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 Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 11:44pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
Adamskuty: Wow! Wow! Wow!...bro..she juss told u to f***** offf in the nicest way & u still dont get the message.. ..maybe I shuld help interprete...F****** OFFF & leave my girl alone..edddiot boy!  |
| Romance › Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 11:12pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
..ms chima...put up yor picture.... i want to measure somtin |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 11:09pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
Sanboy25: Don't you ever get tired... ?..lukily for u I will be in France next month for 5 days...juss make sure i gerrrit..4 rounds. ..anyways I be stayin at a 5 star Hotel in Paris called: shangri-la Hotel in Paris. ...am sure u cant wait to see me |
| Romance › Re: Is It Offensive To Stare At A Woman's Bum Bum?? by MrCork: 10:55pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
..me i dream about womens Nyansh like mad..they loook like apple |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:53pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
Sanboy25: Go ahead, I'm listening....kindly send me 2 clear picture of yor mouth wide open??...I juss want to try sumtin quick! ..and No attitude please  |
| Romance › Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:51pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]You have a better chance of screwing Reality![/quote]...whats that supose to mean? |
| Romance › Re: what Do U Think About Women Who Wear Noisy Shoes?..high Heels? by MrCork(op): 10:50pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
Sanboy25: So you do fat babes now ?...NO WAY..sweeery u my only Crocodie in the river & the only sugar in my sugarcane...Its all about Sandboy and its all about slimm babes!  |
| Romance › Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:45pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Plenty of fat chicks in Nigeria! Good luck![/quote]...been told u have the 3rd biggest Nyansh on Nairaland after Sandboy & Mondicheeeks...so u my next project |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Mr Cork!! by MrCork(op): 10:43pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
..juss had a call from the dealer and my car is ready...am trading in my 2010 Metalic blaqck Range Rover Sports for 2013 X5 BMW jeep..29th August (SATURDAY)...I can wait to pick it up..Hopefully I will find a wife"! |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:39pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
Sanboy25: A serious question for you: When do you ever get serious ?..can i ask u for a favur? quick favur |
| Romance › Re: Do Guys Like Pampering? by MrCork: 10:37pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
[quote author=Mynd_44]What matter?[/quote]..Myndi...bro i bet u juss came bak from teh hair dreeeser.. You gay hunk!  |
| Romance › Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:35pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]Ain't you going to Nigeria soon? Hit the ho stroll while you are there.[/quote]...yea we goin to Nigeria to find a bride but I go after women wit big nyansh plus heavy thigh like u..I dont do womens who loook like toooth pig. I love fat babes like u |
| Romance › Re: Every black Man's Problem With Black Women; by MrCork(op): 10:33pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
angel TI: who is this ropeless being?...swweeery..when u keeep cusssin people like market woman..how do u expect to find man?..white women dont act like that! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Help! Chima Slapped Me! by MrCork: 10:30pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
[quote author=Mrs.Chima]I double dare you! You ain't gon do shit![/quote]..ms Chima..its about time we Nyansh...serrriously..i aint got tiem for games anymooore |
| Family › Re: Can I Stop My Wife From Wearing Trousers by MrCork: 10:27pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
filcast: hello nairalanders,....which religoin??...how am i expected to view the nyansh if she dont where trouser??...a nyansh is ment to be loook at and women should where tong and trouser..piurrriod! |
| Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 10:24pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
..but the kid is light skin..i might juss keep it..only if it is lightskin or half cast..4real! |
| Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 10:23pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
...hmm..cant imagine a Playa havin kids...kids runnng around like rabbits... F**** NO..HELL NOOO! |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:16pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]no im not. Unlike u, u go on a 'forced fasting' cause u are broke   [/quote]...ermm sweery...its about time i find u any man....serrriously...what do u weight?? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: what Do U Think About Women Who Wear Noisy Shoes?..high Heels? by MrCork(op): 10:14pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
...One babe juss scrach my carpet wit her high heel shoe....but why muss a fat babee where high heels? |
| Romance › Re: ..what Every Guy Really Wants To Know? by MrCork(op): 2:08pm On Jul 15, 2013 |
190: corky are you MAD..feeed?...bro may i remind u that the last time u uploaded yor picture...u loooked like someone deported Somali..and I mean that ina nice way (no oofeinse) |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:49pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
..yes i hav a hairy chest & hairy back....sweery can u quick put up yor face picture again?? I want to do sumtin quick! |
| Romance › Re: Why? by MrCork: 10:47pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
[quote author=big-t]Phone calls.. Boy to Boy= 0:00:59 Boy to Mum= 0:10:30 Boy to Dad= 0:02:36 Girl to Girl= 0:29:59 Boy to Girl= 1:15:01 Girl to Boy= 0:00:05( please call me back) Why do girls always have the lion share  And why do they call less[/quote]...and this is yor skooool homework? 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Having A Kid by MrCork(op): 10:41pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
..people adopt kids here in the UK and my goal is to adopt...i hate the sound of babys cryin..its the most annnoyin and irratating thing ever..cant imagine mysef cleaning after there pss and $hit..I can slap there face..4real!..I will adopt 5yrs old and over |
| Romance › Re: Is It Offensive To Stare At A Woman's Bum Bum?? by MrCork: 10:36pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
..the only thing i loook n a woman is Nyansh...who cares about class? 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:34pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
..my 52 inches wide chest?? ..HELLO!! |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:34pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
Sanboy25: Did we EVER do something together ?..r u in denial?..u dont remember nyanshin me?..u dont remember sayin I waz too big and that my chest looked sexxxy but too hairy? |
| Romance › Re: Every Guys Nightmare...truss Me!! by MrCork(op): 10:31pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
spongeback: I didn't insult you mr cork you said it your self that your are or used to be a bouncer in a night club...correction..i used to run a Night club here in London & people confused me to a bouncer coz am built like a Bouncer...am 6"4...by the way, r u single & u lightskin? |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:28pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
Sanboy25: That's good for you though I don't know which Sandboy you're talking about anyway.....so are u sayin u wll not nyansh me anymore?..serrrriously? |
| Romance › Re: "Do Beautiful Women Still Need To Wear Make-ups? ..." by MrCork: 8:53pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
...welll womens usualy loook like men when they dont where make it...I strongly recomend it (no oofeinsese) 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:51pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
...and Guys,please dont forget...when a female ask u to take her out on a date and u broke....juss tell her u r fasting...I used this all the times and it works...WOmen loves guys who are very good at lyin....truss me! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: Is It Offensive To Stare At A Woman's Bum Bum?? by MrCork: 8:47pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
..which offensive??...I stare at womens Nyansh at least 7000 times day..and by the way, thats wot they are there for.....get a telescope! 1 Like |
| Investment › Re: Things To Know Before Investing In NSE by MrCork: 8:43pm On Jul 14, 2013 |
Henryenya: Please I want to enter into the business of shares.....how will I know the good companies to invest in...bro thats my Speciuality...truss me... Go for M & G Investment, Blackrock or Tesco and truss me u in good hands. They sell shares at cheap rates! |
ion mean any harm, oooh #sobbing
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