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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:


1. What’s your Nigerian name? ... Blacky Joe! angry
2. Were you Born in Nigeria? ...FUK NO ...>>>> 100% LONDONDER!! angry
3. Favourite Nigerian movie? ....SNAKE IN THE MONKEY SHADOW wink
4. Favourite Nigerian song? .......... MICHAEL JACKSON!!! wink
5. Favourite Nigerian food? ... BAKED BEANS angry
6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? .....MARCH 2013(3 weeks at SHERATON HOTEL) wink
7. What tribe are you? .... PECKAM!!! wink
8. Say something in your tribal language?
9. What do you like most about Nigeria? ...LIGHT SKIN FEMALES wink
10. What do you hate most about Nigeria? .... Am not goin to say [size=33pt]MOD SexxsLizz [/size] and DARK SKIN FEMALES & MOSKITO!! angry
11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames? ... 2Fuk! wink
12. What makes you different from other Nigerians? .... THE GOOD LOOKS!
13. Do you speak your language? ..... in england? ..FUK NO!!! angry
14. Do you speak pidgin English? .. in londON? ..FUK NO!!! angry
15. What around your house represents your culture? ... The House, 2010 Range Rover Sports & my Afro!! wink
16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture? .... WHY DO NIGERIAN ALWAYS SHOUT?? undecided

Romance › Re: I Am In Love Wit A Mobile Policewoman by MrCork:
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Romance › Re: Guys. And Girls What's De Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done To. De Opposite Sex by MrCork: 7:41am On Apr 30, 2013
Mindependent: Gave him a bj in a public place embarassed it felt so good tbh cool
....DAMMM....BABY CAN WE HOOOK UP!!!! tongue
Romance › Re: A Birthday Gift For A Girl Ɣΰ V A Crush On by MrCork: 11:05pm On Apr 29, 2013
..Bro u can always giv her my nomba...cheaper option! wink
Romance › Re: Guys. And Girls What's De Craziest Thing You Have Ever Done To. De Opposite Sex by MrCork:
..Annaals**.. wink
Romance › Re: Can You Die For The One You Love? by MrCork: 10:40pm On Apr 29, 2013
Vilicious: I have seen in movies were a boy takes a bullet for a girl, I have also seen cases were a boy donates his heart to his dying love (movie). I know you must have seen movies were either the guy or the lady sacrifice him or herself for their partners. My question is can this happen in real life? Can you pay the ultimate sacrifice for your love?. Please lets be practical
..can u died?? ...holy molly sweet mother of Jerico!! ..bro, Can u die.... sounds better (no oofeinse) undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
....Adaob123...sweeery can u dress up as a nurse and chooook me 3 times wit injection? tongue
Christianity Etc › Re: Terrified By Bats: Please Advice Me by MrCork: 10:30pm On Apr 29, 2013
...gets on phone...calls: BATMAN!!! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 10:28pm On Apr 29, 2013
adaobi123: yeah yeah grin
^^^^this *GHANA* chick juss messed up my PLAYA reputation!!! angry
Romance › Re: Am Lost Here!!! by MrCork: 10:25pm On Apr 29, 2013
lickylicky: We met thru his mum. Yeah, we attend the same church but we've never met. I know his parents and one of his sibling. His mum came to our house after one sunday service but before then in the church, I noticed his mum was extra nice to me which was very unusual. That kinda gave me a clue something was about to happen. Lo and behold she called my mum that she would like to see her. When she got to our place, she told my mum she want me to marry her son...(I was at home that faithful day listening while hiding)I felt uncomfortable with the idea but later since I wasn't dating any1 I decided to give it a try. He is based in the UK while am here in Naija. We started chatting on fb later calling and then BB chat, but one thing that surprised me is he never mentioned his mum's part until now. He acts as if he doesn't need me. I can't even say this is when am going to see him and whenever I ask, he says he doesn't knw and won't even talk about it. I don't feel free with him at all, he has created this kinda wall unknowingly (I think so) and it is really affecting our communication. He is ten yrs older and I understand he myt not be on d same level romantically n emotionally wit me coz he is older, but its killing me. I need a man to make me feel like a woman, a man who is able to express his feeling. He has never told me how he feels about me or our relationship. The day I tried talking about it, he made me feel stupid by giving me one word answers to the extent I had to stop the discussion. His behaviour is so not real and I confirmed this after we had a video chat on skype, that week was different he opened up and our communication for that week was great but after a while it went back to usual. That gave me hope that when we see things will fall in place but when will that happen. Its been dating for more than 10months now. I really do like him and I want to feel loved and cherished. Right now I have decided to give him space but when he calls I pick and I respond to his chats too. He acts so smartly that I can't even proof dats he is behaving funny coz I will end up looking like a nag or something. I don't know what to do. I tell him I Love him and I show it, thru text, e cards, mails and gift. He sends me money and gift but not a word, expressing how he feels about me or us. Am not just happy. What can I do?
...summary?..please? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 10:22pm On Apr 29, 2013
adaobi123: Im busy. Reschedule wink
...when?? ...2019?? angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 10:18pm On Apr 29, 2013
adaobi123: none of the above
..damm...she giv me nail!! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 10:15pm On Apr 29, 2013
adaobi123...anyways..sweeery what r we doin this weekend?? ..ice skating? horse riding? Bungee jumping? pissa hut? McDonalds? Movies? Nigerian kirchen? roller skating? wink
Romance › Re: I Got Toasted By A Girl by MrCork: 10:11pm On Apr 29, 2013
SECURITY WOMAN: SHARRAP!!!
...jacobscros...bro u see what am sayin??...can u imagine bringin a babe like this to London?? undecided
Travel › Re: Why Don't Africans Spend Their Holidays More In Africa by MrCork: 10:08pm On Apr 29, 2013
......huh?...which africa?? ...who want to stay around moskito??angry
Romance › Re: Is It Ok To Beg A Woman To Be Your GF Like You Are Needy? by MrCork: 10:05pm On Apr 29, 2013
souldust: maybe this question is a bit somehow but is it ok to beg her to be her BF like am needy? I hope you understand what i am trying to ask. She is about a foot taller than me.
.. bro.. are u a midget?? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 9:59pm On Apr 29, 2013
ItsModella: kai, slave mentality in its bluest form. Stop being a slave to white punany, Mr..Cork. Na your type go dey clean dead body still dey claim abroad is heaven.
..sweery MODELLA...calm down...U too agreesive...do u have tribal mark?? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 9:50pm On Apr 29, 2013
toshmann: Back for wetin? De no de do wedding for here?

Which kind big guy I wan go do? I'm natural. I love being myself. Even if I'm president of the US I'll still be myself. I hate all these pomposity foreigners do when they go home, as if abroad na heaven.

Infact if I get home na suya and nkwobi, ugba and okporoko, ngwo-ngwo and other pure Nigerian cuisine I go de chop cool
..errrm Corection: ...ABROAD IS HEAVEN!!!! angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 9:47pm On Apr 29, 2013
toshmann: Taa tufiakwa pooof kpoof kosb
Shahs hdhdhd. Us hdhdhd

Amadioha no go gree. How I go kiss man? What will happen to all these sweet sweet lips of babes I see everyday. Noooooooo abeg bros carry ya cigar mouth comot Biko.
....WOTEVER!!! angry
Romance › Re: ~Welcome To The Romance Section (New Members Introduce Yourselves)~ by MrCork: 9:33pm On Apr 29, 2013
..hi every body....I swaar am new!angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 9:25pm On Apr 29, 2013
toshmann: Heheheeee I go talk o, in the other thread you kiss a guy name otele( butt) now you kiss another guy named cork.
Ha! What is it with you and guys with genital nomenclature? grin
....Totoman..bro, u want to kiss me instead? undecided
Romance › Re: I Got Toasted By A Girl by MrCork:
SECURITY WOMAN: Mtschew. When you take her to bed let us know and you could as well tell us how good she is. Nansense.
...jacobscros...bro this r the kinda village girls u *MUST* aviod..they too aggresive undecided
Romance › Re: I Got Toasted By A Girl by MrCork: 8:19pm On Apr 29, 2013
jacobscros: she was hot skin so hot I needed cool
...Nice one bro...as looong as she light skin...you in safe hands!! wink
Romance › Re: Nigerian Girls /black Girls And Arab Men? by MrCork: 8:16pm On Apr 29, 2013
onila: Janet Jackson has opened the door for us

Arab men are known for $$$$$$$$$$$$ cool

so Naija girls n my fellow black bitc.hes. .what do u think of Arab men huh

many saudi Arabian men approach me all the time. .trust me the ones from saudia arabia dont have game undecided although they do have alot of money. .due to their strict background and less interaction with women in their country. .this has made them unstylistic, inexperienced and very shy

Dubai guys are much better. .rich and less shy
sweery Onlila...Dubai guys are rich? ..yes..but how many of them ever toasted u?...juss askin! undecided
Romance › Re: I Got Toasted By A Girl by MrCork: 8:12pm On Apr 29, 2013
jacobscros: I was just as surprised as you but I guess I must be emmitting some very attractive vibes nowadays. I swear I aint lying
...bro..was she dark skin or light skin?? embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 8:02pm On Apr 29, 2013
adaobi123: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

kiss
**blushing*wink
Romance › Re: I Got Toasted By A Girl by MrCork: 7:57pm On Apr 29, 2013
jacobscros: All I can say is damn mehn girls are good at toasting as in its as easy as breathing to them. It was so smooth I cant even remember the chykes she dropped but she got my number sha...
...an u woke up from the dream? undecided
Celebrities › Re: Basketmouth Before And After ....*PICS* by MrCork: 7:56pm On Apr 29, 2013
..did barbers go on strike? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork: 7:53pm On Apr 29, 2013
...anyways, no hard feelin..its all good!angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 7:51pm On Apr 29, 2013
....adaobi123...sweery can i get another *THANK U KISS* for makin the effort to come back..juss for u & only u wit notin without u?? angry

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