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REALITY101: Male... Now you've got yourself a boyfriend...she is female...u Monkey! ![]() |
....not sure if i shuld slap his face twice.. ..am a christian ![]() |
....not sure if i shuld slap his face though.. ..am a christian ![]() |
...did i menstion that my white friend, Austin, bought flowers for a Nigeria babe today....he said he is in love ![]() |
...would u beleaf my white friend, Austin, bought flowers for a Nigeria babe today....he said he was in love....but am nt sure if i shuld slap his face though ![]() |
Aijara: mr cork, u sound n act yr name, u are funny and very smart, i like u, please keep up d good work,...babes are u male or females? ![]() |
Truckpusher: ayaf no time to respond to your jokes ,meanwhile help me put a leash on some of these ladies before i loose my cool...bro..baccck offf from that babe....am hittin it first! ![]() |
..anyone seen Sandboy? |
..damm I love B.J! ![]() |
REALITY101: Bloody liar...bro would it help if i find u a boyfriend? .. are u pregnant? (no oofeinse) ![]() |
Truckpusher: ayaf no time to respond to your jokes ,meanwhile help me put a leash on some of these ladies before i loose my cool...bro are u pregnant? (no oofeinse) ![]() |
Princessmel: So who wants to splash cash on me?...sweeery i can help....wot kinda guy u loookin for?... u fine? ![]() |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You are alive still? [/quote]...Mrs Chima..I been told u gots Big heavy serrrrrious Nyansh wit thigh...u on my case..& we need to talk...srrrriouly!! ![]() |
...4 of us are stayin at a Lagos hotel and the 11 other guys are stayin at Abuja...we are wife huntin and we comin toi spend big...truss me! |
....anyways, bak to the serrrruios thread....can a Londonder find true love ther in Nigeria coz we coming down next month to look for Wifes.....a full blooded homebased Nigerian female (dark skin but light skin)...Am comin with 15 Londonder includin me...We been told Homebased Nigerian females usualy coook berrrra...please advise! ![]() |
Truckpusher: A well known Nigerian girls basher owns this thread..ermmm calm down Okoro....when did I eva bash Nigerian women?...when?..when?...when? ![]() |
...a black lady walk up to me at the GYM after i park ma range rover and then said: ..ok, You hav £4,000 cash in yor pocket & then smile & wak away..sadly she waz right & i waz shocked,...QUESTION IS: ..how do Nigerian females always seem to no the EXACT moiney u have in yor pocket??...Please advise! ![]() |
..Ok guys...seerrriously...no More tank u emails..Am flattered and waz only tryin to help my brothers...No more tank u emails...cheers! ![]() |
..wOOOOW....juss recieved another tank u Letter from a Nairaland...His name is Sunday...he said he chatted up 3 females from his village on jis way to work.....am flatrtered! ![]() |
..THE NEST TIME THAT ONILA BABE POST ANY more THREAD...I WILL BAN HER FoR 10 YEARS! ![]() |
..KDK MOOOSKITO KILLER FAN!! ![]() |
...woooow...last nite waz great again wit sweery Sandboy...I lasted 8 rounds & she said I waz liek Superman!! ![]() |
...from my recolection when I visited Nigeria for 3 days, this is how taxi drivers & bus conductors chat up women...That fat babe muss be Nigerian...truss me! ![]() |
Stylaay: I really don't know why love keeps eluding a broda. I've met ladies; but i'm so unfortunate i keep meeting the wrong ones. It's either she's to demanding, she drinks and smokes like the last 1 or she damn right disrepects me. I wish i could just get me a sista dat wuld jes luv me for who i am. Tot i would be wifeing some at this point in my life. Damn...bro i will help u...u looookin for light or dark skin female or halfcast babe or white women?? ![]() |
..and to be honest... why do all this females date 70 years old CHiefs coz of pocket moiney?..please advise? ![]() |
Odenigbo Aroli: I think its easy to tell when a girl isn't interested; I met some Haitian girl in a bar,we spoke and she sounded like she is feeling it. Next time I asked her out and she suggested we go shopping in the mall...lol. well,I told her I will call her to set a time,later the next day I went to the Atm,pulled out some money,took a picture of the money and sent it to her with a text that says "I rather burn this dollars than to spend it on a gold digging wretched HO like you". And she was like why are you calling me a gold digger ? And I asked her if I had asked her to come over and give me some would she ? And I said Zap off! I tell you,guys,nobody will ever make me to spend my hard earned money unless if I want to,for whatever reason...was she Nigerian? ![]() |
...jusss recieved 3 tank u emails from a nigerian woman...she said i encouraged her dream guy to have courage to toast her...they now gettin marrried next yer thanks to me....how romantic!! ![]() |
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