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 Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:29pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
Sanboy25: So you also have an e-stalker now ?...e Stalker?? ...Moi? ..who? ..you? Kabonic? Mondi chek? stegomic?  |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:21pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
spikes C: i told you he already got you...4real...bro truuss me....the moment she gets to London..am takin her to my barber to shave off that Ragamofin weave from her head...I cant stand it!!  |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:19pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
Sanboy25: I do not wear weaves but if you are concerned I already have a new hairstyle, the pic that you saw was from a while now....really...so u have become female within a month?.... today, u are Sandra....tommorow, u are Samuel??..Next week, u will be Miranda |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 9:04pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
...GUYS please let me know of u been Succesful or if females are still cussin u....I have more techniques to reveal! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Happy Birthday Mr Cork!! by MrCork(op): 8:59pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
...LADIES....WHERS MY KISSS?? |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:56pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
...& by the way..PLEASE PLEASE PLEASEEEEE I BEG U...DO NOT BRING THAT WEAVE ON YOR HEAD TO LONDON...IT MAKE U LOOOK LIKE PRINCE WIT MUSSTASCHE... .....PLEASE REPLACE IT WIT IMMMEDIATE EFFECT..I BEG U!!! |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 8:53pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
Sanboy25: For the peeps in London, should I take a thick vest or a thin one ? Is the weather humid... ? should I take boots ?....ermm sweeery all u nid to briing is yor thong (yellow) & i will take care f the rest.... we dont need bra.. Will pick up at Heathrow Airport with my 2010 Metallic black Range ROver Sports with alloy wills  |
| Romance › Re: How Do You ESCAPE?? ... Urgent Advise Needed! by MrCork(op): 1:34pm On Jun 19, 2013 |
Exponental: Chop off ur prick, take a shot of it n send it to her, she will back out....pleseee remain focus on the seriiious topic.... this babe want me by force and Am in distress!...she dont wanna let go! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: How Do You ESCAPE?? ... Urgent Advise Needed! by MrCork(op): 6:16am On Jun 19, 2013 |
..this female has threatened to give me punnny by fporce simply becoz she wants be to be her baby daddy coz amgoodlookin..she wans 4 boys from ne ...she said her kids Musss be goodlookin & she dosent want them to look anythin like homebase Nigerians...but she dint say homebase Nigerians were ugly though. I said to her I dont want punnny simpy becoz ama gentleman & will not let punnny ruin our frienship....she will not listin. I hav threateened to sprinkle holy water on her so she can back off..but still..she will not give up..PLEASE HELP. PLEASE ADDVISE!!!.... ..She comin to London for holidays and she said she will chase me from left,right & center untill she catch me..By the way she is nOt Sandboy...sHE from France,halfcast, resembes Sandboy though (samel height, same everythin)....almost loook like man but worst of all..she loook liek the Artist formerly known as *PRINCE!*...HELP HELP HELP...PLEASE ADVISE/HELP!! 4 Likes |
| Celebrities › Re: Is Rihanna A Prostitute? What Is Wrong With This Girl by MrCork: 10:28pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
...OP...U GAY DONKEY....SO WOT OF SHE IS A PROSTITUTE.....HELL YEAA I WILL PAY....I WILL GIV HER ALL MY SALARY.... U MUSS BE GAY ...PURE GAY!!!(no oofeinsese) |
| Romance › How Do You ESCAPE?? ... Urgent Advise Needed! by MrCork(op): 10:23pm On Jun 18, 2013 |
There is a Lady on Nairaland who is interested by force ...despite tellin her I have 4 ladies in my life, including my other Jamo babe, Diandra Wison. I will not name her out of respect coz she from France & she claim she loook like Alisa keys with Brazillian hair & Weave plus extra Braids & 2 Corn roll. I believe that she loves me & wants to enter my life by any means nessesary by cussin every single female I communicate with.She has already cussed 15 babes on Nairaland and will not stop. She said she will Love me and keep loving me forever and rever....she evemn claims I appear in her dream as her Darlin. I advised her to go to cousellin 7 times but she refused.I told her I will hook her up with other guys..she rufused.She treatened to cuss any female who crosses her way, includin those here in London. I politely told her I dont date women who where weaves but she wunt listin.. She said: ITS ME OR NOTHIN FOR U!!! What should I do/say in order for her to stop her provocations once and for all ? Please help brother in distress... ..I cant handle it.. Please advise..cheeers!!  |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 6:26am On Jun 18, 2013*. Modified: 6:44am On Jun 18, 2013 |
...Hey MOD..can u make me the Manager/MOD for Sexuality section? ...amfed up of Romance section |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:51pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Sanboy25: Don't know you face neither... |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:51pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Sanboy25: And you, don't you have driving lessons to take ?...sweeery pls punish me when we hook up in London...U can hurt me & i giv u permmision to ride me as loon as u want..cant wait!! ...do u hav cowboy booots?  |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:49pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Sanboy25: Lol I can't dream about you when I don't know what you look like......Ouuuuch...Bro she hit u big time..Ouuuuch Ouuuch. ....Mr Cork <<<<< the official sugar, milk & cornflakes in her dream!! |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:46pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
....not sure if anyone realy misses her but y does she always say:.. Am bak?...Sweery dont u hav skoool homework? |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:44pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Sanboy25: Hello guys, I'm back.....sweeery please try and change yor weave before u come to London...I mean this in a goood way coz i cant stand it.. do u hav wig? (no ofeinse) |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 1:42pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Stegomiah: Babe u do not need to get urself stressed up on top dis guy, all you nid 2 do is to ignore him and his posts, replying him is like giving him more attention, he'll always av something 2 say, mr.cork is d most unstable guy on NL!.... still jelous coz i chooose Sandraboy over u?....if u want me ..all u need to do is ask..its simple..well she did & she got me!! |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 1:37pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
...and am proud to say Sandboy (a lightskin female lookalike) waz my best project...i turnred her from aggresive village girl to a normal wifey material....she now has guys chasin her left right and center.....thanks to me & my swaaga advise! 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 1:34pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
Princessmel: K...sweeery i apologice coz ama lover not a fighter.....lets talk.. are u light skin coz i can hoook u up..truss me! 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 1:32pm On Jun 17, 2013 |
[quote author=mondi_cheeks]someone told me u smell like garlic and rotten tomatoes, is it true [/quote]....MONDAY....WILL U GROW UP & STOP ACTIN LIKE A NIGERIAN FOR ONCE...GADDDEMIT!! .. white women do not act like that..pls be civilized ...I take it yor first name is Monday...isnt it? 3 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:05pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
Sanboy25: lol ok, it's fine with me. I'm going to bed, good night, sweet dreams....ok i forgive u....I want punnny & we will discuss when u come down to London! |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:01pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
Sanboy25: Lol don't say that, she's very cute....if that is how females loook in France....then I should forget u...and I dont want punnny no more! |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:55pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
Sanboy25: Lol, try PrincessMell, seems like she's into you and she is hot, I saw her profile pic...huh??...that ugly mofo like loook like a Witch docor's receptionist?? ..HELL NOOOOooo!!..I would rather sleep wit u anyday |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 9:53pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
***my main question is: ..is it illegal for females to act liek ladies in 2013? ..serrriously*** 1 Like |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 9:49pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
Princessmel: Now you listen to me, my future husband would not make senseless threads and senseless comments for me to be aggressive towards. I think your attitude towards women needs to change because you may just end up alone with 60 cats...I bet u turn heads when u walk pass Mechanics, bus conductors & Brick layers...but anyways ..Ama lover not a fighter and my aim is to help yor feminie swaaaga.... truss me... by the time am done wit u...u wil find a husssband by earlier next week! (true story) 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 9:34pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
***might create another thread spicifically for females actin like Market women on nairaland..too many aggressive females like Sandboy, Mondicheek, Stegomaih,Princessmel, etc still exist..all the do is cuss cuss cuss people like Village girls..I have to help develop there swaaaga so they can find hussband...white women dont even act liek that!** 2 Likes |
| Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 9:28pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
Princessmel: Where have I displayed 'my arrogance' apart from on this pointless thread, please go and find something useful to do with your life jo....Sweery..yor commmunication skillz is to aggresive towards men & u can nevar find a hussband like that....truss me...that gentleman waz only tryin t help u...Ladies should always talk slowly! 1 Like |
| Celebrities › Re: Naeto C & His Son (pictures) by MrCork: 9:24pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
...that boy looook gay! |
| Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:23pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
...the joke is on u coz that picture is been on various website....anyways, I hav nothin against u ..as looong as I hit..am happy! ..cant wait to hit it when u in london!! |
| Romance › Re: He Goat Having Affection For Young Girls by MrCork: 9:17pm On Jun 16, 2013 |
...wooow..scary...so people now date goats in Nigeria?...very scary! |
I had a good night but I don't remember my dream though... 
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