₦airaland Forum

successmatters:
Chai, runs away from thread before the nyashing begins

Hey, don't run. Do you realise this is your 100th post on Nairaland?

Care to join us for a glass of your favourite drink?

arabianights:
sure.can you fly down to abuja? see bro, consider politics,e go fit u well.The way i dey analyse you, you fit lead person to a lion's den and the person go still like u

Hmmn... Abuja isn't far. I'll cross the deepest oceans of the world just to carry you.

But you should try the Chinese menu in Lagos. I'm talking of some yummy seafood caught off the coast of Lagos daily.

I wouldn't consider politics for now. I'm more concerned with keeping my promises to you than making new ones. Bedsides, of what good is a politician without a First Lady?

OREMUSSANCTUS:
dis confirms dat "jagaban" of Southwest has bin murdered politically by his masters(northerners)

...Just the way Tinubu castrated GEJ and buried PDP abi?

The way you carry this Tinubu matter for head like weave-on, no go give yourself high BP o!

Waiting for the wailing TANoids to pass a vote of no-confidence in him with their 10MB data plan.

arabianights:
okay,come and carry me am light weight.

That depends.

Do you like Chinese?

arabianights:
I have a policy i stick to, i do not keep friends that will not add value to me.So what do i gain by being a pal to you?
Any contract, business ideas,networking, etc?

Boss,no be me ooooo! na condition make crayfish bend

I fully understand.

As to value, you can never tell what I am bringing to the table. It may be contract, business ideas, networking or I may even own the damn table!

It's the child that raises up its arms that gets carried.

arabianights:
Trying to charm an unknown person? be careful, you could be charming your boss or who knows,......................your brother's wife?

Trying to charm you? I simply gave you options to choose from.

I guess you are overestimating the ripple effect of my words or my reputation is simply proceeding me.

arabianights:
You remind me of my dear brother whom i love so dearly.Your ability to respond to people that just renders them speechless is remarkable

You know, I could adopt you as my sister or I could love you dearly. It's your choice.

Johnsinia:
Incapacitated slave. Ur slave masters will be disappiontd in u, u ve better go n check nairaland fp for any topic saying contrary against ur slave lords

Is this the most intelligent response you could come up with? Mental poverty is the worst form of poverty. It robs you of the ability to pay attention.

Have a great day ahead.

Johnsinia:
The way una use tribalism spread lies and propaganda against Gej because ur region clamour for senate presidnt but didn't get ba!

My region? You see, tribalism has limited your thinking to insinuating that I'm from a certain ethnicity. Out of more than 50 tribes, you singled just one out!

Meanwhile, type in correct English. If using pidgin, type in proper pidgin. Kids could be reading this.

kotv:
Oh shut up. He will, he will...that's all we've been hearing from you e APC clowns. When is he going to start? Is been 4 months since he won the election, one month since taking over, more than 8 years since he's been trying to become president. Throughout all those combined years and months, Buhari should have already have a plan set up. Buhari does not know wtf he's doing. Just admit it.

Another doubting Thomas. Just take a chill pill and see things fall in place. Don't shout yourself hoarse.

michaelou:
Professor of English. read through once again and point those out because if you allegedly graduated from that school, then, am open for more surprises bolo!

It's not am, its I'm.
By the way, pay attention to your capitalization and punctuation.

Cheers"

tobex23:
OP, that silly thing you intend doing by intentionally adding 'back in Osun state' would not materialise, bigot oshi

I had to go back to read his post, it was then I realised that with the type of grammatical blunders he was spitting, he can never be qualified to write OAU post UTME not to talk of gaining admission.

mightsparrow:
Shut the fucck up once in your life and call a spade a spade you buhari brainwashed dimwiits..The old man is fuccking slow bro, in which country have seen this happened before? Nigeria is heading to a big dooms day, wetin be my own sef i will be afar watching and laughing at some idiotiic loyalists.

Sir, kindly calm down and read my post again. I am not responsible for your frustration, kindly take it elsewhere.

Have a nice day.

This is definitely Awo hall, either block 1 or 3 (lived in both blocks during my stay in Ife).

Back in the day, you come from class around 6pm and plan to cook. On getting to the hotplate, you are like number 16 (out of which 9 are cooking beans).

You wait till your turn which is around 3:30am to cook beans and when it gets done, you take just a spoonful and go back to bed.

7am, you go to class on an empty stomach cos of the rush. While in class, your mind is on the pot of beans you left under your bed. Around noon, you rush to the room for a quick meal before going back to class

On getting to the room, you check under your bed and find that your roommates have dissolved your beans, washed your pot and it is on the hotplate queue as no. 22.

You feel like killing your roommates right then, but you exercise some restraint to at least know the reason you would give in court for murder. All you hear is "ah! Kessington, mo ro pe o gbagbe ewa yen sabe bed ni" (Ah! Kessington, I thought you forgot your pot of beans under the bed).

seunwen2:
I don't mind getting a plot of land

Okay. Kindly send me a PM and I'll take it up from there.

Johnsinia:
U ve just spoken well as a true slave to Malus

Don't let tribalism limit your thinking and blind your scope of engagement. It could destroy your relationships with people offline.

Ignore this advice at your peril.

arabianights:
i believe you meant to respond with a "thank you"? you are a lawyer, arent u?
Any way, you are very intelligent and well read. took the time to read some of your past posts.
dont flatter your self, was just curious as to your level of intelligence. good night

Ise means Amen in Igbo language.
As to being a lawyer, how do I answer that without breaching Rule 10?
I'm really humbled by your 'attempted' flattery, have a wonderful night.

arabianights:
WORDS FROM A WISE MAN WITH A GREAT MIND.,MAY YOUR ROADS BE ROUGH,MAY YOUR ENEMIES NEVER SEE YOUR TAIL LIGHTS,AMEN

Iseeeee...

I have helped in buying some in that area. They cost between 700k to 1.6M depending on the location and proximity to the school gate.

Double post *

Akpan107:
Story teller!

I fully understand your plight, my post can only be understood by the wise.

UnimkeAk:
Shut the Bleep up;

U guys don't know politics is a dirty game and it's muddy during campaigns.

So u thought the dirty meant " ritual killings by polithiefcians.

I won't retaliate your bad manners, I'll let it slide.

For a politician to play politics with his mother and you see nothing wrong with that shows the type of upbringing you had.

I have nothing more to say to you, Goodnight.

tammie24:
I no fit argue with u jare... Shebi na change u want The change has started Whatever happens along the way You take it in good faith All na change Goodnight

Goodnight sir, God bless you.

Hmnnn...

So, Fayose is now begging GMB? Within a month, Fayose has picked up all the home training he missed and the respect for elders which he didn't have (not even for his own mother).

Beg for ministerial slot and now begging for Efcc to be independent. Is he from the lineage of Lazarus the beggar? Dude has been prostrating in Ado-Ekiti hoping GMB sights him from Abuja.

May God lift us up so that our enemies would respect us more than their very own parents.

400billionman:
Oga, one sweet oyoyo baby has been crushing on me for a month now, nah today I invite her we settle finally.

It may not be for money that a woman likes a man. When a fine girl eyes you seriously, do not panic. She saw something in you.

She saw your prospects. AKA future money.

amnesty7:
How times change. PDP sharing minority positions.

It should be a time of sober reflections for PDP members and a warning to the APC members.

tammie24:
But when Jonathan was building from ground to the top you criticised him and sabotaged him

What are the things Jonathan built from the top that were sabotaged? Is it the Sure P scam or the 2nd Niger bridge?

His greatest undoing was his inability to take initiative and responsibility.

babestella:
Everything you wrote was ok until you killed it with your stewp[idity.

I won't retaliate your bad manners, I condemn you to your eternal ignorance.

nerodenero:
PMB isn't a polithiefcian, he is a leader. I pray he survives with all these polithiefcians.

Amen.

The GMB I know would survive. He has seen pepper in the last 16 years and I'm sure he would survive.

nerodenero:
Expectations are high. The campaign talks hasn't reflected after 30 days. PMB made people believe he is a miracle-worker, so I don't blame people going for his jugular .

Above all, he would come good as slow and steady wins the race .

Yes, I fully understand.

Also, his body language isn't helping the economy as it is keeping investors on tenterhooks. However, I understanding it's part of his military training to be secretive.

If you notice something about GMB, instead of him to lie, he would rather keep quiet. Those that would tell the lies haven't been appointed. Once the appointments are in place, things would fall in line.

In life, you build from the ground to the top. The only thing built from the top to the bottom is the grave.

When building a bridge, the amount of time spent on the foundation alone is enough to build a storey-building. The fact that you aren't seeing the bridge on top of the waters doesn't mean it isn't being built.

For the TANoids making noise online, GMB isn't like the zoologist who couldn't handle a shepopotamus. He is making plans to make your lives better.

Buhari is presently dismantling the economic slums and political shanties built by the Clueless one and his gang of thieves.