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OP

Men are worthless. Do not waste your time.

You know that's a wrong number.

(hang up the phone)

Easy killer easy ooo

[quote author=BABE! link=topic=756092.msg9116813#msg9116813 date=1315630621]Cool story. Hope they had fun---

Thanks. I love it too.[/quote]I think so but they are now divorced.  I don't think the cheap honeymoon was the culprit. 

ogugua88:
Go to Walmart. I heard they're having a sale on sense of humor.

Be careful ooo. He is 20 minutes south of you.

Best love song in HISTORY.

I wanna sexx you up by Color me Badd

She was posting something off her facebook wall.

Facebook can be dangerous ooo

Poor thing.

My coworker and her husband spent their honeymoon at a casino resort in their hometown. They only spent 500 dollars for food, gambling chips, and hotel stay.

According to her they saved the intimacy until they got home because they think hotels have spy cams in the rooms.

Lax75:
Some people take this ish too seriously. A nairaland crush? Might as which disney character I have a crush on. Seriously.

I think Mickey Mouse is hot!

No wonder we have bleeped up children in this world.

I sure hope you get laid.

It is easier to blame the girl for what a grown man stepping out on her. Instead of dealing with the truth she want to continue in denial by saying the girl is the reason the guy cheated when it was the guy all along.

I tell women all the time NOTHING YOU CAN DO CAN MAKE A MAN STAY AND NOTHING YOU CAN DO CAN MAKE A MAN GO.

People in this generation is TOO DESPERATE, LONELY, and have no idea what MARRIAGE IS REALLY ABOUT.

Here you have mofos will leave their spouse if he or she lose their job or gain a pound. That's pathetic.

rokiatu:

How else should I mark my property? Spit?

What about those who fall in love with someone that they haven't "sighted" at?

Lax75:
None. I don't take peeps on here seriously and don't intend on meeting any "NL chicks." It's all entertainment.

Likewise and not interested in meeting any NL boys. Its all entertainment or punching bag practice.

Stay home? For what?

How can I tell Koyoke that I want to uhmmmm him?

(urinates on Rokky) Now I have marked my property.

Are you nominating yourself?

Op

Is your girl from Canada?

Pweety4me:
[color=#550077]Doesn't make sense, besides she looks a bit like Nicki Minaj.[/color]

Without the ample arse.

My phone out of service.