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ANGELMARVE:
bt lyk seriously is he nt handsome?

if you put him up for comparison against a baboon then yes he is

BooHarry and Hayeesha

why do ugly people lie the most?

no b dbanj b dat

san316:
Sad. The cow above me has been sniffing too much shit in the grass.

he took too much wet weed

Imagine you need to Make a Decision and
you were given this 2 Conditions where
you have to choose one and turn the
other one down.
3 Months without Internet or 3 Months
without s*x , Which do you think you will
Choose?
Drop your Comments.

A widow from Gwoza, Borno state, narrated how
Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau had
invaded the town last year declaring himself the
“Amir of Gwoza”.
Balaraba Aliyu Abacha described to Daily Trust
on May 30, Sunday, how the sect had invaded
her home in August 2014 and forced the
occupants to leave the compound, saying the
new “Amir’’ would soon occupy it.
They warned Balaraba against returning to the
house adding that whoever misbehaved would
be taken to Sambisa Forest.
READ ALSO: Maiduguri Mosque Attack: Death
Toll High
The woman said that Shekau and his armed
men had stormed their compound with a convoy
of at least 50 cars.
Shocked Balaraba went to her father’s home,
where she fainted and spent four days in a
coma. She further narrated how her husband,
who later came into the house to see her, was
escaping from the militants as they searched for
males.
“My husband attempted to scale over the fence
of the house to safety when he fell and had a
fracture on his leg.”
Despite attempts to save her spouse’s life, the
insurgents shot him dead on August 9, 2014.
The fighters also threatened to kill Balaraba’s
aged mother when she requested white cloth to
cover the bodies of the deceased.
Left alone with a 14-year-old daughter and an
elderly mother, the woman had to run away
from Gwoza, for Madagali, Adamawa state,
where they spent four days.
READ ALSO: Boko Haram Hostages Reveal
Truth About Captivity As Militants Abduct More
Women
Balaraba and her family moved to several
places after that. Their lives were in danger in
all of them. In Damaturu, Yobe state, affected by
mass kidnappings of females, she suggested
going to Kaduna, to her sister’s place.
Balaraba disclosed that after Muhammadu
Buhari’s victory many displaced people
returned to their former camps hoping for
infrastructure rebuilding.
She lamented that the militants had
destroyed most parts of Gwoza town before
the troops flushed them out.
Meanwhile Boko Haram seems to have posed
the first challenge to the new government. The
insurgents yesterday attacked Maiduguri
through Malari village killing many people.
Around 3.30pm of the same day suspected Boko
Haram insurgents detonated a bomb in a
Maiduguri mosque, reportedly killing from 10 to
26 people. www.naij.com/449955-gwoza-victim-narrates-how-shekau-occupied-her-house.html

that thing dey like tapeworm

Watt's app?

me smelling lies[color=#990000]

Boko Haram insurgents at midnight yesterday
attacked the Maiduguri the capital of Borno state
firing numerous rocket propelled grenades
(RPG) that hit residential buildings witnesses
and security officials told Leadership
newspaper.
A top security officer at the Department of
Security Service (DSS) pleading anonymity told
newsmen that “7 persons were killed, 17 injured
and about two houses completely destroyed as
a result of the RPGs pumped into the town by
Boko Haram insurgents”.
The thunderous blasts of the RPGs and constant
gunshot sounds forced residents of the state
capital to abandon their sleep.
Meanwhile another anonymous military officer
said, Boko Haram terrorists in an attempt to
recapture the town also tried another entry into
the town, but could not advance further beyond
the barricade trenches and sand fortress dug
and built around the troubled city.
Meanwhile a member of Vigilante Group of
Nigeria, Abbas Gava, speaking on the seven
people killed said, “My younger sister lives in
Dala-Lawant. She and her family came running
to my house at Moduganari ward in the night
because a heavy explosion had hit the house
close to theirs. And when we went back this
morning to find out what transpired we met
people mourning the death of seven people killed
by bullet from a rocket launcher. The building
that was hit is rented apartments for tenants; it
was badly destroyed”.
READ ALSO: Military Apprehends Three
Suspected Boko Haram Bomb Makers In Gombe
Mari Madu another resident in the state capital
whose lives close to the attacked Dala-Lawanti
told leadership, “I counted more than 40 heavy
explosions coming from rocket launchers before
I lost counts. Each time they fired into the town,
we would see bright sparkling light, which
moved with great speed passing over our
houses. One of the blasts shook the roof of my
house so badly that I thought it might have
landed on my house. Many houses were
destroyed in our neighbourhood, but I have not
heard of anyone that died” .
The attacks forced thousands of residents,
mostly members of the youth vigilante, a.k.a
Civilian-JTF to take arms to keep watch incase
more Boko Haram attacks came.
The shooting was reported to have started at
about 12:50 am and continued until about 3am
when shootings ceased.
It could not be confirmed if soldiers had been
able to kill the attackers, or only succeeded in
repelling the insurgents.
Maiduguri is one of the many cities and capitals
recaptured from the Boko Haram insurgents
following intensive offence in the past three
months.
Meanwhile, President Muhammadu Buhari said
in his inauguration speech that until Boko Haram
is defeated the army headquarters will
be relocated to Maiduguri from Abuja . www.naij.com/449604-boko-haram-attempts-to-retake-maiduguri-at-midnight.html

hmm...diarris god oh!I will miss mama peace

Another 46-year-old trekker, David Adjarho, has
arrived Abuja, today, May 27, to promote
‘wrapper marathon’ in Nigeria.
Adjarho, speaking to Newsmen on his arrival in
Abuja, said the exercise was to promote tourism
and attract investment into such a marathon.
The trekker according to Vanguard, started his
journey in Lagos and completed the 787-
kilometer walk on Wednesday, May 27, 2015.
Speaking on his awareness, the trekker said
wrapper marathon was aimed at promoting the
use of wrapper in marathons instead of wearing
the conventional Jaycees.
Adjarho, who wore a 15-yard Ankara material,
said he hoped to promote a N500 million fund
raiser for five Non-Governmental Organisations
in the country.
READ ALSO: End Of Trekking? Bauchi Trekker
Arrives Abuja Disappointed (PHOTOS)
He listed the NGOs as Beach Samaritan; Active
8; Government College, Ughelli old Boys
Association; 3-1 equal 2 and the Biggest Food
Library in Nigeria.
He said another reason for his walk from Lagos
to Abuja. was to be a witness to the the
inauguration of the President-elect, Muhammadu
Buhari.
The trekker said: “I have been the only man
involved in wrapper marathon in the world and if
embraced in Nigeria, the competition will attract
revenue and investment into the tourism sector.
I started this walk on May 6 from the National
Stadium, Lagos and here I am now in Abuja on
May 27.’’
Though Adjarho’s efforts are not politically
motivated, numerous trekkers in Nigeria, since
the announcement of Buhari as the president-
elect have taken it upon themselves to trek long
distances to congratulate him and other victors
at the just conclude 2015 general elections. www.naij.com/447750-wrapper-trekker-arrives-abuja.html

A Nigerian student Adebanjo O. Aladetan from
the University of Roehampton, London, United
Kingdom wrote the open letter to Muhammadu
Buhari advising him on first steps as Nigeria’s
president.
The views and opinions expressed here are
those of the author and do not necessarily
reflect the official policy or position of Naij.com.
It should be noted that former military ruler will
be swear-in to the office on May 29, Friday.
The president-elect is currently in the UK for
private visit.
Muhammadu Buhari has become the first
Nigerian to defeat a sitting president through the
ballot box, putting him in charge of Africa’s most
populous nation and its biggest economy.
Read the letter below:
I wish to personally congratulate you on your
success in the Nigerian General Presidential
Election of 28 March, 2015.
I have aired my views quite a number of times in
many journals, stating that Nigeria needs a God-
sent political messiah who can place the country
where it ought to be in the world stage; a
political messiah who can rewrite our political
history and change the course of history.
General Muhammadu Buhari, when I heard that
you have been chosen as the presidential
candidate of the All Progressive Congress (APC),
I was extremely happy.
With the selection of the legal luminary
Professor Osinbanjo as your running mate, I
became happier and felt that all my wishes had
been fulfilled. I knew one day we would be able
to see a set of capable and competent hands
that would captain the lost Nigerian political ship
to safety.
READ ALSO: PDP Campaign Against President-
elect
Your Excellency, the President-elect of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria, General
Muhammadu Buhari, history has revealed to us
the impact of former President of United States
of America, Abraham Lincoln. Before signing the
declaration to abolish slave trade, the wickedest
trade on earth of buying and selling humans, he
said, “If my name ever goes into history, it will
be for this act of justice”.
We also heard about Dr Martin Luther King, Jr.,
and his prophetic speech “I have a dream”. He
waged war against segregation between whites
and blacks in the United States of America. His
legacy cannot be forgotten in human race and
around the world.
Nelson Mandela did not support the apartheid
regime in South Africa. He worked tirelessly
against the racist regime and liberated his
people: a legacy that will remain permanently in
the minds and hearts of the present generation
of South Africa as well as those of generations to
come. When Nelson Mandela died, he was
buried by the entire globe, and the speeches
made by the world’s political leaders presented
him as one of the greatest political icons of our
generation.
We cannot escape history and the impact of the
competent war leader of Great Britain, Winston
Churchill, in the war against Adolf Hitler between
1944 and 1945, during the Second World War.
Churchill has been described as one of the
greatest Prime Ministers of Britain, a great
orator of our generation. Records revealed that
he used his oratory power to change the minds
of millions of Britons to enlist in the British army,
which waged war against the senseless Second
World War that took millions of lives in Europe.
He was also the co-founder of the United
Nations.
We heard about the unforgettable history of
Mahatma Gandhi in India, with his legacy of free
education. To bring my message home, Chief
Obafemi Awolowo was known for free education
in Nigeria, a legacy that will remain in indelible in
the minds of the Yoruba people and all Nigerians.
Your Excellency, Nigerians tested your
governance when you were with General Tunde
Idiagbon. That regime has been described as the
best government in the political history in
Nigeria and Africa as a whole. But the men in
uniform did not allow Nigeria to get the best out
of you and General Tunde Idiagbon.
READ ALSO: Tinubu, Amaechi Head To London
To Fetch Buhari
However, God has given you a second chance
to tell the world how you love your fatherland
Nigeria; how you were made and what you
believe in about good governance in the human
race, like someone in the corridor of power that
could not be forgotten from generation to
generation, like the name of Abraham Lincoln
has been magnified in American political history,
and the name of Gandhi has been written on a
platter of gold in India, and the people of Great
Britain will remember the role of Winston
Churchill, who stood in the gap for his people
with his talented mastering of English language
as a great orator of our generation.
These political icons were not the only people
who came to power in their respective
countries. However, when their names lingers
on or when the name of a leader sounds like a
bell, there are reasons for that in world history.
Our hopes are very high in the government
Nigerians have chosen you to lead. A country
that is too big to fail, the most populous nation of
the black race, the richest country in the
continent of Africa, home of intellectuals and
potentials.
We need a courageous leader to unveil the
potentialities buried in our people, this is why
every individual of our nation voted for you. We
need you to reshape both the political and
economic history of this dynamic era of our
time. We want to tell you that we all love you and
you are not corrupt, but please be reminded that
the entire lives of Nigerians are in your hands
and you are the hope of the masses.
I read and studied about the characteristics of
God Almighty who is always looking for a man in
every generation of mankind. For the Israelites,
God used Moses to lead the people to the
Promise Land, In the Islamic world, God gave
Prophet Mohammed in Medina, God also used
Noah to save his generation during the first flood
that was recorded in the Bible.
READ ALSO: Alison Madueke Reportedly
Connected With Buhari
Your Excellency, General Muhammadu Buhari, I
am of the humble opinion that God Almighty has
been looking for you to captain our lost political
ship, which has gone astray to safety and that
God has ordained you to be the President of the
Federal Republic of Nigeria in 2015.
My general advice are as follows:
1. Please relaunch the war against indiscipline,
avoid involving corrupt politicians of the old
regime at both state and federal levels; instead,
make use of potential candidates and
intellectuals both at home and abroad. Ministers
should be appointed in acting capacity to see the
best in them before their appointments are being
confirmed.
2. The declaration of assets of the officials who
will be working with your government is very
necessary. Ministers that owns private jets
should be thoroughly investigated.
3. Huge transfers from one bank to another
before and after the presidential election should
be forwarded to CBN and EFCC for
verification.The EFCC should be Strenthened and
more powers should be given to the
commission.
4. The police force should be reorganised and a
capable hand should be looked for to be the
inspector general of the police.
5. Please look for capable hands and competent
personnel to man the Nigerian port authority.
Due to the lack of competent leadership, Nigeria
has lost billions to other countries that are able
to put their port authorities in order.
6. In terms of the legal system, the problems
and the odds of our country are entirely on
Nigerian judges, who have held the legal system
of our dear fatherland with corrupt and imperfect
hands. I, therefore, admit that the problem of our
country is our judges, individuals who hold the
place of God to pass the right judgment and
provide justice to all.
7. Education is the light of the world, and we
need competent hands to handle this sector.
8. Agriculture is the backbone of every economy
and it plays a crucial role in the generation of
employment opportunities. Agriculture not only
provides food and raw materials but also
provides employment opportunities to a very
large proportion of population.
9. Health is another sector that requires
improvement.
10. Road maintenance is also very important.
11. The power sector also requires close
attention.
Long live the Federal Republic of Nigeria.
Written by Adebanjo O. Aladetan www.naij.com/446826-nigerian-student-in-uk-writes-letter-to-buhari.html

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oppybouy:
Smh. I understand how badly you wanna post something. but really, you can be more creative, Sogbo ehn?

@Op,God e have cash u o!

lwkmd when I see am

The horrifying fuel scarcity in the country is
gradually turning into a disaster as it is claiming
people’s lives.
Fuel scarcity
On May 24, a twitter user, Tunde Aluko MFR,
took to his account to announce the demise of a
young woman who bled to death after the child
birth.
The medical staff in a hospital said that they did
not have fuel in their generating sets and
vehicles to run around and get blood that could
be transfused into her.
Read the tweets below: www.naij.com/445830-woman-dies-after-childbirth-due-to-fuel-scarcity.html

frankman365:
I am immuned to this type of disease

your English says otherwise

scientists have no cure for this disease. see photographs after the cut.

Men are officialy more stupid then women,
according to a 20 year study of the Darwin
Awards.
The research was published in the British
Medical Journal in an article called Darwin
Awards: sex differences in idiotic behaviour. A
two decade examination of the Darwin Awards –
an annual review of cases where people died in
exceptionally stupid ways – has found that
males make up 90 per cent of the ‘winners’.
READ ALSO: Forever Alone? Your DNA To Blame
– Scientists Say
The research conducted by Newcastle
University suggested ‘male idiot theory’, MIT,
that is to blame for such high level of ‘stupid’
male deaths. It implies that ‘men are idiots, and
idiots do stupid things’.
In the 332 cases analysed since 1995, 282
involved men dying easily avoidable deaths,
whereas only 36 women died in doing stupid
things (14 cases involved both men and women
and were therefore discounted).
READ ALSO: Stupidity Is a Virus – Study
However, the researchers say that men are
willing to take such unnecessary risks in pursuit
of male social esteem or solely in exchange for
‘bragging rights’ (the rights granted to a person
that allow him to boast to a certain extent
without dispraise from others.)
Some Darwin Winners:
The terrorist who unthinkingly opened his own
letter bomb on its return after he posted it with
insufficient stamps.
The construction worker who was demolishing a
car park by tearing down its supports as
workers watched from their office window,
taking bets on what his plan was to remove the
final support over a number of days. He didn’t
have one – and was crushed by the concrete
platform.
The thief attempting to purloin a steel cable from
a lift shaft – and unbolted it while standing in the
lift which then plummeted to the ground, killing
him.
The man who stole a ride home by hitching a
shopping trolley to the back of a train, only to be
dragged two miles to his death before it was
able to stop.
READ ALSO: 10 Dumbest Things People
Tweeted About Ebola. www.naij.com/342438-study-confirms-that-men-are-more-stupid-than-women.html

it's a shadow Bunny

nna ehn,e b lyk say d tin get 3 to..to

Empty hen are sending the same message to me too i called customer care it was like i called customer hate.No wonder a Nlander says they are the "Worsted customer care"