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Go Oprah!

I accidentally fall on Chima's joystick...did I sexed him?

Mcval: Are you married? May be 1 of d lucky ones. If you are not, aha! Then you are on a long thing.

Yes, I am happily married.

Kpakam: [color=#006600][/color]
I av bin Finkin abt Sumtin 4 a long Tym Now and It haz bin Killing Me Psychologicaly,I'm a guy Of 25yrz buh The Size Of My 'Joystick' Iz Nofin 2 Write home about,It haz even killed the Man In Me,I Can't approach a Gal cuz I don't wanna feel depressed and Embarassed,Though I Know how to Make Maximum Use Of The One I have But I Want it Bigger,I Wanna be the ''Women's Man'',I did not Include all the details but I Must tel u,Itz Embarassin Me,I Know You Guyz Wil help Me,Just Contribute ur quota,No Insultz plz

Do you want me to hold your hands as I smother you?

MsDarkSkin: Mschew!!

1-59N-eva-mind





LOL!! My spam mail has gotten a lil full now that you mention it.

Girl! If I get another letter about a dying uncle or someone left me a fortune but I got to pay 20 million dollars to get it!!! I swear on 100 White men, I am going to hurt somebody!

My last letter came from somewhere in Nigeria about a woman having triplets and she need money for a good nursing bra but she will accept cash donations instead of me shipping her a damn good nursing bra!! I mean WTF? How are your arse going to beg and CHOOSE what somebody give you?

But dumb arse people fall for that bullshit EVERYDAY. I was looking at some show on cable about this White woman who met some man online but never seen his picture nor cam. She sent that man 20K in matters of MONTHS! She decided to meet him to find out that she was chatting with a WOMAN!

She cried like a baby when she told her story, we talked about her arse for days girl!

Yay! Amefi moved on to Ms. Darkskin!

No wonder them damn scamming letters stopped coming to my email!

Mcval: The views of all d ladies on dis thread only strengthens my resolve never to marry a nigerian lady. 'Why?' you may ask. I've always bn d type dat treats women with respect, seeing relationships/marriage as 50-50. I've done d cooking atimes, fetched water 4 dem, etc but, I bet u at d end of d day they'll take u 4granted. I'm speaking from experience, so guyz make your money, go look 4 a latina chick n get married 2. At least d south americans still have values unlike our cheap, money hungry, ego tripping naija women. Gosh! they r so awful! Let dem become lesbians n marry selves. They are so fake!

There are:

Non-Nigerian Africans
Nigerians
Americans
Canadians
Russians
Chinese
Indians
German
Irish
Mexicans
Italians
Swedish
Japanese
Iranians
Somalians
South AFricans
Ghanaians
Kenyans
Congolese
Cameroonians on Nairaland and the list goes on and on!!

Before you assumed that many of the chatters on Nairaland are Nigerians....do the simple thing and ask before making an arse out of yourself. Nigerian women thanks you.

JOBLESSNESS IS A MUGGFUCKA!

MsDarkSkin: No.
I have too much pride.
I'd rather lock myself in my room and cry my eyes out
over losing him than get on my knees and beg.

No man or HUMAN BEING is worth giving that much power to!!

YANNO SIS!

[quote author=Mr..Cork] ****Actor Denzel Washington and his beauriful lovely lookin sweet wife: SHANIQUA FOXX **** [/quote]You are a damn fool!

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to survive marriage. It doesn't take a doctor to analyze marriage. It doesn't take a lawyer to stand up for the betterment of marriage.

It takes TWO PEOPLE who understand what it is like to be in a partnership thriving for SIMILAR GOALS while RESPECTING, CHERISHING, UNDERSTANDING, BEING COMPASSIONATE, AND LOVING TO EACH OTHER.

There are people from different cultures, ethnicities, religions, social statuses, and education levels enjoying fruitful marriage and relationships with one another. It is because they have similar GOALS while RESPECTING, CHERISHING, UNDERSTANDING, BEING COMPASSIONATE, AND LOVING TO EACH OTHER!

It is not complicated, UNLESS YOU MAKE IT COMPLICATED.

MsDarkSkin: I love how these "men" are creating threads trying to teach women how to act when they are but boys themselves.
Work on your own issues before you try to teach someone how to behave.

Yanno!

[quote author=Lord_Reed]I'm ok but a good long conversation with you would make me better. [/quote]You ole cheating bastard! You had me standing by the back door waiting on your crusty arse!

lefulefu: bros mrs chima belongs to the feminist movement
ehen u need to see the way she treat her igbo husband like a slave

Just like you are a slave to your Ukraine Grandma?

[quote author=~Killz~][color=#000030][size=1pt]_{I didn't get it o. . .} [/size][/color][/quote]Maybe computer glitch...will send again.

Viewing this topic: ~Killz~(m), Mrs.Chima(f), Mr..Cork and 2 guest(s)

[quote author=cris_ana]you date whom you want to be with, no matter colour. i really dont get why black women are jealous on white women regarding this matter. y cant u realise that u r the only ones who judge relationship through colour/race perspective? white women don't bother about if he's black/white/indian etc. do you think any man really thinks oh she's white - i'll date her or no, she's black i'll date her. is about who rocks your boat. i'm a white woman married with a black man and color does not make any difference in our relationship or families. you love someone, you love him/her and that's it. so please realise that you live in 2012 and there's more to enjoy about life that worry about interacial relationships! maybe you'll fall in love with a person of another color (if you allow urself to be free and listen to your heart without thinking oh how much money he has etc etc). work to be independent, be yourself and you will find the one.[/quote]You are very much entitled to your opinion...

The person who created the thread is A BLACK MAN..... I know it may be too much for you to swallow...BUT THERE ARE MILLIONS of Black women who aren't threatened nor give a damn, shit, Bleep, hell, and everything else about who dating whom.

A few BLACKS doesn't represent ALL BLACKS. Thank God, a few WHITES doesn't represent ALL WHITES!

J[b]ust like you don't want people to judge relationship through colors or race.... YOU SHOULDN'T TELL PEOPLE WHO THEY SHOULD DATE, MARRY, OR ACCEPT. Just saying. [/b]

They are the one that have to live through the relationship not YOU....the same goes for others.

Sagamite: You need to pick up your books and start reading about history.

Never bring weak arguments to an open debate table, you would be made to look like a fooool.

EXACTLY! It is a shame that he is an African not knowing his OWN DAMN HISTORY!

Adaeze003: hmm this is some serious shyt! So your idea of a 'balanced' african relationship is a woman kneeling to beg a man? And uhm y cant u argue without bein insultive? Respect other pplez opinion...

But I am an ediot when he is the one posting PURE DUMB BULLSHIT!