₦airaland Forum

hungryboy:
Success is not a science abeg,
All those science subject teachers were dey teach for private school on 10k salary won't agree with him

Talking of deeper thought and precision.

[quote author=Towncrier247 post=48343426]Accordimg to Ugandan site, Matook Republic, this guy who seems to be a certified member of "African Play men club" was holding a birthday party at Club and invited his babes over to the stage. He then told them want he wanted for his birthday was for them to grind their derrieres on his “propeller”, leaving other male revellers salivating like hungry hyenas. See the photos below..
Only four ladies !!!!!! Ops kindly provide him with "Learners Permit " because he is a dump ass learner

[quote author=ChuzzyBlog post=48334656]Nigerian men are really stepping up their romance game! A man named Femi who is so fond of his lady named Chy, posted her picture on a billboard in Lagos to wish her a happy birthday. Now i thought that was really really cool! What do you think? See picture below:-


SOURCE: http://www.chuzzyblog.com/2016/08/romantic-man-puts-up-his-lady-on.html



Did i hear Girlfriend?Hahaaaha.Pls ops issue him a *Learner's permit",accident spotted ! Alert me when he starts calling her and her family names.And wife to be will not even receive a birthday card.

ify2016:
What's this one saying?

Spotted! not against but public!

ayindepremier:
Watch the proposal video below:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m7kAfra5G8k

CREDITS: theguardian.com. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2016/aug/09/brazilian-womens-rugby-player-becomes-first-althete-to-get-marriage-proposal-at-olympics

Olympics committee should sanction both them and their countries because d are practically telling countries that are yet to believe in LBTH to do so.From what is happening now i am going to address d issue tru d media very soon except d IOC tells us henceforth how to manage the Parental Guide Viewing Control except de are saying Olympics is not for children.I don't care what and how de do their activities but not in d public..

Sugarcious:
Look at how beautiful and handsome they look...but see the kind nonsense they did.

Must it be cake?Where is it written ?

saiNDAvengers:
I ran into an anti-Obiano protest by market women around Ochanja market this afternoon and decided to help them press home their demands by uploading some captions of the protest.

The purpose of the protest could not be immediately ascertained as they had no placards with them but were all chanting "No more Obiano, No more APGA"

I suppose it has to do with the frustration his so called Ugu,rice etc export is causing their local market.

Mikylopez:
I love chubby babies

Insist on "chubby" guys.

Raydos:
[size=60pt]Boo-Are-Real[/size] Please Resign, We're Sufferring!



Even [size=60pt]Uk[/size] That Her Citizen Are Not Sufferring, The [size=60pt]The Prime Minister Resigned Recently[/size]




[size=60pt]Please Do The Samething[/size]

AND WHO TOLD YOU THAT UK RESIDENTS ARE NOT SUFFERING?

Anasko:
Buharis Trekker Suleman Hashimu going for Hajj

He trek from Lagos to Abuja to celebrate PMB's victory.... And now he's rocking Prado.

This is what he shared on his facebook timeline.

Suleman Hashimu Trekker
Salam, dear families and friends. InshaAllah dis afternooni we will begin our journey (hajj) to the holy land of mecca. Please forgive us if we've made mistakes, pls pray for our safety traveling going, during and comming back, wasalam..

https://m.facebook.com/suleman.hashim.14?v=timeline

I RUSHED D THREAD THINKING HE IS TREKKING TO HAJJ(SAUDI).WHEN DID STANDING INFRONT OF A CAR MEAN BEEN D OWNER?I CELEBRATE WITH HIM THO.....

chydii:
No. 2 & 4 are wrong joor...

Ops is right but i think he should say except ones wife.

PrettyCrystal:
Yesterday, a young man caused quite a scene after he proposed to his girlfriend in the middle of Shoprite. The girl who was shocked following the unexpected gesture -accepted his proposal not after blushing for some minutes due to the glaring eye of the public.

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/man-causes-scene-after-proposing-to-his.html

Hahaaaha,in front of Shoprite bakery to be precise.l hope it's not half baked love?We claim to love more in 21st century and we record high divorce.While in d 18th and 19th we claim they lack love but d registered very low divorce.I wish them well all d same.God bless their union..

RebelChip:
See this man... If I turn am back, make thunder fire me!!

I will not even turn my wife of 30 years back into human being again not to talk of grand father of 90 years!!

Abeg, who don old don old!!

RebelChip:
See this man... If I turn am back, make thunder fire me!!

I will not even turn my wife of 30 years back into human being again not to talk of grand father of 90 years!!

Abeg, who don old don old!!

RebelChip:
See this man... If I turn am back, make thunder fire me!!

I will not even turn my wife of 30 years back into human being again not to talk of grand father of 90 years!!

Abeg, who don old don old!!

Mind what u say,power in spoken words!

jiggaz:
http://www.stelladimokokorkus.com/2016/08/actor-leo-mezie-loses-use-of-right-leg.html?m=1

Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! This looks more like an admission list in a higher institution.U want to tell me that nollywood cannot raise 10million even d upcoming and downgoing actors and actresses.For the ones that have contributed,Kudos! the ones yet to do something,if anything happens to him,beta remain silent 4eva.This has nothing to do with tribe artiste(Actors Guild of Nigeria take note).Muna Obiekwe n odas comes to mind.Nigerian artistes (atheist) wake up!And Somewhere in d news,E-money is d youngest billionaire in Nigeria.kikikikikiki.Are d not in d same entertainment industry.

ahnie:
Anyone can become a daddy
But not every can become a FATHER.

that man z a decorated madman in disguise!

Unfortunately Nigeria is littered with Fathers.POOR=FATHER and RICH=DADDY.Hardship=Untold anger while the Children is the resultant been constant.

Batlan01:

I guess a bullion car for one microfinance bank.

Poorboy:
I include Borno state.

Read it carefully again.

kechywillz:
I wish I can marry her

#dreamteam#

FvckeDyoBiTch:
This girl just rubs how useless I am to my face. I wish my parents ingrained this in me at a young age, now I am just a typical Frat boy whom plays sports and parties.




My kids won't be spoilt like me

I share your dream but it starts now.

ChangeIsCostant:
A Golf car with registration GWN 905 AA was involved in a tragic accident after crashing and somersaulting along an express road at Danmarke Maru Local Government Area of Zamfara State on Tuesday (yesterday).

According to reports, no one died in the crash and the passengers who were seriously injured need to be identified by family or friends.


Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/08/sos-these-accident-victims-need-to-be.html

I am very sure it's overspeed.I wish them speedy recovery.

MrFerrari:
I created this monicker to hide my identity.

I am a political appointee working as an aide to my state Governor. My girlfriend came over to my office with her friend who just got posted for her NYSC and seeking for a PPA

I gave them a note to take to the ministry she said she wants but they came back telling me they were told the Commissioner wasn't on seat. Knowing fully how the system works, I realized they were just diplomatically chased out cos they don't have an appointment with him.

So we drove out all three of us, went over, met the commissioner and explained what I want. He immediately directed she starts her documentation right away hence, my babe and I had to leave her over there and head back to my office.

Seeing that it's already minutes pass 5pm and the official quarters of the Govt House was empty, we decided to have a quick one with my babe in my office, believing that no any other government functionaries is on seat as the car park was kinda empty.

Just as we were in the middle of it, the SSG and Chief Protocol Officer drove in and on seeing my car, they came over to my office (we no even hear anyone knocking sef) . So they decided to peep thru the window as they were a bit worried seeing that my car was there but my office is locked from the inside.

To cut long story short, I was caught red handed making out right inside the office. Though none of them is my direct principal but the Governor himself, I'm afraid they might stylishly leak it out cos we had some problems with the SSG two weeks ago.

Now should I face him and plead he covers my arse or I should just wait and see if he might not even take the issue up to the powers that be?

Kindly help a brother pls.

I can only see a very irresponsible aide if this really happened.

[quote author=Emmaxman4best post=48117112]The United States of America beat Nigeria 110-66 in a Pre-Olympic friendly game on Monday night.

In preparation for the Olympic Games in Rio, Brazil, USA national team having won 5 of their previous friendlies wrapped up their exhibition series with a dominant win against World Number 25, Nigeria.

Reacting to the win, head coach of the USA, Mike Krzyzewski said “we played good defense and it led to some fast breaks.

“Our team is very deep. The most versatile team we have had”.

Nigeria begin their Olympic run against World number four, Argentina on Monday, August 8.
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Hahaaaha!!!!!!! This is no news,do u expect otherwise.United States and Basket Ball is like women and bra.If d are returning with any trophy in this Olympics at all,give them basket ball.first.

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Samguine:
In the spirit of celebrating Democracy day on May 29th, 2016, President Muhammadu Buhari advised Nigerians to pass a verdict on the performance of his appointed officials so that he will know if he should change them.

The president was quoted as saying, “I am waiting for the newspapers to tell me the performance of my ministers and whether I should make changes”., while fielding questions from journalists at the Statehouse.

Meanwhile, here is a look at the performances of these Ministers in their various ministries and what might make President Muhammadu Buhari to have second thought on their performance, as c0mpiled by Nigerian Bulletin.

They are:

[b] 1. Minister of Housing, Power and Roads, Mr. Babatunde Raji Fashola: Babatunde Fashola was known for his versatile and hard-working spirit as the then Governor of Lagos State.

The minister seems over-powered due to the 'giant' ministries allotted to him by President Muhamamdu Buhari.

Since Fashola's assumption as the Minister of the three-combined ministries, it seems the glory of the Lagos born Senior Advocate of Nigeria is gradually fading away.

The President needs to help Fashola offload some of the loads on his head to allow room for optimal performance and long life.

2. Minister of Education, Adamu Adamu: The Minister of Education may be on the watch list of President Muhamamdu Buhari if the president listens to the impulse and messages from the public. The controversies trailing the Ministers' pronouncement and infringement on Varsities' policy and autonomy. The issues of Post Jamb registration, battle for the survival of Vice Chancellorship in tertiary institutions and the blunder of sacking before reinstatement of the heads of Universities established by the former president, Goodluck Jonathan might be another reason why President may consider Mr. Adamu as a goner.

3. Minister of Youths and Sports : Solomon Dalung: The comrade and 'esprit de corp' Minister, who his known with his identity of wearing red beret 'cap' to functions and events which many believed might be linked to an occult group.

Without public opinion and outcry, everything portray to the inability of this Minister to make the nations proud in Sporting activities.

The pulling out of Nigerian sport ministry to provide a befitting burial arrangement for the late Super Eagles coach, Samson Siasia, the alleged report of Rio Olympics team to find their ways to Rio, inability of Team Nigeria to fly to various competition owing to visa issues, ticketing other embassies' stress accrued to the office of the Honourable Minister of Sports.

If Nigeria and Nigerians want to make a landmark strike in the sporting world, then Mr. Solomon Dalung might be a -no – go area for Mr. Buhari when considering dropping Ministers or changing his cabinet.

4. Minister of Industry, Trade And Investment: Okechukwu Enelemah: According to Minister of Finance, Mrs. Kemi Adeosun during her meeting with the Nigerian Senate before recess, she said the Nigeria economy is technically in 'Recession'. What did means is that President Muhamamdu Buhari needs to gear up in doings and ensure that he has a viable team members that can salvage the economic or better put, that can rescue the dying economy from total collapse.

Trade and Investment should be one of the rescue to the dilemma currently facing the present administration and the Minister and his team needs to ensure that their works and activities project the nation towards economic progression.

5. Minister of Niger Delta Affairs: Usani Uguru: With the recent crisis rocking the Delta region, coupled with the blasts of oil installations, Mr. Uguru hasn't been pro-active enough to step up his game with the Niger Delta Militants.

The president do not only need a versatile Minister in this ministry but someone that can talk down the Militants and a closer person to this region.

6. Minister of Science and Technology: Ogbonnaya Onu: The ministry of Science and technology is an evolving portfolio that needs the hands of young, talented and professional mind that can move with the global trend in technological advancement. Mr. Onu might not be living to the expectation at the moment and the President may replace him soon.

7. Minister of Women Affairs: Aisha Alhassan: Everything has pointed in one direction for the APC governorship aspirants in Taraba at the last general elections, Hajia Alhassan, common known as Mama Taraba. For the fact that Mama spent over 5 months of his ministerial position at battling with treatment at the foreign land. There is need for President Buhari to do more at appointing those capable and can really take the country to dream and aspiration of the President if only, there are not mere paper work.

In your own view, do you other Minister(s), you think President Buhari can do away with and get new and fresh mind on board? Lets have your views

Source: https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/7-ministers-president-buhari-may-sack-soon.218542/

Samguine:
In the spirit of celebrating Democracy day on May 29th, 2016, President Muhammadu Buhari advised Nigerians to pass a verdict on the performance of his appointed officials so that he will know if he should change them.

The president was quoted as saying, “I am waiting for the newspapers to tell me the performance of my ministers and whether I should make changes”., while fielding questions from journalists at the Statehouse.

Meanwhile, here is a look at the performances of these Ministers in their various ministries and what might make President Muhammadu Buhari to have second thought on their performance, as c0mpiled by Nigerian Bulletin.

They are:

1. Minister of Housing, Power and Roads, Mr. Babatunde Raji Fashola: Babatunde Fashola was known for his versatile and hard-working spirit as the then Governor of Lagos State.

The minister seems over-powered due to the 'giant' ministries allotted to him by President Muhamamdu Buhari.

Since Fashola's assumption as the Minister of the three-combined ministries, it seems the glory of the Lagos born Senior Advocate of Nigeria is gradually fading away.

The President needs to help Fashola offload some of the loads on his head to allow room for optimal performance and long life.

2. Minister of Education, Adamu Adamu: The Minister of Education may be on the watch list of President Muhamamdu Buhari if the president listens to the impulse and messages from the public. The controversies trailing the Ministers' pronouncement and infringement on Varsities' policy and autonomy. The issues of Post Jamb registration, battle for the survival of Vice Chancellorship in tertiary institutions and the blunder of sacking before reinstatement of the heads of Universities established by the former president, Goodluck Jonathan might be another reason why President may consider Mr. Adamu as a goner.

3. Minister of Youths and Sports : Solomon Dalung: The comrade and 'esprit de corp' Minister, who his known with his identity of wearing red beret 'cap' to functions and events which many believed might be linked to an occult group.

Without public opinion and outcry, everything portray to the inability of this Minister to make the nations proud in Sporting activities.

The pulling out of Nigerian sport ministry to provide a befitting burial arrangement for the late Super Eagles coach, Samson Siasia, the alleged report of Rio Olympics team to find their ways to Rio, inability of Team Nigeria to fly to various competition owing to visa issues, ticketing other embassies' stress accrued to the office of the Honourable Minister of Sports.

If Nigeria and Nigerians want to make a landmark strike in the sporting world, then Mr. Solomon Dalung might be a -no – go area for Mr. Buhari when considering dropping Ministers or changing his cabinet.

4. Minister of Industry, Trade And Investment: Okechukwu Enelemah: According to Minister of Finance, Mrs. Kemi Adeosun during her meeting with the Nigerian Senate before recess, she said the Nigeria economy is technically in 'Recession'. What did means is that President Muhamamdu Buhari needs to gear up in doings and ensure that he has a viable team members that can salvage the economic or better put, that can rescue the dying economy from total collapse.

Trade and Investment should be one of the rescue to the dilemma currently facing the present administration and the Minister and his team needs to ensure that their works and activities project the nation towards economic progression.

5. Minister of Niger Delta Affairs: Usani Uguru: With the recent crisis rocking the Delta region, coupled with the blasts of oil installations, Mr. Uguru hasn't been pro-active enough to step up his game with the Niger Delta Militants.

The president do not only need a versatile Minister in this ministry but someone that can talk down the Militants and a closer person to this region.

6. Minister of Science and Technology: Ogbonnaya Onu: The ministry of Science and technology is an evolving portfolio that needs the hands of young, talented and professional mind that can move with the global trend in technological advancement. Mr. Onu might not be living to the expectation at the moment and the President may replace him soon.

7. Minister of Women Affairs: Aisha Alhassan: Everything has pointed in one direction for the APC governorship aspirants in Taraba at the last general elections, Hajia Alhassan, common known as Mama Taraba. For the fact that Mama spent over 5 months of his ministerial position at battling with treatment at the foreign land. There is need for President Buhari to do more at appointing those capable and can really take the country to dream and aspiration of the President if only, there are not mere paper work.

In your own view, do you other Minister(s), you think President Buhari can do away with and get new and fresh mind on board? Lets have your views

Source: https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/7-ministers-president-buhari-may-sack-soon.218542/

Samguine:
In the spirit of celebrating Democracy day on May 29th, 2016, President Muhammadu Buhari advised Nigerians to pass a verdict on the performance of his appointed officials so that he will know if he should change them.

The president was quoted as saying, “I am waiting for the newspapers to tell me the performance of my ministers and whether I should make changes”., while fielding questions from journalists at the Statehouse.

Meanwhile, here is a look at the performances of these Ministers in their various ministries and what might make President Muhammadu Buhari to have second thought on their performance, as c0mpiled by Nigerian Bulletin.

They are:

1. Minister of Housing, Power and Roads, Mr. Babatunde Raji Fashola: Babatunde Fashola was known for his versatile and hard-working spirit as the then Governor of Lagos State.

The minister seems over-powered due to the 'giant' ministries allotted to him by President Muhamamdu Buhari.

Since Fashola's assumption as the Minister of the three-combined ministries, it seems the glory of the Lagos born Senior Advocate of Nigeria is gradually fading away.

The President needs to help Fashola offload some of the loads on his head to allow room for optimal performance and long life.

2. Minister of Education, Adamu Adamu: The Minister of Education may be on the watch list of President Muhamamdu Buhari if the president listens to the impulse and messages from the public. The controversies trailing the Ministers' pronouncement and infringement on Varsities' policy and autonomy. The issues of Post Jamb registration, battle for the survival of Vice Chancellorship in tertiary institutions and the blunder of sacking before reinstatement of the heads of Universities established by the former president, Goodluck Jonathan might be another reason why President may consider Mr. Adamu as a goner.

3. Minister of Youths and Sports : Solomon Dalung: The comrade and 'esprit de corp' Minister, who his known with his identity of wearing red beret 'cap' to functions and events which many believed might be linked to an occult group.

Without public opinion and outcry, everything portray to the inability of this Minister to make the nations proud in Sporting activities.

The pulling out of Nigerian sport ministry to provide a befitting burial arrangement for the late Super Eagles coach, Samson Siasia, the alleged report of Rio Olympics team to find their ways to Rio, inability of Team Nigeria to fly to various competition owing to visa issues, ticketing other embassies' stress accrued to the office of the Honourable Minister of Sports.

If Nigeria and Nigerians want to make a landmark strike in the sporting world, then Mr. Solomon Dalung might be a -no – go area for Mr. Buhari when considering dropping Ministers or changing his cabinet.

4. Minister of Industry, Trade And Investment: Okechukwu Enelemah: According to Minister of Finance, Mrs. Kemi Adeosun during her meeting with the Nigerian Senate before recess, she said the Nigeria economy is technically in 'Recession'. What did means is that President Muhamamdu Buhari needs to gear up in doings and ensure that he has a viable team members that can salvage the economic or better put, that can rescue the dying economy from total collapse.

Trade and Investment should be one of the rescue to the dilemma currently facing the present administration and the Minister and his team needs to ensure that their works and activities project the nation towards economic progression.

5. Minister of Niger Delta Affairs: Usani Uguru: With the recent crisis rocking the Delta region, coupled with the blasts of oil installations, Mr. Uguru hasn't been pro-active enough to step up his game with the Niger Delta Militants.

The president do not only need a versatile Minister in this ministry but someone that can talk down the Militants and a closer person to this region.

6. Minister of Science and Technology: Ogbonnaya Onu: The ministry of Science and technology is an evolving portfolio that needs the hands of young, talented and professional mind that can move with the global trend in technological advancement. Mr. Onu might not be living to the expectation at the moment and the President may replace him soon.

7. Minister of Women Affairs: Aisha Alhassan: Everything has pointed in one direction for the APC governorship aspirants in Taraba at the last general elections, Hajia Alhassan, common known as Mama Taraba. For the fact that Mama spent over 5 months of his ministerial position at battling with treatment at the foreign land. There is need for President Buhari to do more at appointing those capable and can really take the country to dream and aspiration of the President if only, there are not mere paper work.

In your own view, do you other Minister(s), you think President Buhari can do away with and get new and fresh mind on board? Lets have your views

Source: https://www.nigerianbulletin.com/threads/7-ministers-president-buhari-may-sack-soon.218542/

I am only seeing ministers that can never be sacked by buhari.#rename subject.Call me when Buhari sack them.

[quote author=dainformant post=48103996]Governor Ayodele Fayose's Stomach Infrastructure Train Monday evening again visited Aba Igbira, Federal Housing Area of Ado Ekiti and later had a stop over at Afao Ekiti, country home of the state governor.

This act is Clueless,Pls Fayose and advisers release the people. Period! .Hv they not been enslaved enough?

wowmenow:
IN THE THIRD PICTURE WHY IS OSIBANJO BEGGING TO SHAKE THE WHITE MAN

THIS VICE RESIDENT AND THE PRESIDENT DOES NOT LOOK CONFIDENT IN THEIR POST

I only saw an indian not a white!

agabaI23:
Yesterday I finished a work out routine and was having a break when I saw a lady spotting a low cut which I find really attractive on girls.
Had a little discussion and collected her number and promised to call her later. I had genuine intentions.

Because I saw her in a fitness arena, I felt she might be interested in swimming. So when I was going to swim in the evening, I asked her if she wanted to come along and swim with me. She said yea, I should pick her up somewhere opposite a supermarket.

I got there and waited a while before she appeared. She was now wearing a wig and I was like hmmmm?

Immediately after exchanging greetings, she said she wanted to shop. Wanted to buy so so perfumes and stuff and was looking at me to give her money. I looked at her and studied her as her value crashed and the interest plummeted. I asked her how much? She said 2-3K.

I gave her 3K and she added that she doesn't even have a bikini and bla bla.
I waited for her to finish her shoppin. When she came out, I did not care about what she bought. When she stepped into the car, I told her that I wanted to go alone since she had no bikini to swim with. She was like huh?? I said yea. Deleted her number immediately she stepped out.

Why do some ladies think that every guy that show interest is after their kitten and they start from the word go to extort as much as they can?

3k! A pot of soup wasted! ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, I am yet to hear your gain.

hopeforcharles:
Men I never knew we have beautiful analyatic minds in Nairaland. You are exceptional. Thanks I was actually liking the OP but u opened a facet I never thinked about, thank you.

You mean "thought about " Thank me now not later.

GossipHeart:
I won't fork her even with someone else's dick

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princeofpeace22:
http://punchng.com/breaking-indonesia-executes-three-nigerians-firing-squad/

WHAT IS SHOWING NIGERIA ON THEM.

ChangeIsCostant:
The heart of man is desperately wicked. If this really happened, then there is a serious problem. This gruesome photos which are trending on Facebook -feature a woman whose hand was allegedly chopped off by her husband over infidelity. Alh Muhammed Ishaq Onifari who shared the pictures online wrote; Husband amputates wife, for unfaithful. But this punishment is much. O God!..

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/07/man-reportedly-amputates-wife-for.html

When is the movie coming out ?

buharisbae:
I know some people will come for my head but she isn't BEAUTIFUL!

Who is talking about beauty here! Beauty is in d Eyes of d ..................#completeit. African ladies attacking themselves since 400AD.His choice:-D