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***arrrrha...no wonder he had to remove his picture** ![]() |
Sanboy25: Bro, I don't have anything to prove to you, I don't feel the need to....well u lied that u were a female & my sources told me u r 1000% male... Sanboy??...really...or is yor real name SAMUEL!! ...so u keep trickin us to toast u! ![]() |
mecussey: I dont know where to post this, may be heath section...there is this white He goat in our street, whenever it sees small girls, it will starting chasing them with er*ction and that sound they usually make when they are in the mood. Everybody have noticed and any girl will take to her heels whenever they see the goat. I will soon start posting the pics when I am less busy. My question is, how could this be possible, does it mean a very low level animal as goat can determine human gender and even have affection. Well, guys never get the goat time, na to kill the thing and devour it....bro...u didnt sleeep with that Goat by any chance...did u? ![]() |
spikes C:..bRO THAT BABE IS A lier...SHE said she owns 2 Bently,s in France... really??...I asked her if they were made from LEGO ![]() |
Sanboy25: I don't have time for your bullsh*t.....STOP LYING!!!! how do u expect to find husssband when u make up storys? ..i bet u the kinda babe who buys present for hersef jusss to impresss others...makin them tink u r popoular....QUIT LYIN COZ NO ONE IS SENDIN U NO PM!! ![]() |
bunmioguns: Your boyfriend wants you to...i dont gerrrit...so u want to buy samsung galaxy but yor boyfriend intoduce u to his family? ![]() |
Sanboy25: Hum ok. No for the pics....may be a robot sendin u pm's .....u seeem to belief u are Cindarella or sumtin...and also..u claim u are preeetier than MOD Ogugua and Nadia SA and ADAOBI and for some reason, u said Nairaland females are very ugly ![]() |
....well I own only 5 girlfriend includin Sandboy, Adaobi, Mondi geek and Stegomiah ![]() |
Sanboy25:....not sure if u drank beer for breakfast but I can assure u I never sent u no PM's...can u send me 3 clear pictures wit yor mouth wide open..darlin! ![]() |
Princessmel: I am blackcast oloshi!....^^^^ another village girl ... sweeeery u neeed counseling (no ofoeinse) ![]() |
...Sanboy25..sweeery can u send me 3 clear pictures of yor mouth wide open...I need too try sumtin quick...pliss hurry! ![]() |
...blushing.. Thanks u Guys! |
Princessmel: Whatever floats your boat, if you call this humour than darling I think u need the advert more than myself...sweeery..calm down..are u Light skin or halfcast?? ![]() |
...dAMM...I will not use condom for this..I will pour everytin inside...I swaaar! ![]() |
....Ladies, Please join me in wishing me a happy romantic sweet loving caring humble birthday although we no its not all about the good looks & am a year younger...HAPPY BRITHDAY MR CORK! ..cheers! ![]() |
..and i promise i wunt stay lonng ![]() |
...Sanboy25...Hi and hello.....pliss put up yor picture quick.....I want to do sumtin!! ![]() |
...women tying bathroom headscarfs first thing in the morning....dammmmm sexxxxy .... we love it.!!! ![]() |
ahmmyreal: da fvck is wrong with yhu man..? e-madness??...Bro..its ok to be Gay and i hav nothin against u.... I take it u also prefer noise from mens football boots?? ![]() |
Sanboy25: Yes in my Rolls Roll Phantom all options included and I'm not lying....yea...the one father chrisstmas gave to u?? ....QUIT LYING!!! ![]() |
Kamanda: Bros,According to Uncle Malcolm X,any means neccesary noni.....so u need to swallow fish before u can chat up a female?? ...Bro u need emergency swaaaga help and I will help u..4real! ![]() |
Princessmel: Im not angry, I'm not typical and I'm not looking for a man. Get yo facts right! Your thread is just pointless face it...OOOO yessss u are!!...u are loookin for a man & thats y u on nairaland..DONT LIE!! ![]() ...anyways, my job is to help and I will help u find a man... good man..truss me. ..r u light skin? ![]() |
Sanboy25: Who said we were going to meet ?.......Which Adaobi??....do u realize I drive a 2010 Range Rover Sports wit Alloys wills, AC, Sunrooof, Tinted glass, Traction control, Alarm, Front fog lights, Reverse parking aid, Heated front seat & Multi function steering wheel?? ....u ever been into that kinda ride??....ever?? ...DONT LIE!! ![]() |
annawhite:...darlin u stil the 2nd most beaurifull female on nairaland...4real..and by the way..they lyrics i used on u waz copied from Boyz to Men! ![]() |
Sanboy25: So if I well understand by coming back in time with this post:...woteverrrrr...anyways, sweery u no am hittin it first when u come down to London....4real..I will take in to Nando chicken resturant in return for punny! ![]() |
Princessmel: Why is this thread still in existence? Pure undiluted rubbish!!!^^^^ typical angry black woman... honey..be nice and I will find u a man..truss me!! ![]() |
Nomski0: fair guys dont look alike! Only the japanese and chinese do. I have fair bros and i can tell them apart....bro i neva said: fair guys lookalike.....I said fair guys look like... ![]() |
caribchic: Sooo..i guess you feel the same way about fair guys as you do dark women huh?...Well I date only white women, light skin females and halfcast babes.... I cannnot stand light skin guys & dark skin females.. cant stand them (they loook like..) ![]() |
....Wotreeeeva.....Anyways ..Sweery Sandboy..Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and u look like the Atlantic ocean! ![]() |
ogugua88: Lmao but jealous of what? If someone is yours and you trust the person, what is there to be jealous of again?...Sexxxy sweeery MOD Ogugua...may i flirt wit u?... ermm Its juss a simple question..No nned to Ban me ![]() |
spikes C:...bro ..am juss tryin to understand why u repsonded when i directly ask my Sandboy for B.j....are u sayin u do a berrrra job?...please clarify? (no oofeinsese) ![]() |
...and to be honest, I dont see any sussesfull fair skin guys in the coporate world except in pooorno movies or Comedy movies..Nobody take them seruuuiois coz I dont!...true fact! ![]() |
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lol, you're watching too much TV.. I'm sticking to sweet Adaobi or nothing else 
