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Romance › Re: Fair Guys Over Dark Guys..... by MrCork: 4:03pm On Jun 15, 2013
[quote author=T.swaggs]I don't know if its just me.... Buh fair cute guys are adorable.....
Have got this thing i can't describe for fair guys..... I tend to crush on 'em easily..... (cute ones though) .tho my first bf was dark lovely and handsome.. Buh my ex was fair cute and adorable...... Nobody should insult me o,, less i cry... Just stating my mind

so whats's y'all opinion...... Fair guys/gals or dark guys/girls.... Which is preferable to uuuu...[/quote]....fair guys loooook like Albino's and we cant stand them...99.9% of them are usualy gay anyways or end up dressin like females..this is a known fact (no oofeinsese) angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:59pm On Jun 15, 2013
spikes C: if the coin stands on it's index tongue
....errmmm Bro, i didnt ask u for B.J.... I asked Sandboy! angry

.....U giv B.J??
undecided
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 3:53pm On Jun 15, 2013
Kamanda: Pure waste of time.....Just collect your "Girls Follow Me Ring" from Mallam Idon Mujiya at Sabo.

Infact you go hire Mopol to take deh pursue girls weh go deh rush you.
..bro..I take it that u one of those guys who use Juju to chat up females? angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 3:50pm On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25: go ahead, I'm listening smiley
......ok sweery...If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting heads or Blooow J? wink
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 3:42pm On Jun 15, 2013
Kamanda: Pure waste of time.....Just collect your "Girls Follow Me Ring" from Mallam Idon Mujiya at Sabo.

Infact you go hire Mopol to take deh pursue girls weh go deh rush you.
....is that how you people spell *AMANDA* in Nigeria?? ...O lord hav mercy!! undecided
Romance › Re: what Do U Think About Women Who Wear Noisy Shoes?..high Heels? by MrCork(op): 2:44pm On Jun 15, 2013
...and too be honest... women walkin barefooot: ...mwaaaaaah!!! kiss
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 2:40pm On Jun 15, 2013
Sanndoy...sweeery shoud I teAch u a trick i learnt in prison? tongue
Romance › Re: GET ANY FEMALE!!! -- 5 Ultimate Swaaga Steps!! by MrCork(op): 2:31pm On Jun 15, 2013
....Glad I hav helped u guys coz I know how to please a woman..truss me...I no!. wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 2:25pm On Jun 15, 2013
Stegomiah: Sanboy hi! Some Nl peeps pissd me off 2dae on one of my threads, avin a tough dae!
....and y shudunt they pisss u off?? .... r u light skin? angry
Romance › Re: Ask The Last Poster A Romantic Question!!! by MrCork: 2:17pm On Jun 15, 2013
ItsModella: na ebe? I didn't see it o. My mailbox has been acting funny lately.
...did u pay yor rent? undecided
Romance › Re: For Nadia_sa ...... Second Runner Up Miss Nairaland!! by MrCork: 12:13pm On Jun 15, 2013
...she preeetier than Nairaland females..4real..Nairaland females loook liek men (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 12:12pm On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25: smiley
...sANDY...serrriously;...u gots to refer me to your plastic surgeon...4real....u loook like the artist formerly known as Prince..I like him! wink
Romance › Re: Ask The Last Poster A Romantic Question!!! by MrCork: 11:53am On Jun 15, 2013
ItsModella: lalaosky, did you get my mail?
... moDINA..If you're advertising, I'm buying! tongue
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 10:32am On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25: You're right it's not comparable, some men in France are very hot embarassed I don't think you are... undecided

May I remind you that E.John is ENGLISH, london peckham bro... undecided

Stop deceiving yourself, wake up... it's already past 10am... undecided
angry
Romance › Re: For Nadia_sa ...... Second Runner Up Miss Nairaland!! by MrCork: 10:00am On Jun 15, 2013
....gadddeeem...who is this babe?? ...am in love! tongue
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:58am On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25: I just hope that Adaobi will soon see this post, can't wait to see her reaction grin
I think you're not confident in your looks... undecided
...SAY WHAT?? ..MY LOOOKS?? ...u want to compare me there to anyone in France (Wher they dress like Elton John) or Nigeria (When they hav no swaaaga)?? ..May i remind u than am an ex model?? angry
Romance › Re: what Do U Think About Women Who Wear Noisy Shoes?..high Heels? by MrCork(op): 9:54am On Jun 15, 2013
...One babe juss mistakenly step on my toe this morning at the bus stop. wink
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:49am On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25: I'm coming soon but I don't see what it does have with you... huh
I'm going to contact sweet Adaobi to know how things are going to be... tongue grin
....we can always start up with 3some & Adaobi has agreed...dammm, i cant wait!!! tongue
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:43am On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25: I dreamed about vacations on the beach with some friends... cheesy

lol wake up bro, you're typing while asleep... undecided
...sweeery...serrriously..u no am hittin it first, right?? ..by the way when u comin to London?..cant wait! wink
Romance › Re: Ask The Last Poster A Romantic Question!!! by MrCork: 9:41am On Jun 15, 2013
Idowuogbo: binu bi ti bo? She mo lati wa interested ni?
^^^^^ she prefers real men: Mr Cork! wink
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend RIPPED A FART. by MrCork: 9:35am On Jun 15, 2013
alienware: Last night my pretty girlfriend stayed over at my apartment. We have been together for 8 months and things were going smoothly. This morning as we were laying side by side, she ripped a fart and then said "ahh that felt good" . It stinks it could clear out a church full of people in 30 seconds. I have smell plenty of farts but nothing like hers, she could gag a maggot with her farts . This is rude to me and i'm thinking of dumping her, but people might think i'm shallow and vain for dumping such a pretty girl for a trivial matter like that.
..huh??....Fart in publick?? ...is she Nigerian?angry
Romance › Re: Ladies,who Would You 'hit On' Iyanya Vs Flavour? (photos) by MrCork: 9:19am On Jun 15, 2013
...this ugly mofos loook like Gay bar attendant....tress me.. I looook 1000% buffer..Believe that!! angry
Romance › Re: Do I Still Stand A Chance? by MrCork: 9:16am On Jun 15, 2013
annita19: my boyfriend and i were in what i felt was a very serious relationship, it was only around 14 months but it was one of the best relationships i have ever been in. we couldn't get enough of eachother. i never felt that way about anyone in my life and nether did he (so he said) but then mid way through the relationship i messed up really bad and hurt him (a few moths ago) but he said he could get passed it, and it really seemed like he did.

about 3 months later he broke up with me out of no where (on our way back from vacation none the less) and hardly said a word to me throughout our flight back home. after that he refused to talk to me, i would text him and call him everyday for 3 weeks to try to win him back and convince him that i have changed, (i even went to therepy and counceling to try to improve myself for him)

after about a week of not speaking to him, he called me for the first time and seemed like he might have missed me a little and said he would see me, after that i couldnt stop texting him telling him how much i love him again, and tgat i would never hurt him again if he gave me another chance. after 2 days of that he said i was crazy and told me to **** off and deleted me on facebook, aim, and stoped responding to my texts and calls all together. but i still couldnt stop begging.

(i was trying so hard to win him back, i couldnt think of anything else and i couldnt stop myself... now i know that just made me seem desperate and mostlikely scared him off)

i ran into him less then a week ago, he was with this girl, along with some other mutual friends... i was with someone (a guy friend) so i just said hi to him, and he completely shut me down, so i just walked away.

now less then a moth after we broke up (days after running into him with that girl) he is actually in a relationship with her. im still completely heartbroken, and seeing him move on so quick completely kills me. how is it possable for someone to move on so quicly with someone he just meet after being in such a deep relationship? even she just got out of a relationship so im wondering if its a rebound or what?

I just found out about the relationship yesterday, i gave him my blessing, and havent nor do i plan on texting or calling him in the future. i still want him back more then anything, but it seems like now that hes seeing someone else there is nothing i can do, it hurts to much to keep trying for nothing.

i still feel the erg to text him and tell him hes making a mistake and im way better for him, but my friends say its best to just leave it alone and give him space.

there are guys that have been asking me out on dates, and that show interest but i cant seem to move on. not even for casual dating, i still love him way to much to even kiss anyone else, but here he is with a brand new girlfriend.

i just dont get how guys can be completely emotionless when it comes to breakups, how can he just move on so quickly and be so happy, whial im still sitting here crying over him and missing him 247.


so back to my question: IS THERE ANY CHANCE THAT HE MAY STILL LOVE ME AND MAY TAKE ME BACKhuh or is it to late?
...so u slept wit his boy friend 14 month ago & u want him to take u back?? ...BLACK WOMEN..We give up!! angry
Romance › Re: Give A Nigerian Girl A Flower And She"ll Ask You "Na Flower I Go Chop? " by MrCork: 9:13am On Jun 15, 2013
...well I heard Nigerian females are known for using flowers to make juju & Sacrifise..(Saw this in BBC news).. white women dont act like that (no oofeinse) angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:09am On Jun 15, 2013
kaboninc: I had a dream and so did you. I dreamt of heaven. Lol.
What about you?
....HUH?? .. U dream about heaven?? ...bro no oofeinsese but when waz the last time u sleeeep wit woman? undecided
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork: 9:08am On Jun 15, 2013
Sanboy25: lol, I had see what you had write at first, I noticed that you often come back to modify your posts, I guess you realize when you're taking it too far... undecided
...arrrrha...Now she admits she spies on me 24/7 & cant sleep..but still, she refuses to accept she's in Love...

.. My advise.... it wouldnt hurt to say: ..MR CORK, I REALLLY REALLY LOVE & I NEED U COZ I WANT U NO MATTER WOT!!!(trusss me)
wink
Romance › Re: Ask The Last Poster A Romantic Question!!! by MrCork: 8:59am On Jun 15, 2013
REALITY101: Lol ram I thought I was gay? Is that your own way of coming outta closet? Say hello to Elton
...Bro...yor head is not corrrect & I mean this in the nicest way!angry
Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork: 8:56am On Jun 15, 2013
ogugua88: To my knowledge, none of the mods are going on holiday. There is no deputy actin Authorised MOD position. Pele.
...well i juss wanted to be close to the beauriful u....anyways, i will re-apply next year.. no worries!angry
Romance › Re: Urgent: How To Deal With An Unrequited Love ? by MrCork:
Sanboy25: Good night peeps, going to bed. kiss
... will join u in bed in 2 minute.. ... i need to do 10 push up!wink
Romance › Re: A Most Useful Suggection For Single Ladies Picture by MrCork: 10:08pm On Jun 14, 2013
[quote author=emma_best2000]Madonna is 55 , her boyfriend is 22 . Tina Turnner is 75 , her boyfriend is 40 . Jlo is 42 her boyfriend is 26 . Mariah Carey is 44 , her boyfriend is 32 . Are you still single huh Relax your boyfriend is not born yet ![/quote]...bro...dont u hav skoool homework?angry
Romance › Re: Ask The Last Poster A Romantic Question!!! by MrCork: 10:06pm On Jun 14, 2013
REALITY101: 3 years ago? It doesn't matter whether male or female cheesy
...bro can i sleeep wit yor woman as a friend?? ..i mean this in a good way!..I swaaar!wink

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