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Make I no laff

condemn:
See them, bunch of illiterates.

Mr Literate..how much they your Akant?

Na to go join police customs or FRSC be that... so money dey this thing?

donfortune48:
You should have explained to her the effect of low ratings on drivers.

I might lose my cool...that's why I ended the call.

On today's episode of girls are wicked.

Request came in on uber, I called and rider told me to pick up her mum and drop off at home.

Me and her mum got off to a good start, we chatted very well joked and laughed. Mama bought plantain chips for me and herself. We got to her house a quickly came down opened the door for her (gentleman) helped her with her bags to her gate.

Mama still tip me 1k although it was a card trip. I drove off.

Was chilling somewhere no requests so I decided to check my trips and rating I saw that my ratings dropped for 4.8 to 4.7.

I called the rider and asked politely why she gave me 3stars??

Rider: that's what I normally give drivers.
Me: I just ended the call. The annoying part is I gave her 5stars.

End of story

Na so..

Chai .. bad thots no go kill me

This one don mad finish

yusasiv:
He is mad.. The clubs that signed him are all mad.. The journalists involved are mad.. The young players who got him injured on bribe are also mad... Everyone is mad

You sef they mad..

Dem no dey finish?

Local Dog has lost its ability to Can.. infact its Can spoilt immediately after seeing this pic

Original fake... ABA boys don come back again..

Nonsense and booharry

They should pay this girls same or even higher wages than the men.

They have done very well..I'm so proud.

This old woman?

Ass licking going global

Nairaobserver:
This picture was snapped 13 Years ago

Lalasticlala

So what should we do about it?

murphyfada:
You don cum again...U wey no dey reply email. One of your email maybe the yahoo or gmail is not even Valid. No number or office address.

cheap scam.. what he really needs is the 2k each you all will pay for "registration"

2k x 100

Cash out

Look at that ass licker...

No be that yusuf guy be that? Make I no just talk wetin dey my mind

BAZ001:
Try law union n rock insurance
3rd party hit my car and just pictures of scene we showed dem and filled form. Next thing dey came to visit car at my Mecho shop and Negotiated price. Cheque was written in my favor not their client. Seamless
Well I'm not advertising for them just to let u know dt Nigerians are ignorant of how insurance operates

My car is on comprehensive insurance with mutual benefit people..I have never been involved in an accident..I pray I never do.

But u see all this little scratches here and there..side mirror scratches, bumper and fender.. e be like I go carry am go meet them make them fix am for me.. abeg am I qualified?

safarigirl:
why doesn't it add up?

You think investigation is free? Why should they waste tax payers money on someone that killed himself? Do you think people don't hsve demons inside them that push them to commit suicide?

My dear suicide cases are complicated. What if he was forced at gun point to write the letter and then he was given something to commit suicide? In a developed country investigations will be conducted.

The police should investigate properly.. the story doesn't add up

dapotemi:
Guys be careful as u drive around. Around 9pm on 3MB bridge yesterday I was robbed. About twenty of us were stopped. I was coming from d island inward oworo. I notice some traffic while climbing d bridge but I thought its d usual traffic. This guys get mind, they were not in a hurry, I have a decoy phone on board but I quickly tot that its too dangerous, this guys were not in a hurry, they were checking everything one after another for more than 20 mins. Windscreen were shattered but I was jus lucky. Immediately I notice they were breaking windscreen, I jus jejely open up. They were moving from car to car to bus. About 12 cars were broken, they even remove some brainbox right there. I wanted to give them a bad phone but the risk is too MUCH! I gave them my phone, I was still posing with did phone on this thread in my last post. At the end, they still went away with two cars, a venza and a corolla. Guys, let's be careful, prayerful and don't RISK too much. Looking forward to get a phone did morning, so that did weekend won't pass me buy, I was prepared for it. The tin pain me sha. I got d phone recently but I thank God.

Wow..that's some crazy shit.. this country is a shithole! Imagine? No security... what a country we live in... Imagine having to loose your car or brainbox this Sallah period or anytime..

Allahisgreat880:
Watch few video in the link below

Who posted this rubbish here? Nairaland is now a joke!!

dru23:
Unfortunately I can't drive 5 cars[color=#000000][/color][b][/b] and counting by myself... those who will work will work , those who will make it ,will make it ,those who are bad ,will be bad ,those who are poor ,will be poor etc life continues

So na 5 cars you dey always call "fleet

Chai.. pepper enter my eye.

I couldn't resist it..na joke ooh

Quick one.. pls how much for corrolla 03 shaft? Or anyone I contact that stays on the mainland..

ofime123:
but why are people afraid of lastma? if u didn't commit any traffic offence why should u be afraid because Ayam not understanding.

Are u a learner? Do you know some places in Lagos their "one-way" is time based?

Experience is the best teacher

I passed there enroute Airport..those Lastma guys are not playing..I just jejely displayed my SM/FRSC cap me sef fit arrest lastma official

BigBudi:
Hi people. Please I hailed a guy, Uber. He called and asked where I was going I told him. Ilupeju to Festac. He said "ha, cancel" and hung up. He was just 2 minutes away. And refused to pick his call. And he didn't cancel until like 7 mins later Now I've been charged N400.

U should have just cancelled and request another.. if he says he can't goto festac he must have his reasons.

No yansh sef.. wetin Adamu no go see for suya spot

Wack