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Bertrand will see red. I am so sure. Just so rough.

You call this accident. Idiot. What will you call this one

I wish I could call this raccoon a basterd. If he was your father what will you say. It's not your fault, your village people are doing Mouth Action in your brain

amjoseph19:
Dear president buhari, I don't wish you ill, and I won't pray for your recovery. I JUST WISH YOU KARMA.

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My joystick gets hard For 6 hours if I eat Semovita

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ChappyChase:
Chanji don touch them

Na bad change be that ooo

So it's now a crime to borrow airtime and pay with my money and still feel the pain. Etisalat you no do well o

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The list doesn't stop there. I live at Christland in Ondo Town. Ask anyone to direct you to FFF estate. If light goes off, just give it 5 minutes top, we have light like 23 hours 30 minutes in a day. Accommodation is scarce here, some house get paid for even before completion due to competition.

See as men men dey transfer our money like say na boli and epa.Naira don suffer. I wonder how their children will live. Chai

kingthreat:
This case is becoming that of a misplaced priority. Whether the boss cheated or not, that is not the issue. Adultery is not against the law. Murder is and it should be investigated. That lekan man killed his wife out of his miserable anger. He had an option of leaving the marriage with his suspicions but he chose to be the jury judge and executioner. Let the law do the same on him and his wife whether unfaithful or not allowed to rest in peace.

Who are these people sef. Are u deaf. Autopsy will be out. What if she took excess viagra.Do you think its an easy job to thrash another womans pus**yy and she said her toto is paining her. Think Think Thnik

[quote author=tatucci post=45574730]hian! two times pounded yam in one day for someone who purportedly misses his dead wife. i guess people have their different ways of grieving sha! what a healthy appetite. And how can he claim he bought a car for the same person he is accusing of infidelity? Beats me... Story doesn't add up.[/quo
dumb head...Cant you read very well,he said the jeep is on sea,the incident just happened.If he shows his papers of purchase,he might be saying the truth...u

OCTAVO:
This is a mediocre comment! As long as he didn't steal or engage in any corrupt practice to get his 30k, he's free to spend it the way he likes without anyone querying him! OP, enjoy your life. But you can consider sharing with motherless babies, inmates, etc and GOD will reward you.

I wanted to say that you no get shipini sense but your last sentence saved you.He should give all the 30k to motherless children.I bet if he can do that.

What if she poisoned herself and the autopsy reveals that? If the autopsy comes out and shows us that she took drugs or poison,all the idiots saying rubbish here will close their mouth.I am not on this shonde side. But believe me, the day the man walked up on him making that call is the day she lost her life. No matter how proud or a cheat a woman is, if she can say to her husbands hear that a man bleeped her that her toto was on fire, she has lost her woman hood. She knew it was over whenshe was caught with the call, she might have taken something.
Has anyone ever thought of asking the children their own side of the story?
What if she was used for rituals by the oga at work?
What if she called the oga that her cover as been blown and that her husband will kill both of them and the man sends down boys to take her life and pick her phone?

Please think outside the box. I migt be correct but lets wait for the autopsy. You will see wonders.
All involved should be arrested. Even the oga that has the mighty rod of thorns bleeping every angle.

These are the kind of people that destroys this country. When people are looking for money to eat. Tomato is scarce.... You are looking for where to waste money. I wonder when Nigerians will learn. This is why we don grow

This is the news we want to hear. Where are the Wailers FC

The Nigerian National Petroleum Corporation, NNPC, said it paid N1.118 trillion into the Federation Account between April 2015 and March 2016.
In its monthly financial report for March, the agency said as part of the total, it paid N69.544 billion into the Federation Account in March. The money was from domestic crude oil and gas sold as well as other income.
It added that NNPC also recorded N107.826 billion revenue in March against N104.804 in February.
It said that the revenue rose marginally by 2.88 per cent, adding that the expenses of the corporation dipped by 12.92 per cent to N112.368 billion from N129, 034 billion recorded in previous month.
According to the report, the corporation also made a loss of N18.89 billion in the month under review.
It said the loss was an improvement from a deficit of N24.23 billion recorded in February.
A breakdown of the financial performance of its subsidiaries showed that the Nigerian Petroleum Development Company, NPDC, Integrated Data Services Limited, IDSL, and National Engineering and Technical Company Limited posted losses of N9.874 billion, N469 million and N69 million, respectively.
It reported that the Nigerian Gas Company recorded a profit of N5.155 billion.
“Kaduna, Port Harcourt and Warri refining companies recorded losses of N1.824 billion, N1.971 billion and N845 million, respectively, while the PPMC recorded a deficit of N923 million,” it added.
The report said that the deficit recorded by NPDC in February and March 2016 were due to production shut–in occasioned by vandalism of Forcados Export Line.
This, it said resulted in the loss of its entire revenue from crude oil sales of about ₦20 billion.

The report also put the combined value of output by the three refineries at import parity price in March 2016 at N22.93 billion, while the associated crude plus freight cost was N20.02 billion.
It said that this gave negative margin of N3.95 billion after considering overhead of N6.87 billion.
The report also said that a total of N85.66 billion was collected as sales revenue from white products sold by PPMC in the month of March 2016 compared with N85.23 billion collected in the previous month.
“Total revenues generated from the sales of white products for the period April 2015 to March 2016 stands at N775.90 billion where PMS contributed about 88.85 per cent of the revenues collected with a value of N689.41 billion.”
The NNPC recorded total export proceeds of $170.12 million in the month under review with crude oil export accounting for $98.31 million, while gas export accounted for $71.81 million.
On dollar payments to Joint Venture Cash Call, it said total export proceeds of $141.87 million were recorded in March, 2016 consisting of crude oil receipt of 88.36 million dollars.
It added that Liquefied Petroleum Gas, LPG, and Escravos Gas to Liquid, EGTL, recorded proceed of 1.52 million dollars and Miscellaneous receipts amounting to 51.99 million dollars.
“The drastic slump in total export receipt is largely due to shut in of about 300,000 barrel of oil per day (bopd) at Forcados Terminal following the force majeure declared by Shell Petroleum Development Company (SPDC) on 15th February, 2016.
“Hence, all un-lifted February and March cargoes were deferred until the repair is completed.”

charlesucheh:
There must be an Explanation for this...may be GOD had envisioned him being BANZUKED by gay men, and decided to Block his glory hole!! But seriously how would this child start Shiiting?

if the baby no shit for one week,he beta pass your shit wey no get nafdac mbrt

manu abeg open yansh now

matrix199:
The same Lord watched them as they suffocated.

That statement should grant your visa to hell. what a derogatory talk to the King of Kings. Apologize now

did I just see Dani Kayode. when I no get ⛽ for tank who he epp

Debit Alert na him I receive. Ha! Fed Govt na who you epp

the poster ahead is smoking ewuro leaf

The Department of Petroleum Resources (DPR) has sealed off three petrol stations in Nigeria’s Federal Capital Territory (FCT), Abuja, for selling petrol to customers above the approved pump price of 86 Naira 50 Kobo.



The zonal coordinator of the regulatory body, Mr Mohammed Musa, who led an inspection tour round the area councils of the FCT to check compliance, said the excuse by the petrol station managers that they bought the product above the selling price and not directly from the depots was not an admissible reason for defaulting.

He said the reason for not giving the products away to the customers free of charge, as done previously, was to avoid the risk of any casualties that might be recorded, as customers struggle to get the free product.

According to him, the inspection will continue until the resolution of the fuel crisis already causing Nigerians serious hardships.

Queues of motorcycles, tricycles known as Keke Napep, and other vehicles on roadsides around fuel stations have become a common sight in the FCT for nearly three months now.

But what is not a common sight is pump prices above the approved price, a development that had triggered the tour of some fuel service stations in major area councils of the FCT by the DPR to check compliance by petrol stations.

A fuel service station along the airport road in Abuja was selling petrol to customers at 150 Naira per litre and the DPR wasted no time in sealing it off.

Also in Gwagwalada, on the outskirts of Abuja, the fuel meter of a service station was adjusted to sell less petrol for more money. When measured by the DPR, a litre of fuel showed 1.49 litres on the metre of the dispensing pump. The station was also sealed off.

The zonal coordinator of the DPR said no excuse was admissible for short-changing customers or taking advantage of their suffering.

Also unacceptable to the regulatory body was sales of the product to persons who market them on roadsides with jerry cans.

They destroyed jerry cans found lined up for petrol and said plans must be made to arrest persons found selling the product illegally.

They said the compliance enforcement, which was also taking place across other states, would continue until the fuel crises was over, insisting that independent marketers must comply.

The Lagos State Police Command while raiding pipeline vandals and oil thieves operating in Festac area of the State, have recovered stolen petroleum products stored in polyethylene bags.

Operatives during their raid at Aquatira Area, 1st Avenue by 12 Road, recovered 3,600 litres of petroleum products suspected to be stolen.

According to a report by Daily Independent, the discovery was based on a tip off from members of the public who alerted the police on the activities of the vandals in the area.

Read the rest of the report below:




It was gathered that policemen from Area ‘E’ Police Command and Festac Police Station carried out the raid. It was however gathered that the vandals had abandoned the stolen products and fled by the time the police arrived.

A resident of the area said that the vandals had already escaped through the waterways, leaving about 3,600 litres of the stolen petroleum product behind by the time policemen got to the scene. A police source told Independent that: “Community policing led to the breakthrough. These vandals used to pump the fuel all through the night. They use transparent nylon-like leather bags to store the fuel.

"Each of the nylon can take a 100 litres of fuel. They tie and put them in sack. They’ll tie the sack to a jetty. We were alerted and we also alerted the Marine Police."

The Lagos State Police Public Relations Officer, (PPRO), Dolapo Badmos who confirmed the incident said: "The fuel was stored in 36 large polyethylene bags of about 100 litres each. They were further concealed in sacks. Marine Police evacuated the fuel from the area. Efforts are ongoing to arrest the vandals."

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