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Sanboy25: What do you have with babies all of a sudden ? is it your natural clock who's sending you signals ?

Vivly: Big girls dont flash, they call.
Big girls dont have swag, they have class.
Big girls dont wear 'my money grows like grass'
Big girls dont wear low waist trousers

the list is endless, join the fun and add urs.

Ojobojo1: Hi galz, I think I've found the right girl and I want to ask her to be my gf and I don't wanna screw up, how should I say it. Help a brotha,thanks.

Candyness: There is no finer investment for any community than putting milk into babies. - Winston Churchill. You just gotta love em. Holla.

spongeback: Charley but you said you are a bouncer don't you know your limits you are not supposed to talk to customers

Serendipity: Advise on what. Don't let me brand you rudderless

Adamskuty: oh yeah for sure it will,now kindly blow it on my lips dearie

marialucia: What I've noticed about women who are inlove :

•» They never believe in rumors about their partners cheating, even if it's true.
•» They will do everything in their power to protect their relationships, even if apologizing for what's right.
•» They are very jealous and as a boyfriend you should be thankful 'coz that shows she's very afraid of losing you(she believes in your relationship).
•» Sometimes they might sacrifice their friendship for that one person they love the most.
•» They hate it when you've got a female friends 'coz they know, "A shoulder to cry on becomes a dick to ride on".
•» They are real bad in faking their happiness and emotions, you'll notice very quick when they don't like something you've done.
•» They don't care about money but they care the most about the time you spend with them, if it was possible they would want to spend every minute with you.
•» They go around calling 'emselves bo "Mrs mang mang" without checking the time frame they've been in that relationship.

True or False?

Yield: Kids are cute and fun. They always make me smile. Can't wait to have my own someday. I'm going to shower them with so much love.

carefreewannabe: No, I'll just drive somewhere with my ferrari. Lol

Aijara: I realise very well, omo-London.

SLIDE waxie: dude, shut ur fucck up

Una see how michael jackson end up like poster? U see i'm face like water color?
Na the result of wanting to be white be dt...

carefreewannabe: Is anyone taking it seriosly? lol

Mr Troll: tell her u sterile. Dat yur 16inches only produces water not s p e r m.

Mr Troll: tell her u hate darkskin girls

bad meat: Will be back to give the advise!*let the weed clear from ya eyes first*

190: phuck off both of ya