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Celebrities / Re: Davido's Fan Gifts Him N1.6 Million After Meeting The Singer At Dubai Mall (vide by Mrlouis: 9:36pm On Nov 17, 2021
AND HERE I THOUGHT ILEGENDD WOULD DO SOMETHING. WHERE IS HE BTW?
Celebrities / Re: #1MillionNairaChallenge: Davido Gets Over ₦120 Million From Friends Within Hours by Mrlouis: 9:31pm On Nov 17, 2021
Nichotivity1:
and here am I, being to broke to be happy.

who can put a smile on my face please?


0151715164

GTBank

PUT A SMILE ON YOUR OWN FACE BY YOUR OWN SELF WITH YOUR OWN HANDS BY HUSTLING.

SHALOM

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Celebrities / Re: #1MillionNairaChallenge: Davido Gets Over ₦120 Million From Friends Within Hours by Mrlouis: 9:29pm On Nov 17, 2021
standout5:

You're right � I pray that the good lord should give my life a positive turnaround so I can be a blessings to others.

AMEN. BUT QUIT BEGGING ONLINE. YOU CAN'T SUSTAIN YOURSELF THAT WAY. SWALLOW PRIDE AND HUSSLE DIRTY.
SHALOM
Celebrities / Re: #1MillionNairaChallenge: Davido Gets Over ₦120 Million From Friends Within Hours by Mrlouis: 9:20pm On Nov 17, 2021
vivaciousvivi:

It wasn't a story, so no plot attached.
Foo.lish talk!
ITS EVEN SUPER STORY. BECAUSE IT WOULD RATHER BE FOOLISH OF YOU TO WANT TO CHANGE YOUR CIRCLE OF FRIENDS WHEN YOU HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER THE PROPOSED ONES. SO THEY OUGHT TO CHANGE YOU EVEN.

A F0OL'S TALE

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Celebrities / Re: #1MillionNairaChallenge: Davido Gets Over ₦120 Million From Friends Within Hours by Mrlouis: 9:16pm On Nov 17, 2021
standout5:
Make person help my life abeg. A swear to God almighty, na garri i dey drink for like 3 days now.
3071871038
Firstbank.
Anything will be highly appreciated.

NA YOUR MATES DEY SEND DAVIDO 1M. BETTER BORROW AND DO SAME grin
Celebrities / Re: #1MillionNairaChallenge: Davido Gets Over ₦120 Million From Friends Within Hours by Mrlouis: 9:15pm On Nov 17, 2021
vivaciousvivi:
Driving home, it was reported on the radio it had reached N82Mn. Na wa N120Mn! I need to change my circle of friends grin

PLOT TWIST: YOUR CIRCLE OF FRIENDS NEED TO CHANGE YOU ASAP grin

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Technology Market / Re: The Xiaomi Thread Store by Mrlouis: 7:37pm On Nov 17, 2021
ANYONE WITH PRICE DETAILS ON THE MI PAD 5. AND IS AVAILABLE IN THE COUNTRY
Health / Re: Please Help!! I Have A Growth On My Forehead (pics Attached) by Mrlouis: 1:53pm On Nov 17, 2021
YOU JUST GOT YOURSELF KELOIDAL PAPULES AKA KELOIDS. VERY STUBBORN AND RECALCITRANT GROWTH KNOWN TO MANKIND AFTER CANCER.

I ALWAYS TELL MY BOYS, BUY YOUR PERSONAL CLIPPER AND USE NOT PUBLIC ONES.

YOU BETTER START TREATING IT NOW MOSTLY BY SURGERY/APPLICATION OF FORMALDEHYDE OR IT STARTS TO SPREAD OR ENLARGE

SORRY OO

NA SO PAPA CHINEDU OWN BEEN START THAT YEAR. NOW THE BACK OF HIM HEAD AND NECK DON FULL AND HE DEY ALWAYS WEAR SHIRT WITH VERY BIG COLLAR TO COVER AM UP grin grin grin

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: So I Got A Job by Mrlouis: 5:32pm On Nov 13, 2021
ignis:


Thank God for the job.
Since you've gotten a job, next agenda is to enroll for English class.

Thanks

CONGRATULATE HIM OR STFU AND MOVE ON, QUIT THE HOUNDING. HE ISN'T THE REASON FOR YOUR FRUSTRATIONS IN LIFE. JEEZ!!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Should I Quit My Fuel Station Attendant Job And Focus On My Online Business? by Mrlouis: 8:59am On Nov 12, 2021
OL THESE FORMATS DON CAST NAW. UNA NO DEY UPGRADE SEF? HABA TRY TO SCAM WELL NAW. AT LEAST MAKE 50 PEOPLE FALL MUGU NOT THIS "I SHOOT BIRD, THE MAMA FLY AWAY" STORY
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: . by Mrlouis: 5:06pm On Nov 10, 2021
DEY FOOL YA SELF DEY WHINE HERE. PERSON WEY DEY SIP COLD CHIVITA WITH ASSORTED MEAT DEY LAUGH READING DIS THREAD. BETTER LICK YOUR WOUNDS AND MOVE ON.

SOMETIME BACK I CREATED A THREAD TO WARN PEOPLE HERE ABOUT ONE SCAMMER SELLING LAPTOPS AT VERY CHEAP PRICES, THEY FLAUNTED IT AND TWO PEOPLE FELL MUGU AND CAME BACK TO ASK ME WHAT THEY WILL DO. EACH OF THEM LOST 60K.

I GAVE THEM THE INSULTS OF THEIR LIVES

YOU WANNA GET YOUR MONEY BACK HUH? YOU HAVE TO TURN BACK THE HAND OF TIME AND AVOID GETTING SCAMMED. THATS THE ONLY WAY
Family / Re: What I Found In My Grandma's Wooden Box(pictures) by Mrlouis: 10:30pm On Nov 03, 2021
pyyxxaro:
Indomie kids would be wondering



Omooor see 10 10kobo grin


I remember when one kid in our church swallowed 50kobo coin

Full church scatter


Thank God everything went well




Albert Macaulay’s moustache and eyebrow cool


Albert Einstein kor, Alubarika ni.
Health / Re: Help: My Girlfriend Is Suffering From Post Traumatic Stress Disorder by Mrlouis: 10:16pm On Nov 03, 2021
JUST TWO FOOLS.
Phones / Re: How I Was Almost Killed By Lightening While Charging My Phone!! by Mrlouis: 2:40pm On Nov 03, 2021
DSC7:
It was raining yesterday and Fortunately Nepa refused to take light.....

I was Charging my phone and surfing the Internet when the Lightening struck.....

What saved me was my phone that dropped off my hands, i would have been gone by now....

My vision became blurry while my legs and hands went numb.....

Have anyone experienced such?

And what should be the first Aid treatment?..


YOU ARE INDEED LUCKY THIS TIME. ANAYO THE DREADED MAN IN YOUR VILLAGE WAS DISTRACTED BY NATURE'S CALL WHILE ATTEMPTING TO INVOKE THAT THUNDER ON YOU.

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Business / Re: CBN Releases Guidelines For Enaira by Mrlouis: 9:34am On Oct 26, 2021
post=107066148:
Anything to move our darling nation forward is all we want.

Many sane and hardworking Nigerians are optimistic as Africa's largest economy gears up to launch the continent's first central bank-backed digital currency, the eNaira.
Authorities hope to tap into the popularity of cryptocurrency so it can better monitor digital currency transactions, curb black market trading in the paper naira and also help integrate millions of Nigerians into banking.

It is going to make cross border payments easier and it is going to make it easier for the naira to be widely used and accepted.
So, Nigeria is gradually getting to the point where cryptocurrency is seen as an unstoppable force."

The eNaira will promote blockchain technologies like cryptocurrency, which Central Bank authorities banned in back in February, citing its volatility and investment risk for citizens.

The CBN then promised to provide a safer alternative - the eNaira.
Authorities and experts say the eNaira will ease monetary transactions and improve long-term value for Nigeria's currency, compared to its paper counterpart, which has hit its lowest value since 2003.
The CBN also says the eNaira saves on printing and distribution costs for cash.

The eNaira will also help address money laundering and corruption.
Everything built on blockchain is very safe and secure.
Another thing again is it's universal, parts of the benefits they intend to achieve with the eNaira is it will be used for both international and local trade and also it's going to be to fight corruption,.


A better Nigeria is all we want.
Nigeria will be great again in our lifetime.
God bless Nigeria.


You've said it all.
God bless you and yours.

I WONDER WHO COME ASK YOU FOR ALL THESE LONG EXPLANATIONS. WHO YOU DEY EXPLAIN GIVE
Romance / Re: I Have Met Autochick4u In Person. by Mrlouis: 3:47pm On Oct 25, 2021
I NO UNDERSTAND? UNTO WETIN? IS THE PERSON HANDICAPPED OR PHYSICALLY IMPAIRED? WHAT IS THE RATIONALE BEHIND VERIFYING HER?

SO MAKE EVERYBODY SEND THEIR SALARY OR WHAT?

IF YOUR REASON IS TO ACCRUE FINANCIAL ASSISTANCE TO HER ACCOUNT, YOU MUST BE A JOKER.
FYI, I HAVE MET FEW PEEPS WHO WERE LIMPING SOME BLIND IN ONE EYE, SOME EVEN SICKLY YET EKE OUT A LIVING. THEY DO NOT BEG NOR SEEK AID EXCEPT GIVEN PLEASE Y'ALL CUT THIS CRAP.

EVERYDAY I SEE FUNNY PERSON'S HERE ASKING FOR AID TO FEED "IMAGINARY HUNGRY KIDS", NOW VERY FEW ARE REAL, MOST ARE A RUSE.
I'D RATHER WALK INTO A MOTHERLESS BABY HOME AND HELP GENUINE PEOPLE THAN TRY TO DECIPHER WHO IS REAL AND WHO AIN'T IN HERE.

HOW CAN SOMEONE WHO IS PHYSICALLY/MENTALLY FIT, HAS A SMARTPHONE, DATA SUBBED, A HOUSE TO LAY COMFORTABLY, EVEN SPEAKS AND WRITES ENGLISH FLUENTLY/COHERENTLY COME ON THE INTERNET TO BEG?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: An Opportunity To Live And Work In Canada!!! by Mrlouis: 3:50pm On Oct 22, 2021
grinSEE AS MEN DON WISE FINISH. NO BODY WAN FALL MUGU
Crime / Re: EFCC Arraigns Ngozi Olejeme, Former NSITF Chairman for Over ₦1Billion Fraud by Mrlouis: 3:37pm On Oct 22, 2021
post=106952124:
Common remove your hands covering your face criminal.

Guys, Say no to fraud and crime,
It bring reproach and shame to your family and friends.

Our Kobo.

You will see some online miscreants, criminals, thieves and fraudsters quoting this post now.
All of una no go die better for stealing people's hard earned sweat.
Ole,
Barawos,
Thieves.
Anuofias dem.

I HEAR SAY YOU NO DEY EVEN SEE VULTURES TO GRILL AGAIN SEF
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How A Highly Intelligent Lady Lost A Job Opportunity. by Mrlouis: 3:23pm On Oct 22, 2021
ONLY DELUDED FOLKS BELIEVE ALL THAT IS POSTED HERE
Health / Re: Help!! Fungi Is Spoiling My Face And Neck by Mrlouis: 6:36pm On Oct 17, 2021
TINEA VERSICOLOR. PROLIFERATES HIGHLY IN A HOT ENVIRONMENT.

KETOCONAZOLE CREAM AND TABLETS HIGHLY EFFECTIVE. ALSO WEAR LIGHT GARMENTS AND SHOWER REGULARLY,

ALSO CHANGE BATHING SOAP TO THE BLACK SOAP, DUDU OSUN. ITS EFFECTIVENESS IN TREATING ISSUES LIKE THIS IS AWESOME.

GOOD THING IT DOESN'T LEAVE A PERMANENT STREAK ON THE SKIN BUT IT CAN BE VERY EMBARRASSING ALL THE SAME

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Romance / Re: I Think I Took The Redpill Too Far, I Dont Recognise Myself Anymore by Mrlouis: 7:17pm On Oct 15, 2021
YOU HAVE SOCIAL DISORDER PROBLEMS, YOU HAVEN'T, AREN'T AND WILL NEVER BE A RED PILLER. THE TRP ARE MASTERS AT THEIR GAMES, ENJOYING ALL THAT LIFE BRINGS, YET ON GUARD TO PREVENT BEEN TAKEN FOR GRANTED. ONLY CLOWNS STAY LONELY.

WHATEVER YOU ARE, YOU HAVE CONFIDENCE ISSUES. SEE A SHRINK

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Health / Re: See What Fixing Of Nails Did To Me, Never Will I Fix Nails In This Life Again by Mrlouis: 12:48pm On Oct 13, 2021
maureensylvia:


I'm not even fat, my dp and some pics on my past posts says it all
Don't mind him cheesy

THOSE LEGS AND ADJOINING THIGHS ARE THICC
Health / Re: See What Fixing Of Nails Did To Me, Never Will I Fix Nails In This Life Again by Mrlouis: 12:44pm On Oct 13, 2021
udemzyudex:


Most Nigerians lack etiquette, you don't know if she's a chubby, fat or have health issues, you will just open your mouth waaa and saying nonsense or because you have a smartphone so you can post whatever you feel will make you happy.

Education is more than just collect a certificate ooo.

OH WRONG NAW. JUST BECAUSE SHE'S FAT AND MOST LIKELY UNAPPEALING DOESN'T MEAN HE SHOULD VOICE IT OUT SO LOUD

MAKE WE LEARN TO DEY TALK IN LOW TONE
Health / Re: See What Fixing Of Nails Did To Me, Never Will I Fix Nails In This Life Again by Mrlouis: 12:41pm On Oct 13, 2021
FAT AND UNAPPEALING *CRINGES*
Sports / Re: How Qatar Bought The 2022 World Cup, Bribed President Putin With Oil Deals (pix) by Mrlouis: 7:39pm On Oct 10, 2021
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Sports / Re: How Qatar Bought The 2022 World Cup, Bribed President Putin With Oil Deals (pix) by Mrlouis: 7:39pm On Oct 10, 2021
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Politics / Re: Chiwetalu Agu: Army Release Statement On Why Nollywood Actor Was Arrested by Mrlouis: 3:34pm On Oct 08, 2021
zoedew:

Your post just showcases the inability to recognise sarcasm in a given literary piece and www can see who deserves to be pitied here!! Think twice before pressing the submit button. Good day!

SARCASM MY FOOT. YOUR INITIAL POST CLEARLY SHOWED YOU HAD NO ATOM OF UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORD "COURT-MARTIAL" WHICH EXPLICITLY CONCERNS NON-CIVILIANS PRECISELY THE MILITARY.

YOU ARE INDEED SARCASM PERSONIFIED tongue
Politics / Re: Chiwetalu Agu: Army Release Statement On Why Nollywood Actor Was Arrested by Mrlouis: 1:14am On Oct 08, 2021
zoedew:
I guess he will be court-martialled! Truth is, no law is good law that says you cannot express yourself so long as you are not indecent and violent about it. What is in the colour? Is it recognised by the UN as the symbolic representation of an independent State within the Nigerian State? What is Nigeria afraid of! The concept of Nigeria as one Nation has clearly been a ruse. It is a desirable way to go for me but not when it is a ruse! Many must be wondering when the Nigerian Army became a Police outfit! A good legal team should be put in place for his defence. The Nigerian Army has failed serially at stamping out terrorism threatening the territorial integrity of Nigeria (their primary duty). If care is not taken they will have a guerrilla war on their hands. No conventional Army does good fighting an unconventional war such as guerrilla. Ask US about the Vietnam experience. At the mention of Nam many Vietnam vets will pee in their pants and nurse PTSD all over again!

HE WILL BE COURT-MARTIALED?? FOR REAL? HONESTLY I PITY YOU AND ALL THOSE WHO DONATED LIKES TO YOUR POST
Romance / Re: . by Mrlouis: 7:46pm On Oct 02, 2021
THIS CLASS OF SIMPS ARE USUALLY DESTROYED IN THE END. NO REDEMPTION

I'M STILL IN SHOCK

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Travel / Re: Accident That Claimed Nine Lives In Benin (Pictures) by Mrlouis: 12:56pm On Sep 22, 2021
richmond500:
This is one of the reason why I don't like front seat. Whenever I get a bus, I make sure I sit at the last seat opposite the driver, that's the safest place cos most accident comes through head to head collision, na person weh rush front seat deh first die

Las las na God deh save person sha but I deh try my own safety measures too



u sef reason the two scenario, u deh run go front, person weh deh follow u for back come jam u.

U deh run go front, another person run deh come in opposite direction come jam u, ur force and the person force force collide, which one fit give u minor injury?

DUDE, WHEN YOUR NUMBER IS UP, YOU'RE UP FOR REAL.

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