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booqee: says who??...huh? ..kissssiu?? ...wit my London Lips?...u musss be jokin!! ![]() |
[quote author=imsu.boi] LOL.. Clowns.. You both would make a nice couple [/quote]...huh?..couple with female that loook like man?? F**** NO!!! ![]() |
Ollyzontal: who told u that?...everybody knows that nigerian females do not french kiss...u seeen any? ![]() |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]No wonder you are begging for punny.[/quote]...did i beg u? ![]() |
spongeback: I don't understand this..u need evidence? |
spongeback: I don't understand this....ok..?..should I type slowly so u can catch up? ![]() |
..errm guys..please avoid Nigerian females..Kissin is NOT there thingy! ![]() |
booqee:..thank u Janitor...now bak to the serrrious topic! ![]() |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]This mugu.[/quote]..ermm Ms Chima..not sure if u read the topic but it clearly says:LADIES!!...which yer did u became a lady? ![]() |
[b] ..We Londoners gerrrrit but you guys dont gerrrrit so I will teach u the technique to french kiss a babe to make her fall in love wit u..truss me....& by the way, french kiss is not kissin in french..Its a art of chewing female lips very gently to make her love u only.. truss me! ANYWAYS..THER U GO: STEP 1:..Keep your lips soft like toilet roll:..90% of u people lips is hard like remote control & this will not hep! STEP 2: ..Freshen your breath:...Please test yor breath with Mouth fresher,air fresher, salt water or Mint....it helps! STEP 3..Find the right moment:..time the babe..Always talk about Brazillian wig to sweeeten her moood..They lovit!. STEP 4:..Make eye contact with one eye & then pretend like the other eye isnt lookin then look slowly witout lookin lookful in a lookable way....it helps! STEP 5.. Keep your mouth in a kissable position without tamparin wit her wig...they dont like that...truss me! ...well Accordin to a survey report magazine..women love this technique & u are gauranteed for marraige propaosal![/b] ![]() |
crystalballs: 16. 190...how dare u compare me to those ugly Mofos? ![]() |
Officialgrl2: My flatmate, who happens to be my friend/ course mate broke up woth her long term boyfriend and simce rhen, she keeps bring questionable men to our shared apartment! She brings new guy almost every night even when we have lectures the next day. Now to make matter worst these guys always hv breakfast wirh her, she feeds them my OWN food....ok..so u nyansh yor flatmate boyfrined & u want to complain??..NIGERIN WOMEN!!! ![]() |
spongeback: Spongeback••••••••••>^~ straight legs, heavy thigh and big boobsi...dammm..was yor nomba!! ![]() |
...but is it dificult to answer a simple questions??...Ladies..when can i can pess o when can a guy ask if he can pess during dating...pleaase advise!...(maybe i will get responses if i involve braziiilaian wig in the topic) ![]() |
[quote author=Omo_barca] You need a user manual to know when to? And you call yourself a player Smh. Virgin boy[/quote]...sweery ..whats with the attititude?..do u realize how many people benefit from my swaaaga? ![]() |
Sanboy25:..see yor brown teeeth...whatst funny? ![]() |
..so does this mean No presssing? ![]() |
....My profffesiiional advise: ..FORGET NUGERIAN WOMEN!! ![]() |
alutacontinua: Can't you read again? U nid glasses? ![]() |
...actuallly i no 3 Niaraland females that hav K leg but I will nt mention MOndi cheeks, Ms Chima or Onla,s name! ![]() |
...she claimed I waz too big....sadly she waz right! ![]() |
alutacontinua: See my answer here...sweeery so how soon can a guy press u when u datin him? ...Same day, one week, one month or never?...mature answers please ![]() |
REALITY101: Ok, so your guy is taking n aked picture of you init? #Gayyyy-donkey. #outta-closet..tank u Linda! ![]() |
faithuak: pls guys,I need ur help,I think guys are in the right position to tell me the FACT. pls I am just a lady...Do u have pimples?? ![]() |
..if the topic waz about brazillian hair..I bet she wud jump on it liek bus Conductor! ![]() |
alutacontinua: U going crazy cos you didn't get the attention you needed on the thread, right..sweeery will u grow up & stop actin like a Nigeirian?...why cant u juss answer teh simple queeestion!! ![]() |
....CONCLUSION: ..black females call u a Mugu if u dont make moves towards them.... but when u make moves..they say u comin on too strong or u desperate....This is why we prefer women! ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks] [/quote]..see yor yellow teeth!![]() |
AmBeautiful: Hmm......AmBeautiful <<<<<<< Attitude! ![]() |
..if this topic waz about Nigerian wig ...the whole population of Nigerian females wud jump on it...they dont like serrrrious topics! ![]() |
Sureboy411: I don't need any permission before pressing her...are u a lady?? ..didnt the topic say: Ladies please advise? ![]() |
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its because u haven't been kissed by me. You'd change ur theory
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You need a user manual to know when to?

