₦airaland Forum

OgogoroFreak:
When is the movie coming out?

Kissgrafix1:
. Mehn never knew this was L. Jackson

I8id:
if I hear, the two old parrot cutting hair must have being dead by now

I8id:
if I hear, the two old parrot cutting hair must have being dead by now

Explorers:
Cuba Gooding Jr. (Boy Getting Haircut).



Cuba Gooding Jr. made his film debut in Coming to America. He was credited as "boy getting haircut."

He just sits in the chair while Clarence the barbershop owner argues about boxing.

kay29000:
Mine was at a party. I got a bit tipsy and started toasting this girl. When she told me where she lived, I told her I know a girl there that the girl can catwalk for Africa. The girl laughed her ass off. I didn't think what I said wasn't so funny... but then she told me she was the one I was talking about.

naturefellow:
that is not absent minded. That is mind!!!

nwanyiugbo122:
Plug my phone for over 5hrs,, when the light went off, I noticed my phone never charge, I looked at the wall switch, found out I didn't plug it on. I was crazy, so annoyed with myself.

zinnyzee:
You're laughing... It wasn't funny then.

In my head, i knew i was an idiot to have done something like that... But one voice(which i now know to be the voice of the devil) kept telling me i did the right thing.

Joystark:
One time, I took my clothes, about four of them, to the tailor to amend them.
After the lady was done, I bagged everything and went on to other places I was supposed to go to that day. I never knew I didn't come home with that bag that my clothes in it...and I didn't realize it until two weeks later when I wanted to use one of them. I had to retrace my steps, that day.

I went everywhere I visited on that particular day, the market, the tailor-shop, the hospital... they we're all like, 'after two weeks na now u dey find ur clothes' �

After a few days of searching, I concluded I might never see those clothes again; strolled to my mum's office, to find the bag chilling at the reception�

ike007:
I was rushing to go to the mallam and thought my boxer short was a trouser. until I got to the mallams place in a crowded street. very embarrassing.

Then one day I went to the ATM and forgot to remove my ATM card from the machine, till I got home. I once forgot my wallet outside and there was about 48 thousand naira together with my school Id and ATM cards in it. I never found it again.

MrMacinterchi1:
Tensed

DaddyNimo:
wooed her in a public bus and she gave me a wrong number. so a week later while driving I saw her by the road waiting for a bus I think during the evening rush hour, so I parked beside her, motioned her to come, she smiled and thank God for bringing to her route, den she said "I didn't know u drive"....i laffed. when we got to her destination as I was about driving off, she was like "have my other line" I'm like "no one number is good enuf for me" and voomed off. stupid biitch

joeruano:
@ Akathriel, that list is even relatively very civil, lenient and God-fearing. Take a look at this:

(Just page 1 of 6 Imagine what's in the rest 5 pages)

HaileSelassie:
The ones that have died from similar incidents , are they less righteous?

jmichael259:
Yeah, i just do not want to give my kids a permanent scar. Let them choose for themselves. I have researched health and biblical records. It was a sacrifice for jews who lived before Jesus to gain access to his ransom. It is not a must for christianity and has no health advantage. Many have deformities or erectile dysfunction from circumcision. I DON'T HATE BEING CUT BUT WISH I KNEW WHAT UNCUT FEELS LIKE THEN I DECIDE.

jmichael259:
Really? Wish my wife and society can understand leaving a kid to decide and not think i joined a cult or using my kids destinies for ritual or whatever comes to their mind.

jmichael259:
Foreskin? Which part of the world is this and how did you manage to remain uncut?

Crenzywilliams:
Was aborted, after much talk, fights and beatings I got from my parents. It was the pregnancy that ended everything, and I think I still resist my parents for the beating, cos they didn’t even know the full story, she even said I raped her, came with her gran mama to make some trouble...
I keep it all within, how am I suppose to tell anyone how I was made to suck co*k when I was just 7?

Kewtt:
Your mum doing a quickie on you?

Kewtt:
What insolence.. Muslim guy..are they supposed to be thieves?

darlenese:
four days not months .
it was a dry fast. no food no water.

darlenese:
I have fasted for 4 days and 4 night , the programme was suppose to be for 7days and 7 nights, but after four days I was already seeing heaven I had to break the fast.

SUPERPACK:
she simply mean that the guy should nt complain, since the guy is spending money on the girl in exchange for sex.

TeamDoctor:
26 years ago a hermaphrodite was born into 9ja... who grew up to Jetize all forms of gender segacity.