₦airaland Forum

Segeggs: Before trying any of that rubbish in nigeria, make sure you are seated in a range rover otherwise you are lost.

@mr cork.

have you been to igbo elerin?

....bro i drive a 2010 Range Rover sports in London... they dont sell perfumes in Nigeria?..so how do u people chat up females down there?

.....ermm GUYs...pleasE dont forget to use body spray or Giogio Armani perfume if u want her..truss ME.

...SO PLEASE REMEMBER:...No spray - No lay ......No Amamni - No punnany....USE A PERFUME ...cheers!!!!!

... ^^^^^ Mondi cheeks told me I had the lonngest 17inches Kondo..... sadly it waz true!

ItsModella: No!! I have something against smoking in general...don't ask me what.

Bye.

...in 2013??...u dont no what yor missing!

[quote author=Oildichotomy^]And what do you mean by 'yor' before you really give-up?[/quote]...bro, u very hot temperd...Please Calm down...do u smoke weed?? (noo offiese)

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]I only know statistics so I wanna know wat satistics is? Simply becos u r a village boy wit tribal marks it doesn't mean everybody else has them [/quote]...sweery we dont hav villages here in London.... sorry! ...anyways, give me 5 reasons why u want me....and please dont lie.. bE honest!!....Sandboy lied earlier then she admited she wanted moi (am juss sayin)

[quote author=Oildichotomy^]Yellow eyes should be from too much of yellow garri intake with small water and allowed to swell than normal and please that is 0.3% of the home-based male population... Get your facts right[/quote]...so drinkin garri make yor eyes yellow?? ...I give up!

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]educate me, wch one satistics?[/quote]....sweeery u sound liek those village girls wit tribal mark....how do u expect me to find u a man when u keep talking back?? ...huh?

joeydozzy: pörn ain't romantic

...huh?..says who?? ..bro u dont no wot ur missin!

....anyways i couldnt belief wot a babe did to me last month wit her finger.... it waz horrible....she saw it from a romantic pooorno movie

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]Bance is my identical twin [/quote]...this is why black women fail primary skoool exams & this is why they cant find hussband.. waz that the question i asked u?? ...my questiion is: ..wot is yor satistics so i can help?

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]can I stuff a dirty, smelly 20year old sock in ur mouth [/quote]...no thanks...i rather kiss u.. anyways, whats yor satistics??

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]who asked for ur services [/quote]...sweeery u need me in yor life...4real....if i can help Sandboy, Reality101, Onila, Mrs chima or any other nairaland female find a man...truss me ....i can help u.. I WILL HELP U!!

.....ermm no offense but why do homebased guys usualy hav yellow eyes? ..not even red...but yellow.

[quote author=mondi_cheeks]and u are nothing anyone wants to date [/quote]... errmm sweeery...u berra behave yor sef or else i will no longer find u a man...NOW..gimme yor satistics: height, complexsion, body shape, eye color, eye shape, nose shape, ear shape, wig or weave, edukation quialification, type of food u chop, pimple or smooth face... & the kinda man u loookin for?...hurry!!

...soap is the best solution for self service actualy...anyways.. that wot they say!!

..errmm sweeery..no oofeeinse but Homebase Nigerian females look nothin like the preety babe on yor profile..It juss dosent happen.(no oofeinse)

Stegomiah: I share my own views in saying that cheating is a destructive beast. It ruins bonds, friendships, romantic relationships, trust and any shred of honesty that built the foundation of your relationship. No matter what the scenario, at least one individual involved in an instance of cheating ends up distraught from the course of events that follow. If you’re the partner at fault and any bit human, you have a guilty conscience that’s bound to take you down a rough road. On the other hand, if you’re the victim in the situation, you’ll be feeling the unwanted burden of heartache and utter disappointment.

But there are opposing beliefs that suggest cheating may be beneficial to relationships. Some say cheating can help in developing more love-making positions thereby re-igniting one's L♥√ع life, while some believes it is wat some peoples relationship needs to move ahead... So i just want to know if there are situations where cheating can ever be acceptable and how!

....sounds like she loookin for another hussband again.... luckily, am single!

kaboninc: Hahahahaha....ohhhh boy...what a clow.n!

...bro..u can laugh all u want.. but guees wot...she comin to my place in London & am hittin it first..period.... I can send u pictures though!

Popowaa: If you were sexually active in ur relationship before u brokeup,u will definitely get Hot once in a while.Hw do u cope when u are not ready for a relationship and dont want to have any random sex?

....sweeery...thers a reason why they sell pooorno movies!!

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..ladies..the guy is from London, husband material? Fine looking, about 5'2 feet tall, drives latest BMW, cute, very handsome,Good looking,can cook, lives in rich part of London call Pekam, loyal& kinda faithful........BUT LOVES SMOKING WEED*

....ladies..would u date his type? (be nice) ..cheers!!

adaobi123: Calm down. I was joking with him.

However ugly or handsome smoking is nasty.

...sweeery Adaobi...dont mind him...anyways when Sanboy gets to London, will bring u guys to Peckam to smoke goood weed

...white women make u feel special...trat u like King...make u loook younger...feed u balance diet..and again, they have natural looong hair (realla)

....NIgerian women? ...dark skin?? ..WTF!!! ...in which planet?

...ladies...do women there in africa wher shower caps??

...sweeery MOD Ogugua...why didnt u put my name on the list?

...really??....and how r we supose to get punnny if we avoid women?? ...seeerrrious loooooong hisss!!

...Mr Cork<<<<<< 17inches! (hard)

bin gbagbo: a guy in my neighbourhood is about to marry this widow that already has 3 kids and i find it very weird. is this normal? can you do this? why?

...bro...it seems u dont want punnny?? ..who cares about her childrens