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Vomits.

r231:
this DON'T have nothing to do with Seun sir. Its an effort from members of this forum

we are setting him and his wife up with a business and he will take it from there

Hey!

Did you get the funds together for the couple in Lagos? I sent you a message on NL section that we took care of some things on our end for the couple.

r231:
na wa o

Hey!

Did you get the funds together for the couple in Lagos? I sent you a message on NL section that we took care of some things on our end for the couple.

kokoye:
 

What?!

kokoye:
^^^

did you steal my thread??

No.

LMAO@gay dude getting bitchslapped by my two wives.

LMAO@brain is full of fat  

Thanks Wifey!  

Don't be easy on them!  Destroy them!  

zolzlolz:
I know. Mrs Chima bestowed on me the responsibility to chase the idi0t back to his village in London. But I have failed

You haven't failed yet. He is using the Deportation Jail cyber cafe awaiting deportation.

Hotie Tima:
hey huni

long time no see

what's good  

Life is good!

Damn my Liberian sisters kicking arses!

Hey Rokiatu, Hottie Tima, and Ms. Darkskin!

kimberluge:
Pls,make it bolder jst for emphasis!

Done!

Chimezie198:
Has
Mr chima ever cheated on U?

Has your blind and destitute dog ever cheated on you?

zolzlolz:
Don't worry Mrs Chima, the man is all yours. Methinks I have greater standards  

Oh no!  You are doing fine!  He isn't wanted over here.  

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=818127.msg9699026#msg9699026 date=1323100033]  Can u  actually  imagine dating a female like Mrs Chima?  [/quote]Let me help you, Close your eyes and imagine me with a silver blade dipped in poison ruthlessly slicing you flesh by flesh and shouting with glee as you perish.  Sounds fun huh?  

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=818127.msg9698775#msg9698775 date=1323098631]still wondering why black women are so jelous of sweet & more beauriful white babes?  has this gots anythings to do with the fact that they have real long hair?  [/quote]And why you STILL can't get a white woman with long hair?

[size=55pt]Nothing will STOP a man from cheating but HIMSELF.   [/size]

sexkillz:
[color=#000055][size=14pt]For what it's worth, that's the name of the Nigerian Vice President! Seriously! [/size][/color]

Hmm. He isn't an Oyinbo arse kisser huh?

bekay911:

Too honest huh?   

On Nairaland?

OP

They are known as boot lickers, foot shuffling niggas, roof and house niggas, bojangling hoes, Uncle Toms, Sambo, and Yessa Massas on my side of the world.

And many of these dumb arse Nairaland boys wonder why they are STILL single.

Not Sexkillz.

lefulefu:
You mean your ex Mrs Chima
kekekekekekekekeke

You shouldn't be ashamed of your sexuality. If you want Reality just tell him. No need to redirect the attention from yourself. They can't persecute you ONLINE and you are safe_{for now.}

babsjnr:
@chima go and s*ck your dirty slapper  mum.

Manbitches first!  Take your time.   

[quote author=James-dman link=topic=694355.msg9691414#msg9691414 date=1323013871]S *besides Mrs. Chima isn't the type of lady u mediate for*[/quote]Excuse you?

SAFO:
I'm on my way to get a plate

Nawl! I thought American women can't cook!

SAFO:
Oh lawd Chima, it's too early to get started.

I am cooking a big Sunday dinner and collar, mustard, and turnip greens already boiling in the pot. I put my foot in the sweet yams and honey buttermilk cornbread!

Oga Chima think he is the inventor of BBQing and burning up the meat!

SAFO:
She's a decent cook but she won't even attempt to learn any of the Nigerian delicacies. But if I prepare a proper traditional meal, she'll eat like she's been starving for days.   How strange is that?

My mother is American, but she took the time to learn how to cook Nigerian meals. I blame it on this new breed of American women.  

I disagree with you.  It has nothing to do with "new breed of women" and it is an individual choice. Some people can't cook regardless of "category" and some people can cook depending on their exposure. 

If a person isn't willing to learn new things that is their choice however it is your choice to be with that person too. 

Let us not get on the "new breed of men".  Just saying.

OP

So, what do you want US to do?

SAFO:
Akata girls can't cook. I should know, I'm married to one 

My Fatha told me to marry a nice Ondo girl. Where did I go wrong 


[size=1pt]Just kidding, don't rain down wahala on me [/size]

You mean she can't cook Nigerian food or food period? 

Poor thing.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=817223.msg9691198#msg9691198 date=1323011803]Don't they both take manliness?[/quote]Some both take pussy too.

[quote author=$ugardaddy link=topic=817223.msg9688983#msg9688983 date=1322980976]Both - They both take d.i.c.k from men!

The choice is yours [/quote]Bottom line!

slimyem:
okay o.all the best with your wet dreams.

LMAO