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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:46pm On Jul 11, 2013
REALITY101: Male... Now you've got yourself a boyfriend
...she is female...u Monkey! angry
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 10:43pm On Jul 11, 2013
....not sure if i shuld slap his face twice.. ..am a christian angry
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 10:43pm On Jul 11, 2013
....not sure if i shuld slap his face though.. ..am a christian angry
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 10:41pm On Jul 11, 2013
...did i menstion that my white friend, Austin, bought flowers for a Nigeria babe today....he said he is in love angry
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 10:40pm On Jul 11, 2013
...would u beleaf my white friend, Austin, bought flowers for a Nigeria babe today....he said he was in love....but am nt sure if i shuld slap his face though angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:35pm On Jul 11, 2013
Aijara: mr cork, u sound n act yr name, u are funny and very smart, i like u, please keep up d good work,
...babes are u male or females?tongue
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 10:32pm On Jul 11, 2013
Truckpusher: ayaf no time to respond to your jokes ,meanwhile help me put a leash on some of these ladies before i loose my cool cool
...bro..baccck offf from that babe....am hittin it first! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 11:34pm On Jul 10, 2013
..anyone seen Sandboy?
Romance › Re: Picture Of A Girl On Her Knees Proposing To A Guy by MrCork: 11:32pm On Jul 10, 2013
..damm I love B.J! tongue
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 11:31pm On Jul 10, 2013
REALITY101: Bloody liar
...bro would it help if i find u a boyfriend? .. are u pregnant? (no oofeinse)undecided
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 11:25pm On Jul 10, 2013
Truckpusher: ayaf no time to respond to your jokes ,meanwhile help me put a leash on some of these ladies before i loose my cool cool
...bro are u pregnant? (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 7:58pm On Jul 10, 2013
Princessmel: So who wants to splash cash on me?
Back in the singles market AGAIN?!
What am I doing wrong cry
...sweeery i can help....wot kinda guy u loookin for?... u fine? undecided
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 7:53pm On Jul 10, 2013
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You are alive still? huh[/quote]...Mrs Chima..I been told u gots Big heavy serrrrrious Nyansh wit thigh...u on my case..& we need to talk...srrrriouly!! wink
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 7:51pm On Jul 10, 2013
...4 of us are stayin at a Lagos hotel and the 11 other guys are stayin at Abuja...we are wife huntin and we comin toi spend big...truss me!
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 7:49pm On Jul 10, 2013
....anyways, bak to the serrrruios thread....can a Londonder find true love ther in Nigeria coz we coming down next month to look for Wifes.....a full blooded homebased Nigerian female (dark skin but light skin)...Am comin with 15 Londonder includin me...We been told Homebased Nigerian females usualy coook berrrra...please advise! angry
Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 7:44pm On Jul 10, 2013
Truckpusher: A well known Nigerian girls basher owns this thread tongue grin
..ermmm calm down Okoro....when did I eva bash Nigerian women?...when?..when?...when?undecided
Romance › ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op):
...a black lady walk up to me at the GYM after i park ma range rover and then said: ..ok, You hav £4,000 cash in yor pocket & then smile & wak away..sadly she waz right & i waz shocked,...QUESTION IS: ..how do Nigerian females always seem to no the EXACT moiney u have in yor pocket??...Please advise!angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:13pm On Jul 08, 2013
..Ok guys...seerrriously...no More tank u emails..Am flattered and waz only tryin to help my brothers...No more tank u emails...cheers!smiley
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:11pm On Jul 08, 2013
..wOOOOW....juss recieved another tank u Letter from a Nairaland...His name is Sunday...he said he chatted up 3 females from his village on jis way to work.....am flatrtered! wink
Romance › Re: Why Cant I Fall Inlove With White Guys? by MrCork: 12:36am On Jul 08, 2013
..THE NEST TIME THAT ONILA BABE POST ANY more THREAD...I WILL BAN HER FoR 10 YEARS! angry
TV/Movies › Re: The Most Annoying Advert You Have Seen On TV? by MrCork: 12:35am On Jul 08, 2013
..KDK MOOOSKITO KILLER FAN!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 6:06pm On Jul 07, 2013
...woooow...last nite waz great again wit sweery Sandboy...I lasted 8 rounds & she said I waz liek Superman!! wink
Romance › Re: ★★★ Best Romantic Proposal Of All Time ★★★ {VIDEO} by MrCork: 6:02pm On Jul 07, 2013
...from my recolection when I visited Nigeria for 3 days, this is how taxi drivers & bus conductors chat up women...That fat babe muss be Nigerian...truss me! angry
Romance › Re: So Sick Of Being Lonely. I Need To Love. by MrCork: 5:59pm On Jul 07, 2013
Stylaay: I really don't know why love keeps eluding a broda. I've met ladies; but i'm so unfortunate i keep meeting the wrong ones. It's either she's to demanding, she drinks and smokes like the last 1 or she damn right disrepects me. I wish i could just get me a sista dat wuld jes luv me for who i am. Tot i would be wifeing some at this point in my life. Damn
...bro i will help u...u looookin for light or dark skin female or halfcast babe or white women??undecided
Romance › Re: Serrrious Question to all females? by MrCork(op): 4:21pm On Jul 07, 2013
..and to be honest... why do all this females date 70 years old CHiefs coz of pocket moiney?..please advise?undecided
Romance › Re: Serrrious Question to all females? by MrCork(op): 4:19pm On Jul 07, 2013
Odenigbo Aroli: I think its easy to tell when a girl isn't interested; I met some Haitian girl in a bar,we spoke and she sounded like she is feeling it. Next time I asked her out and she suggested we go shopping in the mall...lol. well,I told her I will call her to set a time,later the next day I went to the Atm,pulled out some money,took a picture of the money and sent it to her with a text that says "I rather burn this dollars than to spend it on a gold digging wretched HO like you". And she was like why are you calling me a gold digger ? And I asked her if I had asked her to come over and give me some would she ? And I said Zap off! I tell you,guys,nobody will ever make me to spend my hard earned money unless if I want to,for whatever reason
...was she Nigerian? angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:18pm On Jul 06, 2013
...jusss recieved 3 tank u emails from a nigerian woman...she said i encouraged her dream guy to have courage to toast her...they now gettin marrried next yer thanks to me....how romantic!! wink

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