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Celebrities › Re: Picture Of 7Months Old Pregnant Mrs Annie Idibia by MrCork: 4:45pm On May 09, 2013
..she really ugly ...she dont look light(no oofeinsese) angry
Celebrities › Re: Festac Girls Beware by MrCork: 4:41pm On May 09, 2013
Afam4eva: @OP
You will do the world a lot of good if you report your friend to the authorities.
.....so u report people wit health issues to Police in Nigeria??...No doctors, hospital or clinics?. O lord hav mercy! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Celebrities › Re: Beyoncé Buys Cher's Malibu Mansion For $45 Million (pics) by MrCork: 4:38pm On May 09, 2013
...big deal......u seen my house in London?undecided
Celebrities › Re: Festac Girls Beware by MrCork: 4:33pm On May 09, 2013
googlepikin: my friend is HIV positive, which he contacted at one ashi joint he normally go to, when he went for a test thinking he only contacted gonorrhea it turn out he also contacted HIV too. To cut long story short, what he does now is to sleep with anything wearing skirt in Festac. In the process of releasing he will intentionally remove the CD. I've warned him I will report him to the police but I feel so sorry for him. He can't stop infecting girls cos according to him dey gave it to him first. I've told him to give his life to Christ dats the main thing now not pay back time. So girls in Festac be very very careful. He stays somewhere in 7th Avenue. Won't tell you girls the close. To make matters worst for girls his parents are wealthy.he can afford to pay any price for sex.
...Great Move bro...Well done...bro are u sure that friend is not u? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Beautiful Pictures of Nadia Buari by MrCork: 4:23pm On May 09, 2013
...she loooks like my ex...Loretta! cry
Celebrities › Re: Picture Of Wizkid & Omotani Omotayo (His Girlfriend) by MrCork: 4:21pm On May 09, 2013
...at last, a homebase naigerian wit goood taste datin half cast..nice one bro. Thank God she aint dak skin wink
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic In Striped Top & Black Skirt (Pictures) by MrCork: 4:17pm On May 09, 2013
Jccy: show us 1,, cock
...so sad...everytime i see pictures of home based Nigeria females, i have to close one eye....i refuse to look with both eye....Muss they always be ugly? ..dont u people have half cast female celeebrities or light skin femnales celebrities.. I GIVE UP!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Muma Gee Stuns In New Photo Shoot by MrCork:
...But why are homebased Nigerian artist usualy dak skin?? ..muss they always be ugly? ..seriousl? angry
Fashion › Re: Miss Nigeria 2013 Semi-finalists: Who is the Prettiest (Pictures)? by MrCork: 1:57pm On May 09, 2013
..this is sad and very very sad... they aint even light skin. ..but dont u people hav light skin females & halfcast babes ther in Nigeria? (no oofeinse) angry
Politics › Re: Obama Visits Nigeria May 28 by MrCork:
...is he goin to need Moskito net? ..and how he gonna cope with NEPA?? (no oofeinse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic In Striped Top & Black Skirt (Pictures) by MrCork: 1:50pm On May 09, 2013
...if this is how ugly women look ther in Nigeria ...sorry...am stick with my White babes!!! (no oofeinse)angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork: 1:46pm On May 09, 2013
...to be honest... that MOD sexskillz boy try to impress us claimin he datin MOD Ogugua...(((BIG LIE)))...I heard MOD Ogugua is actually his Schoool Mother ..true Story!! angry
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Section Chat Room & Amebors' Haven by MrCork: 3:14am On May 09, 2013
***i tink the babe is enterin my eyes***tongue
Celebrities › Re: Celebrities Section Chat Room & Amebors' Haven by MrCork: 3:09am On May 09, 2013
..Sweeery MOD Ogugua...pliss can i toast u since ur light skin and will u Ban me juss for askin? ...or is it now illegal to ask u anythin (According to MOD Sexxskillx)?....pls advise? embarassed
Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Person They Call Seun Osewa by MrCork: 3:04am On May 09, 2013
debayun: Am only opening dis thread out of curiousity. Pls can som1 tell me who seun osewa is

Is the person male or female
Is he/she handsome/beautiful or ugly
Is he/she a muslim or a christian
Is he/she homo or straight
What is his/her background
What is his/her profile
Which sch did he/she attend
What is his/her marital status is he single or married or engaged or a player
What is his worth is he rich or poor: wat is his net worth
Is he /she media shy
What kind of personality does this person mentioned above have
In short who is dis person

Pls guys all i see on NL is dis name Seun osewa and dere is no where som1 can check who dis person is
I will really love to know him/her more dan jst a name I see almost everyday

P.s: dis is not a joke I am dem serious about dis question and I will love a comprehensive answer mayb from the seun (who is my name sake) himself.

Dats all grin grin cheesy:grin
..Bro..that boy has banned my Naiaraland user name 150 times simply becoz a babe toasted me....he a skinny guy who tinks he is God! angry
Celebrities › Re: Lilien Klint-Igwemba, Klint Da Drunk’s Wife (Pictures) by MrCork: 10:19pm On May 07, 2013
...no oofeinse ...but she the 2nd ugliest person i ever seen on Nairaland...& i mean this in a nicest way angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
toshmann: bro i no go even make the error of attempting her name grin
i tell you say i de call am easter barbie you think say na for fun wink
angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 10:06pm On May 07, 2013
toshmann: yea cheesy . . change is coming baby . . next stop. . . chinese babes cheesy
i dated one in Cardiff Uni . . . best girl i have ever met . . .humble, brilliant . .she introduced me to green tea which i still take today . . .ow, i called her easter barbie cheesy
..bro..is her name Ching huang Sang Moi? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Muslims by MrCork: 10:03pm On May 07, 2013
..never nyanshed a muslim babe before actually...Pliss holla at me if ur muslim wink
Jokes Etc › Re: Muslims by MrCork: 10:01pm On May 07, 2013
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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 9:56pm On May 07, 2013
adabeke12: wink
.. ...HAY!...ADADAKEKE ......HALT THER!!! ...are u one a adaobi123 wannna-be?? ...who r u.... IDENTIFY YOR SEF!!! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 2:33pm On May 07, 2013
spikes C: Thats the point...I have a fantasy for asian chicks... cheesy
...u this somali Ghana albino one legged boy....i beg.....LEAVE MY ADAOBI-SUGAR CHEERY ICE CREAM ALONE...GADDDEMMIT!!! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 11:44am On May 07, 2013
adaobi123: grin grin grin

your not serious

[size=2pt]wait till summer[/size]
..dammmm!! damm!! ..dammm!! ..sweeery i juss loooked at yor picture & my *KONDO* stand up...congrats!!..welldone!!!..ur bearifull white babe!!! tongue
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 11:38am On May 07, 2013
....adaobi...sweeery, so when we gonna do that thing?...Nukkki?!!! wink
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
otele: Oohhhhh! Ada Ada Adaobi my love cheesy

You brighten me up my dearest star kiss

O, wish you were here, I would kiss and hug till I feel your heart beating next to mine wink
And they would beat as one, my baby kiss
.......and u expect to catch my sweeery with yor 1962 chat up line.??. undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 6:57pm On May 04, 2013
spikes C: She's too old and too black
bro, Age is a nomba...she only 49 undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 6:51pm On May 04, 2013
spikes C: So Mr. Cork...Heads or Tail
...OK Bro, U win..I will giv u Mrs Chima..she dates anythin! wink
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 6:47pm On May 04, 2013
otele: Does my queen look like a football game that you have to toss a coin for? angry
O goodness me. I need to wire some virus into the foolish laptops you guys are using.
Whaaat!!!! angry
...ermm Bro, dont u hav LEGO toplay withuh ...

.....real men are discussin (no oofeinse)
angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 6:19pm On May 04, 2013
spikes C: She's too innocent for a 17inch old man wink

She needs vibrant, up to date, capable young dude
....huh?..capable young dude with *Milk teeeth??* ..nah bro.. she needs a real man wit 17inches loong *Kondo* who strong like bull..ME! wink
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 5:49pm On May 04, 2013
spikes C: hahahha
#falls from nitel pole cheesy

You ain't the only one who fancy white punny undecided
..HALT THER OFFICER!!!!...correction..do u eat punnyhuh ..HELL NO!!..well i do & thats the kinda soldier Adaobi wants..ME!!! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
spikes C: For your mind... The V is mine

ha ha ha (wicked laugh)
..really? ok, DEAL!!... back upfrom my babe (AdaObi) & I will give u MOD SexxSlizz,BinGbabo & ItsModella ..they all look alike! (no oofeinsese) lipsrsealed

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