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I thought you like light skinned women?

Mz Dark, please allow me to quote you.

Mz Dark stated in another thread that black men or African men have strong ties to their own and it highly likely they will seek in the same cesspool where they hence from. There are a few of the brothers that actually love and wants to be with the chicks that are not like "them".

So you have to determine if he IN LOVE WITH YOU regardless of your race or if he see you as an ottoman until he find a sister that he can marry.

Yall know Mrs. Chima keeps it real.

Oyindo,

There is a different between a VISA and a GREEN CARD.  I am not saying he wanting to marry you for a green card.  I am just saying that people are clueless about the Visa and Green Card systems.  (You may very well be aware)

For those who DOESN'T know a VISA is something that is stamped to your passport and a GREEN CARD is like a Social Security card for the citizens or permanent residents.  The visa runs out and you are to return back to your homeland and a green card is permanent. 

Now we got that out of the way. 

He doesn't want you, doesn't respect you, and using you for all he can get.

Well, Liveit!  I wish you and the sir all the best!  Take plenty of pictures!   


It normal to be excited and gushy because this is a new journey.  Believe me you gon be like girllllll after a while.  Enjoy it while it hot! 

April is a lovely month for weddings!

My husband is not to ask me what in my journals and I will not ask him what is in his journals. My husband always asking me questions like what are you and this dude talking about?  Why is my phone on silent?  Why do I have too many male friends?  Why must I interact with everyone that approaches me even men?

The list go on and on.  Check this out Mz Dark, we were at the airport picking somebody up that were visiting us.  There were a few guys standing on the side looking confused.  So, I am a friendly person so I asked them how were they doing and were they looking for something.  The guys were like yes and we chatted for about twenty minutes.  

I guess the guy wanted to "hollered" because he asked me were I single and I said no I am here with my husband.  The guy was like oh, how are you Mr. Chima?  Mr. Chima showed his arse!  He was looking as if he wanted to kick the guy's arse.  He shook his hands abruptly and motioned me to come to him.  I rolled my eyes and walked my arse on over there.  (Mr. Chima looked scary and I was nervous) He was "lecturing" me about talking to strangers and that some people are not to be trusted.  I am his wife and it is his duty to protect me.  You know the whole MACHO monologue.  I am like in disbelief that Mr. Chima tripped off me talking to some strange men.  I don't understand men sometimes.  

So basically Mr. Chima think he have every right to go in my shit and READ anything of mine under the claim what is mine is his.  BULLSHIT!  

Hmm. I wonder about you sometimes.

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=585665.msg7532521#msg7532521 date=1295019135]Pls do, i'm waiting. But remind him vat i might request for a refund incase.lol[/quote]

jay bee:
The dude you met at the family gathering?
Oh well . . . . . I sure tried. Lmao
You aiight though Q?

Why are you asking me if I am aiight? Are you aiight?

bayleaf:
i think i'd rather be friends with you.

You going to get me in trouble with Mr. Chima.

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=585665.msg7532447#msg7532447 date=1295018486]So pls help me and ask him the cost for sampling the 'prime A grade toto'.[/quote]You must be suicidal. It is your funeral. I will ask him.

It appears that MOST of you non cooking men need a woman to prepare some soup and crackers.

jay bee:
Game is meant to be shown not to be told.
Come and explore then decide for yaself. lol

Last time someone told me to explore I ended up married to him. I will just take your word for it and it is illegal for me to have two husbands. I will keep you in mind when I have a space available.

viruz007:
@ op and jaybee: abeg make una no vex. Dn't get me rong. Meant it as a joke 2.
@ op: i undastand your angle. Wel jst hang on a lil and see wat happenz
@ mrs. Chima: am i 2 take it u gat beef wit brodaz or wat? Cuz me no undastand u o. Jst sayin

Excuse you?  Why would you ASSUMED that I have beef with you (coughing, hacking, beating chest) brothers?

bayleaf:
that factory must be an interesting one to work in.

You sure you are not friends with my husband?  I swear that sound like something Mr. Chima would say.

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=584446.msg7532219#msg7532219 date=1295016203]Cos Its looks kinda fimiliar, i can bet 've seen vat 'nyansh' before [/quote]Well, like my very wise granny used to say " Mrs. Chima, if you seen one arse, you done seen them all".

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=585665.msg7532156#msg7532156 date=1295015621]^
Hmm. Iron Lady so you do manufacture 'totos' and you know tell me. Can i have some?. Lmfao
**Mr Chima i'm just kidding o**[/quote]Yes, I manufactures PRIME A GRADE toto specially designed for Mr. Chima.

rokiatu:
And take photo while doing it

I knew I forgot something! I didn't want to believe that he can masturbate and indulge in self photography. I guess some people cease to amaze me.

jay bee:
You wanna find out Q?

I must be this "Q" person so I will take one for the team. So are you a player and if so what are your methods?

rokiatu:
Which is size 2??

P.S na wa for your profile picture. What were you enjoying soooooooo much? I mean look at your facial expression

Some men masturbate sitting down, legs propped against the wall, leaning backward on the couch, and apparently standing up.

amefi:
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I see you haven't croaked yet. Sighs.

If my husband ever was to sample some meat that is not from my toto factory.  He will be victoriously single.

jay bee:
My eyes are permanently set on Queen Evieee Eeeeeee

Lucky her!

Hey Mz Dark! How you be sister girl?

Come here girl, (whispering in your ear) [size=4pt] why is this orton guy staring at my nyansh?[/size]

I got a feeling this Jaybee fella is a player.


Poster,

If you are not sure and you ALREADY tripping about something mediocre as FACEBOOK. You need to leave him alone and find someone that is in your area. I am not saying long distance relationships don't work because it a few that are working. However, why would you stress yourself when you have to schedule sex with someone who lives million miles away? I am sure you guys are sexually active that too much playing.

Mygoldie:
Mrs chima what of jaybee?

What about him? I am sure he got his hands full with a chick from Poland.

Slow.

If you are not sure of his intentions, then you should not date him nor marry him.

[quote author=Orton1_0 link=topic=585665.msg7531531#msg7531531 date=1295009680]MRS CHIMA
^
Lol, i just did.
For-better-and-for-worse??
C'mon, cut dat cliche and lets be realistic here, most marriages are based on lies and deceit so you don't expect a partner to stick arround and play along simply because he took a matrimonial vow in some church?
Gal, when i get married [i.e. If i even get married] the moment i notice either of the above vice/factors, hmm, i'm gonna bail out for good. Life is to short n precious to waste. My opinion.[/quote]Interesting. Sighs.

jay bee:
What's good Q
Do you want me instead suga?

Who is this Q?

Let me try this in African Sign Language maybe this time you will COMPREHENDE!

I do not want you. Go find your pliant and giggling groupies. I am sure one of them would love to be your ottoman.