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Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 8:09pm On Aug 08, 2013
booqee: says who?? angry its because u haven't been kissed by me. You'd change ur theory
...huh? ..kissssiu?? ...wit my London Lips?...u musss be jokin!! angry
Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 5:26pm On Aug 08, 2013
[quote author=imsu.boi] LOL.. Clowns..

You both would make a nice couple cheesy
[/quote]...huh?..couple with female that loook like man?? F**** NO!!! angry
Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 4:50pm On Aug 08, 2013
Ollyzontal: who told u that?
...everybody knows that nigerian females do not french kiss...u seeen any? angry
Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 4:48pm On Aug 08, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]No wonder you are begging for punny.[/quote]...did i beg u?undecided
Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 3:46pm On Aug 08, 2013
spongeback: I don't understand this undecided
..u need evidence?
Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 3:45pm On Aug 08, 2013
spongeback: I don't understand this undecided
....ok..?..should I type slowly so u can catch up? angry
Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 7:08am On Aug 08, 2013
..errm guys..please avoid Nigerian females..Kissin is NOT there thingy!angry
Romance › Re: How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op): 7:06am On Aug 08, 2013
booqee:
pervert
..thank u Janitor...now bak to the serrrious topic! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 1:57am On Aug 08, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]This mugu.[/quote]..ermm Ms Chima..not sure if u read the topic but it clearly says:LADIES!!...which yer did u became a lady? undecided
Romance › How To French-kiss A Babe Like A Gentleman - User Guide!!! by MrCork(op):

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..We Londoners gerrrrit but you guys dont gerrrrit so I will teach u the technique to french kiss a babe to make her fall in love wit u..truss me....& by the way, french kiss is not kissin in french..Its a art of chewing female lips very gently to make her love u only.. truss me!

ANYWAYS..THER U GO:

STEP 1:..Keep your lips soft like toilet roll:..90% of u people lips is hard like remote control & this will not hep!
STEP 2: ..Freshen your breath:...Please test yor breath with Mouth fresher,air fresher, salt water or Mint....it helps!
STEP 3..Find the right moment:..time the babe..Always talk about Brazillian wig to sweeeten her moood..They lovit!.
STEP 4:..Make eye contact with one eye & then pretend like the other eye isnt lookin then look slowly witout lookin
lookful in a lookable way....it helps!
STEP 5.. Keep your mouth in a kissable position without tamparin wit her wig...they dont like that...truss me!

...well Accordin to a survey report magazine..women love this technique & u are gauranteed for marraige propaosal![/b]
angry
Romance › Re: 15 Types Of Men To Avoid Dating! by MrCork: 8:14pm On Aug 07, 2013
crystalballs: 16. 190
17. Mr cork
18. Yuzedo
19. onila, abi is he/she a lady
...how dare u compare me to those ugly Mofos? angry
Romance › Re: My Friend by MrCork: 5:19pm On Aug 07, 2013
Officialgrl2: My flatmate, who happens to be my friend/ course mate broke up woth her long term boyfriend and simce rhen, she keeps bring questionable men to our shared apartment! She brings new guy almost every night even when we have lectures the next day. Now to make matter worst these guys always hv breakfast wirh her, she feeds them my OWN food.

I have complained about this, and she keeps saying the guys are in her room not mine, plus she can bring anyone she likes home.

While I understand it's not my place to judge her personal life, I'm not at all comfortable with her bringing strangers into the house. The chance of one this guys robbing or us or doing something worst is pretty high, since they all look rough and scary. I don't feel safe in a house I pay rent in. I start to lock my room, but I still don't feel safe.

So how do you think I can manage this matter? Should i involve our landlord? i hv tried talking to her but it was all in vain. We are on holiday now so I have a lot of time to ask for advice before going back to uni.
...ok..so u nyansh yor flatmate boyfrined & u want to complain??..NIGERIN WOMEN!!! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Known Sexxxiest Females In Nigeria by MrCork(op): 9:48am On Aug 07, 2013
spongeback: Spongeback••••••••••>^~ straight legs, heavy thigh and big boobsi wink
...dammm..was yor nomba!! cheesy
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 7:29am On Aug 07, 2013
...but is it dificult to answer a simple questions??...Ladies..when can i can pess o when can a guy ask if he can pess during dating...pleaase advise!...(maybe i will get responses if i involve braziiilaian wig in the topic) undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 4:48pm On Aug 06, 2013
[quote author=Omo_barca]huh You need a user manual to know when to? huh And you call yourself a player huh Smh. Virgin boy[/quote]...sweery ..whats with the attititude?..do u realize how many people benefit from my swaaaga? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 4:38pm On Aug 06, 2013
Sanboy25: grin grin grin
..see yor brown teeeth...whatst funny? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 11:58am On Aug 06, 2013
..so does this mean No presssing? undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op):
....My profffesiiional advise: ..FORGET NUGERIAN WOMEN!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op):
alutacontinua: Can't you read again? U nid glasses?
I said [size=20pt]NEVER![/size]
angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Known Sexxxiest Females In Nigeria by MrCork(op): 12:43am On Aug 06, 2013
...actuallly i no 3 Niaraland females that hav K leg but I will nt mention MOndi cheeks, Ms Chima or Onla,s name! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: What Was The Sweetest Thing Ur Partner Ever Told You by MrCork: 12:39am On Aug 06, 2013
...she claimed I waz too big....sadly she waz right! wink
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 12:36am On Aug 06, 2013
alutacontinua: See my answer here. tongue
..sweeery so how soon can a guy press u when u datin him? ...Same day, one week, one month or never?...mature answers please wink
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 12:26am On Aug 06, 2013
REALITY101: Ok, so your guy is taking n aked picture of you init? #Gayyyy-donkey. #outta-closet
..tank u Linda! undecided
Romance › Re: Why? by MrCork: 12:21am On Aug 06, 2013
faithuak: pls guys,I need ur help,I think guys are in the right position to tell me the FACT. pls I am just a lady.
When ever I am talking to my boo,looking straight into his eyes,he dos nt look at me for long,he looks at me for a while and closes his eyes,even wen we are discussing(sometin nt very important)I luk directly into his eyes,bt he closes his eyes afta some seconds,bt I keep staring straight to his eyes while am talking 2 him,he opens his eyes,sees me luking at him and shot dam again while he keeps talkin 2 me. WHY dos he do dat?am I dat ugly or wat?I can't explain it cos am nt a guy,or was he thinking of anoda gal at dat moment?or he neva felt lik talkin 2 me.The funnest tin is dat he dos it all the tym I luk at him 4 long. Y
..Do u have pimples?? angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 12:12am On Aug 06, 2013
..if the topic waz about brazillian hair..I bet she wud jump on it liek bus Conductor! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 12:10am On Aug 06, 2013
alutacontinua: U going crazy cos you didn't get the attention you needed on the thread, righthuh
It means u're starting to expire.
My advice: TRY NEW SWAGS wink wink tongue tongue
..sweeery will u grow up & stop actin like a Nigeirian?...why cant u juss answer teh simple queeestion!! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 7:42pm On Aug 05, 2013
....CONCLUSION: ..black females call u a Mugu if u dont make moves towards them.... but when u make moves..they say u comin on too strong or u desperate....This is why we prefer women! angry
Romance › Re: Most Romantic Snack For A First Date!! by MrCork(op): 3:22pm On Aug 05, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]grin grin grin[/quote]..see yor yellow teeth!angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 11:55am On Aug 05, 2013
AmBeautiful: Hmm....
If you need to press anything, get a Play Station or Xbox or Something!
cheesy
..AmBeautiful <<<<<<< Attitude! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 10:30am On Aug 05, 2013
..if this topic waz about Nigerian wig ...the whole population of Nigerian females wud jump on it...they dont like serrrrious topics! undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies..please Advise (mature Contributions Only) by MrCork(op): 9:46am On Aug 05, 2013
Sureboy411: I don't need any permission before pressing her.
I will press her on the first date and if she slack I will finger her and if she slack well well I will bleep her that same day...


No particular answer to your question
..are u a lady?? ..didnt the topic say: Ladies please advise? angry

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