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1. What’s your Nigerian name? ... Blacky Joe! ![]() 2. Were you Born in Nigeria? ...FUK NO ...>>>> 100% LONDONDER!! ![]() 3. Favourite Nigerian movie? ....SNAKE IN THE MONKEY SHADOW ![]() 4. Favourite Nigerian song? .......... MICHAEL JACKSON!!! ![]() 5. Favourite Nigerian food? ... BAKED BEANS ![]() 6. When was the last time you were in Nigeria? .....MARCH 2013(3 weeks at SHERATON HOTEL) ![]() 7. What tribe are you? .... PECKAM!!! ![]() 8. Say something in your tribal language? 9. What do you like most about Nigeria? ...LIGHT SKIN FEMALES ![]() 10. What do you hate most about Nigeria? .... Am not goin to say [size=33pt]MOD SexxsLizz [/size] and DARK SKIN FEMALES & MOSKITO!! ![]() 11. Do you have any Nigerian Nicknames? ... 2Fuk! ![]() 12. What makes you different from other Nigerians? .... THE GOOD LOOKS! 13. Do you speak your language? ..... in england? ..FUK NO!!! ![]() 14. Do you speak pidgin English? .. in londON? ..FUK NO!!! ![]() 15. What around your house represents your culture? ... The House, 2010 Range Rover Sports & my Afro!! ![]() 16. What is a ridiculous question you were asked about your culture? .... WHY DO NIGERIAN ALWAYS SHOUT?? ![]() |
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Mindependent: Gave him a bj in a public place....DAMMM....BABY CAN WE HOOOK UP!!!! ![]() |
..Bro u can always giv her my nomba...cheaper option! ![]() |
..Annaals**.. ![]() |
Vilicious: I have seen in movies were a boy takes a bullet for a girl, I have also seen cases were a boy donates his heart to his dying love (movie). I know you must have seen movies were either the guy or the lady sacrifice him or herself for their partners. My question is can this happen in real life? Can you pay the ultimate sacrifice for your love?. Please lets be practical..can u died?? ...holy molly sweet mother of Jerico!! ..bro, Can u die.... sounds better (no oofeinse) ![]() |
....Adaob123...sweeery can u dress up as a nurse and chooook me 3 times wit injection? ![]() |
...gets on phone...calls: BATMAN!!! ![]() |
adaobi123: yeah yeah^^^^this *GHANA* chick juss messed up my PLAYA reputation!!! ![]() |
lickylicky: We met thru his mum. Yeah, we attend the same church but we've never met. I know his parents and one of his sibling. His mum came to our house after one sunday service but before then in the church, I noticed his mum was extra nice to me which was very unusual. That kinda gave me a clue something was about to happen. Lo and behold she called my mum that she would like to see her. When she got to our place, she told my mum she want me to marry her son...(I was at home that faithful day listening while hiding)I felt uncomfortable with the idea but later since I wasn't dating any1 I decided to give it a try. He is based in the UK while am here in Naija. We started chatting on fb later calling and then BB chat, but one thing that surprised me is he never mentioned his mum's part until now. He acts as if he doesn't need me. I can't even say this is when am going to see him and whenever I ask, he says he doesn't knw and won't even talk about it. I don't feel free with him at all, he has created this kinda wall unknowingly (I think so) and it is really affecting our communication. He is ten yrs older and I understand he myt not be on d same level romantically n emotionally wit me coz he is older, but its killing me. I need a man to make me feel like a woman, a man who is able to express his feeling. He has never told me how he feels about me or our relationship. The day I tried talking about it, he made me feel stupid by giving me one word answers to the extent I had to stop the discussion. His behaviour is so not real and I confirmed this after we had a video chat on skype, that week was different he opened up and our communication for that week was great but after a while it went back to usual. That gave me hope that when we see things will fall in place but when will that happen. Its been dating for more than 10months now. I really do like him and I want to feel loved and cherished. Right now I have decided to give him space but when he calls I pick and I respond to his chats too. He acts so smartly that I can't even proof dats he is behaving funny coz I will end up looking like a nag or something. I don't know what to do. I tell him I Love him and I show it, thru text, e cards, mails and gift. He sends me money and gift but not a word, expressing how he feels about me or us. Am not just happy. What can I do?...summary?..please? ![]() |
adaobi123: Im busy. Reschedule...when?? ...2019?? ![]() |
adaobi123: none of the above..damm...she giv me nail!! ![]() |
adaobi123...anyways..sweeery what r we doin this weekend?? ..ice skating? horse riding? Bungee jumping? pissa hut? McDonalds? Movies? Nigerian kirchen? roller skating? ![]() |
SECURITY WOMAN: SHARRAP!!!...jacobscros...bro u see what am sayin??...can u imagine bringin a babe like this to London?? ![]() |
......huh?...which africa?? ...who want to stay around moskito?? ![]() |
souldust: maybe this question is a bit somehow but is it ok to beg her to be her BF like am needy? I hope you understand what i am trying to ask. She is about a foot taller than me... bro.. are u a midget?? ![]() |
ItsModella: kai, slave mentality in its bluest form. Stop being a slave to white punany, Mr..Cork. Na your type go dey clean dead body still dey claim abroad is heaven...sweery MODELLA...calm down...U too agreesive...do u have tribal mark?? ![]() |
toshmann: Back for wetin? De no de do wedding for here?..errrm Corection: ...ABROAD IS HEAVEN!!!! ![]() |
toshmann: Taa tufiakwa pooof kpoof kosb....WOTEVER!!! ![]() |
..hi every body....I swaar am new! ![]() |
toshmann: Heheheeee I go talk o, in the other thread you kiss a guy name otele( butt) now you kiss another guy named cork.....Totoman..bro, u want to kiss me instead? ![]() |
SECURITY WOMAN: Mtschew. When you take her to bed let us know and you could as well tell us how good she is. Nansense....jacobscros...bro this r the kinda village girls u *MUST* aviod..they too aggresive ![]() |
jacobscros: she was hot skin so hot I needed...Nice one bro...as looong as she light skin...you in safe hands!! ![]() |
onila: Janet Jackson has opened the door for ussweery Onlila...Dubai guys are rich? ..yes..but how many of them ever toasted u?...juss askin! ![]() |
jacobscros: I was just as surprised as you but I guess I must be emmitting some very attractive vibes nowadays. I swear I aint lying...bro..was she dark skin or light skin?? ![]() |
adaobi123:**blushing* ![]() |
jacobscros: All I can say is damn mehn girls are good at toasting as in its as easy as breathing to them. It was so smooth I cant even remember the chykes she dropped but she got my number sha......an u woke up from the dream? ![]() |
..did barbers go on strike? ![]() |
...anyways, no hard feelin..its all good! ![]() |
....adaobi123...sweery can i get another *THANK U KISS* for makin the effort to come back..juss for u & only u wit notin without u?? ![]() |



it felt so good tbh 


