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Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Finest Africa’s Actor? Van Vicker Or Majid Michel ? by MrCork: 10:48am On Jul 13, 2013
...AND FOR THE RECORD, I AM DAMM GOOD LOKIN EX MODEL IN lONDON & CANT STAND LIGHT SKIN GUYS!!angry
Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Finest Africa’s Actor? Van Vicker Or Majid Michel ? by MrCork: 10:46am On Jul 13, 2013
...BUT WHY MUSS THY BE LIGHTSKIN?? ...LIGHT SKIN GUYS?...U PEPLE ARE SO USELESS THER IN NIGERIA WITH YOR SLAVE MENTALITY...SO THEY R BETTER LOOKIN COZ THEY DARK SKIN? ..HOW MANY LIGHT SKIN MODELS CAN U COUNT IN EUROPE...NON..THEY USE ONLY DARK SKIN MALE MODEL..SORRY TO SAY BUT U GUYS THER IN NIGERIA WIT YOR SLAVE MENTALITY ARE THE DUMBEST EVER AND I MEAN THIS IN A NICE WAY...(N0 0FEINSESE) angry
Romance › Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 10:41am On Jul 13, 2013
....i hate kids, never liked children and i cant stand them.....serrriusly...but what do u do when u meet a lady u like and she says she want to hav a kid wit u?? ..the problem is that she is a lawyer & she talk to much....ok i confess, she is darkskin.....how do u escape? ....please advise! angry
Romance › Re: 10 Lies Women Tell Men! by MrCork: 10:33am On Jul 13, 2013
...tank u OP...didnt i warn u people Nigerian womens lie too much?...especialy the dark skin ones?angry
Romance › Re: Is That How Christian Girls Behave by MrCork: 10:31am On Jul 13, 2013
..people still live in compunds? (no oofeise)
Romance › Re: Is That How Christian Girls Behave by MrCork: 10:29am On Jul 13, 2013
Mrkc: Is dat how girls behave, personally i hate girls,they are evil..Well let me go straight to d point..I'm new in dat compound and some of d neigbours are mostly girls...Last week i came bak 4rm my place and dis gal neigbour just came into my room..She greeted me and we chatted 4 some minutes..After d chat she asked me 2 help her with some money dat she is broke 4 which i did without her paying bak..Since dat day she started coming to my room day by day.What pain me most is her constant coming, keep telling me dat she is hungry and so what? Do i look like her bf and i xtain 4 dat matter..Is dat how xtain girls behave,I have spent more dan 2500 within 3days, Dis girl is trying to ruin me completely and d small food stuf my parents gave me. I dnt work, i only depend on my poor parents..Am a student beside what does she take me 4..A slowpoke or an slowpoke..Am shy and gentle..I dnt knw how to stop dis girl 4rm coming to my house again..I dnt even like her,Advice needed cos if dis continue i might spend d borrowed 10k my parents gave to me to survive within 2weeks to dis foolish girl.
....so u live in a compund & a woman chatted u for 4 minute? ...bro are u pregnant?...serrrrious looong hisss! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 3:52am On Jul 13, 2013
REALITY101: Lol you've bn sneaking on my profile huh?

Anyway they're my girls, the one in front " on black" is my FWB. I can hook your lonely asss up with the remaining 3 including the Costa Rican dude behind us.
...so datin 3 cotorica she.males makes u happy?undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:50am On Jul 13, 2013
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Sanboy25: Hi, yes I also missed our little conversations cheesy
Right now I'm going to bed, I was just passing by, see you tomorrow smiley Good night
....sweeery foget that fat girl called Stegomala...lets talk...so wot u whering?
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:47am On Jul 13, 2013
Stegomiah: Wow! So happy sanboy is back! smiley missd ya so much! @ mr.cork try again later, no one believes you.
....sweeery ...am a London Playa...why wud I lie that I nyansh Sandboy...do i looklike someone that lie??undecided
Romance › Re: Every black Man's Problem With Black Women; by MrCork(op): 3:44am On Jul 13, 2013
[quote author=maxwello.yg]You know? You are not totally different from onila the attention seeker[/quote]...do i no u?
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:16pm On Jul 12, 2013
Sanboy25: Hello, seems like you're still day-dreaming... undecided
...are u tellin me my 17inches Kondo is small??...u didnt feel anythin?angry
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 10:14pm On Jul 12, 2013
ogugua88: It's gone. smiley
...sweeery but why dont u want t ban this boy?angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:12pm On Jul 12, 2013
REALITY101: What's up fool
.. bro...serrriously...who are those handsome she.males on yor picture profiles?? ... schoool mates? wink
Romance › Re: Serrrious Question to all females? by MrCork(op): 10:08pm On Jul 12, 2013
...one babe saw my Range Rover Keys and ask me: ..do u have kids?? ..ok, is this a new chat up line? ...please advise? undecided
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:02pm On Jul 12, 2013
Aijara: i'm full blooded blooded nigerian babe, no any form of mixing or adulteration.name it, its all embeded in aijara.
...hangone?...do u realize am from London?undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:01pm On Jul 12, 2013
..and by the way...please I beg u...do not where that Ugly Ghana made wig to London anymore...we beg u! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:59pm On Jul 12, 2013
...Sanboy25...sweeery thanks for givin me a gr8 time hear in London...yor pum pum is really sweeet & i enjoyed .it..tanks... we muss do it again we I come ova to frace &i will try and last up to 6 round!! wink
Romance › Re: Every black Man's Problem With Black Women; by MrCork(op): 9:19pm On Jul 12, 2013
angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...do You Think You Can Be In A Successful Relationship.... by MrCork: 11:27pm On Jul 11, 2013
SniperInADiaper: No cry apparently the saying is true grin
...hope she didnt juss say No to me! angry
Romance › Re: Obama Confirmed His 14yrs Old Daughter Dating by MrCork: 11:25pm On Jul 11, 2013
..that babe gots some small boooobsi though wink
Romance › Re: How Do I Make It Work. by MrCork: 11:24pm On Jul 11, 2013
Elbizzcklinz: Just need your advice, i've got too many ladies around me, visiting me, 80% of contact are ladies, i flow well with ladies than guy and am in a relationship, how do i make my relationship work without distraction.
..brother dont worrry i will help u...juss drive them away if they Nigerian but if they darksin..call police! angry
Romance › Re: A by MrCork: 11:22pm On Jul 11, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Lagos guys are hotter tongue
...Mr Cork <<<<<< Lived in Lagos for 2 days but now a Londoner! wink
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 11:20pm On Jul 11, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Na me be Michael Jackson. undecided Come to Makoko..
..u fine without make up? undecided
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 11:19pm On Jul 11, 2013
...i dont truss thiese Nigeria girls anymore... ..so How are we Londoners expected to come home and settle down??..HOW??...IN FACT, WE GIVE UP!! angry
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 11:16pm On Jul 11, 2013
...and how can bein a chrisstian be turn off??...sweeery are u a witch doctors daughter?...jusss askin! undecided
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 11:14pm On Jul 11, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Being a Christian is a turn off kiss

Im light skin.. everybody thinks im Oyinbo tho cry
Can you help me?
...ermm sweeery...are u albino or u lightskin??...they not the same u no...and since when did they ever hav light skin females in Lagos? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: A by MrCork: 11:04pm On Jul 11, 2013
...Abuja ladies??...aint theose the ones with tribal mark like Tiger claw? (no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 11:02pm On Jul 11, 2013
SniperInADiaper: Thats a turn off. cry
...u dont want me to slap his face??...didnt he realize she waz Nigeria?...sweeeery did i menstion she waz darkskin? angry
Romance › Re: I Need Help by MrCork: 10:55pm On Jul 11, 2013
Hemanwel: Hi guys!Pls,I need ur candid advice on dis matter urgently.
The girl whom I've been dating for over a year has just finished her youth service.Now we are thinking of settling down but a trivial issue has just come up which I think will become a big issue after marriage,if not tackled.
She has just told me dat she would not be attending my church cos of their mode of dressing and indoctrinations.She said my church does not conform to her way of life in terms of dressings.I told her I was not ready to leave my church.Now,she's threatening to pull out.This is a girl who actively served as NCCF Exco during her NYSC.What do I do cos I sure dont wanna lose her?

NB:I am MFM and she's Foursquare.
...she's P Sqaure or she likes P Square??...Bro please come again! angry
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 10:53pm On Jul 11, 2013
REALITY101: I was high never mind
^^^^...Sweeery Ogugua....BAN THAT BOY FOR HARRSMENT...PLEAASSEE!!! angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...do You Think You Can Be In A Successful Relationship.... by MrCork: 10:51pm On Jul 11, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]With a non-black man?

Do you?[/quote]...Ms chima...when i my gonnna get some mennnnn? ....loooong ting! wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:50pm On Jul 11, 2013
...TRUE STORY..I heard 190 has just been banned for the 700th time & his ban expires in 2032..He probably grow white hair before his ban is lifted grin grin grin grin grin...

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