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Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op):
....this one needs a man..quickly...i fix her up! embarassed
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:22pm On Jun 25, 2013
Princessmel: Can't believe this stupidity is still going on angry
^^^ typical aggressive village girl...i bet she fights wit bus conductors.. undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:14pm On Jun 25, 2013
....sandboy can i ask u a seriiious quick question? smiley
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 10:53pm On Jun 24, 2013
190: at all angry
...I guesss this is yor ideal balance diet...gari & corn! undecided

Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 10:50pm On Jun 24, 2013
....and how am I expected to explain this to Pegggy?..my white babe? ...I GIV UP! undecided

Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 11:28pm On Jun 23, 2013
Sanboy25: Don't You ever get tired? Good night, sweet dreams. smiley
angry
Romance › Re: Can Cheating Ever Be Acceptable? by MrCork: 11:26pm On Jun 23, 2013
Stegomiah: Comming from someone hooking pple up on Nl! Btw, am not looking for one, can't say same bout you, Ώϊ†̥̥ђ ur 5 swagga steps, you still neva find a lady for Nl! Smh
..sweeery may i remind u that ama London based Peckam PLAYA..please show respect coz am the man! undecided
Romance › Re: Nairalanders Pls Help Me To Win My Ex Back by MrCork: 11:21pm On Jun 23, 2013
imelachi: hello friends.i av been battlin wit dis 4a long tym now.I discova am stil in lov wit my ex & i av dis ultimate desire 2win im back.Pls how can i do dat cos i cnt stp tinkin aout him.I always wish he was stil with me.Do u think its wrng goin back 2him
...sweery imelachi.....Going back to your ex is like reading a book you have already read..... The outcome will always be the same....LET HIM GO..FOGGGERRRIT!!! wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 11:12pm On Jun 23, 2013
Sanboy25: No I won't because you wouldn't. smiley
..sweery i dare u to put up a picture of yor mouth wide open??...i wan to try sumtin quick!! ..pls hurry smiley
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 11:11pm On Jun 23, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I was laughing at ur brown teeth[/quote]...sweeery the best i can offer u is to become my baby mama....take it or livit!! angry
Romance › Re: There Is Nothing Special About Bad Boys! by MrCork: 11:08pm On Jun 23, 2013
..ONILA..THE NEST TIME U POST YOR CRAP THREAD ON NAIRALAND.....I WILL MAKE SURE THEY DEPORT U FRON nIGERIA...WE ARE FED UP OF U!(no ofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Ladies...would You Date A Guy Who Smokes Weed?? by MrCork(op): 11:04pm On Jun 23, 2013
...serrriously..am now suspecting females with deep voice!!! undecided
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 9:07pm On Jun 23, 2013
...GOOOOOALLLL... NIGERIA 2 - SPAIN 1!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:04pm On Jun 23, 2013
Sanboy25: Do you give me shaving cream ? undecided
...sweeey i dont care if u look liek a man...I would hit it anyday.. will u kiss me twice if i pck u up at the airport? wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 9:01pm On Jun 23, 2013
***still wondrin if its illegal for women to act liek ladies in 2013...muss every female cuss people for no reason??...how am I expected to help?*** undecided
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:57pm On Jun 23, 2013
Sanboy25: He was surely traumatized as a kid, no one cared for him I guess... undecided Poor guy... undecided
*I'm out of here*
....it wouldnt hurt to say:..**ok Mr Cork, I love u** (juss try it) wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:55pm On Jun 23, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]grin[/quote]...was funnny?? ..wit that yor yellow teeth!! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:16pm On Jun 23, 2013
REALITY101: Smh.. Class A madness
..bro...jusss watch how am goona woo this babe.....watch my swaaga....watch & learn!! wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:13pm On Jun 23, 2013
Sanboy25: You have to change your lines bro... undecided
They were already weak now they're just pathetic... undecided
...anyways am glad u removed yor picture...the mustache was not helpful...dont u shave?. embarassed
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:03pm On Jun 23, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]but I was nice enough to tell u, u need a psychiatrist smiley[/quote]..serriously...gimme 5 reason why u want me? ....juss 5? undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:01pm On Jun 23, 2013
Sanboy25: I will not tell her anything because NOTHING is going to happen between us when I come to London... undecided
...ermm sweery calm down...ther is no need actin like a Village girl..quit the attitude...anyways Juss make sure u replace that weave on yor head that make u loook like part time witch doctor.. angry

...anyways...Did i mention that I drive Range rover Sports with alloy wills??
wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:56pm On Jun 23, 2013
Sanboy25: I do not want you bro undecided I gave my place to mondi_cheeks tongue
...that waz exactly wot my ex said..i dont want u ..WOMEN!!! ..Anyways, Stegomiah & mondi cheeks are the 2nd ugliest females on Nairaland..Please be careful around them...They are jelous of the love u have for me wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:53pm On Jun 23, 2013
Sanboy25: Stegomiah, you're getting people's hopes high...
There is nothing between Mr. A*** and I, he's just helping me with my journey in London..
I'm OK with what you said on Mr Cork... smiley
...sweeery please do not tell her am goona hit when u come to London......she is jelous I choose u over her... she is a Winch!!! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:50pm On Jun 23, 2013
....Ok..so wot if Sandboy wants me coz of my swaaga, money,2010 Range Rover Sports & goodlooks??...she light skin,more beaurifull & is my future babymama....u ought to give her credit for goood taste....SO QUIT HATIN! angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:43pm On Jun 23, 2013
Stegomiah: Happy sunday guys!
@ @ Mr.cork don't know u are still obseesed with sanboy, u hardly comment without mentioning ar name, you even creared a thread for her, don't you get the message clearly: she's not into you, stalker! Mr a**** as already occupied dat slot... Lool, sanboy will kill me, lmao
......"Well Stegomiah..here I am.... What are your other two wishes?? ...u no u want me..dont lie! wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 7:36pm On Jun 23, 2013
Segeggs: pls paste a pic of u in it, liar.

as for perfumes, we dont smell like fish so we dont need any.
...bro...but serrriously spekin.....how the hell do u expect to catch a woman when u smell like fish?? ...damm..I GIVE UP!!embarassed
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 7:34pm On Jun 23, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Mr Cork u quit smoking whatever u smoke and visit a psychiatrist angry[/quote]...sweery, be nice.... Serrrriously... Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? undecided
Romance › Re: What Did She Marry Him For...money Or Love? by MrCork: 7:00pm On Jun 23, 2013
[quote author=nadia_SA]True Love[/quote]....nadia will u marrry me twice? wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 5:33pm On Jun 23, 2013
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I want u to stop being delusional. There is nothing to like abt u [/quote



..."Well Mondi chick.. here I am.... What are your other two wishes?? wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 5:25pm On Jun 23, 2013
190: nor be only 2010 na 2050 angry
...bro ...its very ok to hate......keep saving & you should get yors by 2042. wink

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