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Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:20am On Jul 16, 2013
..Sandboy...please try and show up in my dream wearin that green pant...the one i like..laters!
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:19am On Jul 16, 2013
Adamskuty: i got nothing to do with a drunkard,plsss angry this is just between me and you,baaaaybeee embarassed
...bro no oofeince but Sandboy will have to lower her standards juss to be on yor level....the only option u hav to to continue chasing to house maids and bread sellers (no ofeinse)
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:13am On Jul 16, 2013
...damm, my fridge stoppped workin..what tha f***. wher am i gonnna get beer tonite?
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:12am On Jul 16, 2013
Adamskuty: a new fish cheesy
...ermm bro, bak up from that one.....I saw her first and she mine! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:11am On Jul 16, 2013
anyways, the poooorno movie started 10 mins ago...guuud nite! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:10am On Jul 16, 2013
..BUT HOW DARE U COMAPARE YOR SEF TO MOD OGUGUA??...SERRRIOUSLY?..U said she wasnt all that and u claimed Nigerian females didnt have the X factor...U Said it..DONT LIE!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:08am On Jul 16, 2013
...QUIT LYIN...U SAID IT..U SAID U WERE PREEETIER THAN MOD OGUGUA AND THAT NAIRALAND FEMALES WERE NAATURALLY UGLIER, ESPECIALLY THE HOMEBASED NIGERIAN FEMALES...U SAID IT....DONT LIE!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:05am On Jul 16, 2013
...Sandboy said a while ago atht she waz preeetier than MOD Ogugua...can u belive that?..how can that EVER be posssible? (no oofeinse) shocked
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:03am On Jul 16, 2013
Sanboy25: None of you will NOT have anything because you'll never meet me so it's okay. smiley
...ermmm calm down...u seem to be gettin big headed...are u sayin that yor preeeter than MOD Ogugua?..please DO not let yor EGO decive u....i beg u..be nice! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:56am On Jul 16, 2013
..and do u realize the more u chat to the crackhead the more he will expect punnnny in return?..TELL HM TO F*** OFF angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:55am On Jul 16, 2013
Sanboy25: Why are you so sure about yourself ?
...hang on...why ar u cheatin on me with this crackhead?...its not bed time yet? angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:48am On Jul 16, 2013
...anyways..my movie is startin in 2 mins...gettn into my pyjamas....laters!!
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:47am On Jul 16, 2013
Sanboy25: You're the only liar here. And stop using my name in your fantasies. undecided
...fantasy about u?..serrriously?...sweery may i remind u that I discoverd u..and thanks to me..u changed that Ragamufffin Weave hair on yor head. undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:44am On Jul 16, 2013
Adamskuty: i hope u didn't give mr.cork ur digit as wellhuh
..i juss sent hr a text 5 mins ago...bro my only advise for u is to continue dreamin!
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:43am On Jul 16, 2013
Sanboy25: Of course NOT. Nobody has it here on NL. smiley
...so how did i nyahsh u if u didnt give me yor digits? U BERRA QUIT LYING!!!angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:37am On Jul 16, 2013
Adamskuty: Stop with all those trash,nigguh! U have been asking her out for about 6 months now,i think i'll rate ur swag 0.0000000000001 ,to be honest,i have being laughing at u ever since
..calm down u part time fisher man...do u realize I have nyahshed almost 40 babes on Nairaland??..To be honest, she is not yor type...My advis...juss stick to chasing house girls...They will aprre3ciate u
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:32am On Jul 16, 2013
Adamskuty: Now u are gonna make that good for nothing dude laugh at me
...bro i cant laugh at u....yor swaag is below 0 and the only help i can offer is help u...check my thread: Swaaga steps to catch a woman and u be ok!
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:30am On Jul 16, 2013
Sanboy25: Did you see me give him anything here ? huh
you berrrra not!! angry
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 12:28am On Jul 16, 2013
spongeback: Oh mr cork it's past your bed time
..sweeery my favourite pooorno movie is startin iun 5 mins...I be goin to bed very soon...by the way, are u workin Night Security guard or u juss awake to chat to me? undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:25am On Jul 16, 2013
Sanboy25: What do you want to do with it ?
...sweery are u honestly dumb enough to give that crackhead yor number?...serrrriously?
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:20am On Jul 16, 2013
...bro i suggest u be nice to me so i can send u £3 to buy Shoe, shirt and trouser
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:19am On Jul 16, 2013
Adamskuty: angry let's go back to serious matters pls, hmmm! Digit? cheesy
...bro hang on..serrrriously...how do u plan to maintain Sandboy?? ...when waz the last time u eat 3 course meal? 4real?(no oofeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: How To Please My (future) Man ? by MrCork: 12:17am On Jul 16, 2013
Sanboy25: You're watching too much TV bro... undecided
...sweeery QUIT frontn..u no am gooona hit that thingy..serrriously..its not that big..only 7inches..SO QUIT FRONTING!!
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:14am On Jul 16, 2013
...sweery i cant wait to hit that thingy when i see u n france next month...my Kondo been standin up for the past 2 hours....serrriously!wink
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 12:12am On Jul 16, 2013
..i bet they begged 190 to where a bra...size 14 bra! grin grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:10am On Jul 16, 2013
Adamskuty: grin , a girl!
...waz funny...i didnt ask u if she a girl..waz her digit?angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:09am On Jul 16, 2013
...Sanboy25:..sweeery u want to chooose that ugly Homebased Nigerian mofo over me?...do u realize he has head lice??..juss sayin! undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:06am On Jul 16, 2013
Adamskuty: i think u need to reconsider ur decision swrry :*
..by the way..whos that babe on yor picture profile?...she gots Nyahsh though undecided
Romance › Re: How To Please My (future) Man ? by MrCork: 12:05am On Jul 16, 2013
Sanboy25: Hi guys,
I don't have any views on a man in particular but I'd like to know what are the moves/ways to please a male partner in a relationship.
We often hear things to please women but men remains a mystery....
I'm sure it will help many women on this forum to have your views on this.

Please how to please a man ?

No childish answer please. smiley
..he he he..now she plans to please me...he he he..Damm I gots swaaga! wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:03am On Jul 16, 2013
Sanboy25: grin grin grin
...waz funny?? angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:02am On Jul 16, 2013
Adamskuty: boy she doesn't need u either,don't be too dumb,can't u read the writing on the wall?? grin u have been bugging this shawty for almost 6 months now,kindly quit pls grin
..corrrection..I already nyashed her twice when she came to London & seein her again in Fraqnce next month... u ever been to London?..eddddiot boy! undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 11:46pm On Jul 15, 2013
..Sanboy25..anyways sweery wher waz we...will u where mini sket when u come to visit me at m hotel? wink

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