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Well he said to ask a question.

Why black men joysticks are small?

SAFO is always talking about fucking somebody.

LMAO@the visual of crippled girl trying to situate her legs


Pardon me chatters! I dey hormonal!

I dey chop chop college degree?

Oh my goodness!  I thought I was mean when I was messing with my Igbo friend who always butchered the word oil.  Every time she say the word oil we always assumed she was saying oh. 

I am always laughing when my two brothers' friends talk because they talk fast and it sound like they are cussing each other out but really they are talking about business. 

Every time I laughed at them they will stop talking then give me the stare down ooo

karranna84:
ms Chima. you really are not making a lot of sense here ive been reading this and i understand what kistehsia is saying but you hun, are not making much. and why are you being so judgmental? every one has their own opinions just like everyone has an Bottom hole! we are all different, we all have different views on life, one person might like kids, the next person might not, etc etc.
thanks
thants all
have a good day! cheers to the happy ppl!

Your sister called you huh? How sad.

By your own admission, everyone has their own views, opinions, and thoughts THEN WHY ARE YOU upset that I am expressing my views, opinions, and thoughts?

Brawns doesn't run in the family huh?

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=191559.msg9122851#msg9122851 date=1315720720]^^^
You are saying the same thing as Mrs Chima which will mean you are also not making sense[/quote]Yanno. I thought I was dey crazy for a minute. Glad I wasn't the only one who noticed Jerry Lewis kid entered the thread.

ogugua88:
Chima na you? Lol, birth control is not 100% effective.

The only 100% effective birth control is abstinence. We all know a majority of folks don't and won't abstain.

Trust me I know!  I even suggested an one day fast and got the stare down and I think he cussed me out in Igbo.   

He also said "Woman you dey mad"?

You have to understand I am versed in the medical field and know the aftermaths of these "inventions" and I don't want it in my body.  

Mr. Chima is in the fertilizing business so the idea of condoms and things is like reading manuals in Chinese.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=756241.msg9122818#msg9122818 date=1315719765]Don't tell me you are catholic[/quote]

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=756241.msg9122818#msg9122818 date=1315719765]Don't tell me you are catholic[/quote]Hell Nawl! I rebuke thee ooo

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=756241.msg9122808#msg9122808 date=1315719500]^^^
Then I guess you have to go for them coils, pills or post-insemination BCs then[/quote]I don't use that shit nor I believe in it. Thanks for the tip though.

Nothing in life is a comparison and your case isn't any different than the next person. 

You made your decision to leave and it was your choice the same for the next person. 

There is somebody for everybody. Everybody doesn't want to pick up other people kids and want the joy of having their own kids.

[quote author=Mynd_44 link=topic=756241.msg9122775#msg9122775 date=1315718734]And how is BC different? I think we should not condem one and accept the other just because it makes us comfortable(I use BC)[/quote]I introduced birth control to Mr. Chima and I got the stare down.  I handed him a pretty condom (you know those fancy condoms) and got the stare down as well.  

I guess BC is a no no to him.

With all the available birth control pills and methods there shouldn't be a need for premature abortions.

A dick can't pretend. It will either erect or remain flaccid.

Just like you said you didn't tolerate your ex husband mistreating you the same way a woman wouldn't tolerate an impotent man. 

Different strokes for different folks.  If it isn't impotency it would be something else.  You can't make a person stay in a marriage if they chooses not to regardless if it infertility, cheating, lack of interest, and whatever else. 

I would rather kids not be in a bleeped up family because the parents have issues whether it is the foster or biological parents. Foster parents are no different than biological parents and kids are getting tricked out as mini hoes by some foster parents.

(moving coffee tables and computer desk out the way)

Sorry for the honesty but a man will cheat if he wants to cheat.

Nothing you can do to make a man not cheat and nothing you can do can make a man cheat.

That's why you must know the TYPE of man you are dealing with before ENTERING THE DRAGON.

No.  It is a love song made by a woman.  Hoes don't have songs. They just take off clothes and bleeped leaving residues behind.

Make sure your family have the address and contact number of your guy in Nigeria and the hotel you are staying.  Make sure you contact the American Embassy once you step on the Nigerian soil and give them the entire contact information including family in America.  

In case of emergencies, they need to be able to contact you.

I don't mean to sound crass but why is it every time it always a post about WHITE women like Asian, Arab, Native American, Hispanic, and Albinos doesn't date or marry black men? 

What is different between white women and other nationalities of women I have mentioned above?   

What is so special about them?  Is the pale skin in style or something?

Tea Baggers are a joke! I can't believe she thought Africa was a country with all that fucking education she claimed she is privvy to! She is an embarrassment to the political system!

You will spend quite a fortune buying bottled water and if I was you bring two bottles of veggie cleansers.  Go to Walmart or some place similar and ask a specialist for something to clean veggies and fruits that is bio safe.  You should bring some Germ X or Purell to clean your hands and things.  I suggest you bring some Wet Ones to put in your purse for emergencies when you are out on the road. 

Any drugs and personal hygiene that you are accustomed to bring it. Aspirins, Tampons, Pepsto Bismol, Eye drops, Alcohol, anything that you use on a regular basis bring it because different products over there may not work for you so it is good to bring things you are used to until you adapt to their products. I don't suggest you wash you hair unless you planning on using bottled water but wash your hair good and braid your hair.

Wash your face and brush your teeth with bottled water as well. These are some of things Embassy will tell you if you have a good caseworker.

Lawd! Odessa?!!!! You might as well move to Mexico! (No Offense Krystinza)

Rednecks ain't no joke! Did you hear what dumb arse Sarah Palin told Dr. Laura after she offended a black woman for marrying a white man? She told Dr. Laura do not quit but to reload the gun. WTF.

Guess what?!! Dr. Laura supposed to be some kin to GEORGE BUSH JR DUMB ARSE.

He had his fun.

SAFO:
I have a crush on all the NL chicks, I'm an equal opportunity crusher

Oh except Mrs Chima

You miss me don't you?

How you be?

Why is your brother (Mr. Chima) doing dutty wine to Kelly Rowland's Motivation?

[quote author=Shy-One link=topic=756871.msg9122439#msg9122439 date=1315709493]@ Chima

You said you bathed in it?

I am afraid to sit in the water because I don't want anything on me that could be in the water. I will shower.

But you are saying it is ok to sit in the water?[/quote]Oh no! I am talking about bathing in SOS. No I did not sit in their water. Only shower. Its not safe to sit in their water because of parasites and things. You gon be taking a lot of baths because of the dirt and heat if you are not there during raining season.

Somebody macking hard.

You know he got a Nigerian daddy. Enough said.

Be back in a bit. Gotta handle something.

Mr. Chima and I definitely the physical communicators.

Why is he doing the dutty wine dance to Kelly Rowland's Motivation?

Oh! Be back in a bit.