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LMAO@Women Wrapping Parade

JumGurl:
Hmmm, Am a white gurl myself, and I can only say that I taste like strawberry ice cream,

So *warning* only eat white kitten if you are in the mood for dessert,

Eeeew. That was a horrible image.

With or without papers?

Well, I don't condone senseless hitting. IF you are defending yourself then that is different but if you are hitting because you are too dumb to fight with words then hey life sucks.

I am not violence toward my husband and my husband isn't violence toward me. We aren't children.

BUT I will defend myself if I have to and I have nothing to worry about.

LMAO

Kiss my arse! Wait! Scratch that!

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=887100.msg10345003#msg10345003 date=1331071225]Mrs Chima. Pls can i nyansh u this month? its taken too long! [/quote]You are tired of humping your hands? Oh well.

Nawllllll, I thought birthdays just another day?

That poor dog.

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887100.msg10344936#msg10344936 date=1331070559] [/quote]What?

2buff:
I forget even my birthday    It's usually others that remind me
It's just another day mehn.

Oh well! (canceling the stripper birthday gram)

I am falling in love with Idris Elba's voice over the television.

Help someone! Why my eyes are wet?

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=887033.msg10338906#msg10338906 date=1331022216][color=#000030]***Yawns***
Wife and Girlfriend Beaters Association of Nigeria. . . You've started holding your meetings on this thread again, innit? Look at the nonsense of a topic "When Your Wife Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified", so that also means that When Your Husband Pushes You Too Far,a Slap Or 2 Could Be Justified, abi? What is good for the goose, is good for the gander. Or will you idiots tell me you don't make women angry? Will you tell me you don't push women too far? Will a woman slapping a man be justified? Fccking hypocrites. Anger, spoils a lot of things. After slapping and beating him or her, does it change anything? Why can't two humans reason like humans? Shame on you if you marry a goat and call her a woman. Is it my fault you got married to a goat? That means you are also a goat. If you do not slap everyone that pushes you too far, you are an idiotic hypocrite. . . Quote me anywhere. Cowards, that flex their muscles on the women they claim to love. . . I pity your wives and Girlfriends sha. Beat them all up in the privacy of your homes and anywhere, but don't you idiots come to a public forum and goad your idiotic selves on, looking for supporters to your beating a woman. . . I guess you all came from homes where your dads beat your moms every day and you support him. . .


Shameless Arrow waffles!  

You dimwitted cowards should look for better ways to improve your love lives and quit resorting to violence to settle every little offence committed against you. Discuss and encourage. Even fools without girlfriends reading this are already planning on slapping and beating up their girlfriends that they don't yet have. . . Nonsense [/color][/quote]Haba!

I have heard people say they have "fallen in love" with people they haven't met.

My thing is this, in a nutshell where you meet someone isn't as problematic as saying I know this person well because we have chatted over the phone and internet.

So therefore because I know this person and feels this person is honest, I love him/her.

Let just say the jury is still out on that statement above.

eldav:
eerm bro,i aint gay.

(falls from the floor chair) 

I guess he didn't see the M next to your name but then again many supposedly be chicks have M next to their names as well.

So I can get how he may be confused.

La Parisienne:
Sis it's a joke, I can't even hurt a fly. Think I saw that in a movie or something. Lol

Blue-eyed Butcher? Girl she was stone cold!

Morale of the story is: If you are going to lie, lie right.

xxcarolxx:
Put it this way if a man ever beat me, he better go run for his life or dig his own grave, There is no excuse to beat a woman,

For some strange reasons, many of these dumb arse manbitches think that all women are punks and cowards just because they have managed to attacked defenseless women.

Then some of them manbitches got mad when I said they haven't met their [b]MATCH [/b]yet.

La Parisienne:
@OP
Just so you know, being stabbed in your sleep with a kitchen knife can also be justified by temporary insanity or provocation.

Girl! You gon have to get out of mine sha!

SAFO:
You show me a woman who doesn't prefer length & girth and I'll show you a nun locked away in a monestary covenant in Istanbul.

There are women who prefer small penis than anacondas.

2buff:
^^ You've always wanted to. Enjoy and use lots of tongue

[quote author=~Killz~ link=topic=884556.msg10336189#msg10336189 date=1330975884] [/quote]I sorry suga, that was a typo.  

Awww. Did a straight woman turned you?

Which one you like better? Innie or outtie?

SAFO:
Probably due to lack of prowess, stamina or a combination of other things.

You still gotta know what you're doing.

Exactly and it has nothing to do with length nor girth.

The bill is in the mail.

REALITY101:
shut up and quit twisting everything I say into your rubbish talk. Inexperienced indeed. Not about you but other women? Yea right. . Cornered experience. . Speaking for all women "wise one"

Did I touched a nerve there, little dicky one?

SAFO:
That's where girth comes into play  

Then why some men with anacondas can't please their women?

Vicjustice:
[size=15pt]@Mrs, Chima
   I've really avoided getting on you, but you kept on being provokative. Anyway, i like to apologise for calling you a "nonentity".[/size]

No problem, I have been called worse.

Ask my other manbitches.

REALITY101:
Either Mr. Chima's d1ck ain't performing good or too small

I wouldn't expect your inexperienced arse to know what SAFO and I are talking about.

I said women, not me. Reading comprehension is imperative.

SAFO:
I'm not saying it's the only way to please a woman but you can't say woman don't derive pleasure from it.

If you can massage a woman's erogenous spots through deep penetration, it is possible. However, it is highly unlikely.

Women derive pleasure from their erogenous spots being massaged or manipulated.

SAFO:
Who are you trying to fool because you're not doing a very good job.

SAFO bro-----I am being honest, there are more to pleasing a woman than deep penetration. Deep penetration has nothing to do with a woman's erogenous spots. Sorry boo boo.

If women were to be more honest men will learn better.  Just saying.