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BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 1:08pm On Apr 18, 2018
hevysomtin:
Good morning guys. Pls are there any taxify whatsapp group pls add me on 09083322182.

I had an accident with another taxify driver b he removed my my front license plate number and left with it. Pls if you know any taxify driver with my plate number AGL186EE tell him to call me so i can have it back pls.

Im giving him one 3 days from now i will report area c in surulere and they will fish him out because i have a picture of his plate number. Im only doing this because he is a fellow driver. He doesnt know the consequences of what he has done by going away with my plate number.

I want it back in peace. Thats if he doesnt want the police to come after him.

Pls pass this message across to every taxify drivers .

Thanks
This is very funny. What will the Oga driver do with Number plate huh
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 12:12am On Apr 17, 2018
ameristu:
Advantages of a Toyota Prius

1. Fuel Efficient: Car is the most fuel efficient car in the world apart from an all electric car.
2. Temperature: Car does not overheat because the size of the engine is so small you can never have over heating problems thus car has no temperature indicator.
3. Traffic: A prius doesn't use fuel in traffic, no matter how hours the hold up last, the prius would be on battery mode and won't use a drop of fuel except the air conditioning is on and the engine would come on a few minutes to charge your battery.
4. Driving: The handling is superb as drivers have said the prius driver more smoothly and handles the roads better than many other cars.
5. Spacious interior: the Prius has more leg room for four adults than a Corolla.
6. Durablility: The Prius seamlessly gets to over 500k miles and still in great shape.
How about the disadvantages? Then cost of repairs and maintenance here in Naija.

If it's worth it, then na to begin save for Toyota Prius...
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 7:34am On Apr 16, 2018
Are you an experienced Uber driver with a good driving record, i.e. you can drive in Lagos and its environs without having a major or minor accident?

Do you have two verifiable guarantors working in any reputable organization in Lagos and earns more than #2mm per annum.

Do you reside in a gated compound with smooth and pothole free road within Kosofe Local Govt. Area?

Do you have NGN 55,000 to be paid upfront as Security Deposit (Refundable).

Can you deliver NGN 40,000 as Weekly Rental without any default or stories.

Are you ready to share Car Maintenance, Repair and Servicing on a 50/50 basis (You pay 50% and Car Owner pays 50%).

Do you have what it takes to drive an extremely clean, well maintained and fuel-efficient Toyota Corolla 2012 bought brand new in Nigeria?

PLEASE NOTE:

The car owner will not entertain any default or stories about weekly rental payment.

Car repairs & maintenance will only take place at Car Owner’s approved Mechanic Workshop using Manufacturer’s genuine spare parts and recommendations.

Car Manufacturer recommended engine oil grade is 0w-20, 5w-20 and 5w-30.

Vehicle inspection is a must for the driver before signing the agreement or paying Security Deposit.

Verification of Guarantors claims will be conducted before you are allowed access to the car.

A mutually agreed sum will be deducted from the weekly rental payment whenever the Car Owner request to use the car for a full day.

No midnight driving is allowed. Car is insured but your Life isn’t. So it’s very important you take your life security seriously to enjoy the fruits of your labour.

Are you the experienced driver we are looking for?

If Yes, Call - ‭0818 348 2522 immediately to schedule vehicle inspection and complete the necessary documentation.

IT IS HIGHLY ADVISABLE NOT TO CALL IF YOU DON’T MEET ANY OF THE REQUIREMENTS ABOVE.

THANKS.
Thunder fire you. Wickedness from the pit of Hell
WebmastersRe: How Can I Send Bulk Emails? Kindly Help by mrsage(op): 7:13am On Apr 16, 2018
iykbethany:
This is not possible bro, no software can send unlimited number of emails daily? How will you do that without email programs blocking you and even your isp?
Good question.....
RomanceRe: How To Wed With 50,000 Naira by mrsage(m): 11:47pm On Apr 14, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
Cool
True confession, that was a lie. embarassed I'm still single.

However that's my plan. I believe our so called wedding process is just too stressful.
RomanceRe: How To Wed With 50,000 Naira by mrsage(m): 11:26pm On Apr 14, 2018
NwanyiAwkaetiti:
You did this?
Yes I did
RomanceRe: How To Wed With 50,000 Naira by mrsage(m): 11:08pm On Apr 14, 2018
Go to Ikoyi or any other registry.

Receive parental consent from the girls father plus blessings. At this point pay the agreed bride price.

Go to Pastor or Imam office after service and receive blessings.


Bingo marriage has taken place.

#Facts about Marriage.

You don't need a crowd to get married.

You also don't need to feed or entertain people to get married.
AutosRe: Registered 2002 Avalon @ 630k. Sold!!! by mrsage(m): 11:00pm On Apr 14, 2018
constantkayy:
Guy, Do u ever see good thingshuh
Wrong response.... Stop this sir. To be honest the picture quality is below average.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 10:52pm On Apr 14, 2018
Mjosh1000:
I have to drive down to v/island from abule egba
Wrong move.... Unnecessary. When u can get request between Abule Egba and College Road axis.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 10:50pm On Apr 14, 2018
Mjosh1000:
Hello house, I just started with uber and I don't get more than 2trips per day, pls where can I stay to get much trip at least 5per day, please any help on where to be @the right time....thks grin
Your village people strong o.... According to @carshopper you need to appease the gods.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 10:49pm On Apr 14, 2018
capsie18:
Uber drivers wanted.
Requirements
1) 3 verifiable guarantors

2) an uber or taxify registered driver.

3). Hire Purchased option only

4) Unemployed graduates are preferred


Please contact only if you agree with the above requirements. No agents please

Cars is
Toyota Camry 2007


Car is in good condition and of average fuel consumption. Higher purchase option only

Terms & conditions call 07086236237

Thank you
Na wa oooooooooo.
AutosRe: Vehicle On Installmental Payment by mrsage(m): 6:16pm On Apr 14, 2018
Don't underestimate the power of luck. grin
BusinessRe: Eleven Mobile Businesses to consider in 2018 by mrsage(m): 1:57pm On Apr 14, 2018
Nice ideas
WebmastersHow Can I Send Bulk Emails? Kindly Help by mrsage(op):
Hello,

I have an email database and I'll like to send bulk mails to introduce my business.

Wish to send at least 5,000 to 10,000 every week. I'm not really IT savvy However I can understand the basics.

Also working on marketing with a low budget.

If you can assist, kindly help.

08028052100. WhatsApp
BusinessRe: I Can Promote Your Tech Biz To My Thousands Of Subscrbers by mrsage(m): 1:31am On Apr 14, 2018
How about non tech related brands?
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 9:03pm On Apr 12, 2018
They say the devil is in the details.

Let me share some figures I stumbled upon from Nairametrics.

Some Statistics about Uber in Nigeria and Africa

Uber reported that in Nigeria, it has about 267,000 riders who actively utilize the app/service and 7,000 drivers.

Its driver and riders population as at 2017 :

South Africa 12,000/969,000.

Kenya 5,000/363,000

Ghana 3,000/140,000

Uganda 1,000/48,000.

Tanzania 1,000/53,000 respectively.

At just 39 riders available to each driver, Uber drivers in Nigeria have by far the lowest pool of customers where they can draw from in Sub Saharan Africa.


South Africa in contrast has about 81 riders per driver, dwarfing Nigeria by 2 folds.

Ghana which is a far smaller economy than Nigeria even has 47 riders per driver.

Nigeria is the lowest when it comes to the number of riders per driver. 

For current Uber Partners and would be Partners, the data should also raise red flags concerning the viability of this partnership. 

Having access to just 39 riders per driver is not an encouraging sign for several reasons.

For example, it means that with fewer riders, fares will likely remain depressed for longer while the number of rides available for each driver per day will be limited.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 8:57pm On Apr 12, 2018
Style101:
Uber money is so useless that you practically can't do anything driving with uber. One can't feed nor even fuel the car. You'll just be driving and completing more trips with very little income. I think it's time we start a campaign against uber low fare price. It's either they return the 40% that was slashed from the original fare price, or reduce the commission they change from 25% to 10%. We can't be slaving for uber, and if they do not reconsider this fare pricing, very soon they will lose both drivers and riders. This is cooperate stealing.
Forget the posibility of any price increase. It will not happen anytime soon.

Uber Nigeria still needs more riders and the last thing they will do is to increase fares.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 11:29pm On Apr 08, 2018
Dovehorizon:
It is not a good idea. A car @1.3 and you wanna pay more than half payment and then balance up I. Two months, have u factored in vices that may be against the business, vices like wear and tear, engine breakdown, tyranny issues, health related issues, family issues and lastly village people.

A higher purchase vehicle going for 1.3m, I am trying to imagine the year of such car, I guess 1998 or 1999.
I see nothing wrong with this deal bro....
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 9:13am On Apr 08, 2018
nitigriti:
Madam placed a few calls to Abuja. She needed to see a big man there, and it was urgent. After the aides of this big man got clearance from their boss, they called madam and asked her to come. Their boss, a General in the Nigerian Army, wanted to see her.

The year was 1996.
Their boss was General Sani Abacha!
Bros no make us vex o. We don't like uncompleted stories.
AutosRe: SOLD SOLD..Neatly Used Peugeot 406 Prestige For Sale. 700k Negotiable by mrsage(m): 11:34pm On Apr 07, 2018
DjAndroid:
RUN AWAY FROM ANY 406 WITH AUTO TRANNY
This is Manual
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 6:02am On Apr 07, 2018
kneo:
Please how good is this deal: Deliver 35k per week and handle all repairs / maintenance except engine and gear box repairs?
Bad deal. Never underestimate repairs and maintenance costs.
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 6:00am On Apr 07, 2018
IWealthCreator:
Hello House,

I need honest and expert opinion between a corolla 2001 model vs a honda accord eod 2005 model, which would you consider best for uber services, reasons would be appreciated. thank you.
None of the above
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 9:18pm On Apr 03, 2018
Uber/taxify drivers needed at Muntayo Transport.

We are building a team of professional drivers.

Requirements...
Ability to drive very well

Responsible and of good character

God knowledge of Lagos roads

Smart and Technologically inclined.

Must have two guarantors.

Send a brief profile of yourself to: muntayotransport1@gmail.com

Kindly note that we pay based on commissions not the normal rentals or Hire Purchase. We also do a lot of offline transactions.

Our weekly target is also very realistic.

Thanks.
BusinessRe: From A Punter’s Heart With Love… [EASTER GIVEAWAY] by mrsage(m): 5:43pm On Mar 30, 2018
keep it up
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 5:29pm On Mar 30, 2018
mrsage:
I personally think that car is over hyped and over priced. However let me keep my opinion to myself.

Back to the matter on ground. From the little I know before you buy a car for e- hailing watch out for the following:

- Engine must be sound: no knocking sound. No smokey engine. It must be in tip top shape. I no like engine wahala.

- Transmission. Gear box is not cheap. Make sure gear selection is good.
- Electrical. if you see wires flying around watch out.
-Air conditioning. E hailing riders dont joke with Air conditioning. I cant blame them. Naija is hard and hot at d same time. If the Ac is not ice cold wtach out. If they tell you that pipe is leaking or you only need to top up the gas shine your eyes.
- Body interior and exterior. This is also very important. Body must be clean and sharp.
- check out the suspension too: ball joints. shock absorbers. etc
- Verify the documents too before purchase. make sure they are genuine and pay to the owner directly if possible to avoid stories that touch.

Cost: From 1m to 1.3M



Wish you luck...

Have it scanned before purchase if possible
BusinessRe: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by mrsage(m): 5:28pm On Mar 30, 2018
wwwtortoise:
I want to purchase a Nigerian used Toyota corolla 2003/04 model.

What and what should I lookout for?

Cost estimate please.
I personally think that car is over hyped and over priced. However let me keep my opinion to myself.

Back to the matter on ground. From the little I know before you buy a car for e- hailing watch out for the following:

- Engine must be sound: no knocking sound. No smokey engine. It must be in tip top shape. I no like engine wahala.

- Transmission. Gear box is not cheap. Make sure gear selection is good.
- Electrical. if you see wires flying around like watch out.
-Air conditioning. E hailing riders dont joke with Air conditioning. I cant blame them. Naija is hard and hot at d same time. If the Ac is not ice cold wtach out. If they tell you that pipe is leaking or you only need to top up the gas shine your eyes.
- Body interior and exterior. This is also very important. Body must be clean and sharp.
- check out the suspension too: ball joints. shock absorbers. etc
- Verify the documents too before purchase. make sure they are genuine and pay to the owner directly if possible to avoid stories that touch.

Cost: From 1m to 1.3M



Wish you luck...

Have it scanned before purchase if possible
AutosRe: Nigerian Used Toyota Yaris 2009 Model For Sale by mrsage(m): 3:23pm On Mar 30, 2018
how much?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Young Professional Drivers Needed To Join Our Uber/ Taxify Team by mrsage(op): 3:11pm On Mar 30, 2018
we are recruiting another set of drivers. Welcome on board.
Business To BusinessRe: Turn your Car into A Source of Income by mrsage(op): 3:09pm On Mar 30, 2018
open for business

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