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 Jokes Etc › Still Confused.. Please Advise by MrCork17(op): 12:52am On Dec 14, 2012 |
My friend in Lagos just said he wants to eat *Shicken*. ... OK, am thinkin... does he mean *chicken? ... we call it Chicken hear in London  |
| Nairaland General › Re: Your First Ever Ban On Nairaland by MrCork17: 2:53pm On Dec 09, 2012 |
Waz bannned by the skinnny loookin MOD Ghana boy called Sexxxskil.... he accuse me of chasin women!!  4 Likes |
| Romance › Re: How To Look HANDSOME in 2013:: 5 Major Tips!! by MrCork17(op): 8:54pm On Dec 05, 2012*. Modified: 10:26pm On Dec 05, 2012 |
udohsifon: Menh! Twenty thirteen i go fine die, i don dey upgrade mha wardrobe. Nu nu tins na him full am.. Guys abeg na new yr we dey enter so, look goood so gud tinz go follow ubro...no ooofesese but you face is full of moskito bite... |
| Foreign Affairs › Re: Iran Captures Intruding US Drone Over Persian Gulf Waters by MrCork17: 8:28pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
didnt NIgeria make a kite? 1 Like |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by MrCork17: 8:17pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
ItsModella: Sholly, where is abiL tho? I wish she was around to see how people were voting for her, friends and foes alike...seeeerriiiiooous looong hisssssss! |
| Romance › Re: How To Look HANDSOME in 2013:: 5 Major Tips!! by MrCork17(op): 8:01pm On Dec 04, 2012 |
Guys.. Am only tryin to help.... only 2.1% of Nigerian population is handsome and its about time we do sumtin about it. (no oofeisnese) |
| Romance › Re: How To Look HANDSOME in 2013:: 5 Major Tips!! by MrCork17(op): 8:53pm On Dec 03, 2012 |
ItsModella: I never thought I would witness the day when Mr..Cork would make some sense....Thank you Mandela! |
| Romance › Re: How To Look HANDSOME in 2013:: 5 Major Tips!! by MrCork17(op): 5:47pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
fankasibe: Brodà Seun, i guess u drank Garri mixed with Alomo-bitter for allowing dis senseless topic excape ur ban.OK... Thank you Fransisca! |
| Romance › How To Look HANDSOME in 2013:: 5 Major Tips!! by MrCork17(op): 5:20pm On Dec 01, 2012*. Modified: 12:16pm On Dec 02, 2012 |
Get a good hair cut: Sadly most of you guys stick with Brother Johnson (short side and afro back). This will not work in 2012.. sorry! BALANCE DIET foood: Guys, how do u expect to look good when u have fufu for breakfast?? You Tell me!!. .... just stick with CornFLakes (Please) Wear cologne or body spray: Sadly u guys still think havin body Odour is cool... Pls use body sray or air freshner. They work!  Have your own personal style: I have my own personal style which is why women always want me. My advise.. Talk to yo tailor  Take care of your body: Although women seem to prefer dark skin guys wit Pot belly & face full of mosquito bite... This will NOT work in 2013.. Trusss me! Hope this helps.. cheers! 16 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 4:39pm On Dec 01, 2012 |
hmmm...OK. so does this MOD boy called Sexsill think he can get punny by movin/deletin/harassin people,s thread on Nairaland??... Common *KISS* is not even guranteed! 8 Likes |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 6:12pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
sexxskillz... BRO NO OOOFENSESE BUT U KEEEP MOVIN MY SERIOUS THREADS DISAPPEARIN TO JOKE SECTION?? ... DO U HAVE MALARIA?? .. PLS CONFIRM!! 3 Likes |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: If You Could Pick The Best Job In The World.. by MrCork17: 1:27am On Nov 24, 2012 |
Rambo! |
| Romance › Re: Are guys Really Trained To Be Men by MrCork17: 6:45pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Fact: 87% of homebased Nigerian guys are now farmers.. i read it somewhere (no oofeinse) |
| Celebrities › Re: Beyonce Gives Her Daughter Blue Ivy Carter A Kiss On Her Cheek by MrCork17: 6:41pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
very UGLY thing... she loook Nigerian (no ooffensese) |
| Romance › Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by MrCork17: 12:32pm On Nov 23, 2012*. Modified: 1:12pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
chinedumo: Mr cork your name is a joke. 9 inches 10 inches....try and make joke section hotter than romance section. Talk about the evil black woman. No oofencce.MOD Sexxskil..bro can u BAN that boy for postin fooolish thread? |
| Food › Re: Do You Remember Or Eat Okin Biscuit?? by MrCork17: 12:28pm On Nov 23, 2012*. Modified: 6:33pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Revolva: U think say na all those genetic modified foods -- come naija come eat better organic foods oksorry..we eat strawberry buiscuit of custard cream buiscuit here in London... Never herad of Rakin Buisciut! |
| Romance › Re: Can You Date A Rich Nigerian Woman With Facial Hair? by MrCork17(op): 3:18am On Nov 23, 2012 |
pleep:huh? ..u beg for her number? |
| Romance › Re: Can You Date A Rich Nigerian Woman With Facial Hair? by MrCork17(op): 1:59am On Nov 23, 2012 |
pleep: My dude.. i saw a Nigerian chick with chest hair at that Mr. biggs resturant. it ruined my week.she didnt giv u her number? |
| Romance › Re: Can You Date A Rich Nigerian Woman With Facial Hair? by MrCork17(op): 12:24am On Nov 23, 2012 |
Bro...latina, white and Arab chicks are hot with or without facial hair... but have u seen a nigerian female with facial hair? especially those nollowood actresses? |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: When Your Boss Is Younger Than You by MrCork17: 11:41pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
Boss younger that me?? ... I SLAP HIS FACE!!! |
| Romance › Re: Romance by MrCork17: 11:39pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
ok but why iz punnny so hard to conmnnect from Nairaland? ...whats the logic? |
| Romance › Re: Can You Date A Rich Nigerian Woman With Facial Hair? by MrCork17(op): 11:37pm On Nov 22, 2012 |
Am confused. Although am from London, why is it that the home based Nigerian females naturally have mustache and a typical home based Nigerian guyhave tribal mark?... has this gotz anythins to do with how they eat?? |
| Romance › Can You Date A Rich Nigerian Woman With Facial Hair? by MrCork17(op): 11:51am On Nov 22, 2012 |
We normally date only white babes but Not sure why all Nigerian women always have mustache... Well, I just met a rich Nigerian woman with facial hair... side buns and mini mustache. WOuld u date her? please advise? |
| Food › Re: Do You Remember Or Eat Okin Biscuit?? by MrCork17: 9:52am On Nov 21, 2012 |
do u people eat balance diet ther in Nigeria aapert from eatin buiscuit with water?? We prefer balance diet hear in London: toast & egg, fish chip, Milk & ice cream. (no oofesese) |
| Food › Re: Do You Remember Or Eat Okin Biscuit?? by MrCork17: 11:59pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
**eatin fish & chip with tomato ketchup and Fanta***  |
| Food › Re: Do You Remember Or Eat Okin Biscuit?? by MrCork17: 11:57pm On Nov 20, 2012 |
trolling: sit dan there make u dey take another man land dey boast, i could care less about london or america,if i forget jerusalem let my tongue cleave to the roof of my mouthsorrry...we dont have moskito hear in London |
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