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adekhingz:
I put all my heart into a Long Distance Relationship (LDR) with one girl from my hometown whom we met in school. Damn!!! I wasted 3 solid years on calls, text, money transfers, and more importantly, my emotion. I thought it was not going to END. SHade!!! God will console me with a woman better than YOU.

ceeroh:
Like I said in the other thread... Back then in school, We lived in the same lodge, she had a fiancee that visits her regularly, but we were so close that one thing led to another and we started smashing. After the first smash, she wouldn't let me be. It was tough, gradually she started cooking for me, we were doing assignments together, reading together... then gradually sleeping in my room. It continued for two (2) good sessions. I was trapped, couldn't play home or away, very sad. The fiancee was still visiting but the dude would always call before coming (mistakes guys make). The dude would even buy me stuff when coming, guilty conscience set in. So whenever the guy was around, she'd move back to her room. I wanted out, but the girl wouldn't have any of that. Na there I start to dey fear girls, she didn't even feel sober. Later on, I discovered she started having true feelings for me but I dare not try it, I was scared. This same girl would tell her fiancee on phone she loves him just immediately after I finish smashing her. Fear catch me, some people no get conscience. Thank God we went for I.T... That was how I escaped.
Till today, I still haven't had a girlfriend since then, the whole thing made me lose trust in relationship. I practically learnt ALL the tricks ladies play in a long distance relationship. It's not worth it.
Today, she's married to the guy with a kid. And even while we were co-habiting, she was even cheating on me.. . I caught her countless times.

robinso01:
Abeg, na atiku crash the helicopter?

princeAbjid:
With or without flying on plane, What would be would be. Everyone is definitely gonna taste death. Either through sickness, accident, sleeping and not waking up, village people, jazz and so on���

CHRISDMANAGER:
Bro I have a soldier cousin,he met a church girl,toast the girl ,the girl agreed but the both of them always have problem when it comes to church issue..So,my cuz deviced a means and started going to church seriously,not only Sunday services ooh!,both mid-week, Friday services and vigil sef just to please the girl but two weeks after marriage,he returned to his normal self ..The girl ma don't even complain again..

Don't allow any girl force you into doing what you natural don't want to do bro..

toluleke:
This guy even neat. You need to see a friend of mine. If a pig live with him the pig go sick,

toluleke:
This guy even neat. You need to see a friend of mine. If a pig live with him the pig go sick,

modath:
Khaki nor be leather.... Na one place person dey chop, chopping for plenty na greed....

Unlike Sprinting, Football speed must be proportionate to skill, otherwise na Plus Ikedia 2.0, running pass post.

All jokes apart, I salute him for giving it a shot..
He is a DOER...

Karatum:
I blame buhari for this.
He will not go unpunished.

lonelydora:
Please make sure you talked to someone about it.

Tell us the place so that we Men can avoid that area.

Women are scum!



Edited: Most people commenting thrash didn't understand the joke in it.

ashewoboy:
can a man be sexually abused?

click like for yes.

click share for no.

apeiron24:
Is there anyone that will even fall for this?