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spikes C: come to bed sweety, it's late ...ermm bro, keeep dreamin.....am hittin it first!!! ![]() |
adaobi123: Im coming sir ![]() |
ItsModella: onye isi mgbaka a, i kpo mu gini? you don dey madt ni?....Kaaaiiii... have English teachers gone on strike ![]() |
adaobi123:...nOPe...am the victim!!! ![]() |
SECURITY WOMAN: You guessed right. 20 marks just exactly like yours!...SECURITY WOMAN <<<<<< not a wifey material! ![]() |
[quote author=mr.official2]What do you like about Nigerians? You have not answered ooo, Mr Cork.[/quote]...... but why r homebased Nigerian guys usualy ugly??..am a Londoner though! (no oofeinsese) ![]() |
...that Boy loook like Arm robbber (no oofeinse) ![]() |
..SHOCKED!!!...u people no of Lauren LOndon in Nigeria? ![]() |
...well ama Londoner and I *DONT TRUSSS* nigerians..especially those homes base ones.!!! ![]() |
...Ok, Sweeeery adaobi123...pls show me yor picture quickly... juss wanna check if it will make my *KONDO* stand up!! ![]() |
SECURITY WOMAN: Mr cork, Mr cork, Mr cork. How many times did I call you? Nairaland won't contain us oo....sweeery calm down...u too aggresive....do u have tribal marks? ![]() |
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ItsModella: yuck, last flight to abuja is totally not worth it....u beeen on a airoplane? ![]() |
[quote author=tpia@]see mad person saying someone else has mental problem. btw, is sezkilt enjoying the thread or why is he busy staring at it instead of doing what he normally does? if you people are trying to get to ogugua, why not face her directly, abi dem tell una say i be her bodyguard?[/quote]....sweeery TiPla.. who said u had mental issue?....were they lyin? ![]() |
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..a babe once asked me if i culd suk fart outter her bottom....am like...what?? w..w wwho do u tink I am? ![]() |
aniispice: IM OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 IM INLOVE WITH SEXKILZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM tpia@'s sister by the way.... she said i should go for it so here i am being bold! ive been on nairaland for 3 years now and im finally out with it!! thanks to my lovely sisters advise........Can MOD kindly move this thread to Joke section.... cheeers! ![]() |
Creamz: I have been the angry, unsatisfied and bitter wife for the last nine years. I’m married to a man who has absolutely no respect for the marriage institution. He has had more girlfriends than I have changed my hair since we got married.......sweeery, i agree.... let me sleep wit you so we can *PUNISH* him!! ![]() |
...sweeeery,..at least u not as ugly as Shollypop or security woman!!! ![]() |
adaobi123:...sweeery we need to mate....no loong thing....seriously!! ![]() |
...i only fart in front of darkskin females ...and i never tsaid they ugly ![]() |
mentorken05: I humbly need ur opinion pals...tanx...brother..u not too ugly actualy..u aiiight1 ![]() |
Preciousgirl: please nairaland, critically evaluate my looks. thank you...sweery...no oofeonce but did the other section of yor hair fell of? ![]() |
sexyseun: We finally got to see each other face to face at a joint on the island, he's actually taller and more handsome than the way he looked in his pixs on NL, well, i was really shy at first when we met but he later broke the ice and we started gisting and laughing uncontrollably, i didn't waste time to let him know the people i disliked on NL, (wont mention their names anymore but they know themselves). He told me how much he really liked me and wanted something serious. but seriously i don't think am this type of a lover girl, i enjoy being free and not being possessed by a man for now, it was around past 10p.m and i told him i was going home, to my surprise he didn't tell me to come spend the night in his house or an hotel, i felt all men would do just that, i felt annoyed because i really wanted to get naughty last night, but anyways i enjoyed the whole chit chat and the liquor. hope you are reading this right now. maybe when next we meet dear you will make the right move.. ciao....can i move in? ![]() |
adaobi123:....BORIN!!!! ![]() |
...huh? .....you people hav helicopter in nigeria? ![]() |
..and about Sexxskillz being a albino..I apologise from the bottom of my hat... ..He dont loook albino.... he look like: Artist formaly known as Prince..b!tch!! ![]() |
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Feed me more: How many times will you make your presentation with your different monikers? ![]() |
[quote author=ne:fia]when u dream of someone ,u have never seen and when u gained addmission into a university ,u then see d person ,he doesnt knw u ,bt u do knw dat u dream of him ,,,,...what does dis dream mean ? Can u guys advise me ,,,,no insults pls [/quote]...ermm sweery, here in London.. we call it Stalkin! (no oofeinsese) ![]() |





