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..Sandboy...please try and show up in my dream wearin that green pant...the one i like..laters! |
Adamskuty: i got nothing to do with a drunkard,plsss...bro no oofeince but Sandboy will have to lower her standards juss to be on yor level....the only option u hav to to continue chasing to house maids and bread sellers (no ofeinse) |
...damm, my fridge stoppped workin..what tha f***. wher am i gonnna get beer tonite? |
Adamskuty: a new fish...ermm bro, bak up from that one.....I saw her first and she mine! ![]() |
anyways, the poooorno movie started 10 mins ago...guuud nite! ![]() |
..BUT HOW DARE U COMAPARE YOR SEF TO MOD OGUGUA??...SERRRIOUSLY?..U said she wasnt all that and u claimed Nigerian females didnt have the X factor...U Said it..DONT LIE!! ![]() |
...QUIT LYIN...U SAID IT..U SAID U WERE PREEETIER THAN MOD OGUGUA AND THAT NAIRALAND FEMALES WERE NAATURALLY UGLIER, ESPECIALLY THE HOMEBASED NIGERIAN FEMALES...U SAID IT....DONT LIE!! ![]() |
...Sandboy said a while ago atht she waz preeetier than MOD Ogugua...can u belive that?..how can that EVER be posssible? (no oofeinse) |
Sanboy25: None of you will NOT have anything because you'll never meet me so it's okay....ermmm calm down...u seem to be gettin big headed...are u sayin that yor preeeter than MOD Ogugua?..please DO not let yor EGO decive u....i beg u..be nice! ![]() |
..and do u realize the more u chat to the crackhead the more he will expect punnnny in return?..TELL HM TO F*** OFF ![]() |
Sanboy25: Why are you so sure about yourself ?...hang on...why ar u cheatin on me with this crackhead?...its not bed time yet? ![]() |
...anyways..my movie is startin in 2 mins...gettn into my pyjamas....laters!! |
Sanboy25: You're the only liar here. And stop using my name in your fantasies....fantasy about u?..serrriously?...sweery may i remind u that I discoverd u..and thanks to me..u changed that Ragamufffin Weave hair on yor head. ![]() |
Adamskuty: i hope u didn't give mr.cork ur digit as well..i juss sent hr a text 5 mins ago...bro my only advise for u is to continue dreamin! |
Sanboy25: Of course NOT. Nobody has it here on NL....so how did i nyahsh u if u didnt give me yor digits? U BERRA QUIT LYING!!! ![]() |
Adamskuty: Stop with all those trash,nigguh! U have been asking her out for about 6 months now,i think i'll rate ur swag 0.0000000000001 ,to be honest,i have being laughing at u ever since..calm down u part time fisher man...do u realize I have nyahshed almost 40 babes on Nairaland??..To be honest, she is not yor type...My advis...juss stick to chasing house girls...They will aprre3ciate u |
Adamskuty: Now u are gonna make that good for nothing dude laugh at me...bro i cant laugh at u....yor swaag is below 0 and the only help i can offer is help u...check my thread: Swaaga steps to catch a woman and u be ok! |
Sanboy25: Did you see me give him anything here ?you berrrra not!! ![]() |
spongeback: Oh mr cork it's past your bed time..sweeery my favourite pooorno movie is startin iun 5 mins...I be goin to bed very soon...by the way, are u workin Night Security guard or u juss awake to chat to me? ![]() |
Sanboy25: What do you want to do with it ?...sweery are u honestly dumb enough to give that crackhead yor number?...serrrriously? |
...bro i suggest u be nice to me so i can send u £3 to buy Shoe, shirt and trouser |
Adamskuty:...bro hang on..serrrriously...how do u plan to maintain Sandboy?? ...when waz the last time u eat 3 course meal? 4real?(no oofeinse) ![]() |
Sanboy25: You're watching too much TV bro......sweeery QUIT frontn..u no am gooona hit that thingy..serrriously..its not that big..only 7inches..SO QUIT FRONTING!! |
...sweery i cant wait to hit that thingy when i see u n france next month...my Kondo been standin up for the past 2 hours....serrriously! ![]() |
..i bet they begged 190 to where a bra...size 14 bra! ![]() |
Adamskuty:...waz funny...i didnt ask u if she a girl..waz her digit? ![]() |
...Sanboy25:..sweeery u want to chooose that ugly Homebased Nigerian mofo over me?...do u realize he has head lice??..juss sayin! ![]() |
Adamskuty: i think u need to reconsider ur decision swrry :*..by the way..whos that babe on yor picture profile?...she gots Nyahsh though ![]() |
Sanboy25: Hi guys,..he he he..now she plans to please me...he he he..Damm I gots swaaga! ![]() |
Sanboy25:...waz funny?? ![]() |
Adamskuty: boy she doesn't need u either,don't be too dumb,can't u read the writing on the wall??..corrrection..I already nyashed her twice when she came to London & seein her again in Fraqnce next month... u ever been to London?..eddddiot boy! ![]() |
..Sanboy25..anyways sweery wher waz we...will u where mini sket when u come to visit me at m hotel? ![]() |
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this is just between me and you,baaaaybeee 


