₦airaland Forum

ifihearam: Lol. Fear catch me too sef

abi oooooooo....seriously she looks lyk a guy

respectment: Name: Oly
Age: 19
Tribe: Igbo
Location : Anambra state.

guy it says girlfriend not manfriend

Rexsul: yes bro. I ws offered biochemistry. Though that ws wot i applied 4 bt it ws'nt rili my dream. I only applied 4 dat cos i jst cnt afford wastn anoda yr again bt my drmz hs alwz being pharmacy n i want 2c if i cn make dat come tru ds year by re-applyn again while i stil continue wit d biochemistry 4 nw. Ds year is gonna b my last jamb sha.

applying 4 pharmacy too in ABU and also an indigene of Ogun...what do tink my average score should be and my chances of being admitted

inurmind: Well I think that's the point of it. If they looked like super models you wouldn't have expected them to have chosen such a theme.5

okay...

even without d makeups....,they look like......make i comment my reserve

stainless40: he made the promise to before taken me out from my parent.

u sure u're a 200L undergraduate...?

slimyem: Nice!!
Other men should emulate them..!
.....working mothers are not aliens...

u're kidding right....?

Sniffa: Lwkmfh

sniffa sweery,come born 4 me n i promise to back our baby...besides am rich

Amaaskia: Lol if I slap u ..

sweery it means u av agreed...next,where should we meet..?

Amaaskia: Pls don't generalise this biko, say some girls. 0_o ishie man!

sweery come to me so i can confirm if urs is clean

rokiatu: Well thats what the haters are saying. Fake or not Kim is one of the most beautiful women of our time.

u're kidding right..?

rokiatu: Thanks for the compliment.

u are welcome

rokiatu: I reserve my comment.

I promise myself never to say anything bad about any baby.

the baby looks like u

[quote author=Ms_Pweshy]Swtest [/quote]madam u shave ur mostache...? No offence intended

Gbengbetus

FACT: There are three things u can see from space..1)The Great wall of China 2)Gervinho's forehead and 3)The Gap in Arsenal's defence

greatgod2012: Its that tongue that really touch me, no wonder we use our tongues differently.
Some use their tongue to encourage.
Some use theirs to discourage.
Some use theirs to edify.
Some use theirs to pull pple down.
Some use theirs to bless.
Some use theirs to curse.
Some use theirs to criticise constructively.
Some use theirs to criticise destructively.
Some use theirs to gossip.
Some use theirs to correct.
Some use theirs to praise.
Some use theirs to condemn.
Some use theirs to magnify God.
Some use theirs to blaspheme against God.
Some use theirs to ressurect d hopefully dead people.
Some use theirs to kill the hopefully living pple.
As from now, on, i wont be surprised at how pple use their tongues again, since its now confirmed that no two tongues are d same.
May God help us all.

and some use their to lick kitty kat

DigitalSignal: Garri is a type of food very common in Nigeria and indeed West Africa and it's made from cassava tubers.
To make garri the cassava tubers are peeled, washed and grated to form a mash. This mash is then put in a porous bag, tied and weights are put on it to allow the water to drain. After a day or two after the water has been drained, it is sieved and put in a big frying pan and heated until it becomes strong enough, forming tiny grains.
It can be eaten in different ways:
1) With soup (stew)
By this you prepare any type of soup of your choice vegetable, melon, whatever tickles your fancy; you get a certain quantity of garri and pour hot water into it and knead it; then you can take a morsel of it at a time and dip it into the soup and then swallow it! You repeat this process until your stomach can't consume any more morsels!
2) With roasted fish, sugar, peanuts, etc.
By this you get a certain quantity of garri, pour cold water into it, allow it to settle then you eat it with your fish, nuts or whatever as accompaniment.
3) Eating it dry
Some also eat it dry after mixing it with cooked beans!
And there are still other ways people eat it!
Oya, I don try!

guy u be Garri expert abi na ur bisiness be that..?

honey001: Foolishness at its peak

she deserves a CROWN for her FOOLISHNESS

In j.h.s Osama cuz am a truant...only stays in class 4 a period but in s.h.s MY GUY cuz i constantly used it

tintingz: dark side

i'll improve on it....

Mine is laziness...i haven't perform solat 4 d past 4months..

Reyspin: Our Head-teacher's shoes dey always open mouth like say he Wan spit fire so we named him "DRAGON"

lmao

Honey Princess: Big Fool mtcheww

guess u are a slim girl

Chrisjane: same here

can u pls be my galfriend?

freecocoa:

Is the principal mad ni? How dare her finger those girls in the name of conducting test?

Even my mama who was checking to know if my sisters and I were still virgins didn't deep her finger or hand into us.

That principal had better come clean as to why she did what she did.

so what was d result after ur mum took d test on u gals........hehe am intereted to know whether u are still a vigin

bengunsman: This kidnapping issue is too much in naija how do d kidnappers even collect d ransom without being caught

do u want to venture into the business....?

Redmosquito: Hug transformer
Visit Bokoharam
Chop Rat poison
Anything......as long as him sha leave the post

and what will happen after doing that...what makes u think doing that would make leave his post...mr REDMOSQUITO don't u it high time u left 4 work...

Redmosquito: Hug transformer
Visit Bokoharam
Chop Rat poison
Anything......as long as him sha leave the post

and what will happen after doing that...what makes u think doing that would make leave his post...mr REDMOSQUITO don't u it high time u left 4 work...

andyanders: Congratulations. God will promote you till you get to the managerial position and finally become the MD.

and wetin should happen to d MD wey dey there....?

ChopUrMoni: Sorry... My y*ansh no big. I'm perfectly proportioned... Everything there at the right size and looking good. I no want big y*ansh BUT if u get PLENTY money... Wey u go let me chop i go fit grow big y*ansh for you

i fit see ur yansh pishure...?

Chopurmoni...u get big y*ansh Chopurmoni...u get big y*ansh,