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EducationRe: UNN Zoology Students Afraid To Carry Snakes During Practical Class (Video) by MrOON: 5:30am On Dec 08, 2021
The kind of grammar gracing this front page today gan... One needs to be coming online with mobile dictionary.
Excision on land
Petrified Students

Ok nah.
SportsRe: Ballon D’or: Be Sincere To Yourself, Not Empty Words – Lewandowski Slams Messi by MrOON: 5:11am On Dec 08, 2021
whippersnapper:
Says a bastard whose mom was deported from Libya for prostitution
Oh, So that's how you came into existence.
Now i see why you think the way you think. You lack manners
SportsRe: Ballon D’or: Be Sincere To Yourself, Not Empty Words – Lewandowski Slams Messi by MrOON: 11:55pm On Dec 07, 2021
Crystyano:
Bla Bla Bla....

Tears...


Keep wailing...

That's how you guys understand it...
Penaldo fans. Just hating for no reason
PoliticsRe: Breaking News - Bandits Attack Kaduna Community, Abduct Over 36 by MrOON: 9:05pm On Dec 07, 2021
Bandits are "mere business men" and so, Thats a family affair bro.

Next news pls.
SportsRe: Ballon D’or: Be Sincere To Yourself, Not Empty Words – Lewandowski Slams Messi by MrOON: 8:04pm On Dec 07, 2021
EmmanuelScott1:
Lol, you're funny grin grin, what took you time to reply, your reply even looks funny, the stats is fake, omitting bundesliga player of the year and adding highest assiter is rubbish, so just throw-away that shit.
Dfb pokal too omitted

The person is sick on the head.
It's clear, is a Messi fan that wrote the thrash grin
I need not reply sequentially. I'm not a customer care agent. Better you accept Messi is GOAT and 2021 Baloon d'or winner so your worries can be reduced. Messi deserve it.
SportsRe: Ballon D’or: Be Sincere To Yourself, Not Empty Words – Lewandowski Slams Messi by MrOON: 8:01pm On Dec 07, 2021
whippersnapper:
Go back and check the stats between messi and sneijder in 2010 fool
Go to your dad's grave and call him fool.
SportsRe: Ballon D’or: Be Sincere To Yourself, Not Empty Words – Lewandowski Slams Messi by MrOON: 12:31pm On Dec 07, 2021
EmmanuelScott1:
This stat omitted some lewandowski 2021 achievement like DFL supercop winner, breaking muller 40 goal record.
Already in 16goals in 14matches.

And there's no award for the best assiter in CONMEBOL, so the stats is misleading.

Wow, they omitted bundesliga player of the season too. That stats should be banished, lol
The stats used before now, Were you the one writing them or an organized body?
You're only an Arm chair strategist.
SportsRe: Ballon D’or: Be Sincere To Yourself, Not Empty Words – Lewandowski Slams Messi by MrOON: 9:08am On Dec 07, 2021
DrayZee:
Cherry picked trash to make Messi look better.

Before the Ballon D’Or was awarded:

Messi:
56 games, 41 goals, 18 assists, 2 trophies.


Lewandowski:
54 games, 64 goals, 12 assists, 4 trophies.

Lewandowski leads in every single thing, but you want us to count number of tackles as who performed better in the year.
Bring your statistics with proper referencing. Not some self manufactured numbers bro.
PoliticsRe: Photos From Kenya That Would Make You Think Nigeria Is Less Corrupt by MrOON: 8:49am On Dec 07, 2021
They're still learning work bro.
SportsRe: Ballon D’or: Be Sincere To Yourself, Not Empty Words – Lewandowski Slams Messi by MrOON: 8:40am On Dec 07, 2021
Crocodile Tears.

Lawandoski should blame Covid 19.
2020 is gone Lawan, everyone knows you won it for 2020 but we dont live in the past.
This is 2021.
See the stat below for reference.

CrimeRe: 2 Women Kidnap & Rape A Man In Zimbabwe, Leave Him Unconscious by MrOON: 8:37am On Dec 07, 2021
Wow.
My fellow men,
May we not met that women that will try to help us and ask for sex in return.

Like to agree � . Share to disagree �.
SportsRe: Lionel Messi Reportedly Texts Luis Suarez To Say He's "Suffering" In Paris by MrOON: 8:34am On Dec 07, 2021
Messi no even get chiseled abs and six packs and he's still the greatest GOAT.

Well, according to the news, If thats "suffering", me too i want to go and "suffer" like Messi in PARIS. grin cheesy cheesy
HealthRe: SIZA Foundation Applauds NDLEA For Busting meth Labs In Anambra, Lagos by MrOON: 8:26am On Dec 07, 2021
Gooooood news

Moderators, please delete this guy above me so my post can be the first to comment. grin grin grin

Having said that,
I dedicate my FTC (in view) to NDLEA for bursting this Laboratory.
May you receive more wisdom to apprehend more mkpurumili laboratories.
Car TalkRe: 7 Seater Keke Napep (tricycle) Designed In Nigeria by MrOON: 8:21am On Dec 07, 2021
Ok nah.
7 persengers ontop 3 wheels.

I no enter abeg
SportsRe: Lewandowski To Be Named "Best Player In The World" After Losing Ballon D’or by MrOON: 5:39pm On Dec 03, 2021
Albert0011:
Sentiments aside.
Lewandoski deserves this year ballon d'or.
I'm a die hard fan of Lionel mess I.
When we see the truth...let us say it.
Who made u messi fan. Be deceiving urself
PoliticsRe: Mary Beth Leonard: Brown Envelope Journalists Spoiling Nigerian Media by MrOON: 11:17am On Dec 03, 2021
Segzy22:
You and your father are animals, come and see your brothers sleep under bridges of the same brown roof city. ARINDIN
The post says brown Envelop. Now you added brown Roof. Very soon you'll start shedding crocodile tears that your great grand father is insulting you.

Meanwhile, I'll add Republic to your brown roof.
BusinessRe: Man Tries To Commit Suicide In Banking Hall After Fraudsters Withdrew His Money by MrOON: 10:40am On Dec 03, 2021
If he was serious, he would have gone to Bush instead.

However, banks need to find a lasting solution to this. While everyone needs to be careful with their bank details, most of these online fraud are committed by ex bank staffs.
PoliticsRe: Mary Beth Leonard: Brown Envelope Journalists Spoiling Nigerian Media by MrOON: 10:35am On Dec 03, 2021
That Lagos Ibadan expressway brown envelop news house comes to mind.

grin grin grin
See stone....
see stone....
they're coming....
Make I move o, before stone touch my head cheesy

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/omgwtf.gif
IslamRe: Protection Against Toilet Snakes by MrOON: 9:45am On Dec 03, 2021
A Chinese man told me this morning that we Nigerians believe in vein things a lot. To an average Chinese, Money is his god.

Which one is pray for snake?
There is no amount of prayer that will save the snake from biting you if the snake finally finds you on the toilet seat. It'll think the shit is another snake coming to take over and therefore will strike.
Best Bet, follow best practices. Safeguard your surroundings from such reptiles.



In another news,
I didn't know when I clicked yes....
So therefore I'll henceforth comment on Muslim threads till that biased declaration is removed from my profile.

Thank you.
IslamRe: Why Smoking Is Haram and why you should stop smoking today? by MrOON: 9:37am On Dec 03, 2021
Despite the fact that the packet of cigarettes are completely decorated with adverts against smoking, Smokers still don't care.
They prefer to die slowly than quit. No be Juju be that?



In other news,
I didn't know when I clicked yes....
So therefore I'll henceforth comment on Muslim threads till that biased declaration is removed from my profile.

Thank you.
IslamRe: Adopting A Gentle Approach When Advising People by MrOON: 9:33am On Dec 03, 2021
I didn't know when I clicked yes....
So therefore I'll henceforth comment on Muslim threads till that biased declaration is removed from my profile.

Thank you.


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BusinessRe: POS Fraud Transaction On My Account by MrOON: 10:29pm On Dec 02, 2021
lordprogress:
I need help guys, somebody just withdrew 45000 thousand from account with Pos with out my consent on the 29th of November.
I have gone to the bank they only gave me statement and blocked the card.

I want to know if there is any way I can get the name or the account number of the culprit if I could recognise, cause my last transaction was that evening with my card around 5 pm while the 45k was removed around 11 pm that night
Note: my card was with me not that I misplaced it.
Go to your bank and request for destination(scammer) account number. Report this development officially to your bank too.

Once you have done this, go to the scammer's bank and report officially.

Then file a law suite, if you can.

However, If it was used to for online purchase, the thing cant be delivered over night. Go straight to the vendors address and report immediately stop delivery of the product, and they can trace and find out the delivery address.

If it is international website , write a mail immediately to the company and find out how to reach them on phone. Follow this up to stop them from shipping the product. Then work with your bank to initiate the refund.

You can get your money back. You only need to be articulate.
PoliticsRe: Imo: Gunmen, Army In Heavy Shooting Over Sit-At-Home by MrOON: 5:46am On Dec 01, 2021
Algold:
Where do the IPOB get there guns from.
Be careful how u support the outlaws. Soon they will turn to the Indigenes.
There's insecurity more in the north than in SE. We need more military presence here in the North
PoliticsRe: Imo: Gunmen, Army In Heavy Shooting Over Sit-At-Home by MrOON: 10:01pm On Nov 30, 2021
Paretomaster1:
Thunder fire you Dia!!! Soldiers are in the NORTH, and will still be in the SE if una no want hear word....
Who is doing who? People from Niger and Fulani will simply take over ur lands.
PoliticsRe: Imo: Gunmen, Army In Heavy Shooting Over Sit-At-Home by MrOON: 10:00pm On Nov 30, 2021
asanausana91:
I can see how foolishness has taken over your empty skull. The killing that is happening in the east on a daily basis is not killing ani?
Yes Akunyili was killed in the north
20 ur chioma was killed in the north
The three egwes were killed in the north
Miracle,the police woman was killed in the north
The policemen killed during soludo campaign happened in the north.
The dangote drivers killed and burnt in the North
Uncountable killing of policemen and burning of their stations was done in the North.
The pastor killed for inviting soldiers to protect students writing exams was done in the north.
The burning of shops,keke napeb,buses,for rejecting sit at home was done in the North
Etc etc etc .
Even an animal can reason more than you.
I was reading to see if there was sense in your comment. But behold, i just wasted my time.
PoliticsRe: Imo: Gunmen, Army In Heavy Shooting Over Sit-At-Home by MrOON: 9:05am On Nov 30, 2021
This gun battle is not needed in South East.
Shun tribalism .
Send these soldiers to North East to save Nigerians being massacred in numbers daily there.
FamilyRe: Man Who Built A House For His Girlfriend's Family Wants To Demolish It After.... by MrOON: 4:00pm On Nov 24, 2021
May God continue to save "innocent we" from this kind of concubines.
CelebritiesRe: Alexreport Bags ‘brand Influencer Of The Year Award’ by MrOON: 9:24pm On Nov 16, 2021
This can be likened to being surprised for receiving an award you organised to give yourself.
CelebritiesRe: Cute Abiola Declared Missing by MrOON: 9:24pm On Nov 16, 2021
Concerned Nigerians, over to you.

In cases like this, if you don't shout and scream, those guys can levy any kind of allegation against you. Thank God for social media
PoliticsRe: Comparison In Prises Of Commodities - Before 2015 And Present by MrOON(op): 3:29pm On Nov 13, 2021
omoalaro:
@op, very nice write up. Can you do exactly the same thing for between 1999 and 2015 when PDP took over and when they left?
You can also start the thread and I'll give you a good input
PoliticsComparison In Prises Of Commodities - Before 2015 And Present by MrOON(op): 12:07pm On Nov 13, 2021
Buhari and APC have really dealt with Nigerian[left][/left]

>They met Malt drink at #100 but now it is #250

>They met coca cola at #60 but now it's #200
They met cooking gas @ #150 per KG but today it is #800

>They met a bag of cement@#2000 but now it's #4000.

>They met met toothpaste (close-up) @#180 per one but today is now #450.

>They met matches @ #5 for one sachet bit now is #20.

>They met Pepsi @#50 for a bottle but now is #130

>They met camry 2.4 @ #800,000 but now is #2,700.000

>They met electricity tariff @#7 per a unit but now is #45

>They met a loaf of bread � @#200 but now is #600 for the cheapest.

>They met a litre of fuel ⛽@87 but now is #166

>They met a litre of Disel @#150 but now is #330

>They met VAT @1% and increased to 7.5%

>They met Federal Universities tuition fees @ less than #20,000 but now is almost #100k

>They met mattress @#50 k for a big size but today is #150k

>They met Kings 4litre vegetable oil �️ @ #2000 but now is #6000

>They met exchange rate (Naira to a dollar)@ #150 but today is#500

>They met bag of rice ���@#8000 but now is#30000

>They met bag of beans @#20000 but today is #100k

>They met children biscuits at #5 per one but today is#20 per one and the quantity is reduced

>They met sweet (milkos, and the rest @ two #5 but now is one#10.

> They met Sardine with 3-4 fiesh @N120 but now it is N500 for 2 piece of fish.

> A 2 bedroom flat in mainland of Lagos that used to go for #180k is now #600k

> Transport on Hiace bus from Lagos to Abuja that used to be #2500-3500 is now #10,500 - #13,000

We need to Rescue Nigeria.
The damages are too feasible everywhere and the list is endless.
Can you add yours?

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