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Politics › Re: Godwin Obaseki Meets European Union Election Observers by MrHenshaw: 3:49pm On Sep 09, 2016

jrusky:
Nigeria and show of shame sometime I wonder how did we get independence in the first place because very soon foreign observer will be coming in for Local Govt election or even Councillorship election this is an insult not a celebration.

Every little thing foreign observer we no dey shame When are we going to be ourselves when please

So in our lives as Nigeria so there is nothing we can do on our own These were same people that went to station fighter army in Ghana should Gej refused to conceded the last election, this same people were the one that master minded the criminally cloning of voters card for the failure govt in power to manipulated things now see where they landed us.

We no dey shame at all

MY DEAR,THE OBSERVERS HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH A COUNTRY BEEN INFERIOR OR SUPERIOR.D ARE LIKE A THIRD EYE.THEY ARE NOT MEANT TO INTERFERE WITH TUE ELECTORAL BODY OF THE SAID NATION.A DELEGATION FROM NIGERIA CAN GO TO A COUNTRY THAT IS POLITICALLY AND ECONOMICALLY RICHER.

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Politics › Re: Godwin Obaseki Meets European Union Election Observers by MrHenshaw: 3:39pm On Sep 09, 2016

herzern:
I'm a South-Westerner....

Buh.....I think dah ehrm...ehrm...Pastor Ize-Iyamu looks more composed.....

Shaa #VoteWisely.........

MY DEAR,ALL THE COMPOSED POLITICIANS LEFT US LIKE THIS,I EVEN BELIEVE THE MORE COMPOSED,THE MORE CRIMINAL MINDED.

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Phones › Re: Lady Who Posed On Top Of A Car Becomes A Laughing Stock Online - Photos by MrHenshaw: 3:33pm On Sep 09, 2016

[quote author=dainformant post=49207740]This lady who deemed it fit to pose for a picture on a parked car in her area -has become a topic of discussion online.. The young lady who appeared to be on her way out (judging from her attire) -couldn't resist taking a picture which she shared online.

And as expected, online users couldn't also resist making a mockery of the "awkward" picture pose... See below

Source; http://www.nationalhelm.net/2016/09/young-lady-becomes-laughing-stock-after.html

HER OFFENCE IS NOTHING BUT BEING AN AFRICAN WOMAN ON SUCH POSE,D SAME POSE BEYONCE,JESSICA BIEL,RIHANNA,KIM KARDASHIAN ETC WILL DO AND IT WILL BE TRENDING.
PLS FREE OUR OUR AFRICAN QUEENS.

Politics › Re: Buhari To Reduce His 10 Presidential Jets – Presidency by MrHenshaw: 1:07pm On Sep 09, 2016

id911:
This liar called Buhari has started another campaign again. Was this not this same buhari that told Nigerians during the campaign period he'd convert most of the presidential aircrafts into a National Airline immediately he wins election that the previous govt was wastefull in keeping about 12 aircrafts in the presidential fleets? Where is the National Airline he promised to establish? Maybe buhari has not won election yet; terrible liar

My dear u don't wake up to float a National carrier.It is not impossible but not as easy as u say it.A lot of consultation and national image lobbying involved irrespective of the government in power.

Romance › Re: Another Nairaland Wedding In The Offing by MrHenshaw: 12:33pm On Sep 09, 2016

[quote author=Berlyn post=49207365]complete it [/quote

Pls help complete it !

Romance › Re: Another Nairaland Wedding In The Offing by MrHenshaw: 12:31pm On Sep 09, 2016

godwin34:
Yes we are all Nairalanders and we met here. Thanks for your warm wishes. Wish you same.

Her Account name or Adonbilivit! HML Tho.

Car Talk › Re: Have Kids Ever Written Crazy Stuffs On Your Car ? by MrHenshaw: 7:44am On Sep 09, 2016

MrRichy:
its annoying when someone scratches your car, talk more of a kid.

woke up this morning and decided to go clean the car.
what i saw shocked me

one crazy kid had written his full name(surname included) all around the car's body. am currently thinking on what to do to him if i catch him.

so have kids ever written crazy stuffs on your car ? share you experiences.

our Oga Lalasticlala, share your experiences too

Since he has written his full name,just do change of ownership straight away.No doubt your car has black colour.And makes black board for him.

Romance › Re: Man Buys Condoms From His Ex-Girlfriend To "Punish Her" by MrHenshaw: 7:37am On Sep 09, 2016

jamesibor:
Young Man Vows That His Ex "Will Never Find Inner Peace" And Then Does This- Pic

Hahaaaha,Kikikikikiki. No ,just wait until she starts to order male sex enhancer through u.U r yet to meet die hard bae.Beta get a life l beg n move on.

Politics › Re: FG Inaugurates Water Project In Otuoke, Bayelsa by MrHenshaw: 5:44pm On Sep 08, 2016

Olukat:
Lord save us from APC This project was on before PGEJ left office

And what happened ?

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Phones › Re: 14 Things You Can Buy Instead Of The Iphone 7 by MrHenshaw: 5:38pm On Sep 08, 2016

diva90:
I want to believe this is for humour
Can 400k really buy someone a plot of land? If so, I am interested
As for the other options I would pick an iPhone 7 instead? Why? Because it's an investment. When you are done using the phone, u can still sell it and get back atleast half of what you bought the phone for. I bought my iPhone 6 for $500, I can still sell the phone today and get back atleast $300 - $350. But if I go Dubai for a weekend or stay in oriental hotel for 3 nights with that money, the money is gone forever!
It's all about being wise!

U r right tho if nothing happens like theft and any form accident except u hv insurance.

Food › Re: Man Beats Goat For Eating His Jollof Rice (pics, Video) by MrHenshaw: 3:55pm On Sep 08, 2016

Ne0w1zarD:
Lol, Watch this hilarious video of this Nigerian man angrily beating hell out of a "goat", just for eating his jollof rice.

The goat too suppose know say Nigeria is in bad shape na... this kind condition wey people dey chop grass, na "Jollof" you dey chop..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMtujeVSL4w

come save this goat o

And where is the jollof rice.Ru sure it's not the other way.LOL

Christianity Etc › Re: Ejection Drama: Paul Enenche's Family Speaks by MrHenshaw: 1:12pm On Sep 08, 2016

chxe:
Why does this look like something a lawyer wrote?

R lawyers not suppose to write it?Do i want a doctor to write it.Take d write-up and leave d writer.

Celebrities › Re: Genevieve Nnaji shares NO-MAKE UP Pic, Blasted By Some Fans (PHOTOS) by MrHenshaw: 11:46am On Sep 08, 2016

Ipisi:
Genevieve Nnaji shares NO-MAKE UP Pic, gets ugly reaction from some Fans (PHOTOS)
Nigeria Award winning actress Genevieve Nnaji shared a no make picture via her Instagram account but got some really bad reactions from some fans.

https://www.instagram.com/p/BKDX2XFAfdN/?taken-by=genevievennaji&hl=en

Genny i know d pix @ almost 2decades ago.Unveiling d achieves and people are spewing rot.........Keep keeping mute while d keep fooling.....!

Phones › Re: Real Pictures Of Iphone 7 by MrHenshaw: 7:45am On Sep 08, 2016

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Sugarcious:
All those girls that lost their virginity for iphone6 I hope you'll sell your kidney for this one..

Sugarcious:
All those girls that lost their virginity for iphone6 I hope you'll sell your kidney for this one..

Sugarcious:
All those girls that lost their virginity for iphone6 I hope you'll sell your kidney for this one..

U are on point,by d time Apple gets to iPhone 15,nothing will be left 4dem to donate except their soul.D western world enslaving Africa since 1600BC.

Christianity Etc › Re: House Of Rainbow Celebrates 10th Anniversary (photos) by MrHenshaw: 11:48am On Sep 05, 2016

UrennaNkoli:
Homosexuality should be legalized . Everyone has the right to chose whatever he/she wishes to have a romantic affair with.

Ok.D speaker was even faceless.Why UK or outside Nigeria.

Politics › Re: Alamieyeseigha’s Chelsea Hotel In Abuja Rots Away by MrHenshaw: 10:41am On Sep 05, 2016

Bolustic:
http://thenationonlineng.net/alamieyeseighas-n2-8b-hotel-rots-away-abuja/

PDP 16 YEARS OF MISMANAGEMENT OF NATIONAL FUND BROUGHT US TO THIS TORTURE. I CANNOT JUDGE THEM BUT I LAUGH WHEN PEOPLE THINK PDP WILL BE BACK AND STRONGER.THE WORD OF GOD SAYS WHATEVER U SOW U SHALL REAP.D WICKED MUST NOT GO UNPUNISHED.I ALSO KNOW THAT MOST OF THE POLITICIANS ARE NOW IN APC AND OTHER PARTIES,GOD KNOWS HOW TO IDENTIFY THEM AND THEIR FAMILIES/COHORTS.U CAN RUN BUT U CANNOT HIDE. I AM NOT EVEN SUPPORTING "APC" OR ANY OTHER POLITICAL PARTY BCUS D SAME DECLARATION GOES TO EVERY POLITICAL PARTY THAT FEELS THEY CAN TRAMPLE ON THE MASSES AND GO FREE. MILLIONS ARE DYING EVERY DAY IN POVERTY,POOR HEALTH MANAGEMENT, JOBLESSELNESS,HOPELESSNESS. DOES IT MAKE ANY SENSE YOUR FATHER IS WEALTHY BUT U BEG TO FEED DAILY (GIANT OF AFRICA).YOUNG BRIGHT GRADUATES ARE LIVING IN UNCERTAIN TOMORROW.
GOD IS WATCHING!!!.

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Celebrities › Re: Unoaku Anyadike Receives Chieftaincy Title In Anambra (photos) by MrHenshaw: 9:57pm On Sep 04, 2016

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Airforce1:
Sometimes when I look at the beauty of igbo women, I beats my chest and say "Thank you Lord for creating me Igbo"

Congrats Miss Chief

Airforce1:
[b]Sometimes when I look at the beauty of igbo women, I beats my chest and say "Thank you Lord for creating me Igbo"

Congrats Miss Chief

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Airforce1:
Sometimes when I look at the beauty of igbo women, I beats my chest and say "Thank you Lord for creating me Igbo"

Congrats Miss Chief

Do you mean "Mischief" ?

Celebrities › Re: Tiwa Savage Goes Swimming With Jamil [PICS] by MrHenshaw: 12:12pm On Sep 03, 2016

raebox:
Who's tiwa savage?

FTC sha. dedicated to my borner

Make cold no enter that pikin body oo,na that time u go know say e get papa.

Food › Re: Local Rice Hits Lagos Market For N14,000 (Photos) by MrHenshaw: 12:04pm On Sep 03, 2016

unite4real:
I think the problem is when they inscribe the word LOCAL on the bag. Why don't they just write the names of our locally milled rice without emphasizing "local or stone free".

I have never seen an imported rice where the word FOREIGN is written on it. So why the word LOCAL?

It is written "Local" because of d nutritional importance and for the internalisation of our produce.D producers are very proud of their product.D same way the Americans call some of their Products "America Specification or "Spec".For d benefits of those that care to know,LOCAL rice has come to stay.#Thank me later

Celebrities › Re: Jidenna Visits His Primary School In Enugu by MrHenshaw: 9:52pm On Sep 02, 2016

ohzee:
It was all smiles, excitement and happiness as the staff, children, old students and parents of Justine-Thomas Kindergarten and Primary school Enugu welcomed their pioneer student Jidenna when he came calling to visit his alma mater. The star was nostalgic as he remembered how he played in sand during his early years in the school. He remarked that the solid foundation the school gave him was instrumental to his success. He advised the students to hold on to their dreams passionately. One of the pioneer teachers was there as well to welcome him.

D lady with a shattered phone screen should be a "JONAH-LIST".D phone should be strictly for jungle/hustle.

Family › Re: Things Responsible Men Do When Their Partner Is Pregnant -bamisepeters' Blog by MrHenshaw: 5:35pm On Sep 02, 2016

[quote author=Nodejs post=49016743]lol..@ They turn woman to pet

I never remember my father robbing my mamas legs during pregnancy[/quote

Dat was d analogous marriage.And it worked for them.Try it now! and Thank me later.

Education › Re: Graduate Sold Akamu To Sponsor Herself In University (pic by MrHenshaw: 4:50pm On Sep 02, 2016

soberdrunk:
Which type of "akamu", the same type everybody dey drink? They should just say "she worked hard and put herself through school". Do you know how much "akamu" you have to sell to afford university education in Nigeria? No need for the excess exaggeration abeg! YES AM A CYNIC!!!

It is very possible.Just leave her daily gain to be at least 2k,then multiply by at least 25days in a month.What do think is d salary of a starter graduate in most federal government establishment.Also she is in a federal university and living in Benue state.
(Moderate lifestyle).Quote me!With this little analysis,i can tell u she will be very okay.U can do d research yourself.

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Business › Re: When Naira Still Had Value! Just Imagine.. by MrHenshaw: 4:37pm On Sep 02, 2016

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prevail23:
Good afternoon everyone..
So i was going through some of my dad's files and i came accross some lists,items used for his late mum's burial and a house he built...
I was so suprised to see 1COW=#250..5FOWL=#10..
What!!!..

Quickly submit the document to National Gallery of Arts.Don't say i didn't tell you.

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Autos › Re: Nigerian Manufactures Solar Powered Tricycle (keke-napep) by MrHenshaw: 3:58pm On Sep 02, 2016

lanre316:
I don't understand the innovation in this. Is it the solar panel that has already been invented or the keke napep invented years ago.

If I attach a solar panel to water-pumping machine, would you call that innovation.

Nigerians sha. If you want to see innovation go and see what secondary school students in Japan are doing.

U can start something on your own.Don't condemn,his effort is Commendable.Every research is open ended,so you are free to understudy what he did,then continue from wherever he stopped or where u hv interest.D Japanese u are using as examples don't destroy upcoming project/inventors.Moreover Nigeria and Japan is not mate in all circumstance except population.D hv never been under bondage(foreign rule).We know our Post colonial leaders are not committed to the citizens wellbeing but we can't continue to destroy our individual effort.Well-done ENGR. ASTON.

Politics › Re: Governor Ortom And His Commissioners Eating In A Village Kitchen (PIX) by MrHenshaw: 2:43pm On Sep 02, 2016

Isoni:
Buy Nigeria, Grow Nigeria

Na only him mouth bottle water dey sweet?

I hope you will not say when "it happens" that he is a dull and careless governor.Don't forget that your greatest enemy is the members of your household.

Celebrities › Re: Monalisa Chinda And Husband Ride On Donkeys At Their Wedding In Greece by MrHenshaw: 1:12pm On Sep 02, 2016

Richy4:
What she was riding looks like a donkey...

Why go to Greece just to ride a Donkey when Fulani guys would have made it grand for her by organise a lot of it for her and for her brides maid in Nigeria...

At Least #buynigeria#patronisenigeria#

Jokes Etc › Re: Hilarious News Headline About The Yesterday's Eclipse by MrHenshaw: 12:27pm On Sep 02, 2016

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Badtman:
Though seems its getting difficult to make folks laugh these days.

Today news headlines

1. Missing eclipse: PDP calls for Buhari’s resignation

2. The past Administration is responsible for the missing eclipse, Lai Mohammed

3. EFCC traces missing eclipse to ex governor account.

4. Eclipse is not acceptable in Ekiti state, Governor Fayose

5. Missing Eclipse: Another move to Islamise Nigeria, Fani Kayode

6. CAN sends strong warning to presidency over missing eclipse

7. We are responsible for the missing eclipse- Niger Delta Avengers

8. Release our captured members and we will release the eclipse, Boko Haram tells Nigerian Army.

9. Government does not have constitutional right to withhold eclipse - Lawyers

10. Missing eclipse affected our performance at the Olympic games - sports Minister

11. Four arrest have been made over missing eclipse - Police

12. Presidency will not probe the missing eclipse - Adesina

13. Nigerians will experience monthly eclipse if we are voted in 2019- PDP

14. Sheriff and Markafi faction disagrees over missing eclipse

15. Dogara padded the missing eclipse in the budget - Jubrin

16. We left about 58 eclipse in the federation account, Okonjo Iweala replies APC

17. Missing Eclipse: I will speak at the appropriate time - Jonathan

18. PDP looted the eclipse for 16 years - Oshiomhole

19. We will borrow more eclipse to fill the gap- Finance Minister

20, The Eclipse is inconclusive - INEC

Please Laugh it Out

Ops,u forgot 2 bodies.

1.NLC THREATENS NATIONWIDE STRIKE OVER MISSING ECLIPSE.

2.NIGERIAN MEDICAL ASSOCIATION TO DOWN TOOLS AFTER 7DAYS ULTIMATUM TO FEDERAL GOVERNMENT TO TRACE MISSING ECLIPSE THAT IS CAUSING POOR HOSPITAL MANAGEMENT NATIONWIDE.

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Celebrities › Re: Omotola Jalade-Ekeinde And Her Family In US (photo) by MrHenshaw: 4:01am On Sep 02, 2016

loveourlagos:
Deep#

Politics › Re: Ganduje Flagsoff Disbursement Of N2b Free Interest Loan To 20,000 Kano People by MrHenshaw: 9:01pm On Sep 01, 2016

chie8:
His Excellency Dr Abdullahi Umar Ganduje OFR today flagged off the disbursement of 2 Billion naira Microcredit revolving interest free loan to 1st batch of 20,000 (Twenty Thousand) beneficiaries from the 44 local governments of the state.

It is also expected that additional 50,000 (fifty thousand) people will benefit from the loan indirectly as well. This scheme is aimed at creating a middle class in Kano State and will drastically reduce poverty and unemployment.

The loan which is from the Central Bank of Nigeria, which 60% of the beneficiaries will be women as it is part of the conditions stipulated by the apex bank.

Governor Ganduje also inaugurated the newly established Loan defaulters court comprising of three chief magistrates that will ensure the beneficiaries repay the loan so as to enable many more people of Kano State benefit from it as it is a revolving loan.

Salihu Tanko Yakasai
DG Media & Communications
Government House, Kano.
September 1st, 2016.

Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2016/09/kano-state-governor-ganduje-flags-off.html

Well done Ganduje.If judiciously put to use,within 5years u would have succeeded in reducing d crime rate in kano state by 10%.I wish other states can learn.

Celebrities › Re: Kunle Afolayan Explains To Mark Zuckerberg Challenges Faced By Nollywood (video) by MrHenshaw: 11:44am On Sep 01, 2016

[quote author=timidapsin post=48968705]Nollywood Actor and Filmmaker, Kunle Afolayan explaining the challenges faced by Nigeria filmmakers to the Facebook founder, Mark Zuckerberg after his meeting with the Nollywood members in Lagos, Nigeria
Watch! below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Mpyaufugo

Watch directly from youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o9Mpyaufugo

"Lollywood and clowns".U want to turn Mark to a Producer?He is purely an ICT Man /inventor ,no interest at all @"Grab your copy now".D gr8est challenge in d nollywood is the "woodpeckers"(Actors and Actresses).

Science/Technology › Re: Anullar Eclipes Pictured In Osun State By 7:15am Till Now. by MrHenshaw: 11:34am On Sep 01, 2016

montezz:
Anullar Eclipes Pictured In Osun State By 7:15am Till Now.

I can only see "Eclipse of the Sky".

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