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Is that all?

Lol make I no talk wetin dey my mind.. congrats

chichiana:
Another victim

From the look of the impact, the idiot go dey blast full speed for admiralty way? I'm sure na alcohol effect. How can you be speeding on Admiralty way? This is really painful.

Alvin70:
Nothing to pity because the car is clean all papers are check and the engine is bulletproof

My pity is based on you being a soldier bros

Alvin70:
Please oo my car have be giving out already please stop calling me I don’t know how to take down a post in this platform:but if any new car comes up we inform you guys thanks and have a bless full day

Chai!! I pity the driver

No comment

Wetin her husband go come chop when she marry? Women are scum

Even village people don tire for this woman matter

What's all this rubbish? I'm tired of this country.. my tired is tired

izzou:
Opay
Ofood
Ocab
Ohospital
Ouniversity


What is wrong with these people?

If them get money make dem do
OAirlines
O Housing
O Movies
O Sex
O Church

We the distinguished CoroBoys (Corrolla Party) we die here!!!

Hole kwa?

Na to go register am for uber or taxify

tojahh:
That's almost not true sir.


Mr. A buys a Toks corolla for 1.6m
Mr. B buys a Toks Honda Civic 1.2m

After 3 years if they are both on Ehailing either rental or HP. then Mr. B must have made two times his money while Mr. A will almost have made nearly one and half his. Then they decides to sell....

Mr. A sells for 1.1m
Mr. B sells for 600k


Difference is.... You know what's up.

Good point bro

izzou:
The engine of a Kia Rio is cheaper than that of a corolla
The engine of a civic is cheaper than that of a corolla
The engine of Ogun.vic's Peugeot is cheaper than that of a corolla

You can find out if you like

Boss I totally agree with you

Me just drop my 2cents incase anyone wants to buy a car for this work. Also, the second hand value of a corrolla is higher than all this brands you mentioned sir.

muyiwaadekunle1:
They said I reversed when i was about to mount Airport road bridge which was true as i was not working sure of the route to take to Anthony until a good Samaritan told me not to climb the bridge and descend back to take Gbagada expressway which i was about to do when they arrested me, i couldn't move forward neither can i reversed back.
Then i started begging, shed tears ,something i haven't done in 4 years. All my pleas fell in to deaf ears, they said they would tow my vehicle .
We deliberated back and forth and showed them how much i had left with me ,they grabbed it and let me off.
It wasn't funny as i cried all the way home. I couldn't eat my breakfast self.

I still dey road sha, already done like 6trips since i entered the road around 1pm.

Chin up bro, you are a MAN.. your mistake is not peculiar its normal. Just learn from it and try your best not to repeat the mistake.


P.S Corrolla is the best car for this job.. forget about the hype.. the car is a LEGEND!

A Corolla with 1k fuel will take you from ikeja to sangoteado to and fro..( even tho it's not advisable cos you might end up stressing the fuel pump) but which other brand can do that?

How much is the parts of a corrolla? Anybody that cares to listen.. do not buy Elantra or Civic.. hustle and buy a corrolla and thank me later

Make I no talk my mind sha...

peeps4u:
When did ogbenidipo start giving loan?

The guy is only known for CV reviews, which he doesn't even do freely. He charges for that.

He does bro.. if his story checks out. He just gave out a loan yesterday to start up a small scale business

Las las the dog go still collect bribe

She's so pretty like her mother back then.

Youngstar76:
Not very good in driving. Need to pay off my debt as d police n d owner of d shop h bought d equipments from gave me just 14 days more. I dnt jst knw wat to do. Im a music producer n i make money bt i cant raise 500k within such a short while, i make jst around 70-80k per month wen i had my equipments.
IM GETTING VERY DEPRESSED BAD. I NEED A LOAN. I WIL PAY BACK I SWEAR. WE CAN SIGN EVERYTIN WIT LAWYER OR POLICE

Ok then contact "@ogbenidipo" that's his Twitter contact. Send him a DM and he will disburse the funds to you, if you provide guarantors and your story checks out. But, you will pay back the money.. tell him instalmental payments not exceeding 6months

Youngstar76:
IM SORI TO POST THIS HERE. I KNW IT MAY NOT B D RYT PLACE. I NEED HELP SO BAD. IM DEPRESSED. MY MUSIC STUDIO EQUIPMENTS N LAPTOP GOT STOLEN. I BOUGHT D EQUIPMENTS ON HALF CREDIT TO START MY BUSINESS BARE 3 MONTHS AGO. NW I HAVE TO PAY D REMAING HALF. PLS HELP

Guy... go and register on uber/bolt..work and stop begging

This days na Yahoo boys go full jail... I hope they don't go in and form bigger gangs in the future. The govt should take note

pope191:
mothers r trying. Nothing cuts my mind when d door handle becomes toy but the 2 thing I've been thinking of way to treat now r dis windscreen cleaner, b4 jack deh don start to they Clean, I don't know why deh like to catch someone unaware, the freedom way little aboki's now have this habit of messing the car up once you don't settle them. The other once are this guys selling in traffic, the way deh hit d car so u can look towards dia direction is soh irritating.

Bro, watch out for those kids on freedom way. I nearly killed one when I caught her using blade to scrape a car infront of me cos the driver no give them money.
I always chase them away not to even near my car..

It's becoming a nuisance they are too much.. the local govt should pls take them off that side.

These ones still get sense pass out lazy naija yoots

tojahh:
Jaydee.... You don pass this level na. Leave am for small boys like us. Tell your friend to tell his friend to GBE BODI.

tojahh even dangote still dey find money

tojahh:
As school resumes. I got an offline to drop 3kids that lives in my compound off their school and back. 7:30/4pm.
Parents say they'd pay 40k monthly. But deal doesn't sound well with me for the following reason.

1. It will disturb my 5am morning runs.
2. What about when I'm not closed to their vicinity after close hour?
3. The mum said she'll go with them a few days because one of the kid is still very young. (1/5mnths). This means I'll bring her back before going my way.
4. The mum might want to stop stop and buy buy on the way as we journey to/from school.
5. 40k is not a big pay for such duty because the children school bus, they were paying 68k per child when it was just two of the kids in the school tho.
6. Uber/Bolt distance for the trip is 800. Hence to and fro for one month is 32k.


Now I don't know how to handle this. I haven't responded to their deal yet. Told them I'll get back to them.
How una see am?

Abeg which area be this? Asking for a friend

Make I no just talk

Nonsense and ingredients...pay up the balance and collect the car simple

tol8u:
Lmao- it wasn’t me - but I go like run this run ooo- I drive a Civic - Iyana Oworo to toll gate lets up the stake to 50k �

I no get 50k.. let's do 25k.. I drive a passat

In other news, abeg guys...let's always be cool to one another.. anytime I'm on the road and I see a corrolla, Camry, Elantra, in traffic I'm always happy to allow you to "enter my front" no hassles all of us dey this hustle. In my mind I be like " this guy fit dey nairaland" but today this morning along Admiralty way heading to the bridge. One corrolla boy nearly jammed me cos he dey do James bond. I was gobsmacked � like really? And there was traffic in front.

Funny enough I still beat him to the toll gate and waited just outside (no rider in my car tho, and so was his)

If you are the one? If you know say u wan run.. 25k bet sunday morning let's meet at iyana oworo first to reach lekki tollgate. Just respond and I'm game!

This is most idiotic and foolish post in nairaland..

Dear OP, your stupidity is humongous and I'm gobsmacked!

It's a video shoot for his new song called bolanle.. don't be fooled or moved.. Zlatan sef no get 5m cash...

Young ones..hustle legitimately don't let this artiste fool you