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Sybellah: depends, what yo chicken taste like?

Sybellah: lool
nono Mr. Cork

Sybellah: same

kkkp: A jamaican was making love to his wife for d 1st time. He suddenly screamed JAH BLESS & ran out of d room, came back with a giant bucket of water, poured it on his wife's pussy. D frightened wife shouted 'watta gwan, what u rasta man do that 4? D man answered "bomboclat woman, this thing 2 sweet, me gwan na dilute it, remember me diabetic & sweet thing no good 4 me

Sybellah:
am #2

emmydsife: Imagine u are sleeping on the same bed with your friend and u had a dream where u saw ur friend chasing you with a machete.while running for your life,you woke up and saw ur friend sit up on the bed looking at you and the next thing he said is "for your mind,u sabi run". What will you do?

azeeza: Right back at you. Am a ten, get it

.. huh?...You are 10 or u loook 10?? ...are u a midget

toshmann: Oteleeeeee! Ooops ," time out"

Mr cork I suggest you get otele some chocolates to settle him out of this race

...ermm brother..here in London, we impress sweeries by buyin them 12 red roses....what in the name of Mr Cork is Otelele

adaobi123: yes o ! the weather is too cold

adaobi123: tracksuit bottoms and a jumper

azeeza: Where thou art the corky one. Come a little bit closer you deserved spanking on uor ugly axx. Grumpy old man. No offence

chumakk: Please all the mad people should go to their house now!

R2bees: White girl;
1st date - Kiss
2nd date - Coffee
3rd date - Sex
..NIGERIAN girl;
... 1st date - Handshake
2nd date - Hug
3rd date - Kiss
4th date - Attempted sex but
failed
5th date - Shopping
6th date - Cinema,BIS,more
shopping
7th date - Attempted sex but
failed
8th date - R*pe!!!!!!!

adabeke12: what

Flyboy Zee: Mr.., Go read for yourself the book titled "The Lonely Londoners". That's why Naija babes don't respect Londoners. Mu he! Mu he he!! Mu he he he!!!

adabeke12: what

ohaleoghene: Liar !

baibijay:

nenergy: A friend introduced me to this pretty lady and as we got talking she told me i look like one Nollywood actor. I smiled and felt very cool,because i was sure she'll mention Jim Iyke or even Imeh Bishop (Okon In Lagos),only for her to say; "Mr Ibu". C'mon,seriously?!LOL Nairaland, do i really look like Mr. Ibu?

#LaffNorGreeMeVex

googlepikin: my friend is HIV positive, which he contacted at one ashi joint he normally go to, when he went for a test thinking he only contacted gonorrhea it turn out he also contacted HIV too. To cut long story short, what he does now is to sleep with anything wearing skirt in Festac. In the process of releasing he will intentionally remove the CD. I've warned him I will report him to the police but I feel so sorry for him. He can't stop infecting girls cos according to him dey gave it to him first. I've told him to give his life to Christ dats the main thing now not pay back time. So girls in Festac be very very careful. He stays somewhere in 7th Avenue. Won't tell you girls the close. To make matters worst for girls his parents are wealthy.he can afford to pay any price for sex.

Afam4eva: Not because he has HIV but because he's infecting innocent people.

Afam4eva: @OP
You will do the world a lot of good if you report your friend to the authorities.