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iffahyear! Nigerian mums and their slapping sense of accuracy

carzola:
This is not story.... this is a helpless illiterate claiming to be a university graduate to seek attention, we all know a graduate wouldnt write rubbish like this..

you and op life don scatter finish

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as long as prick Neva die e surely chop bush meat. somebody translate cos I no know d meaning

The gang of armed robbers that attacked two
banks in Ikorodu two weeks ago have revealed
that there was no woman in their group.
This is contrary to reports which had earlier
stated that the robbery incident was led by a
lady with a tortoise on the neck and a big snake
around her waist.
The four suspects while filing out at the Police
Command in Ikeja, Lagos, earlier today Photo:
Damilare Okunola
READ ALSO: Police Apprehends Ikorodu Bank
Robbers
The robbers, who were paraded at the Lagos
state police command, Ikeja, Monday afternoon,
told journalists, including Naij.com
correspondent, that they had been contacted by
a certain Warri-based kingpin popularly
addressed ‘million’ for the operation.
While narrating the incident, Agbojule Bright, 25,
disclosed that ‘million’ called him for the
operation and his role in the operation was to
stand on the road and prevent policemen from
disrupting their activities.
The graduate of English studies and CRS from
the College of Education, Benin said: “I was
caught after My friend, Akpan (also a member of
the syndicate) called me and led me to the
policemen.
The robbers sitting on the floor before being
interrogated by journalists at the Lagos state
police command, Ikeja, Lagos earlier today
Photo: Damilare Okunola
“We used dynamite to open the vaults and all the
guns we used for the operation were supplied by
million. I could not get a job after leaving school
so, I resorted to felling of trees in Ebute Metta
area of Lagos state before I was being invited
for the operation.
READ ALSO: Lagos Bank Robberies: SARS Gets
New Boss
“I am from Ese Odo local government area of
Ondo state and this was my first time of going
with them on the operation. I am married with
two kids.”
The three vehicles which some of the robbers
reportedly spend their loots on after being
recovered by officers of the Nigeria Police Force
Photo: Damilare Okunola
He also confessed to have bought a jeep with
the N2million that was his share from the
robbery.
Speaking also to journalists was Monday
Ikuesan, 37, who confessed to be a fisherman
involved in bunkering within the area.
Ikuesan, a father of two, also stated that he got
N180, 000 for his efforts in the robbery and has
since ‘invested’ the money in getting kegs which
he used for oil theft.
“I was accosted by some people and was
forcefully asked to take them over the water or
release my speedboat that was how I got
involved.
Another view of the recovered vehicles Photo:
Damilare Okunola
“I am not a member of the gang. I was only
involved in the Lekki robbery prior to the Ikorodu
incident,” he explained soberly.
Another member of the gang, Monday Omoboye,
while explaining his role in the robbery noted
that Kakadu, another member of the gang, now
at large, asked him to drive them out of the
robbery scene, and that is what he always does
for them.
He confessed further, saying: “Immediately after
this last operation, I drove them into their creek
in Ajegunle area of Ikorodu and was given about
N2million as my share of the loot.
READ ALSO: Ikorodu Robbery: Police Offer N5m
For Valuable Info
“There were about 18 of us in the operation and
there was no woman among us. Right now, I feel
very sad about this incident, but there is nothing
I can do.”
Outgoing Commissioner of Police (CP) Kayode
Aderanti, while presenting the criminals to the
public, commended officers of the state police
command and assured everybody in the state of
the police’s continued efforts in ensuring the
safety of their lives and properties.
“The vehicles which they bought with their loots
are also here for your accessibility as we are
assuring you that this command will always
ensure the security of lives and properties.
“It is very important that I place my appreciation
on marble to the leadership of the Nigeria Police
Force for the opportunity to serve in this
capacity.
“I also want to use this opportunity to thank my
officers and men for their support and dedication
to duty all this period,” he said.
Meanwhile, the Lagos state government has
stated that the robbers succeeded in their
operations because of the transition to the new
government. www.naij.com/480499-ikorodu-banks-robbers-make-damning-confessions-photo.html

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SMH.what a waste!BTW,if this makes front page,let me know 'cause I'm chilling with tinubu and patoranking.#moneyonmymind

Lol....she be like shut the hell up or I kill you

A 20-year-old man allegedly murdered his lover,
a 32-year-old man over N600 debt owed to him
by the victim.
The case was brough to the Ebute-Metta
Magistrates Court in Lagos State and the
accused, Anthony Toms confessed and said he
didn’t mean to kill his lover, Sonye Chukwudi.
The defendant was said to have arranged some
other friends who assisted him in beating the
older fellow to death.
Other defendants in the murder case are
Godwin Francis, 25; Michael Iyang, 21; Evidence
David, 23; and Etuk Tony. The incident happened
on June 21, 2015 around 9:30pm at Ransom Kuti
Garden, Anthony Village, Lagos.
Police has suggested that Tom had ordered his
friends to tie up the victims hands and legs
before beating him, during this Chukwudi
lost consciousness and never recovered.
READ ALSO: Dead Body Found In Lagos Canal
Police revealed that this was all due to Chukwudi
owing just N600. The money was for garden
flowers Toms sold to the deceased. Toms
pleaded guilty to the count charges at the court.
Toms said: “I met Chukwudi a few years back.
He lured me into homosexualism.I told him that
I’m a gardener. He told me he would need me to
get some flowers for him.’
“I did, but he didn’t balance me the remaining
money, I repeatedly asked him, but he refused to
pay me. I thought if I threatened him, he would
pay me.
READ ALSO: Boko Haram Massacre
“I called him on the fateful day and asked him to
meet me at Ikeja. We both headed to Anthony.
On getting to our destination, I asked him for my
money. He said he didn’t have money on him
and then I called my friends.”
Tom further confessed that they
discovered N4,750 on him, and a Symbian
phone.
Toms said: “We noticed he had fainted and
dragged him back to his car, We waited for a
while, but he didn’t recover.’
“We took a second look at him and discovered
that he was dead then we left him there.”
His fellow defendants all plead not guilty and
said that Tom did not pay them for any service.
The case has been adjourned to July 31, 2015.
Homosexuality in Nigeria is illegal and could
fetch gay men and women over 14 years in jail if
convicted. http://www.naij.com/477654-gay-lover-kills-partner-over-600-naira.html

see as baba dey like moulded clay

Whadafuck! ™

According to the information provided by Punch,
on Wednesday a former minster Femi Fani-
Kayode has changed his name following his
discharge and acquittal of money laundering
charges.
The source states that Fani-Kayode said his trial
which began in 2008 had almost destroyed his
life, his family and his reputation.
The former minister said he would be changing
his name by dropping his surname “Fani-
Kayode” as a mark of honour and respect for
the Lord and as a testimony of God’s love
towards him.
READ ALSO: EFCC Case: Fani-Kayode Escapes
Prosecution
He said: “The whole process almost destroyed
my life, my family, my reputation, my health and
my career. I thank God for His goodness, His
mercy and for the fact that today the whole
nightmare has finally come to an end. As a mark
of honour and respect for the Lord and as an
everlasting testimony of my love for and
dedication to Him, I wish to make it known to the
Nigerian public that as from today my name will
be changed. It will no longer be David Olufemi
Fani-Kayode but instead, it shall be David
Olufemi Olukayode.”
READ ALSO: Femi Fani Kayode Celebrates His
Victory
He said he was grateful to the nation’s judiciary
for dispensing justice with the fear of God and
for refusing to send him to jail. http://www.naij.com/476963-shocking-femi-fani-kayode-changes-name.html

The hefty sum, paid by a man for drinks in Lagos
club at a time, may raise your eyebrows.
However, he knew what he did because he
ordered 31 bottles of ultra-pricey luxury brands
of champagne.
They guy wearing dreads paid a hefty price for
drinks.
South Africa-based Nigerian widely known as
King Jide aka the Mayor of Cape Town came to
Cova lounge in Lagos last Sunday to have some
fun with his friends. So there’s no wonder that
he decided to order some champagne for the
party.
He paid a hefty sum for 31 bottle of luxury
champagne brands.
However, the sum, paid for bottles of ultra-
pricey luxury brands of champagne was so huge
that one of his friends decided to share that
precious moment on his Instagram.
The sum paid is equal to $ 25,000
The guy ordered 30 bottles of Ace of spades
worth N150,000 each and one additional bottle
of Dom Perignon worth N50,000, thus he had to
pay in total N5,000,000 – the sum
approximately equal to $ 25,000. http://www.naij.com/476633-see-amazing-sum-spent-by-man-on-drinks-in-lagos-club.html

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so una dey count/take stock of her old bras ehn? sango must hear this

still waiting for her nude pics

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FTC tinz abi?