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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
spikes C: come to bed sweety, it's late wink

...ermm bro, keeep dreamin.....am hittin it first!!!
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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
adaobi123: Im coming sir
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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 2:21pm On May 04, 2013
ItsModella: onye isi mgbaka a, i kpo mu gini? you don dey madt ni? angry angry angry
....Kaaaiiii... have English teachers gone on strikehuh
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
adaobi123: grin grin grin grin grin

Toshmann hahahahaha

dont mind mr cork hes a stalker tongue
...nOPe...am the victim!!! undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am I Beautiful? (pic) by MrCork: 12:26pm On May 02, 2013
SECURITY WOMAN: You guessed right. 20 marks just exactly like yours!
...SECURITY WOMAN <<<<<< not a wifey material! undecided
Politics › Re: What do you love about Nigerians? by MrCork:
[quote author=mr.official2]What do you like about Nigerians? You have not answered ooo, Mr Cork.[/quote]...... but why r homebased Nigerian guys usualy ugly??..am a Londoner though! (no oofeinsese) angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Nairalander Poses With Rihanna...yes!! Rihanna by MrCork: 1:14am On May 02, 2013
...that Boy loook like Arm robbber (no oofeinse) undecided
Celebrities › Re: Gabrielle Union Or Lauren London by MrCork: 1:08am On May 02, 2013
..SHOCKED!!!...u people no of Lauren LOndon in Nigeria?undecided
Politics › Re: What do you love about Nigerians? by MrCork: 1:04am On May 02, 2013
...well ama Londoner and I *DONT TRUSSS* nigerians..especially those homes base ones.!!!angry
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 1:03am On May 02, 2013
...Ok, Sweeeery adaobi123...pls show me yor picture quickly... juss wanna check if it will make my *KONDO* stand up!! wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am I Beautiful? (pic) by MrCork: 12:33am On May 01, 2013
SECURITY WOMAN: Mr cork, Mr cork, Mr cork. How many times did I call you? Nairaland won't contain us oo.

Toh.
...sweeery calm down...u too aggresive....do u have tribal marks? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ............................ by MrCork: 11:36pm On Apr 30, 2013
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork: 11:33pm On Apr 30, 2013
ItsModella: yuck, last flight to abuja is totally not worth it.
...u beeen on a airoplane? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ............................ by MrCork: 11:32pm On Apr 30, 2013
[quote author=tpia@]see mad person saying someone else has mental problem.

btw, is sezkilt enjoying the thread or why is he busy staring at it instead of doing what he normally does?

if you people are trying to get to ogugua, why not face her directly, abi dem tell una say i be her bodyguard?[/quote]....sweeery TiPla.. who said u had mental issue?....were they lyin? undecided
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ............................ by MrCork:
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Romance › Re: Farting In Front Of Your Partner. by MrCork: 11:19pm On Apr 30, 2013
..a babe once asked me if i culd suk fart outter her bottom....am like...what?? w..w wwho do u tink I am? tongue
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: ............................ by MrCork: 11:15pm On Apr 30, 2013
aniispice: IM OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 IM INLOVE WITH SEXKILZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM tpia@'s sister by the way.... she said i should go for it so here i am being bold! ive been on nairaland for 3 years now and im finally out with it!! thanks to my lovely sisters advise....

YES YES I KNOW ogugua undecided please dear go and sit down one place jare..... sexkillz is mine... Im sexier than you so please we can have a competition for sure.. smiley

anyways to my baby kiss please pm me !!!!!!!!!! im dying for you
....Can MOD kindly move this thread to Joke section.... cheeers!angry
Romance › Re: I Cheated On My Husband And I Plan To Continue by MrCork: 11:12pm On Apr 30, 2013
Creamz: I have been the angry, unsatisfied and bitter wife for the last nine years. I’m married to a man who has absolutely no respect for the marriage institution. He has had more girlfriends than I have changed my hair since we got married.
He started cheating on me months after our wedding in 2004 when I was pregnant. And it hasn't stopped ever since. Every other day a different girl, a different situation, a lot of drama. Initially he would lie or try to cover up when I ask him questions or catch him but now he tells me to go to hell and leave the marriage if I was no longer satisfied.
Well, I have four kids and I don't plan to be a single mother in this kind of environment so I'm staying put in my marriage but I'm done being the victim. Yes, I have started cheating on my husband. I am proud to say I have a boyfriend who I have regular, satisfying sex with. And I have absolutely no plans of being the faithful wife ever again. Once this affair ends, I'm starting a new one. There's no going back now. As long as he's cheating on me, I will be cheating on me. I smile a lot these days and it's not just Jesus putting the smile on my face. This is the happiest I have been in at least 8 years. And I also discovered that quite a number of my female friends have been cheating on their husbands for years now. Why didn't anyone give me the memo sooner? Just thought to share my happy story. Xoxo Happy Lagos wife.

SOURCE: http://www.mynaijagist.com/i-cheated-on-my-husband-and-i-plan-to-continue/
......sweeery, i agree.... let me sleep wit you so we can *PUNISH* him!! angry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am I Beautiful? (pic) by MrCork:
...sweeeery,..at least u not as ugly as Shollypop or security woman!!!undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 7:57pm On Apr 30, 2013
adaobi123: tongue
...sweeery we need to mate....no loong thing....seriously!! undecided
Romance › Re: Farting In Front Of Your Partner. by MrCork: 7:55pm On Apr 30, 2013
...i only fart in front of darkskin females ...and i never tsaid they uglyangry
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Fellow Nairalanders...pls How Do I Look? by MrCork: 7:53pm On Apr 30, 2013
mentorken05: I humbly need ur opinion pals...tanx
...brother..u not too ugly actualy..u aiiight1 wink
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Am I Beautiful? (pic) by MrCork: 7:47pm On Apr 30, 2013
Preciousgirl: please nairaland, critically evaluate my looks. thank you
...sweery...no oofeonce but did the other section of yor hair fell of? undecided
Romance › Re: Am Finally In Love With A Nairalander!!!!!!! by MrCork: 7:43pm On Apr 30, 2013
sexyseun: We finally got to see each other face to face at a joint on the island, he's actually taller and more handsome than the way he looked in his pixs on NL, well, i was really shy at first when we met but he later broke the ice and we started gisting and laughing uncontrollably, i didn't waste time to let him know the people i disliked on NL, (wont mention their names anymore but they know themselves). He told me how much he really liked me and wanted something serious. but seriously i don't think am this type of a lover girl, i enjoy being free and not being possessed by a man for now, it was around past 10p.m and i told him i was going home, to my surprise he didn't tell me to come spend the night in his house or an hotel, i felt all men would do just that, i felt annoyed because i really wanted to get naughty last night, but anyways i enjoyed the whole chit chat and the liquor. hope you are reading this right now. maybe when next we meet dear you will make the right move.. ciao.
...can i move in? undecided
Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork: 7:34pm On Apr 30, 2013
adaobi123: grin grin



no
....BORIN!!!! angry
Politics › Re: Pictures Of Nigeria Police Week by MrCork: 7:32pm On Apr 30, 2013
...huh? .....you people hav helicopter in nigeria? undecided
Jokes Etc › Re: Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork:
..and about Sexxskillz being a albino..I apologise from the bottom of my hat... ..He dont loook albino.... he look like: Artist formaly known as Prince..b!tch!! angry
Jokes Etc › Re: Press This Button If U Think Sexxskillz Is Albino! by MrCork: 10:39am On Apr 30, 2013
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Nairaland General › Re: Nairalander's - Nigerian Tag :) by MrCork:
Feed me more: How many times will you make your presentation with your different monikers? undecided undecided
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Romance › Re: True Story by MrCork: 10:03am On Apr 30, 2013
[quote author=ne:fia]when u dream of someone ,u have never seen and when u gained addmission into a university ,u then see d person ,he doesnt knw u ,bt u do knw dat u dream of him ,,,,...what does dis dream mean ? Can u guys advise me ,,,,no insults pls smiley[/quote]...ermm sweery, here in London.. we call it Stalkin! (no oofeinsese) angry

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