Pregift:
I just need to know. I have my reasons. Please ladies in the house. By Just looking or seeing your boyfriend/ husband naked either in the kitchen, parlour or anywhere in the house. Do you feel the urge to have sex at the sight of the naked body.

Not just any mans body would do it for me. Has to be my man cos for me sex isnt just bout the body bout the person u love n how they make u feel n how u wanna make him feel plus the things about him that attract me so is more than just his body.
Also his touch has more to do with arousing me than the sight of him naked. The way hes touching me n the way hes talking to me on top of how i feel bout him n our connection is wat does it for me. So no i cant just look at a naked guy or an attractive guys body n be aroused. If i did look itd only be fleeting i wouldnt get wet or fantasize bout him unless it was my man or someone i knew n i wanted to be my man.

Ghot:
Ladies keeps secret alot because sometimes they feel shy to express their feelings to people especially when they need certain favour from a man

People vary from each other in some things. We can’t all be same in everything. Especially the looks vary from one to another.
Men have been wondering what it means when a lady looks at them while biting the lower lip. It’s really somehow challenging to get the answer for that.

I would like to make you understand what it really means. Make sure you read this prospective meanings carefully.

When a girl bites her lip, her curiosity about you is peaked. She is feeling something towards ..... Continue here: https://yawabase.com/2021/11/06/when-a-lady-bites-her-lips-like-this-see-what-she-secretly-need/

We usually bite our lip wen thinking. I for one do it wen am thinking bout sumn sexy

[quote author=iLegendd post=107365441]Oh, one more thing. This $100 I turned to 383k in a few hour is money made from books. This is to let those haters who abused me for writing books and go get a job instead know that life or money making is not about jobs only, but wisdom and grace.

Determination pays and this is just a fraction of it as motivation to those who feel finamcially depressed or want to give up in life.

How do you know what to invest in? Do u take notice of the news. Like i got told for example say theres a war coming then u invest in related items that companies produce for war that the goverment will buy....thats just wat i was told. Do u take notice of what ppl are buying?

iLegendd:
What Happened to Me? [Picture]

Yes, I have not been online for a week plus now. Reason? I'm minding my business and drinking more water.

Oh, making money and sleeping too much. I may be pregnant. I spent 5 years being awake or sleeping less, so allow me to sleep as much as I want.

Do you know I have more than 20 bank accounts and I have a couple of thousand in each? Why? I'm writing a book about it.

Also, I use more than 15 eBanking apps and I have a couple of thousand in each? Why? Still part of the book.

And yes, I have more than 40 Crypto exchange apps I use. Why? Still part of the book.

My purpose is to expose the Nigerian financial system and how the bank and the government want you to be poor. Trust me, the government and the banks want you to be extremely poor so that you can be easily controlled. Rich people are hard to control in a lawless country.

Before I leave, I want to tell you Crypto is the way forward. Don't worry about the market crashing. It will always crash and it will always rise. Just have some working strategies. I have made millions from Crypto — just the same way I make from my books.

I always tell people — I won't work, yet I won't be broke. That is the way forward. Focusing on job job job is the mindset of a man who loves poverty. Create the jobs for others to work.

In life, we need to plan. No matter the distraction, we need to stay focused. I used to be broke, but being focused saved me even when angels of darkness (haters), abused me left and right. I just kept going and doing more of what they hate. I'm heartless.

Making money while you sleep is the way forward. Complaining too much about everything is the way backward.

Earlier today, I wanted to withdraw just $100 to give to someone (even though I'm stingy), since I don't touch the Nairas in all my accounts. They are there for a reason. I keep my main money in Dollar, Crypto, Euro, and Pounds.

I ended up using the $100 to purchase a certain coin on Bkex exchange, one of the many exchanges I use, to buy a sh!t coin. After buying it, I fell asleep.

I woke this evening and the $100 (56k) had turned to $683 (383k).

You see, 56k turned 383k in few hours.

As a single and lazy child, I just opened one of the wines I bought days ago to drink with my visitor as I watch football.

In this life, stress is a must (don't complain), but happiness is an option. Hatred and love come with progress.

I created this thread not because I wanted to, it's because I got a couple of messages on WhatsApp from fans telling me they miss my crazy posts. So, I decided to create this post before crawl back to my cave and mind my business.

Do you want some pictures? See them below.

Remember, making money is not hard, but being organized and focused is.

Stop complaining and start doing things that'll change your life.

Congratulations on ur bundle of joy

Godada:



If you were actually that science student, you would know that a short man without a tall gene CANNOT breed tall children.

Science doesn't work based on sentiments.

Support your points with facts.

Besides go correct your English.... there's nothing like lame man excuse.

Its possible two short ppl can produce tall children same as two tall ppl can produce short children. Because of recombination u cant lose ur distant relatives dna. So its not just about the parents what ur child will look like. Everyone has around 3% of their great grandparents dna so if both parents are short u can still have a tall child if one of the grand or great grandparents were tall.
Dna dilutes slowly over generations

RealMarv:
Most guys I know don't like it when a lady is taller than them especially if they are developing feelings for her. They prefer a lady who is short or of average height. The surprising thing is that even the majority of tall guys prefer going for short ladies.

This begs the question, are tall ladies not attractive? Why are guys intimidated when they are with tall ladies?

Short lady here

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr

One got me though in 2019

Banged this baby girl finish o
My normal style of banging and discharging them because I don't do relationship....

O boy...na so I bang finish o ......then baby girl start to call me I nor pick again....stupid me nor remember say baby girl don already know my house

One early morning...na so baby girl come my house o with tears.....asking me why I dey behave like this...
Then I felt pity for her...I apologized...place her head on my chest...told her sorry.....for my mind make she come go house.....the next day she begin call again...i nor pick...before I could say jack robbison she don run reach my house again with tears....o boy I just give up and started dating her

Lolz

Haryhomyidhey:
And the flower is really cute and lovely.

Not many ppl appreciate natural beauty in any form these days. Its sad.

Omicron007:
Fellows,

A quick one
One of my friends celebrated her birthday recently.
I was lost in thoughts over what to buy for her.
So I surfed the internet and I saw a lot of suggestions.

I ended up getting a flower for her. I ordered the flower on an online flower shop and it was delivered to me.

On her birthday, I took the flower and went to her place. I presented it to her during the little birthday bash she organised.

To my utmost surprise, she and her friends looked at me with contempt. She was not happy I got the flower. It was glaring on her face.

---

I have seen a lot of movies where flowers are presented to girls and they are very happy.

Why is it that some Nigerian girls don't value the gift of flowers?

I spent NGN 7,500 to get the flower!

I personally aint a fan of flowers but dnt mean u be ungrateful n unappreciative. Its the thought that counts

Omicron007:
Fellows,

A quick one
One of my friends celebrated her birthday recently.
I was lost in thoughts over what to buy for her.
So I surfed the internet and I saw a lot of suggestions.

I ended up getting a flower for her. I ordered the flower on an online flower shop and it was delivered to me.

On her birthday, I took the flower and went to her place. I presented it to her during the little birthday bash she organised.

To my utmost surprise, she and her friends looked at me with contempt. She was not happy I got the flower. It was glaring on her face.

---

I have seen a lot of movies where flowers are presented to girls and they are very happy.

Why is it that some Nigerian girls don't value the gift of flowers?

I spent NGN 7,500 to get the flower!

Cos she was probably hoping for something valuable or expensive so shes most likely a selfish greedy shallow ungrateful user of a girl...sorry

philstone:
It’s an appointment part deux.
Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson’s said to be romance seems to be heating up as the pair went out to evening meal for the second night in a row Wednesday, Page Six has as the only source learned.
We’re told Davidson, 27, arrived first at hot
spot Zero Bond, Manhattan’s A-list private members’ club.
Read More ....https://www.newssourge.com/kim-kardashian-and-pete-davidson-have-second-date-private-dinner-night-in-nyc-at-zero-bond/

Pete is funny asf

The5DME:
I like Bebe by 6ix9ine ft Anuel AA. It's a Spanish love song.

Yes i like d song too

siofra:
Please what kind of meat is this

Have you eaten it before?

I dont believe its a real thing. More like photoshop?

fergie001:
A video circulating online showed the military with machine guns shooting indiscriminately into civilian homes in Awgu, Enugu State.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOSFLBumhSQ



ABUBAKAR ABDULLAHI
Major
Acting Deputy Director Public Relations
82 Division Nigerian Army
2 November 2021

See previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6829990/soldiers-shooting-into-civilians-homes

https://www.nairaland.com/6830819/soldiers-invade-isingwu-enugu-burn#107257237

Idiots shouldnt even have guns. He near shoot his friend smh

fergie001:
A video circulating online showed the military with machine guns shooting indiscriminately into civilian homes in Awgu, Enugu State.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOSFLBumhSQ



ABUBAKAR ABDULLAHI
Major
Acting Deputy Director Public Relations
82 Division Nigerian Army
2 November 2021

See previous thread https://www.nairaland.com/6829990/soldiers-shooting-into-civilians-homes

https://www.nairaland.com/6830819/soldiers-invade-isingwu-enugu-burn#107257237

Shame on them bastaards
God sees everything

Drella:

You must be living in the 80s.

The couples marrying these days,one would think they were ex-porn stars.
You will be hearing "scissors style","Bodyguard style"
The one wey off me pass na when I overhear mama chinedu dey tell her husband say "You sabi say na Amazon style I like pass".
When I went to check xvideos for Amazon style,I fainted 77 times...

Wat is bodygaurd style

siofra:
Please what is peppered chicken that somebody cannot afford

Nigerian boys are too broke and stingy, may God help them. Amen.

If thsts ur logic then tgat makes Nigerian girls too lazy and leeches

IAMBREEZY:
White parent:''if someone hits u,go tell the teacher''

Black parent:''if some one hits you,you hit they a$$ back!"

White parent:"go in ur room and think about what you 've done"

Black parent:"go to ur damn room and get ready "this a$$ whooping."

White parent:"Good morning,time for school"

Black parent:"Getcha a$$ up,don't miss that damn bus or else you gonna trek to school"

White parent:"we re heading to the store,you can pick 1 thing from the toy isle"

Black parent:"we bouta go to the store,don't ask for shit!"

White parent:pls stop crying."


black parent:"what u cryin for?shut up before i give you something to cry about."

White parent:"i'm sending you to therapy''

Black parent:"imma knock some sense into you"

White parent:"are you having sex?"

[b]Black parent:[/b]u better not be fuccking,cuz i ain't raising no grand babies u better wrap that shiit up,don't bring no kids home.

Well this thread old old asf but everything u said black parents say here whites say just as much lol

Xenry:
Sea creature... Sorry, what's this?

Its a manta ray or stingray of sum sort. The one abive is a bat not a cat...typo? Lol

Tonymegabush1:



You ave eyes for nice breed ooo. Well for me I don't keep dogs in my household and I doubt if I ever will but I like it when my neighbors have dogs at least I can touch it on my way going out or coming back...

Yeah ive had many dogs in my lifetime n i always treat them as my babies. My chihauhau i used to dress in little doggy jackets n jumpers lol. He even had a little black n white striped prison suit with a prisoner number on it lol. He looked just like the chihauhua meme smiling u see used on nl alot lol

Double0h7:


Pickmesha spotted

Ion even know what that is

Tonymegabush1:



Which breed of dog do like most

D black n white border collies are beautiful. I love staffys and pitbulls. Ive had a few of those they are the sweetest dogs n try talking lol plus i do love Chihuahuas. Fiesty but loyal asf

Kobojunkie:
Adult Nocturnal Enuresis?

I cant remember d name but yeah sounds like that. Is an adult bedwetter.

Promzy99:
Strange things do happen guys. Yerterday being sunday, My babe and I went out 2 take some bottles as usual @ one of our favourite bar in Oyigbo. So it happend that we finished late cos of the interesting nollywood movie that was showing on African magic @ the bar.

She got calls 4rm home that there is a heavy presence of Army men harrassing and flogging people. For safety purpose, I decided that we lodge in nearby guest house to spend the nite and this is our first time spending the nite 2geda.

While sleeping, (me I wasn't that deep at sleep cos of the alcoholic drink) with her left leg wrappd around me, I startd feeling some wet sensation. Immediately, I turnd on my phone's torch, lol and behold my babe was zapping. I got shocked. I woke her up with anger, she feeling very sorry, hugged me and was pleading with me seriously with tears dripping down her eyes. I couldn't help but to feel sorry for her too.

She said she's been battling with that issue since childhood.

Please, how can I help her?

My brother has disabilities n he wet the bed til around age 21. Its a medical condition. I cant remember the name of it.
Is best not to embaress her tho im sure she already feels embaressed n bad enuff bout it within herself cos isnt like shed be deliberately doing it out of laziness at her age

revolt:
Oga stop complaining ...women are built to hook up with the mate that can provide security and comfort for them... As a young man your main focus should be getting your life together. Once you get some bag you'll see the chics flocking around. They're success miners. And this isn't bad ...thats just how they're built.
Infact any man from 18 to 30 shouldnt waste time dating.. spend that time hussling and if you must knack look for some easy pussy and make sure you protect your offspring so one opportunist doesn't steal a childb from you....That will destroy everything you've worked for. Then when you've balanced sit down and look for a sensible girl with good family background and genes then start a family... ( don't bother with she being a good girl. They're mostly all the same just look for a sensible one youncan flow with)... but for now get your life together.

Thats old fashioned thinking tho. The world has changed. Women can now work and dont have to live off of men. A good wife is submissive to her husband n all that kinda thing n the husband can provide n all that yes. But the woman can support herself until ur married n even afterwards nothing should stop her from helping support her husband n d house n family too. A good marraige is wen u work together on bettering yours n each others lives n ur families lives. Its true that alot of women are shallow n are leeches n the same can be said for some men although women are more likely to be shallow in that respect. And lazy.

StiImaticOG:
read what you typed and see whether you no catch strong headache within seconds

Is wat my bro does i meant. Typo. So what?

Tonymegabush1:
[b][/b]


You like dogs?

Dogs are my favourite creature. They love unconditional.

BigBellyBurst:


I don't know if it's actually a female behind this moniker, but as far as I see the "f" we all good to go.

Abeg, God bless you for quoting that lady and talking some sense into her Woman to woman. Her words always sting of pure undiluted hatred towards the male gender. She seems so drowned and intoxicated in feminism. You always see her haunting the romantic section like a Boogeyman trolling day and night, and when you confront her, she would say it's "cruise".

Who would put so much time and energy to "catch cruise" in the first place when you no be celebrity

Lol. True.
Yeah im a woman. I just dont have heart to take from someone. Especially if they struggling n most especially if u got no feeling for them. I prefer to take care of myself and those i love as best i can.
I really dont like ppl who use other ppl. Those who take and lie and dont consider others feelings or circumstances.
N if a good woman cannot see the value in a man who will love you unconditionally even if he has nothing other than love n loyalty to offer you then shes a fool. The way i see it is u love someone then u be there for them encourage them n help build them up n if u choose d right kinda man he will love n be loyal to you weather he eventually suceeds in life or not. N if he doesnt then u still have whats most important n that is someone who loves u who cares bout you and is always there for you. These days ppl are way to materialistic n only care for what ppl can give you. Me, i want unconditional love n everything else comes after that.

EdobabaComedy:


Lol una see say I no dey like. Una plenty

Yeah im shortish n small but chubby n im a moody handful but am loyal asf wen i love someone. Love n loyalty are d most important things in life and faith

Loverofpeace:
Ten years ago i was in my teens,since my teens down to my early 20s i found it very difficult to have a girlfriend they rejected me back to back even though I was much finer and fresher then than i am these days,but one thing about then was that i usually see those girls dating older guys after rejecting me,but now i am in my late twenties i don't know what really changed the kind of attention and love i get from women (both adults and teenager these days is overwhelming)older ladies are now so kind and loving to me maybe they feel i have reached the age to settle down so i try to avoid them Because i don't want to be roped with pregnancy. But the worst of it all is the teenage girls and the ones in early 20,s before i say him they have given me their phone numbers and and before i know it we are dating.. .why is it so?..

Generalization.
I could never ever date or do anything with an older guy ever.

EdobabaComedy:

1.they are mostly born btw April/May/July/Sept/October

2. they're short and Average in height

3. Their shoe size are always 39/40/41

4.they like to plait long hair n when they plaint their hair, their forehead always shine

5. They're mostly light skinned or a bit of black skinned that did transformation to be fair

6. They're always emotional but get angry
Easily especially with tall people

7. They've mouth,their tongue is their weapon, they're ready to rant and rave threatening to deal with you and ur ancestors but one atom of strength is not in them

8. they're always loving and caring,they may act tough and mean but believe me if you've a stubborn sister or girlfriend or wife, forget it because they can go out their way to please you

9. You always see them on earphones

10. They're talkative when around who they're free with.

So ladies, Do you agree with me??

Lol all of these apply to me except no4..well not so much no4.