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Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:16pm On Jun 16, 2013
***arrrrha...no wonder he had to remove his picture** lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:14pm On Jun 16, 2013
Sanboy25: Bro, I don't have anything to prove to you, I don't feel the need to.
If you want to believe that I'm a liar, go ahead, I don't care.
I just want to know if the PM is something urgent or not... If it's the same person who's sending me all the message, that person must be very eager to tell me something. Maybe she/he wants to be my guide in London City.... undecided
I don't want to pass by something important... but the thing is that I do not have no clue of who it can be, that's why I'm advertising this fact, for the person to show up for me to give them my personal email directly. I'm not 'bragging' about anything.
Get real bro. undecided
...well u lied that u were a female & my sources told me u r 1000% male... Sanboy??...really...or is yor real name SAMUEL!! ...so u keep trickin us to toast u! angry
Romance › Re: He Goat Having Affection For Young Girls by MrCork: 9:04pm On Jun 16, 2013
mecussey: I dont know where to post this, may be heath section...there is this white He goat in our street, whenever it sees small girls, it will starting chasing them with er*ction and that sound they usually make when they are in the mood. Everybody have noticed and any girl will take to her heels whenever they see the goat. I will soon start posting the pics when I am less busy. My question is, how could this be possible, does it mean a very low level animal as goat can determine human gender and even have affection. Well, guys never get the goat time, na to kill the thing and devour it.
...bro...u didnt sleeep with that Goat by any chance...did u? undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:02pm On Jun 16, 2013
spikes C: lipsrsealed

Baby, wat site is that...so, are u calling me a liar sad
..bRO THAT BABE IS A lier...SHE said she owns 2 Bently,s in France... really??...I asked her if they were made from LEGO angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:00pm On Jun 16, 2013
Sanboy25: I don't have time for your bullsh*t.
The thing is that when I had my email adress up guys were sending me message directly on it... since I took it off, I keep receiving these notification....
Who knows, it's maybe sweet Adaobi who's trying to contact me to know how things will go in London... undecided
....STOP LYING!!!! how do u expect to find husssband when u make up storys? ..i bet u the kinda babe who buys present for hersef jusss to impresss others...makin them tink u r popoular....QUIT LYIN COZ NO ONE IS SENDIN U NO PM!! angry
Romance › Re: What Would You Do? by MrCork: 8:54pm On Jun 16, 2013
bunmioguns: Your boyfriend wants you to
meet his family, when you got
there, the older brother is your
Ex boyfriend , the sister is the
woman you were fighting
with for a man, the mother is the nurse who begged you not
to abort the child but you did
and the father is the sugar
daddy who just bought you a
s4!
What would you do?
...i dont gerrrit...so u want to buy samsung galaxy but yor boyfriend intoduce u to his family? angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:50pm On Jun 16, 2013
Sanboy25: Hum ok. No for the pics.

Someone keeps sending me PMs.... Is it one of you guys ? Don't be shy... cheesy
...may be a robot sendin u pm's .....u seeem to belief u are Cindarella or sumtin...and also..u claim u are preeetier than MOD Ogugua and Nadia SA and ADAOBI and for some reason, u said Nairaland females are very ugly angry
Romance › Re: How Many Girlfriends Is The Right Amount For A Guy To Have? by MrCork: 8:47pm On Jun 16, 2013
....well I own only 5 girlfriend includin Sandboy, Adaobi, Mondi geek and Stegomiah wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:43pm On Jun 16, 2013
Sanboy25: angry angry Is it you who are sending me PMs ? I can't read them bro ... undecided
....not sure if u drank beer for breakfast but I can assure u I never sent u no PM's...can u send me 3 clear pictures wit yor mouth wide open..darlin! lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 8:40pm On Jun 16, 2013
Princessmel: I am blackcast oloshi!
....^^^^ another village girl ... sweeeery u neeed counseling (no ofoeinse) undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:36pm On Jun 16, 2013
...Sanboy25..sweeery can u send me 3 clear pictures of yor mouth wide open...I need too try sumtin quick...pliss hurry! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Mr Cork!! by MrCork(op): 8:33pm On Jun 16, 2013
...blushing.. Thanks u Guys! cry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 6:26pm On Jun 16, 2013
Princessmel: Whatever floats your boat, if you call this humour than darling I think u need the advert more than myself undecided
...sweeery..calm down..are u Light skin or halfcast?? wink
Celebrities › Re: Serena Williams Flaunts Her Famously Toned Beach Body On Holiday In Miami by MrCork: 5:08pm On Jun 16, 2013
...dAMM...I will not use condom for this..I will pour everytin inside...I swaaar! tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Happy Birthday Mr Cork!! by MrCork(op): 5:05pm On Jun 16, 2013
....Ladies, Please join me in wishing me a happy romantic sweet loving caring humble birthday although we no its not all about the good looks & am a year younger...HAPPY BRITHDAY MR CORK! ..cheers! wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:08pm On Jun 15, 2013
..and i promise i wunt stay lonng wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 7:07pm On Jun 15, 2013
...Sanboy25...Hi and hello.....pliss put up yor picture quick.....I want to do sumtin!! smiley
Romance › Re: what Do U Think About Women Who Wear Noisy Shoes?..high Heels? by MrCork(op): 7:01pm On Jun 15, 2013
...women tying bathroom headscarfs first thing in the morning....dammmmm sexxxxy .... we love it.!!! tongue
Romance › Re: what Do U Think About Women Who Wear Noisy Shoes?..high Heels? by MrCork(op): 5:47pm On Jun 15, 2013
ahmmyreal: da fvck is wrong with yhu man..? e-madness??
...Bro..its ok to be Gay and i hav nothin against u.... I take it u also prefer noise from mens football boots?? undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:43pm On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25: Yes in my Rolls Roll Phantom all options included and I'm not lying. cool tongue
...yea...the one father chrisstmas gave to u?? ....QUIT LYING!!! angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 5:40pm On Jun 15, 2013
Kamanda: Bros,According to Uncle Malcolm X,any means neccesary noni.
Weda jonah swallow the Fish or the Fish swallow Jonah as long as there was a swallow nothing spoil.
....so u need to swallow fish before u can chat up a female?? ...Bro u need emergency swaaaga help and I will help u..4real! undecided
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 5:38pm On Jun 15, 2013
Princessmel: Im not angry, I'm not typical and I'm not looking for a man. Get yo facts right! Your thread is just pointless face it undecided
...OOOO yessss u are!!...u are loookin for a man & thats y u on nairaland..DONT LIE!! undecided


...anyways, my job is to help and I will help u find a man... good man..truss me. ..r u light skin?
angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:35pm On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25: Who said we were going to meet ? huh lol, you're watching too much TV.. I'm sticking to sweet Adaobi or nothing else cool
.......Which Adaobi??....do u realize I drive a 2010 Range Rover Sports wit Alloys wills, AC, Sunrooof, Tinted glass, Traction control, Alarm, Front fog lights, Reverse parking aid, Heated front seat & Multi function steering wheel??

....u ever been into that kinda ride??....ever?? ...DONT LIE!!angry
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 5:21pm On Jun 15, 2013
annawhite: angry speaking about juju! U used it on me
...darlin u stil the 2nd most beaurifull female on nairaland...4real..and by the way..they lyrics i used on u waz copied from Boyz to Men! wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 5:19pm On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25: So if I well understand by coming back in time with this post:

You learned this trick in prison ? huh
How many B.J. did you have to give to the other prisoners ? huh undecided
Now I understand... you were traumatized when you were younger because of that... poor guy undecided cry
...woteverrrrr...anyways, sweery u no am hittin it first when u come down to London....4real..I will take in to Nando chicken resturant in return for punny! wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 5:16pm On Jun 15, 2013
Princessmel: Why is this thread still in existence? Pure undiluted rubbish!!! angry
^^^^ typical angry black woman... honey..be nice and I will find u a man..truss me!! undecided
Romance › Re: Fair Guys Over Dark Guys..... by MrCork:
Nomski0: fair guys dont look alike! Only the japanese and chinese do. I have fair bros and i can tell them apart.
Its better if the fair girls go for dark guys and dark girls go for fair guys. Opposite attracts.
...bro i neva said: fair guys lookalike.....I said fair guys look like... angry
Romance › Re: Fair Guys Over Dark Guys..... by MrCork: 4:26pm On Jun 15, 2013
caribchic: Sooo..i guess you feel the same way about fair guys as you do dark women huh? grin
...Well I date only white women, light skin females and halfcast babes.... I cannnot stand light skin guys & dark skin females.. cant stand them (they loook like..) angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 4:23pm On Jun 15, 2013
....Wotreeeeva.....Anyways ..Sweery Sandboy..Your eyes are like a sunset, They're Beautiful, inspiring, and u look like the Atlantic ocean! wink
Romance › Re: JEALOUSY: Who Exhibits It More; Male/female And How by MrCork: 4:11pm On Jun 15, 2013
ogugua88: Lmao but jealous of what? If someone is yours and you trust the person, what is there to be jealous of again?
...Sexxxy sweeery MOD Ogugua...may i flirt wit u?... ermm Its juss a simple question..No nned to Ban me wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 4:08pm On Jun 15, 2013
spikes C: tongue


Go to the sexuality section, you need your sanity from there


or go watch some p0rn cartoons
we know it makes your day wink
...bro ..am juss tryin to understand why u repsonded when i directly ask my Sandboy for B.j....are u sayin u do a berrrra job?...please clarify? (no oofeinsese) embarassed
Romance › Re: Fair Guys Over Dark Guys..... by MrCork: 4:06pm On Jun 15, 2013
...and to be honest, I dont see any sussesfull fair skin guys in the coporate world except in pooorno movies or Comedy movies..Nobody take them seruuuiois coz I dont!...true fact! angry

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