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Career › Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by mrphysics(m): 7:47pm On Mar 09, 2018
abobim:
For you to pay such amount that means you must be earning up to at least 85k per month.. I.e if your boss is not paying pension for you.. Even that 85k you wont be paying 5k as tax per month, it should be 4k plus...
You know the real deal bro
Career › Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by mrphysics(m): 7:46pm On Mar 09, 2018
haibe:
You seem not to be understanding the point. You have been making hypothetical figures and assuming, you need to know what her gross is before you can calculate!! Again you will make a bad consultant, you are already assuming paye figures because you think her salary is low (by your wild assumption). Do we tax based on high and low? Or the gross Emolument? C'mom dude
I just saw where you talked about Pension, NHF and NHIS, those are tax exempts that will be removed from her consolidated taxable income (after the 200000 + 20% of her salary is removed) before imposing the rate.

If you remove those tax exempts, it becomes so clear that she was cheated. She pays for NHF, pension without having a pension account? NHf account? And TIN?
Career › Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by mrphysics(m): 7:41pm On Mar 09, 2018
haibe:
You seem not to be understanding the point. You have been making hypothetical figures and assuming, you need to know what her gross is before you can calculate!! Again you will make a bad consultant, you are already assuming paye figures because you think her salary is low (by your wild assumption). Do we tax based on high and low? Or the gross Emolument? C'mom dude
Lirs.gov.ng

Kids.gov.ng

The two sites can help you.

Yes, I accept that I assumed her gross pay, but I am not sure she earns more than 100k. My salary is above 100k but my monthly PAYE is little above 5k.

So why would her own be 5k.

All those lagos jobs with salaries wavering around 30-35k is what the monthly PAYE is 5k. C'mon bro, we are scientists and you mustn't wait for all datas to make a usable assumptions.
Career › Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by mrphysics(m): 7:33pm On Mar 09, 2018
haibe:
You can't work for the Paye to the gross because we don't know the allowable deductions available to her, you can only work from the paye to gross if you know the effective tax rate already.

By the way, for a 500k gross, her CRA is 100k + 200k meaning there's a chargeable income of 200k.

Again no assumptions, we need to know her gross first, you guys cannot be good consultants with the way you make wild assumptions.
I thought you said you know about the PIT, now do you know the Personal income tax Act? it's governed by law not subjective.

Since her employer knows about tax, then he should do well to calculate it well too.

From your calculations, Her taxable income is less than N300k and as such you can't subject it to the rate.

The act says that in such case, the PAYE is 1% of her gross annual income. Then for the month is dividing it by 12
Career › Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by mrphysics(m): 7:30pm On Mar 09, 2018
haibe:
You said since her salary is low.. bla bla.. You dont know her salary!! paye is calculated on specific amounts like he has rightly said, not high and lows which is very subjective
I thought you said you know about PAYE, I don't know you are just ignorant of it. Now read up the calculation of PAYE.

If N200,000 + 20% of her annual income is less than N300k, it is considered as low pay, hence, you take 1% of her annual gross income as her annual PAYE.

But if the remainder as calculated above is above 300k

Then her PAYE is 7% of the first 300k,
11% of the next 300k.


Not everyone you meet on nairaland is jobless
Career › Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by mrphysics(m): 7:27pm On Mar 09, 2018
SmallSimba:
Since when did people start calculating tax on "High" and "Low"? Is that how you calculate tax for your clients? Tax is calculated on specif amounts: 150,000, 258,369 and so on. Not lows and highs
If N200000 + 20% of her annual gross income is less than N300k, then her PAYE is 1% of her annual gross income. Then divide it by 12, I am sure that it won't reach N5 for the month
Career › Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by mrphysics(m): 7:25pm On Mar 09, 2018
haibe:
Oga I can lecture you on the personal income tax act as a whole sef.

My problem with you guys is that you don't even know her Gross Pay and you are commenting based on assumptions.

What theory works for govt only? How do you guys jump into conclusion
If her tax PAYE is 5k, it means that her annual income is N500000.

This implies that when we remove N200000 + 20% of N500000 =N300000. Then the balance is N200000 and you can't subject it to normal PAYE rate.
Career › Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by mrphysics(m): 7:21pm On Mar 09, 2018
SmallSimba:
Since when did people start calculating tax on "High" and "Low"? Is that how you calculate tax for your clients? Tax is calculated on specif amounts: 150,000, 258,369 and so on. Not lows and highs
We are talking about PAYE, please read about it before you comment
Career › Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by mrphysics(m): 7:10pm On Mar 09, 2018
haibe:
I dont know about you but what i have on my employment letter (and so many other people i know) is Gross Emolument, i have never seen Net pay on Employment contract before, it will typically read that the pay is subject to all applicable taxes.
Your Theory works for government employees. Buy let's assume it is true, let me enlighten you on how PAYE is calculated.


N200000 and 20% of her total annual salary is deducted from the her total annual salary to give what is called consolidated taxable income.

It is from there that 7% of the CTI is taken for the first N300000 of the CTI.

since her pay is low, if we remove the Consolidated Relief Allowance given by government which is N200k + 20% of her annual income. Then nothing remains.

Which in this case, her PAYE is 1% of her annual income.
Business › Re: Mass Deportation Of Nigerians On Fiverr by mrphysics(m): 7:02pm On Mar 09, 2018
In writing niche, 99% of sellers are Nigerians. So what is the other guy saying?
Career › Re: I Thought I Have Gotten A Job, Cruel Boss by mrphysics(m): 6:49pm On Mar 09, 2018
haibe:
How can you say 5k is too much, why not ask what her Gross Pay is first
Hope you are not kidding. Before salary is negotiated, tax is removed. You can't tell me that my salary is 10k tax inclusive.

PAYE is always removed before telling employer their salary
Romance › Re: Happy Mrphysics Day - The First Unofficial Nairaland Holiday by mrphysics(op): 6:15pm On Mar 09, 2018
Let's Merry together gentlemen, it's Mrphysics day and no dulling.
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 4:45pm On Mar 09, 2018
Grupo:
I'm not changing. Abeg, what happens when you refresh the page?
it returns and tells you to add an original picture cheesy cheesy grin grin grin
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 4:44pm On Mar 09, 2018
ThePost:
Torh.
Fiverr already said this year's a 'year of do.' And indeed they're really doing some nasty things. Lol

On a lighter note, this mass deportation will come to benefit us as Nigerians if you look at it from another perspective. I'll expatiate on it later.
I am waiting
Romance › Re: Happy Mrphysics Day - The First Unofficial Nairaland Holiday by mrphysics(op): 3:12pm On Mar 09, 2018
greiboy:
*****common common

Turn the radio on

It's Friday night and I won't be long

Got charge my phone and buy enough data *****

It's Friday night I won't be long

baby I don't need no naira to have fun tonight*** I got cheap trills


Greiboy ft sia grin grin
Lol, grin grin grin

Wishing you the best as you celebrate this great day
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 3:11pm On Mar 09, 2018
Grupo:
Are you sure about the changing profile pix thing?
I just checked and the function seems to still be working. But I didn't change sha
When you change it, refresh the page and see what happens
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 3:01pm On Mar 09, 2018
udemzy101:
Lol.. I just join, registered with USA and immediately i verified I saw Nigerian flag on my profile I was shock.

Anyway I think I'll leave it like that. Na to buy reviews remain.
grin grin grin grin grin
Welcome home bro. No one is leaving this country, we are in there for life


All the best
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 1:13pm On Mar 09, 2018
Change of profile picture on fiverr no longer happening.

Gentlemen, It seems like fiverr employed a Nigerian staff who is unveiling the tricks grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Happy Mrphysics Day - The First Unofficial Nairaland Holiday by mrphysics(op): 11:43am On Mar 09, 2018
Donstan18, tosyne2much let's celebrate this day grin grin
Romance › Re: Happy Mrphysics Day - The First Unofficial Nairaland Holiday by mrphysics(op): 11:38am On Mar 09, 2018
VenomousTruth:
have you taken panadol today?
Wishing you a Happy Mrphysics day celebration. That's all that matters bro
Romance › Happy Mrphysics Day - The First Unofficial Nairaland Holiday by mrphysics(op): 11:29am On Mar 09, 2018
Today is Mrphysics Day, dear nairaland, let us take a minute to celebrate this wonderful day.

In view of the great things done on this forum, the ever active nairaland members, the great moderators who are in active service to make this forum great, to the owner of this forum who is committed to add new things to nairaland and improve users experience, I Mrphysics, do hereby declare today, the 9th Day of every month, "Mrphysics Day". It shall become the first proclaimed, recurring, unofficial nairaland holiday, celebrated in this section and throughout the rest of the forum.

Having found it worthy to exist in this great platform, it is therefore declared, and so shall it be onwards

To join in the celebration of this joyous event, first, every participant is expected to give me "Mrphysics" a digital “it’s accepted, we’re in this together” hug, and therefore proceed to share happy memories of nairaland and it's sections. Being a mod friendly topic, all nairaland moderators mynd44, lalasticlala, ishilove, seun, justwise, and other moderators is expected to move this topic to the front page on the 9th of very month.

In this day, it shall be a tradition to share with the rest of forum members how you found nairaland, and how your life has been touched through the activities in this great forum. In addition, those of us who got work or entangled in matrimonial bliss should share their experience. Because this is a joyous day, any trolling, bashing, insult shall be blessed with a 7-days ban from mynd44.

Also, to commemorate this day, gifts in form of anything is allowed. But they shall be no begging. Those who wishes to bless nairalanders shall do so and thus be inducted into the Knight of Mrphysics . Members of this group shall become the keeper, promoter, and defender of all future Mrphysics Day, and shall be recognized for it’s collective contributions to nairalanders by everyone who will join in the celebration of this great day in future months.

The moderators shall own the duty of ensuring the longevity of this celebration in future. Having so declared, it shall remain so. What an amazing thing it is to be a nairalander, let us therefore rejoice in this great day.

On this day, Friday, the 9th day of March 2018, the first monthly Mrphysics Day is hereby declared open.

Happy Mrphysics Day celebration (the first nairaland unofficial holiday)

Cc seun, Mynd44, justwise, ishilove, lalasticlala
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 8:59am On Mar 09, 2018
Olakunle007:
Let's see how far it goes... Moreover, if he refuses to pay, he wouldn't be able to use the articles. If he does, I will publish the articles on as many blog as possible, which wouldn't help his blog.
And who told you he hasn't used the blog?

Next time bro, refuse to deal with client's outside fiverr.
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 7:31am On Mar 09, 2018
Olakunle007:
yes. sending 20 articles on Fiverr wouldn't be easy. he suggested E-mail....
Who told you that? That guy has scammed you. You just fell a victim and the next is to block your account if fiverr finds out you contacted him outside the platform. Fiverr would have protected you but then you went against fiverr ToS.

Just initiate cancellation request and save your account.
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 6:01am On Mar 09, 2018
Olakunle007:
Thanks bro. I would have appreciated if you could rewrite the articles but it's 20 articles. The guy gives unnecessary problem. I guess he needs a perfect work. attached is the screen shot of his last message to my mail.


Besides, I am just a new seller with 15 reviews... I haven't been getting messages talk less of sales since the deportation. Nigeria account can't work for everyone. Besides, are you into writing niche? I would appreciate the if I get your contact.
Are you dealing with him outside fiverr?
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 7:23pm On Mar 08, 2018
Grupo:
I wasn't deported, but I have guys who were deported even before this mass deportation, yet they have not experienced drop in sales. I believe once your gig is ranked, and you are well articulate, your "country of origin" doesn't do much. Especially if you have a lot of reviews already.

One would think that I would be getting a lot of orders since there are just the few of us still flying the American flag in my niche. But na lie, I still dey see 11 orders in queue for one Nigerian like that gig. And me wey be Americanah still dey find 2 orders in queue.
I saw one lady with 11 orders in queue. 9ja deported account in article writing niche. Oboy, that 11 orders in queue has been there for 5 days now even when her delivery time is less than 5 days. Guys may have bought reviews and kept the time for 1 month. Hehehehe
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 7:20pm On Mar 08, 2018
emmaBS:
I also thought I was not deported not until I checked on a computer.

I just hope the deportation will not have a really bad effect on sales.
Before now, I would get a response after sending about 5 or 6 offers on BR page.
I've sent 15 offers after the deportation without getting a single response.
My first repeat buyer that contacted me after the deportation is asking me for my name and the country I live in...imagine!

I will really appreciate it if guys can drop tips that will help cushion any negative effect of deportation.
I placed an order for 5000 words, the guy was claiming to be US, even as a seller, I placed the order only for the guy to spin article and submit. After deportation, the guys account is showing Naija. �

When I was deported, that was five months ago, my repeat client asked me and I simply told him that I was in US for advanced studies but now back to Abuja Nigeria after the end of my program hence the change of IP and the location.
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 7:17pm On Mar 08, 2018
Olakunle007:
he complains on the Grammar and writing style
How many words article is that?
I can get it rewritten for you free of charge. From the way you write, you have really suffered on the order. If it's an article of 500 words, I can rewrite it completely for you.


Secondly, deportation does nothing except if you aren't doing your job well. I have said it that after deportation, I started getting increase in orders. I was happy before the mass deportation because even as a Nigerian seller, my gig gets more orders than those level one US sellers.


Keep the hope Alive and hope for the best. People are making it on fiverr and you will make it too
Romance › Re: Black Men Are Used As Sex Slaves In America, Europe by mrphysics(m): 3:47pm On Mar 07, 2018
RuthDaniels:
This is off point! No one is discussing sex starved but sex slave, I wasn't expecting you to act like you understand though. Feigning ignorance is one of the keys cowards use to avoid the truth.

But if I'm to reason from your perspective though it doesn't correlate with the topic... If sex is so cheap why are there rape cases everywhere. ?

Can all Nigerian guys afford the luxury of #500 for sex?

That said, until a good argument is proposed on this thread, Op will continue to be right about you all. cool
1. Rape is not caused by the monetary value attached to sex. In fact, one can't link rape to the inability of the parties involved to pay for sex. When you reverse your statement, you will realize it won't work. grin grin By you statement, it implies that if there is money, then they will be no rape. This is a false statement ma'am.

2. Lol, Even my kid cousin in JSS1 can afford N500 and the luxury of it cheesy grin grin. That Nigeria is hard does not mean that people don't have that amount nah. grin grin
Romance › Re: Black Men Are Used As Sex Slaves In America, Europe by mrphysics(m): 3:35pm On Mar 07, 2018
RuthDaniels:
Lol I will.. Thanks for the compliment and I must say, it is a mutual one smiley

It's nice conversing with you
But you are wicked oooo cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy, How can you say that Nigerian guys don't have the luxury of N500 to spend for sex. grin grin grin


If N500 can get it, it means those with good bargaining power can take it lower cheesy cheesy cheesy
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 1:39pm On Mar 07, 2018
WordFamous:
Okay guys so I decided to be the pathfinder on GTB ATM withdrawal with Payoneer some minutes ago. Here's my experience:

My Payoneer balance was $84.47. I withdrew 19k (Max allowed for that ATM). When I checked my new Payoneer balance, it became $25.26.

Assuming $3.5 fee goes to Payoneer, 59.21 - 3.5 = 55.71. So 19k/55.71 = 341/$.

If you include the 3.5 charge, 19k/59.21 = 320/$

Math gurus in da house, is this calculate correct. I maybe a little rusty. Lol
You are very correct bro. It's poor. When you include their charges, Accessbank offers N330/$ unlike GTBank's 320/$$
Business › Re: EXCLUSIVE : How To Make Level 2 Seller On Fiverr In A Month As A Nigerian Seller by mrphysics(m): 1:38pm On Mar 07, 2018
rejoixe:
i know but which withdrawal option should i select?, is it the revenue card or bank transfer option?
The middle one - fiverr revenue card

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