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Mr x Cork:
Madam Eve, the fact that I am gods gift to black womens dont mean I have to be a Playa everyday. I am a gentleman & i have heart.

I no I gots my A- Game & I can get u if i want, but still, am a gentleman.

Never EVER let a chick answer yo phone, except your grand mother (playa's guide: 2004)

It been almost a year and you didn't even get much of an email from me. Keep trying suga, I might just fetch you some table scraps,

Excuse me sister, (according to the penile carriers, I am unintelligent) Let me dummy down my responses before the gorillas awakes to their bananas. I am using too much complex words, let me use some pidgins,

I dey na wa wahala abeg jor o!

Mr x Cork:
Can You Allow Your Partner To Answer Your Phone Call?

Answer: PLAYERS RULE BOOK, page 7, chapter 8: HELL NOOOOoooo!!!!

Shut the hell up, you didn't even pass the players exam! You can't even get ONLINE NYANSH!


Poster,

I would let my husband answer my phone for I do not have anything to hide. But, we respect each other phones and if we have to answer we would but to be invade each other privacy is a no no.

Hey Liveit!

My husband surprised me when he said he want a girl first and then a boy, but then said it doesn't matter who come first but he definitely wants a junior.

I don't care what my children will look like because they will be beautiful, LOOK AT THE MOMMA (striking a Vogue pose)

Koyoke,

You is nassy, I know what head you was talking about!

Mr x Cork:
Mrs, Eve<<<< She wants me

You won't stop until you get my nyansh in yoru face huh?

The strike would hurt the men more than the women. Polygamy was created specifically for the men and the women tolerates it at the time because lack of human rights. Now that have changed and women are making decisions for themselves rather then tolerating the bullcrap but we have came a long way remember women didn't have the right to vote in USA until 1920's!

I have asked men if there weren't any women left in the world, what do you think the world would become assuming the men can procreate on their own. They all responded we weren't be able to have sex and a mate.

All in the nutshell, in MOST SOCIETY women are viewed as sperm depository and societal slaves.

MzDarkSkin:
^^thats ok, he can eat a t.v. dinner tonight! btw NO s3x!  

WE can deprive u guys of that into submission! Some superiority. Hmmmm.

You know what I just thought of something, if THE WORLD OF WOMEN were to go on strike, I think the increase of MALE HOMOSEXUALITY will triple in numbers,

You know the men are famous for saying if I can't get it at home I can go out and get it, but if the women don't put out, WHO LEFT?  Hmmmmm

tpia1:
the original post is an almost exact scenario i experienced some years ago when someone was discussing her _____  boyfriend's treatment of her.

na that day i found out non-naija women too dey curse o.

the lady was actually very beautiful but the guy seemed to be a rolling stone gathering no moss.

Rolling stones don't care who they roll over, just with fat chicks they have to roll extra harder to get over, but everyone can be roll over if not careful,

jay bee:
That's the point. Nothing to do with being big or what not.
BTW: Been looking for you
hmmmmm i see you are in a flirty mood today. hmmm okies

Whatever Jaybee!  That why your knees hurting! Hmmph!  

Come home Mz Dark come home! Where have you been sister?!!! (running and grabbing Mz Dark hugging the life outta her)

I so proud!

y me:
i don't know if this is meant posting on NL but yeah some girls who happen to be on the big side have this certain degenerated mind set
i have come across some naturally endowed big girls whose BF treat them like sexy trash
and guess what they can't venture to leave them cause they feel there is no man out there who wants them
just to clear you on this if a guy wants to take advantage of a girl it doesnt matter if she is big or sexyly lepa

Exactly Yme, If a man want to take advantage of ANYONE it doesn't matter WHAT HE OR SHE LOOKS LIKE as long as they got the PRIZE,

Awww Jaybee, (i will leave the hubby behind )

Awww mr cock, JOIN THE BAN WAGON, get it?

Shhhh!  Don't tell my husband

Jaybee, would I need a mental screening to your heart?

Whhhhhhhat (looking innocent) Ms. Mygoldie

Phate07:
So, Mrs.Eve who are you hating on?

Don't worry nigga, IT DEFINITELY NOT YOU

ITbomb:
I make my money and enjoy it with my FAMILY. what is the essence of makin money if you dont have a family to share the enjoyment. can you say the same for her.

Oprah has family and YOU HAVE NO CHOICE,

Phate07:

Mrs.Eve, with this your attitude, i doubt if you can even keep a decent husband(no offense).

I bet this your online persona is not the real you. It's just a way for you to indulge in some male bashing and get back at the men in your life for the injustices they have metted out to you.

Phate,

Why do you even care about if I can keep a husband or not? Do I remind you if a chick that made you cried and peed on yourself during lecture? Are there someone you want to marry, but can't afford the bride price? Pity. IF YOU are intelligent as you claimed you would have known that this is not a male bashing thread. There is nothing in the thread that bash men. One thing you must understand NIGGA, if I had injustices about what men have done in my life the VERY LAST THING I WOULD DO is get married.

It is an injustice that Critical Reasoning/ Cognitive Advancement is not for sale.

190:
Somebody Hold me~

Somebody Hold me~

Somebody Hold me~

I bet it sucks sleeping alone in the cold dungeon at night huh? You have concubines and wives on Nairaland, STILL begging to be held. Pity.

(It feels good sleeping in a pair of strong arms and warm body)

ITbomb:
see want oprah has done to our easily influenced ladies

You can diss OPRAH all you want, BUT SHE HAS MORE MONEY THAT YOU WILL EVER SEE. Don't hate nigga!

Can you be easily influenced?

jay bee:
how dumb

I see you woke up! Heeey!

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=564329.msg7299697#msg7299697 date=1291876367]@ Eve

Unfortunately, I have to bow out of this exciting spar. So, you have won. I cannot keep up with you in the dumb department. However, I honestly do like you; I like both you and DarkSkin. Both of you, especially you, are not afraid to vehemently write your opinions, no matter how empty or insipid they are, and you stand up for what you believe in without being intimidated.

As for you, you obviously have not read my posts and the wisdom contained therein. Because if you did, you would know that what you posted is not only incomprehensible but poses great doubt that a normal human could have written it. A rebuttal has to be fleshier and more ambivalent that your answer. Or maybe you just cannot read English. Jesus! All this semi-literates!

Anyway, good night everyone.
[/quote]Thank God for the Cyber cafe time running out! Go ahead and run Nigga the bus coming!

Bueno Diaz people!

Have you ever had a person come up to you and say what your spouse or mate see in you?  Do you think people who are unhappy and lonely are most likely to be suffering from haterations?  Have you ever been a victim of haterations in your marriage or relationship?

Often times, I find that people who spend their personal and professional time "orchestrating other people's relationship or marriage are hating on the relationship or marriage.  For example, a woman who go to the club with her man looking good and the ladies look like no, she didn't!

Have you ever been victim of HATERATIONS?  What do you think is the core issue of haterations?

Phate07:

Mrs.Eve, dont you have food to cook and children to send to school?

Some of us actually have jobs, SOMETHING you wouldn't know about huh? Send what children to school? You need children to send children to school, Genius. Not all the men can be househusbands, how that working for ya?

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=564329.msg7299609#msg7299609 date=1291875247]@Eve

Honey, I'm just having fun with you. Your obtuse mind makes you an easy, albeit interesting, target. From the way you argue, I can easily tell that your man-toy husband is, at best, as smart as you, and, at worst(which I think is the case) is even more exceptionally and uncharacteristically dumber than you. And that makes sense; God forbid that you marry a smart man, lest you end up having coherent conversations. Over your dead body. [/quote]Awww Jealousy is a bitch huh? I smell a new fragrance! Introducing HATERAIDE GLOW!

stranger:
Mrs. EVE, you need to brush up on your 'Hinglish'

Simple noun-verb agreement you seem to not understand

Did you marry early or what?

It does not speak well of you

Brush up okay.

Brush up on these nuts and speak well on that.

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=564329.msg7299579#msg7299579 date=1291874531]@ Poster

As long as your quasi-literate, unintelligent, and unimaginably inane comments keep gracing the face of this thread, you will invariably be putting smiles on folks' faces. Keep barking.
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If you were any more intelligent or better yet, if you could form coherent sentences as to be able to successfully communicate your thoughts and opinions to the folks on this thread, I doubt that the atmosphere would be more animated than it already is. That is, intelligence would not look good on you. So, I guess, by now, you know what to do: keep barking[/quote]Boost your self esteem and improve intellectually then you wouldn't be intimidated by a letter addressed to sisters. Don't take it personal, it just words suga It will be okay, the sun will still rise,

Phate07:

^^ Am liking this guy, he's speaking my mind.

This a man's world, period. Even the word 'wo-man' is gotten from 'man'. But some women are now really proving to be man's woe.

Thats why i prefer the Arab world, where women are not even seen not to talk of heard.

Now, I see why USA are in the Middle East and women are flocking by the camel herd to get away, and they say American men are worse, HMMM,  The men aren't doing A GOOD JOB seeing this is the man's world. A man has to beat a woman just to feel power, SUCKS TO BE YOU HUH?

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=564329.msg7299511#msg7299511 date=1291873329]Two people gave me life: my father and my mother. If your claim about intelligence and common sense is true, then why does the average woman lag behind the average man in the world? Also, why are women all over the world clamoring and fighting for equal rights? It would seem that a group with such talents should, necessarily, be on top, not below. Even God had no intention of creating women, until he saw that Adam was bored and lonely, then He created a human toy for him to play with, a human toy who will also give him children.

Women love a man in control. There are more women in religions than men and  more women in most countries(even the USA) than men, yet, men are the leaders in, at least, 95 percent of these sectors. When you want a boyfriend, what kind do you want? One taller than you, isn't it? Because he has to look like your superior and lord, and not like your slave. Somehow, I doubt you have dated more shorter men than taller men.

You women are complicit in putting yourselves in your current position. And honestly, it is not my problem. I am not a woman. So, are you done sucking the d*ck?

By the way DarkSkin, I checked my previous posts because your id looked familiar, and I found out that you and I had a little argument some days ago. I am starting to like you. You are a good sport. Now, don't let me disturb you from practicing. Go make some man happy [/quote]Exhibit A: THIS (pointing toward the floor) IS WHAT YOU DON'T WANT SISTERS. Remember what I said in the letter, how he treats his mother reflects how he will treat you.

[quote author=omo_to_dun link=topic=564329.msg7299236#msg7299236 date=1291863108]@ Poster

Whao, nice write up! Your husband must be a very happy boy-boy man. So, what kind of meal is he making you while you rot away in front of your PC? Oh, sorry; he hasn't finished washing your undies; when he is done, then off to the kicthen. Once again, very lucky man. I hope to find a woman not like you someday.[/quote]It better that you don't marry or find a woman like me.  You wouldn't last a day or two with the likes of me.  It obvious that you can't detect your mouth from your anus and don't kid yourself when your woman take the reins because you SOUND like one of them window lickers with a big arse helmet and volleyball knee pads riding that short little yellow bus with a happy face saying "Yes, this what silly looks like".

racheal84:
How is she leading anyone to doom? lol

Becareful Racheal, I will lead you to DOOM

Damn not the RAT! (shuddering)