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Cc lalasticlala or whatsoever the mod is help push this to front pg so other can have a say about this Imo State/East traditional marriage list of things to buy

Lol, when I first saw that I laughed out loud, almost started rolling on the floor, the gods needs cigarette and lighter #OMOWOBE gods

westlius:
the part I love here is the packet of Benson cigarettes

talktonase:
Just tell me you want to open provision shop/restaurant/beer parlour...

I tire o

Really? In this recession, spending nothing less than 500k to get just the items alone

OmaniPadmeHum:
This is even moderate.

I was preparing for work this morning when my elder bro sent this (paper) to me via email.

I once heard if you want to marry a girl from the east you'll have to pay extra $€£¥

Ok, back to the matter, my bro is preparing for his traditional wedding anytime soon.

Below is the list of things they ask him to buy, after I was done with the calculations and all, I got a total of close to #500,000 just to buy things listed in the list.

Mind you the list doesn't include food, drinks, canopies, chairs just to name a few that will be used in the event.

I just said in my mind, Eku tracession wedding.

Read u won't read. Thanks jare robotix

worry359:
No need to keep re-posting the same old thing!

hree goals from the forward, a brace Yuka Momiki and an own goal from Mary Ologbosere left Peter Dedevbo’s ladies totally torn apart in Papua New Guinea
Japan left African champions Nigeria shaken to the core after they recorded a 6-0 thrashing in their opening game at Bava Park, Port Moresby on Sunday.

A hat-trick from Mami Ueno inspired the Young Nadeshiko past the Falconets who recorded their worst defeat ever in the history of the Fifa U20 Women’s World Cup.

The Asians started brightly and put the Nigerians under pressure from the off, with Ueno’s effort in the opening minute being tipped on the crossbar and out for a corner.

Momiki’s close-range header on 32 minutes and doubled their advantage just three minutes later after Ueno got onto the end of captain Ruka Norimatsu’s neat pass and slotted past goalkeeper Sandra Chiichii.

Things went from bad to worse for the Africans when Momiki capitalised on a horrendous defending to complete her brace and Mary Ologbosere’s own goal in the 56th minute continued the remarkable rout in Group B’s opening fixture and cast further doubt over Nigeria's chances of winning the competition.

Ueno fired home from close-range before completing her treble with a beautiful strike eight minutes from time, embarking on a valiant solo run and smashing a powerful strike into the top corner.

Nigeria face Canada in their next game on November 16, while Japan would seek an early flight in the next round by defeating Spain at the Brava Park.

Soure
http://m.goal.com/x/en-ng/news/12132/fifa-womens-world-cup/2016/11/13/29462432/japan-u20-women-6-0-nigeria-u20-women-uenos-hat-trick

[quote author=MrRitchie post=50997851]SCHENGEN VISA REQUIRED DOCUMENTS FOR NIGERIA APPLICANTS
This post is to encourage people to do their traveling processing for themselves and discourage them from patronizing an agent, that will eventually scam you and/or include a false document to your documents which will eventually lead to the embassy denying you visa and even being banned from entering that particular country for years or for life.

THIS ARTICLE IS FOR NIGERIA APPLICANTS ONLY. I WILL SOON RELEASE ANOTHER ONE FOR OTHER (AFRICAN) NATIONALS TOO .

Below is a guideline on what to do and the necessary document needed to get your visa approved.

  STRICTLY FOR SCHENGEN COUNTRIES

General required documents for a Portuguese Visa Application:
You will have  to apply in a country that's among the schengen country(s) for example (Portugal).

1) Download the Visa application form, fill it completely and with sincerity. You can also fill the Portugal Schengen Visa application form electronically and then print a hard-copy.

2) 2 photos must be attached; the photo should be of passport format – a recent whole-face capture with a light background. 

3) Your passport and copies of your previous visas – valid for at least 3 months beyond return date – are required. Your passport must have at least two blank pages.

4) A copy of your return-ticket reservation. It is not recommended to purchase the ticket before obtaining the visa – if not otherwise required

5) Schengen Travel Insurance confirmation of minimum 30,000 € coverage within Portugal and the entire Schengen area

6) A cover letter stating the purpose of visit to Portugal and itinerary

7) Booked Flight Itinerary with dates and flight numbers specifying entry and exit from Portugal

Hotel Booking Reservation for the whole duration of the intended stay in Portugal

9) Proof of civil status (marriage certificate, birth certificate of children, death certificate of spouse, ration card if applicable)

10) Means of subsistence – Proof of sufficient financial means for the period of stay in Portugal.

IF EMPLOYED:
1) Employment contract

2) Current bank statement of the latest 6 months

3) Leave permission from employer

4)Income Tax Return (ITR) form or Certificate of Income Tax deducted at the source of salary

IF SELF-EMPLOYED:

1) A copy of your business license
Company bank statement of the latest 6 months
2) Income Tax Return (ITR)

IF A STUDENT:
1) Proof of enrollment

2) No-objection certificate from school or university

IF RETIRED:
1) Pension statement of the latest 6 months
If applicable:

2) Regular income generated by property proof of the latest 6 months

*Note: The signed application form must be accompanied the rest of the above-mentioned mandatory documents and handed personally at the appropriate embassy/consulate or its representative in your home country.
Apart from the general documentation required, accompanying should be other additional documents depending on the purpose of your Portuguese Visa application.
List of additional documents required for the most frequent purposes of Portugal Visa Application:

1) Portugal Tourist Schengen Visa:

2) Invitation letter with the address and phone number from family member or sponsor – if applicable

3) Bank statement of the last 6 months

4) Passport copies

Portugal Visa for Business Purposes:
1) Invitation letter from the Portuguese company you will be visiting and their detailed address accompanied with the dates of your visit

2) A certificate from your employer stating/allowing your business travel
If there were previous trade relations between the two companies, proof of such events must be provided

3) Business bank statement of the latest 6 months

4) Memorandum and Article of Association in original certified copy (registered with joint stock companies) Trade License (first issued and present renewal), Proprietorship/Partnership documents

Regarding the applicant’s expenses during stay in the Schengen zone, either the employer or the partner company must state coverage of expenses on the letter or invitation.

I HOPE THIS INFORMATION WILL HELP.

If you have any further questions to ask kindly leave a comment below.

SCHENGEN VISA REQUIRED DOCUMENTS FOR NIGERIA APPLICANTS
This post is to encourage people to do their traveling processing for themselves and discourage them from patronizing an agent, that will eventually scam you and/or include a false document to your documents which will eventually lead to the embassy denying you visa and even being banned from entering that particular country for years or for life.

THIS ARTICLE IS FOR NIGERIA APPLICANTS ONLY. I WILL SOON RELEASE ANOTHER ONE FOR OTHER (AFRICAN) NATIONALS TOO .

Below is a guideline on what to do and the necessary document needed to get your visa approved.

                                      STRICTLY FOR SCHENGEN COUNTRIES

General required documents for a Portuguese Visa Application:
You will have  to apply in a country that's among the schengen country(s) for example (Portugal).
Download the Visa application form, fill it completely and with sincerity. You can also fill the Portugal Schengen Visa application form electronically and then print a hard-copy.
2 photos must be attached; the photo should be of passport format – a recent whole-face capture with a light background. Learn more about photo requirements and specifications for a Portuguese Visa.
Your passport and copies of your previous visas – valid for at least 3 months beyond return date – are required. Your passport must have at least two blank pages.
A copy of your return-ticket reservation. It is not recommended to purchase the ticket before obtaining the visa – if not otherwise required
Schengen Travel Insurance confirmation of minimum 30,000 € coverage within Portugal and the entire Schengen area
A cover letter stating the purpose of visit to Portugal and itinerary
Booked Flight Itinerary with dates and flight numbers specifying entry and exit from Portugal
Hotel Booking Reservation for the whole duration of the intended stay in Portugal
Proof of civil status (marriage certificate, birth certificate of children, death certificate of spouse, ration card if applicable)
Means of subsistence – Proof of sufficient financial means for the period of stay in Portugal.
If employed:
Employment contract
Current bank statement of the latest 6 months
Leave permission from employer
Income Tax Return (ITR) form or Certificate of Income Tax deducted at the source of salary
If self-employed:
A copy of your business license
Company bank statement of the latest 6 months
Income Tax Return (ITR)
If a student:
Proof of enrollment
No-objection certificate from school or university
If retired:
Pension statement of the latest 6 months
If applicable:
Regular income generated by property proof of the latest 6 months
*Note: The signed application form must be accompanied the rest of the above-mentioned mandatory documents and handed personally at the appropriate embassy/consulate or its representative in your home country.
 Apart from the general documentation required, accompanying should be other additional documents depending on the purpose of your Portuguese Visa application.
List of additional documents required for the most frequent purposes of Portugal Visa Application:
Portugal Tourist Schengen Visa:
Invitation letter with the address and phone number from family member or sponsor – if applicable
Bank statement of the last 6 months
Passport copies
Portugal Visa for Business Purposes:
Invitation letter from the Portuguese company you will be visiting and their detailed address accompanied with the dates of your visit
A certificate from your employer stating/allowing your business travel
If there were previous trade relations between the two companies, proof of such events must be provided
Business bank statement of the latest 6 months
Memorandum and Article of Association in original certified copy (registered with joint stock companies) Trade License (first issued and present renewal), Proprietorship/Partnership documents
Regarding the applicant’s expenses during stay in the Schengen zone, either the employer or the partner company must state coverage of expenses on the letter or invitation.
I HOPE THIS INFORMATION WILL HELP.

If you have any further questions to ask kindly leave a comment below.

Its still the same thing then, nothing as changed. There ought to an improvement, but that would only if people of that environs protest it, at there (phcn) office

folem:
Sometimes 4-5 days of no light then they bring it for 3 hours. Upper week there was no light for 2 weeks with an interruption of 1 day with about 4 hours. Things have improved since Saturday but still about 2-3 hours per day. Before IKEDC bring bills of N10k without light but they bring N3k now still with no light. The people are tired and are thinking of IPP. How realistic that will be, only time will tell. There is nothing more frustrating than paying astronomical amounts for what you don't use.

Anyone here from Haruna, idiagbo, karaole/harmony estate in college road? When I was around the light was pathetic, if its better now someone shud pls quote me.

The light there is like 1/2hours per day sometimes 2days no light at all, even a whole week self at times.

The people there are so generious, they're over used to such situation, they don't complain

Then which do you prefer, 3rd world war or deportation of illegal immigrants? What's the being speechless all about when what you'd prefer is crystal clear to the blind

madridguy:
Trump is racist bigot while Clinton is blood sucking monster.

If Clinton wins, 3rd world war is certain and if Trump wins, both legal and illegal immigrant will suffer especially my Muslims brothers and sisters.

Am speechless.

Well done

RayRayZicc:
baba i popped 300grams...i went an hour + .....baba i no cum. the babe wan die lol. omo i be coke ambassador. so Tramiss na my saving grace wen e matter most

obembet:
Which way Nigeria

The Minister of Agric studied French.

The Minister of Education studied Accounting.

The Minister of Solid Minerals studied International Relations.

The Minister of power studied law.

The Minister of communications studied law too.

The Minister of transport studied English.

The Minister of labour studied surgery.

Then President himself has no certificate at all.
Now, if someone still don't understand why things aren't working, then that person need urgent deliverance. ##

kindly give us the list of the previous administration also, that way we will know who actually needs a deliverance

I only blame the unfortunate parent who failed to flush you down the pit, here you're constituting nuisance of yourself in public place, you talking of home training, it's crystal clear you lack every bit of it. Useless ugly thing, like I said earlier, go start rice seeding so you can feed the whole nation, is it everything you'll be waiting for the government to do for you? Disgruntled serum lepe-lepe vagabond, you just won't find my words in the dictionary so don't bother looking for (lepe-lepe)'s meaning, it's more advance

trishapal:
You are simply an untamed goat. I blame those who failed in their duty of giving you sound home training. I hope you won't propagate your idiocy in your offsprings. SMH

You're very correct but this has to been looked into because it's a very big scam. I don't know why the modes are not pushing it to where it suppose to be so more Nigerians can see and share their experiences or even have a say

uboma:
Banks are trying to remain afloat in these recession with the illegal deductions from customers accounts.

I no longer leave too much money in my accounts anymore. The more money you have there, the more deductions they make....

why u mumu like this? u no go appreciate the one you see, or can't you go to your village and farm for the one that will feed the whole of Nigeria, btw the exportation is in five time, go back and read with your common sense not your with nose. make sure if you want to wail you wail in a better way

trishapal:
What's massive here This cannot feed Agege Local government Area alone and this broke government wants to start exporting it in exchange for dollars. Think well o...

I'm putting this here to the public to make people know about the illegal debit they (First bank) perform on customers account.

this is not the first time but since is getting too frequent i had to voice out before they drain everything i have in my account

I've been in my house throughout this week without going out or performe any transaction of any kind, but whenever i check my email, i will see a debit alert from first bank, saying N100 has been debited from your account, i might get this same message twice daily and am very sure am not the only person this is happening to and it as been happening for the past one month now.

For the past 3 days almost a thousand naira has been debited from my account illegally, lets assuming they're doing same to about 100,000 Nigerians, then calculate 1000 * 100,000 = this is a whopping 100 million naira in three (3) days apart from the account maintenance fee they deduct every month.

If this can be passed through for the right authorities to see and take legal action and for other people experiencing same to have a voice for their hard earned money.

I don't know if this is in the right section but would do more good than harm if its taken to the front page.

Below is the screenshot of their email alerts.

Okay [quote author=ArabMopol post=50729323][/quote]

I don't know who the IDIOT is btwen the person who made the statement or the reader with lack of understanding and common sense. Some ppl will just be vexing person wrongly, u just made me waste my vex for nothing

ArabMopol:
we have EDIOTS as leaders, we are not self sufficient yet and we are bragging of exporting rice, No nation
can enjoy lasting peace if her
citizens live in abject poverty
particularly if that nation is
acknowledged as having the
ability and substantial means to
provide development and
guarantee a good standard of
living. Unfortunately, that is the
tale of Nigeria. It is a tale of poor
governance, insecurity and
poverty in the midst of plenty.... I never believe in this government for one single day

If you'd read the content and not just the headline you would have understoond very well! I guess you're from benue state, but next time try to read beyond headlines.

otukpo:
What is all these propaganda all about?

Rice that is not even enough for Nigerians yet.

Rice that has not even gone round Nigerian markets.

Haba, i am not impressed at all with this fake news.

Okada gone, Bus/danfo next!

Come 2017/2018 there will be no more yellow commercial buses again in lag, all we will be seeing is BRT like buses everywhere with graduates as conductors. For planning to start commercial bus business I'd advance u venture your money into something else, or you use Toyota Siena for inter state

You heard it here first!

You shud have included the prices of the phones

There are witnesses who can confirm it all, eg, Aluko, I watched his interview some months ago on channels tv where he was talking about you receiving part of the #DasukiGate but when you were called to clarify yourself by the same tv station, you denied knowing aluko and receiving any money for election campaign, few months down you and the same aluko appeared again on the same tv station, saying you've forgiven him, he doesn't know what he was doing or saying then, he's your younger brother, he's your junior colleague bla bla bla, I know all what you're saying is because there's no trace or evidence he gave you money all because it wasn't transacted thru bank, its something you collected in cash! God will catch you that said hotel will provide a cctv footage of you and obanikoro and other cohorts, then we will know the truth. #IamMrNoPartyMan

Well done!

Synzu:
Me and ma girl will go nude on our pre-wedding shots!!

Little boy with little mentality, pls wat r u doin here? Sometimes I read comments and ask myself y is NL full of kids

daamazing:
well,av started losing respect for this man. his trucks kill people on a daily basis, he doesn't pay attention to that all he knows is to keep on making more money.
meanwhile do you know that recent studies by scientists have shown that bald men have no hair?

To be moving from lagos to abuja, is not easy, even if I go it'll be the same story they've been telling me

SlimHan:
why not go to the Embassy? I think that would be better than E-mails and Calls.

Hello everyone, I am an applicant of portuguese working visa, I've submitted my application for about a month and a week now but still haven't got any message/call/email from them, my employers over there in portugal called the embassy here and they told them (my empoyers) that my paper were ready two weeks ago.

I called the embassy to know why they haven't called me for collection, all they could tell me was to send my full name and passport number to their email address, which I did but they still never responded to my mails. I called again this week they said once they get anything they'll get back to me, since a month now and some weeks.

What baffles me the most is that my emplyers called them and make reference to my application which they confirmed to them that it was ready a week after I submitted my application but for them to now tell me they haven't gotten anything concerning my application or are they trying to delay the release of my passport so as the days on the visa can start reading while am still in Nigeria doing nothing (should have collected my first salary if'd collected the visa when due) I have a lot responsibilities on me.

If there's anyone who can give me reasons why the situation is like this or who has gone through same experience before to comment below, so myself and other readers can also benefit from it. Thank you for taking your time to read and comment on this thread.

Na nose u take dey read?

ifyalways:
How can BVN give out funds allegedly stashed at basements and underground tanks?

Na witchcraft BVN

SPOT ON, therell always be a enemy of progress, if its possible for PMB to deploy military with tanks to those crooks home, it'll be a well done for me

ajehe:
Indeed am saddened by a lot of clueless point of view of so many peoole here.. yes I doubt if nigeria can get to its greater height if the youth of today are this clueless!. We all read the report from the DSS, if not anything the amount of money found in each of these people apartment, I saw one clueless person saying here they should follow due process and let police arrest them blah blah.. don't you read from the report where they said police actually tipped off few jugdes.
I'm in total support of BuharI and his moves.. corruption as buried the country down way too much, it's only an idiot with low sense of thinkING wouldnt know corruption threw us into reccesion. Now we see a government fighting corruption and some morons are talking about dictator.. I haven't heard of an citizen with hard earned source of income stripped of his human right tho.. if nigeria would be great, we have to change our mentality.

Did u read the amount found in those judges homes due to bribery? And you're here saying intimidating, if it were to be an ordinary man we all know wat would av happened by now! Anyways keep wailing, as for me any which way he wishes to go about it eradicating corruption atleast to an extent, its a ride on for me! (Violent taketh it by force) tip.

kcnwaigbo:
So intimidating Court judges is now how to fight corruption?

I saw this Nigeria police force toyota hilux at jabi park, Utako abuja last week wednesday with a for sale gallon placed at the top and I wondered why will an individual put up what belongs to the federal gov't for sale or is this one of the assets they said they were considering to sale?

Whosoever put this up for sale needs to be known, possibly prosecuted by the relevant bodies.

Cc
Lalasticlala please place this to the right section so Nigerians at large can see and have a say

#letsfightcorruption