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[quote author=T.swaggs]I don't know if its just me.... Buh fair cute guys are adorable..... Have got this thing i can't describe for fair guys..... I tend to crush on 'em easily..... (cute ones though) .tho my first bf was dark lovely and handsome.. Buh my ex was fair cute and adorable...... Nobody should insult me o,, less i cry... Just stating my mind so whats's y'all opinion...... Fair guys/gals or dark guys/girls.... Which is preferable to uuuu...[/quote]....fair guys loooook like Albino's and we cant stand them...99.9% of them are usualy gay anyways or end up dressin like females..this is a known fact (no oofeinsese) ![]() |
spikes C: if the coin stands on it's index....errmmm Bro, i didnt ask u for B.J.... I asked Sandboy! .....U giv B.J?? ![]() |
Kamanda: Pure waste of time.....Just collect your "Girls Follow Me Ring" from Mallam Idon Mujiya at Sabo...bro..I take it that u one of those guys who use Juju to chat up females? ![]() |
Sanboy25: go ahead, I'm listening......ok sweery...If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting heads or Blooow J? ![]() |
Kamanda: Pure waste of time.....Just collect your "Girls Follow Me Ring" from Mallam Idon Mujiya at Sabo.....is that how you people spell *AMANDA* in Nigeria?? ...O lord hav mercy!! ![]() |
...and too be honest... women walkin barefooot: ...mwaaaaaah!!! |
Sanndoy...sweeery shoud I teAch u a trick i learnt in prison? ![]() |
....Glad I hav helped u guys coz I know how to please a woman..truss me...I no!. ![]() |
Stegomiah: Sanboy hi! Some Nl peeps pissd me off 2dae on one of my threads, avin a tough dae!....and y shudunt they pisss u off?? .... r u light skin? ![]() |
ItsModella: na ebe? I didn't see it o. My mailbox has been acting funny lately....did u pay yor rent? ![]() |
...she preeetier than Nairaland females..4real..Nairaland females loook liek men (no oofeinse) ![]() |
Sanboy25:...sANDY...serrriously;...u gots to refer me to your plastic surgeon...4real....u loook like the artist formerly known as Prince..I like him! ![]() |
ItsModella: lalaosky, did you get my mail?... moDINA..If you're advertising, I'm buying! ![]() |
Sanboy25: You're right it's not comparable, some men in France are very hot ![]() |
....gadddeeem...who is this babe?? ...am in love! ![]() |
Sanboy25: I just hope that Adaobi will soon see this post, can't wait to see her reaction...SAY WHAT?? ..MY LOOOKS?? ...u want to compare me there to anyone in France (Wher they dress like Elton John) or Nigeria (When they hav no swaaaga)?? ..May i remind u than am an ex model?? ![]() |
...One babe juss mistakenly step on my toe this morning at the bus stop. ![]() |
Sanboy25: I'm coming soon but I don't see what it does have with you.......we can always start up with 3some & Adaobi has agreed...dammm, i cant wait!!! ![]() |
Sanboy25: I dreamed about vacations on the beach with some friends......sweeery...serrriously..u no am hittin it first, right?? ..by the way when u comin to London?..cant wait! ![]() |
Idowuogbo: binu bi ti bo? She mo lati wa interested ni?^^^^^ she prefers real men: Mr Cork! ![]() |
alienware: Last night my pretty girlfriend stayed over at my apartment. We have been together for 8 months and things were going smoothly. This morning as we were laying side by side, she ripped a fart and then said "ahh that felt good" . It stinks it could clear out a church full of people in 30 seconds. I have smell plenty of farts but nothing like hers, she could gag a maggot with her farts . This is rude to me and i'm thinking of dumping her, but people might think i'm shallow and vain for dumping such a pretty girl for a trivial matter like that...huh??....Fart in publick?? ...is she Nigerian? ![]() |
...this ugly mofos loook like Gay bar attendant....tress me.. I looook 1000% buffer..Believe that!! ![]() |
annita19: my boyfriend and i were in what i felt was a very serious relationship, it was only around 14 months but it was one of the best relationships i have ever been in. we couldn't get enough of eachother. i never felt that way about anyone in my life and nether did he (so he said) but then mid way through the relationship i messed up really bad and hurt him (a few moths ago) but he said he could get passed it, and it really seemed like he did....so u slept wit his boy friend 14 month ago & u want him to take u back?? ...BLACK WOMEN..We give up!! ![]() |
...well I heard Nigerian females are known for using flowers to make juju & Sacrifise..(Saw this in BBC news).. white women dont act like that (no oofeinse) ![]() |
kaboninc: I had a dream and so did you. I dreamt of heaven. Lol.....HUH?? .. U dream about heaven?? ...bro no oofeinsese but when waz the last time u sleeeep wit woman? ![]() |
Sanboy25: lol, I had see what you had write at first, I noticed that you often come back to modify your posts, I guess you realize when you're taking it too far......arrrrha...Now she admits she spies on me 24/7 & cant sleep..but still, she refuses to accept she's in Love... .. My advise.... it wouldnt hurt to say: ..MR CORK, I REALLLY REALLY LOVE & I NEED U COZ I WANT U NO MATTER WOT!!!(trusss me) ![]() |
REALITY101: Lol ram I thought I was gay? Is that your own way of coming outta closet? Say hello to Elton...Bro...yor head is not corrrect & I mean this in the nicest way! ![]() |
ogugua88: To my knowledge, none of the mods are going on holiday. There is no deputy actin Authorised MOD position. Pele....well i juss wanted to be close to the beauriful u....anyways, i will re-apply next year.. no worries! ![]() |
Sanboy25: Good night peeps, going to bed.... will join u in bed in 2 minute.. ... i need to do 10 push up! ![]() |
[quote author=emma_best2000]Madonna is 55 , her boyfriend is 22 . Tina Turnner is 75 , her boyfriend is 40 . Jlo is 42 her boyfriend is 26 . Mariah Carey is 44 , her boyfriend is 32 . Are you still single Relax your boyfriend is not born yet ![/quote]...bro...dont u hav skoool homework?![]() |
REALITY101: 3 years ago? It doesn't matter whether male or female...bro can i sleeep wit yor woman as a friend?? ..i mean this in a good way!..I swaaar! ![]() |
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