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caribchic:Was funnny? ![]() |
True2myself24: Anyways that was a very cute proposal. The girl is very pretty and it's so obvious that they're so much in love. Very sweet..which cute?? ...is that how bus drivers toast iu in Nigeria...sweeery u need swaaga. ...which cute??... they dont hav GYM in Nigeria?? ...Sweeery only Taxi drivers toast fat women like that...truss me!! ![]() |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]What is my business dating old ready for grave men for? I am not a good digger. I have never ever dated any men for money before. I am an educated woman and I am well capable of making my own money. You need to stop judging n generalizing women. Just cos one girl or two did that to you, doesn't mean all women are all like that. Abeg go seek counselor for your emotional trauma[/quote] ^^^^^another village girl wit tribal mark..u can tell by her spellin..they usualy agggresive! ![]() |
bbexcel: Are you sure Mr. Corky?...when waz the last time u saw a prietty Nigerian female that isnt fat...which year?..serrrriously? ![]() |
[quote author=Omo_Alata]Why are you so jaded? Please stop generalizing. Maybe you need to examine yourself to see why you keep attracting those types of girls[/quote]...so u want to tell me u not a Gold digger & u dont date cheifs?? ...Please advise! ![]() |
mondi_cheeks ...OK YOU WIN!!! ...wots yor number? ![]() |
...OK!! ..Number 1..((She Fat))...Number 2..((She Darkskin))...Number 3 ((SHE NIGERIAN))...QUESTION!!! ...Wot exactly am I missing and wot exactly is romantic about this?? (no oofeinsese) ![]() |
.....Dammm...I juss bought another perfume for £850 cash.....Ladies.... You in trouble!!! ![]() |
Jamie b: Where are the singles in this room. Listen!!! You don't have to give yourself an ultimatum of when to marry. If you are 30 or more just know that your singleness is not a curse. God would not stop you from entering heaven because you are not married but you can be married and end up in hell. Your singleness is not a disease. It is better single hoping to be married than married hoping and praying to be single!!!! #brownville..really...so where are we supose to get punnny? ![]() |
uniqueren: Its not a bad option when your boo can afford it..are u light skin or half cast?..please advise? ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]It's more of a warning don't invite Lalaosky's and his wife to your wedding [/quote]..^^^^ MOD...please BAN this Wicked Winch for harrsament!!!! ![]() |
...Darkskin females are now lookin ok and acceptable even by London Guys.....thanks to my advise!! ![]() |
angel TI: wassup wit cork n his 'please advise?'... ^^^^^I bet she has 3 tribal mark...they usually very aggresive!! ![]() |
.....one Nigerian babe asked juss asked me to buy her Chiken & Chips.... she tinks she's smart!!! ![]() |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I see ur demons are refusing to leave ur body [/quote]^^^ Monday....u now see why u can never find man??...all u do is cuss cuss cuss like market woman!! ![]() |
REALITY101: This dumbb thread is still climbing ...You invited yorself to this thread outter boredom....so don't hate what you can't imitate...its juss an advise! ![]() |
...anyways, back to the thread...Am glad Dark skin females are improvin ther image and can now get attension from Buff Guys wit Swaaaga...Congrats!!! ![]() |
Stegomiah: Last time i checked, you are still chasing her shadows! Can't you see the bold letters on the wall? I finally give up!...chase who?.. sweeery are u drinkin Beer or Palm Wine? ![]() |
Stegomiah: Lool, she's very pretty and i am also in ma own little way, comparing yourself with anoda portraits a low self esteem! Anywae, †нªηкs! For ya time, d only tin i lyk about you is au u do crack me up, g2g2bed. Goodmorning! But seriously you need 2 improve ur swagz, dos lines ar old, and stop d repetition!...so u sayin U look like Beyansi and Sandboy loook like Man?...DO U WANT HER TO SCRACH YOR FACE? ![]() |
sweeey Stegomiah:...u no I can get u easily....all i need to do is send u 2 braziilian hair and truss me u be my babe..4real. I suggest u be nice to me!..Actually, i cant stand that weave on Sandboys head! ![]() |
Stegomiah: Lwkmd! You've bin driving dis particular car for years, just vex show us d pix, with ur alloy metal wheels, airconditioned, tinted glass et.al! Yaba left guyz sef get swaggz pass you..Sweery I dont neeed to boast..My ride waz only £27,000 cash when I bought it new from a Dealer at Baker Street, London...U can now get it for about £12,000....if u can afford it... Am takin Sandboy to a nice Disco this weekend in London & we will send u pictures ![]() |
..well I have British, Nigerian and american passport & i dont need to show off..I hate the Nigerian Passport though..can stand it ![]() |
Stegomiah: Scam alert!!! Mod wannabe, don't know you are this desperate...ermm sweery....I like u as a brother...may i also remind u that MOD OGUGuA is 1000,0000,000,000 preetier than u & she is half cast wit long hair & u are dark skin....I sugest u by more make up & loook sharp!(no oofeinse) ![]() |
[quote author=Stegomiah]Defina8ly not me, nxt time put on a spectacles and try again[/quote ...if i can Hump Sandboy & other babes,then why can i get u...or are u sayin that yor preeetier than Sandboy?? ..I DARE U TO SAY YOR PREEETIER THAN Sandboy... may i remind u that she is halfcast & look like the Artist fomerly known as Prince? ...but still preetier?..kinda? ![]() |
Stegomiah: Liar! Am very sure in real life, you don't av d confidence to chat up a gal, you living d life you wish you had on NL! Saw u bragging earlier bout sanboy only 4 u 2 be asking if she wore a wig. Stop beating round d bush, just say it, it does not hurt...sweery..how can i drive a 2010 Raange Rover Sports,metalic black wit alloy wills & i cant chat up a babe.....serrrriously...when was the last time any guy from London toasted u...apart from me?? ..U shuld be grateful for my swaaga...serrriously! ![]() |
...serrrrious..MOD Ogugua make Nairaland females loook really ugly & slightly fat..4real. ...she is a halfcast babe with looong nice real natural soft sweet loookin hair ![]() |
Sanboy25: the white/halfcast ones don't want you ?....ermm sweeery....may i remind u that MOD OGUGUA make u loook so ugly its unbelifable... I hope u didnt bring that weave on yor head to London! (no oofeinse) ![]() |
...dark skin womens cannot be trussted ..pirriod!! ![]() |
..Stegomiah..and may i remind u that ama playa and have nyanshed almost 40babes from Niaraland ..jussw ask Sandboys & the rest...U ever been to London? ..village girl! ![]() |
Stegomiah: Your lines are 2 old and shabby so easy 2 predict what next you gonna type! Stumbled upon a thread in 2011, and i was astonished when i saw your beyansi lines... And i was like so mr.cork does not have anytin new 2 say again, you be oldskul, saw you toasting rokiatu on dat thread 2, all i did was to smh! Am not ya woman, wake-up Man. How ur ghetto area?....ermm sweery...may i remind u that the last time u put up yor picture..i counted 72 mosskito bite on yor face....and u still tink u all that?? ..keep dreamin! ![]() |
[quote author=Mr knowitall.] Gibraltar is a country [/quote]...ok bro...it sound like Gabrila though ....anyways, dark skin females are now makin efforts to improve ther beauty nowadays....Thank God! ![]() |
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