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Romance / Re: First Time In My Life I Knack And She Didnt Cum by Mrscarter(f): 12:38am On Aug 15, 2022
BigCowH0rn:



@Mrscarter this silent groper Yoruba guy is gay.

He wants only two things in life now...

1. To find a way out of Nigeria
2. To find a big dick to slide up his ass.

If that dick can facilitate his departure oversea better still.

I'm a US citizen by birth and ever since I dropped a comment last week about my unusually big dick this gay old fool won't stop stalking me.
I have said a point balck no since I'm not gay but this biych won't rest.
Keeps insulting me at every opportunity


Answer him further at your peril.


I don't have a dick so i should be safe lol

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Romance / Re: First Time In My Life I Knack And She Didnt Cum by Mrscarter(f): 12:37am On Aug 15, 2022
Silentgroper:
Are u nigerian was all i wanted to knw?

Not nigerian
Romance / Re: First Time In My Life I Knack And She Didnt Cum by Mrscarter(f): 3:57am On Aug 14, 2022
Silentgroper:
Where are u from?

Am in australia
Romance / Re: Penile Length (pics) by Mrscarter(f): 7:13am On Aug 12, 2022
Callertunez:
nobody is ever 4inches

grin


I tire

grin
Romance / Re: Penile Length (pics) by Mrscarter(f): 7:12am On Aug 12, 2022
VALIDDREAMS:
Mine is averagely 6.9cm when dangerously erect and 5.2cm when flacid, the circumference is 3.23cm .......very satisfying and actively working

Dangerously grin
Romance / Re: Is It Safe To Ask A Married Woman Out? by Mrscarter(f): 4:36am On Aug 12, 2022
VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?

Victor don enter trouble again.

I have this newlywed, a newly married wife who doesn't let me rest.Her house is adjacent to ours.

Whenever her husband is not around she brings me food..she invites me to her house.

Sometimes she lay my head on her thighs, caress me, push me on the couch and sit on me.

Now the problem is this, she said when her husband is not around why can't we rock the town?

I want to know if asking her out will result to a grave consequence.Thanks.


Victor Jalingo

Some ppl who catch their partner cheating harm them aswell as the other person. Be careful. Besides its not gud man. Don't homewreck. That woman should be ashamed and karma comes 4 us all
Romance / Re: I’m Rich, Educated, Sexually Active, Yet My Wife Cheated On Me – Man Cries Out by Mrscarter(f): 3:22am On Aug 12, 2022
newsc:
A troubled Nigerian man has averred that he is on the verge of leaving his marriage after his wife cheated on him. In a post shared on Facebook by social influencer Fegor Chime, the man who preferred anonymity said he cannot fathom why his wife cheated on him since he’s everything that any woman would want. He stated that for his peace of mind, he wants to leave his home for the wife.

He wrote:

Good morning madam. I actually have been a real guy i.e. rich, cool, educated, sexually active and what most ladies will truly pray to have, but still i caught my wife cheating on me, though i have decided to leave all my belongings for her; take our only son and leave the house for her, please what do i do?

Material things don't buy love. U either feel it or u don't. Money only buys fake love. Money will make some girls pretend to love you.
Family / Re: Unusual Behavior Between My Step Brother And My Wife by Mrscarter(f): 3:20am On Aug 12, 2022
ZiiVentures:


What did I just read? What fvcked up shit is this? To hell with the politeness! Op be a man and control your home.

See, women always give weak advice on matters concerning their own gender.

Cos theres no need for rudeness unless it's called for. I'd rather sort things calmly if possible. U can be firm but calm same time
Family / Re: Unusual Behavior Between My Step Brother And My Wife by Mrscarter(f): 3:09am On Aug 12, 2022
grop1040:
Hi guys,

Something happened 9 months ago, I decided to keep mute or probably just wait for the right time to commence my investigation to actually know what is going on between my step brother and my wife. So im 9 years already into my marriage, and we have 3 kids. My step brother who is the 2nd of my mum has temperamental problem.
He's bossy and very vulgar plus he's controlling, everybody knows him for that, he was married 13 years ago, however after his family relocated to the USA, he later found
out that his 3kids aren't his, the marriage ended like that, ever since then he's been traumatized, emotionally and any other way one can describe him as. Sometimes in order to at least feel that children presence around him, he would ask me to have my children come over to his place for some days, and I could witness
how that really helped him over time, but then I noticed the absence of his wife started making him familiarize with my wife in certain odd manners which I was not really down with.

For example, if he comes to our house, most times comes around with a friend, either female or male, my wife seems not to be the attache type who would sit with us in the living room, she will rather be upstairs in the room, I have witnessed cases where he will shout at her, saying how can everybody be here and ur there upstairs, there
was even a time when one of the visitors he came with sighed and made face in a way that defined, wow, "was that necessary". Or times when he will ask her to
cook stew for her, if she forgets or probably didnt want to do it because she knew it isnt her duty, she will be yelled upon, you'll here things like, where
is the egusi i told u to make, even the one you made last time, u didnt put enough this and that. Now yall might think am a dullard or a simp, or someone too relaxed
as gentle and as patient as I am, I be original demon, if I start my madness, the result will end in eternal damage,and our family background from my mums side where
this my brother was born, we tend to uphold unity over adversity, so when things like this occur, mum would rather have us calm and not fight so unity can continue.

So sometimes last year, the major issues started grooming that made me start to think if there was something going on with my step and my wife, it started with when
the kids were with him, so madam and I were suppose to go for outing, so we decided to branch at his place to check up on the kids,on getting there while in his living room,
he said to my wife " I like your hair" she responded thanks, he was like are u guys going out, I was like yea am taking her out, next thing she asked my madam, so when are we going on
our own outing? I shrugged and didnt understand where that came from, though she didnt answer him. While we were leaving, I was waiting for her to bring up the topic
and put it to me that why did ur brother say such a thing, even if its a joke, its too expensive, but she didnt, I brought up the topic, and she was like shes surprised too
that she never thought he would say such a thing. 5 days later, we had a family party in his house, my other brothers, cousins and my mum, my children were there, while the
caterer were cooking outside, and we were all in his living room drinking, he opted to get some meat to dish and give everybody to at least be chewing something, he served it round
but when it got to my wives turn, the one he already bit off from was what he gave her, funny thing is, it was only my mum and myself that saw the scene, my wife was not aware, that was when
I knew something could be going on. Afterwards, I put the ish through to my wife, she acted disgusted and said she cant blv he would do such, that although my mum already called her
to say the same thing. So I asked details of what she discussed with my mum, she said my mum advised her that whenever he calls her, she shouldnt pick,that when he knows
its obvious that shes avoiding his call, he probably would want to report to her, and then she will now break the silence of what she my wife have been experiencing
with him thus her refusal to pick his call. So i called my mum and I was like being calm,patient and cooperating with the useless policy of the family doesnt mean
that the recent things happening wont seat any longer with me, that am gonna have to confront him and put him in his place. My mum begged me and begged, cos shes
76 years old, I considered and I had no choice but to cooperate with her advise. The funny thing is, after this whole ish, I asked her that if he calls, will you pick,
she answered yes I will, but I will have to see what he has to say first to know if I will continue the conversation or not, I was like for real? You must be kidding me,it means
something that I am not suppose to know of is happening, she was like oh well its ur fault, why didnt u confront him instead of listening to ur mums advise.

Since then, I have let it slide, but what actually made me bring up this issue again, was when I went to my bros house to pick some stuffs my sister sent from the USA, madam
was off to the market, I called her to ask if she would like the only size 10 of the shoe I saw cos she wears 9, she didnt pick after calling like 4 times, immediately my brother
called her with his own phone, she picked and was like sorry when you called I try to pick but it was nt connecting, I just weak at that moment sey wetin dey sup.
Guys, ladies, from deep experiences u guys must have gone through, what do u think could be wrong and what do yall think I should do, something could be happening
that if I dont unravel early, it might be the cause of ones demise or destruction.

Politely tell ur brother hes making u uncomfortable. Put ur wife in her place. Tell her to avoid contact with him
Romance / Re: First Time In My Life I Knack And She Didnt Cum by Mrscarter(f): 2:56am On Aug 12, 2022
Stallionhorse:
Ehmm! Guys you know say me AND kpekus matter nah like 5and6.. So this my new babe we met two weeks ago and everything just click we started vibing this weekend we spent the entire Sunday together.. And it was explosive tho I felt like, tho some bad news guys I've never been told by a girls after three rounds of sex that she didnt cum I felt disappointed.. My name stallion was give to me by a girl. Cause of the was I take dey handle kpekus matter, I mean I even make some quirt I've never come across a girl in my life I couldn't make cum.. This one weak me sha!! After the third round I was confused, I've hive. Her heads, done it fast, slow. Lasted to up to an hour pounding her.. It no result.. There I was In the bathroom looking at myself In the morrow feeling like I lost a billion dollars.. Then I decided to swallow my pride and ask Ber what makes her cum fast,she said if she is ontop..I quickly got in the mood for a forth round AMD asked her to climb on top.. This babe just Climb me come dey dance like fish, e no take 5minutes she cum.. Omo!! The thing shock me sha.. Is it that I'm loosing my touch or she is just too sexually advance for

Some girls lie n say they cum wen they didn't. Isn't nice to bruise a guys ego so has prolly happened b4 n they just ain't ben honest. Sometimes sex has to be s performance if u like the guy but the sex aint doing it 4 u. However a woman cumming has lotsa variables. How she's being screwed aswell as her mood n how she feel bout the guy plus how her body is feeling. It's not as simple as just pumping away for a girl to cum.
If i were you is be happy she was honest

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Romance / Re: Girls That Date Cute Guys, How Do You Cope?. by Mrscarter(f): 3:08am On Aug 10, 2022
Anuoluwa12345:
Good evening everyone grin, so I came across a particular status post on my WhatsApp, which made me to explore more thinking and I arrive at this particular question: [/b]girls that date cute guys, how do you cope?[b].

Cuz I understand everyone has sight for something good, and we all desire and always want it to belong to us. Which makes the competition very high etc sha.. even with the high competition, I don't I have seen anyone in their right sense ever desired something that's bad or poor? We all want the best, either in human, finances, career and etc.. Gbogbo wa la Mon ikan to da, gbo gbo wa la de n Fe.

So at the verge of realising this point, I became troubled a little, that what if the guy I later choose to go with is cute and girls are all over him? How do I cope, what are the things I need to understand to make my relationship with him last and many more guidance sha. So I deem it fit to open a thread on it, to learn from relationship gurus cheesy cheesy.

Cuz I can remember well, I have an elder brother who is dark and very cute, and I know how girls throw themselves over him etc .. infact, girls wey even dey serious relationships o .. wey old pass him self.. like girls that some have even done introduction o, o deep cheesy. Pls share your thoughts.

Cc: lalasticlala move to fp sir!.

I see it this way...if ur man is cute no matter cos is all bout trust. He's either faithful n loyal or hes not. If he truly love u hel be faithful n same goes for you. It's not about looks. If a person is good looking n ppl try get with them then it's upto them to decide if they love their partner enough to be faithful. There's nothing u can do about it. Only that person can do anything bout that. All u gotta do is be yourself n hope he is the right man. Loving someone is a risk we all gotta take. And we don't know if that risk will hurt us or not u just be wise in whom u choose to love n don't just go for what a person looks like. I dated a really really hot guy n he was dumb asf tho. Couldn't hold a conversation couldnt kiss well etc n i just wasn't attracted after a cpl of days. Then i dated a man I wasn't really physically attracted to n turned out over time he was a good man n loved me unconditionally n i got to know him n he was sweet n funny and everything i wanted n over time he became very attractive to me. So it's not about just looks

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Romance / Re: Why 30 And Above Ladies? by Mrscarter(f): 2:35am On Aug 10, 2022
LadyD22:


That's why NL is toxic , one small girl somewhere will be seeing this and planning to have all her 10 babies in her 20s to maintain her shape grin

Yes exactly.
Romance / Re: Open Letter To Single Nigeria Guys by Mrscarter(f): 3:34pm On Aug 09, 2022
Patriotsleague:
No difference between a white and black woman, there are lots of shitty white women too. Black and white, all humans.

That's true
Romance / Re: Why 30 And Above Ladies? by Mrscarter(f): 3:02am On Aug 08, 2022
virginprincess:
Op pls make your reasearch and stop saying what you don't know, the best time for giving birth is between the age of 20-25,at that time the body is still very fertile and young to hold pregnancy and also birthing is mostly easy because at that age the lady still has enough strength to push,reasearch well you found at that the women who have complications while giving birth are between the ages of 30 and above,and giving birth on time helps you recover your shape faster.

It is but i know women in their 30s n 40s had n having healthy babies

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Romance / Re: The Costly Mistake Many Men Make When Choosing A Marriage Partner by Mrscarter(f): 2:43am On Aug 08, 2022
Oluvan:
A confused mind. You think you can oppose the will of God. It is like saying there's no God. Only a fool does that. And there's no atom of wisdom in the whole counsel above.

If only you know (I pray you don't experience it) the evil and satanic bondage premarital and extramarital sex has brought upon many lives and family.


He's not saying theres no god. He's saying women are emotional n wen in love with fill her desires with said man. It's true

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Family / Re: How can I stop my wife from divorcing me? by Mrscarter(f): 1:09am On Aug 08, 2022
Antihypocrite:
I have been married for 3 years now, I have known my wife for 5 years altogether. She was and is still the best thing that ever happened to me.

I don't know where to start from, I can't come to terms with the fact that my wife is leaving.

Guys, I think the problem started last year after some hoodlums stole my bike. That was my major source of livelihood apart from some home lessons that I used to do, but stopped due to health reasons.

It's been difficult financially and I honestly don't know what else to do.

Shortly after my bike was stolen, I got a loan from lapo and added with my little savings to enter palm oil business. I wish I had not done so as I ended up losing about 80k because the guy I worked with cheated me whole heartedly.

My wife had to get a job as a teacher in a private primary school. I told her it was just temporary as I was working to raise money for her start a poultry.

In order to clear the lapo loan, I had to do odd jobs and take loan from loan apps. My wife's little salary of 20k became the major source of feeding while I battled to clear the loan.

Sometimes I would borrow from friends to pay the loan app to be able to borrow a higher amount from the loan apps again. This was a mistake and a trap cos now I am so much indebted to these loan apps. I am even owing some friends and right now I am unable to pay back.

I have been in debt for over 8 months now to these loan apps. They have tarnished my Image to all my contacts.

I even stopped going to church because most of my church members who received messages from these loan apps did not even care to hear me out. They believed the loan apps that I am a fraudster on the run.

My wife started feeling ashamed of me. She stopped associating with me in public spaces. I know she has tried. Nobody deserves to pass through what she is passing through.

This afternoon when she came back from work, she told me that she would be going back to her parents house

She said that it is best she goes back to her people until I am able to sort my self out.

Guys I have tried to be strong for so long. Right now I don't think I can hold on anymore. I have always believed that things would turn out well, but right now I am in a low place. I don't know how long I can hold on again.

Last month I tried to even get a security job that pays 25k monthly. But I feel so discouraged to do the job. How long will I work to clear a loan of 320k that keeps adding interest daily.

Thoughts of suicide have been crossing my mind today. I really need help

What can I do? I don't even have the energy to pray. Has anyone ever been in my shoes? If yes how did you come out?

Suicide is never the answer. Please don't think such. When u hit rock bottom the only way is up. U love your wife u fight for her. Keep fighting find a way to rise back up ok.

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Romance / Re: Do You Know That Lucifer Is A Woman? (pictures) by Mrscarter(f): 12:58am On Aug 08, 2022
chim14:
Do you know that Lucifer, bright and morning star is a woman?

I just watched a new series that just came out called "Sandman" Season 1, Episode 4.

In the movie, Lucifer was portrayed as a tall woman with big black angelic wings. It just dawned on me that it's 99% possible that Lucifer is a woman.

Come to think of it, all the worlds pain & suffering was caused by one woman, Eve. And of all people the Serpent approached, it was WOMAN! Why did the serpent not approach a man?

Why was Eve comfortable gisting with Snake?

Lol i watched the first episode of this last night. It's good so far. Interesting.
Na i doubt lucifer was a woman. Doesn't the bible say he?
Romance / Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Mrscarter(f): 3:46am On Aug 06, 2022
baajetu:
calm down the women in this forum are just catching cruise

Maybe some but a lot mean wat they sayin lol.
Romance / Re: Lady Spots Big Boy Who Wooed Her In Nightclub Repairing Phones At The Market by Mrscarter(f): 3:34am On Aug 06, 2022
Realtvnigeria10:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DUxzzEf3ZVQ

A Nigerian lady has gone online to mock a club big boy that wooed after she discovered what he does for a living.

She said that the guy was repairing phones at the market just a day after he was spraying money on her at a night club.


The young lady shared a video showing when she was walking towards his work and she filmed him in the market.

She thought about going to greet him and make him feel embarrassed following the events of the previous night where he took on the role of a big spender.

Reacting, captainjeffgoodvibe said; How is that your business na

doctall_kingsley; Olosho Dey yab person wey get handwork nawaooo

the.estherrr; What na happen Did he steal the money Nawaa

myhairven; So what is funny now he shouldn’t hustle again?what is the essence of this video now ?

labod702; Shey that one no be work ni

Watch video below;

https://fb.watch/eHlc2_jLhR/

She's mocking a man for working when she most likely dont even work herself but leeches money from men instead. Who's the one needing to be mocked undecided
Romance / Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Mrscarter(f): 4:37am On Aug 05, 2022
Thinkam:
This lady I've barely known for less than 2weeks, doesn't want to leave my apartment.

Please what can I do to get her, out.

Lol all the women in the comments saying let her stay. Why don't they then let u stay at their place so the woman at ur place can have yours lol. Ppl think just cos u invite someone into ur home that they can overstay their welcome. It's your house u pay d rent. Simply ask her to leave be nice n if she don't kindly tell her to fu.c.kk off undecided A person has a right to have who they want or kick out who they want in their own house

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Romance / Re: How Do I Get her to leave my house? by Mrscarter(f): 4:31am On Aug 05, 2022
doggedfighter:
You are just angry you didn't see big boobs.





.

That's besides the point. U dont overstay ur welcome anywhere

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Romance / Re: These Images Will Make You Reconsider Your Beliefs (photos) by Mrscarter(f): 4:29am On Aug 05, 2022
1Sharon:



The buildings look European because the Americans are descended from Europeans, you know that right?

If u must know, what i was implying was that I didn't know the US had these buildings in these photos in particular. U dont exactly see these type in the US today. Not like in some of these photos. Also I didn't know they were descended from Europeans i always thought they were descended from Martians undecided duh
Romance / Re: These Images Will Make You Reconsider Your Beliefs (photos) by Mrscarter(f): 4:25am On Aug 05, 2022
1Sharon:



The buildings look European because the Americans are descended from Europeans, you know that right?

Lol no shit.
Romance / Re: Photos Of Me And My Girlfriend by Mrscarter(f): 4:24am On Aug 05, 2022
VictorUSA:
If only anyone would believe that is the photo of me and my girlfriendgrin And you know what that meansgrin

Lol ok o
Romance / Re: My Husband Likes Suckling My Breast, I'm Afraid Of Saggy Boobs by Mrscarter(f): 1:13am On Aug 04, 2022
LilianGeorge:
My hubby likes to suck on my breasts, he can be on my breasts suckling it for over 30mins, its not as if I don't like it cos it actually turns me on, but I'm scared, I'm scared that its going to make my boobs saggy, We have talked about this and he was like, he doesn't care if its saggy that afterall, he owns it. What do y'all think?

Sucking breast dont make them sag. Gravity age n lack of support (no bra for eg) is all that makes breasts sag. Don't believe that nonsense. Google it or ask ur dr
Romance / Re: Photos Of Me And My Girlfriend by Mrscarter(f): 1:06am On Aug 04, 2022
VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?


Please rate me and my girlfriend. Give grade such as A B C D E and F. Thanks.

Dude ur crazy putting yourself n ur girl up there to be judged on this forum lol.
The sharks will smell blood in d water n come to shred you a new assh.ole grin
Romance / Re: Photos Of Me And My Girlfriend by Mrscarter(f): 1:04am On Aug 04, 2022
Zonefree:
This small girl without bress is your girlfriend

Lmao.
They look like children almost. So that is y

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Romance / Re: I Told Her She Has A Bad Breath by Mrscarter(f): 1:02am On Aug 04, 2022
NaturalKinzzy:
Good evening peeps,trust y'all had a wonderful day.

Earlier today a female friend visited me .

One thing led to another and I wanted to kiss her but I halted all of a sudden and the moment I stopped she wanted to kiss me so bad.
I felt so reluctant to kiss her and she wanted to know why.

I just told her straight up that her breath stinks and that she has mouth odour.
She immediately left and hasn't picked my call or reply my Whatsapp messages.


Please did I do wrong??

If it was me that girl i would be thankful cos I'd know it's something I can fix its better than not being told n going about stinking n ppl wont tell u. Although unless she just ate n hasn't ben home to brush its not hard to be hygienic
Romance / Re: These Images Will Make You Reconsider Your Beliefs (photos) by Mrscarter(f): 1:14am On Aug 03, 2022
omale88:
3rd phase of moon is also another show to take a look at,its really amazing the kinds of reality these guys dig out.

Oh ok ill check it out. Is utube?

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