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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Arsenal (3 - 2) On 2nd December 2021 by Mrsimini(m): 12:40am On Dec 03, 2021
Brarrie:
here with excuses pendu fans and excuses did you forget how Lyon rape pendu Juventus?pendu won't score a goal in league 1 Do you know Messi has more goals against arsenal than pendu despite him playing more matches against them talk to me when your rapist has 6 golden boot because if we talk balloon dor excuses FC go talk say Dem rig am hope say dey no rig golden boot
Just shutup if u got nothing meaningful to say. How many goals does messi have in UCL? How many UCL golden boots? When he wins all those golden boots with another club u open ur mouth. Cr7 did it with manutd, real Madrid & juventus. Different players. Messi did it with xavi & iniesta alone.
Romance / Re: Vagina As Teeth O! (my Experience With Ashawo Yesterday) by Mrsimini(m): 5:16pm On Dec 01, 2021
NaijaBoy213:
For our side here na 1k. But e get one small fine ashawo wey I fvck, the girl stopped me in the middle of action say make i do am raw, say my prick too sweet but I go add money, I say no wahala. E be like dis girl start dis ashawo work new. Her puna warm ehn...as I was pounding I asked "make i come inside? She said no. I said I no sabi withdraw o, I go add 1k that's everything go be 3k. She said oya do. I had the best sex of my life dat night. Anytime I go there na she I dey meet, cos i I like it raw. And the girl don fall in love sef. She say make i find one day pay hotel make she come fvck me till day break. I say no problem. I asked her why u dey allow me fvck raw hope I'm safe? She say na only me she dey fvck raw for here....because I make her cum within 4 mins. Say if na about std say make i no fear, na me be the second person wey she don fvck raw since she begin fvck for dis life. Say na she suppose fear. I say okay o! As I'm typing dis, we are currently dating. I don fall in love. The girl fine, light skin, get shape like Nengi of bbnaija, 5ft. If care is not taking I fit marry her sef grin
Boss your face show.. I understand u wella.. Me too don Bleep such ashawo and she tell me to remove the condom, but I no ask her why I just remove am. The girl too sweet, her Toto tight and she say my prick they give her shivers.. We date for a ur before I live portharcourt

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Romance / Re: Help As I’m Loosing My Mind In Marriage by Mrsimini(m): 12:28am On Nov 30, 2021
This op is a SIMPle man.. Weak men all over nairaland
Romance / Re: As A Lady, What Have You Done For Your Man Apart From Sex? by Mrsimini(m): 6:21am On Nov 27, 2021
mosdii:


Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
I so much love u bro

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Romance / Re: Help! Gt-bank Is Defrauding Me by Mrsimini(m): 8:18am On Nov 22, 2021
[quote author=Candidlady post=107848823]

pictures please[/quote
If u know me u would know I don't have a phone for now. I sold it to solve issues. But that ain't the point. I don't need to post pictures to affirm I'm speaking the truth. That myopic on your part.
Romance / Re: Help! Gt-bank Is Defrauding Me by Mrsimini(m): 8:14am On Nov 22, 2021
modsfucker:


Who should bear the Stamp Duty? I thought that is only applicable to deposit end. Why would they deduct money from recipients as stamp duty? So if I want to receive N100k into my account, then the sender has to send N101k or wetin?
Ask am o.. Bross this people don finish me
Romance / Re: Help! Gt-bank Is Defrauding Me by Mrsimini(m): 8:12am On Nov 22, 2021
NovesaTillie:
Simply change banks.
Are you giving your woman sufficient money? Because she could be working with GT cheesy
Lol.. Trust me my woman is the best human being in the world after my mum. I'm so pissed
Romance / Re: Help! Gt-bank Is Defrauding Me by Mrsimini(m): 8:10am On Nov 22, 2021
miccoy:


Nobody's defrauding you!

It's stamp duty. Most banks don't send sms alert for stamp duty as it's bank induced. Inorder for you not to incur additional sms charges.

There is 50 naira stamp duty on every 10k and above deposit into your account. It's federal government policy and it's bank - wide
If it was 50naira will I be reporting it here? Oga are u telling me stamp duty collected my 2k and another 2k from the 50k sent to my account yesterday? Is that how stamp duty works? Oga I think u don't live in Nigeria
Romance / Help! Gt-bank Is Defrauding Me by Mrsimini(m): 7:45am On Nov 22, 2021
I don't if this is the appropriate section to post this but it is too much to bear. I have tried tolerating this for sometime but it keeps worsening. I think Nigerians now have a big problem with the new trend of unnecessary debits. As for me, money doesn't stay the same as soon as it enters my account. If money doesn't miss in my account, I'll be debited for unknown transactions. Sometimes they debit me four times in a day yet I made no withdrawal or depot. What is really the meaning of opening a Savings Account? Because right now I'm confused. They don't save your money, they remove. Somebody used my account to receive 50k from a distant relative yesterday, I had 2k left in my account that same yesterday. Yet when we got to an Atm gallery I checked my balance knowing my own 2k will be 1 something but to my greatest shock I saw just 48k, I nearly collapsed. If not that the lady in question was with me all through before and after the money was sent, I would have been in trouble. GT-Bank why na? Please anybody that know central bank should report GTB.
Lalasticlala abeg front page

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Romance / Re: ? by Mrsimini(m): 10:37pm On Nov 21, 2021
MadamVanessa:
The way and manner you guys generalized things here is so annoying and childish at the same time.

A guy that barely changes his boxer will come online to write all sort of rubbish against girls.

This type have no gut to approach a clean classic babe, they hang around with underage girls as those ones are vulnerable. And when those ones asked them for financial help , this broke ass idiots will not provide the needed help, but will run to Nairaland to dish all sort of nonsense.
U re right my dear. That's just d bitter truth. So many of my fellow guys here are pathetic
Celebrities / Re: If Wizkid Were The One Who Did The ₦1 Million Challenge (An Opinion) by Mrsimini(m): 10:47pm On Nov 18, 2021
Dreytonisback:
Dumb ass post with no backed up facts

Davido is loved for his good deeds
Wizkid is naturally loved whether he does good or bad

Do you know what it means to sell out 02 arena in just 2mins?
That's love not for good deeds

If wizkid goes for such a challenge, he'll make more than 500billion in just 1hr

I'll break it down for those who lack wisdom but argue over nothing

People love and cherish someone who's very scarce than someone who is always available
If you go to your friend's house everyday, the normal 2 meat you're served will reduce to 1 meat one day
And that person who comes just once in a year or months will only get more meats served in his plate, that's value

Wizkid doesn't post what he does for people, Davido does that for sure no cap
Featuring wizkid in a songs means you've blown
But featuring Davido in a song means the song will sell for sure but you won't get that much respect in the industry compared to wizkid's featuring

Wizkid is the only artist in Africa that will perform in fela shrine and they'll clear the stage and even sweep it
That's natural love , and not for good deeds , he's just naturally loveable

Take a look at the music industry all the top females love him but can't even get the opportunity of spending up to 1hr with him

Tiwa savage your African bad gyal do video vixen for wizkid
Victoria kimani no let wizkid rest , forever famzing
Seyi shay nko, who no know?
Yemi alade nko , who no know wetin cause fight for females in the industry
Simi has always been a wizzy fan since day 1, even before music
Didn't you hear Teni professing her love to wiz?
That's to show you he's got the whole females in check

So listen

To the male artists, wizkid is the most respected and loved artist in the whole of Africa , know why ?

Because there is so much power in (self respect)

All the people that sent Davido money will lick wizkid's feet no cap

Obi cubana invited Davido over and he was so happy to be I the midst of cubana
The same obi cubana invited wizkid over and wizkid was given an award , know what that means?

Valie of being on the low , let David grow up , that's all

Lights up my kpoli in peace
Trash talk. Keep deceiving yasef
Romance / Re: When Does She Moan The Most: With Condom Or Raw ? by Mrsimini(m): 8:49am On Nov 18, 2021
I don't do condoms. Look guys if u suck her well, as soon as u mount her she go moan too much because all her pussy go dey sweet her
Romance / Re: Why Can't Women Pick Interest In Struggling Guys And Help Him Back To His Feet by Mrsimini(m): 12:01am On Nov 18, 2021
Hayee:
you now understand that Nigerian don't actually like good women grin grin grin
All this one they are saying on Nairaland na wash tongue tongue
Men don't actually want peace of mind
Men don't actually know what they want cheesy cheesy
Men like women that can give them heart attack grin grin cheesy tongue
Abeg I appreciate good women o. Though u are also right. Me I dey find such woman o.
Romance / Re: I Told My Girlfriend That I Needed A Break, Did I Do Wrong by Mrsimini(m): 11:41pm On Nov 17, 2021
Mercychen:
only a stupid girl would request for gown of 25k when she's not working or even able to afford a 5k gown herself. She's materialistic!

Some men are slowpoke though and would go ahead and buy it for her. I hope you don't fall into that category of mumu men.

If after letting her know of your current biz project which is gulping your finances, + her debt you're trying to offset, she still had the guts to request for such nonsense, then she's not a wife material. Her type will wreck you if you marry her.

Since they are already calling you a heart breaker, kuku scatter everything, let her go abeg! angry.

For now face and nuture your biz until it grows. Then look for good girl and marry.
U too get sense.. U said it all
Romance / Re: Hypocrites!! Don't Compare! by Mrsimini(m): 11:02am On Nov 17, 2021
HolyMonks:
Not only punna sucking.
What of ass bl *wjob.
You can't change people idealogy do what pleases you and leave them to do what they also want.
But to suck toto no follow gee.
Swears bro u dey miss
Romance / Re: Hypocrites!! Don't Compare! by Mrsimini(m): 10:46am On Nov 17, 2021
Cerebellum:
You're a nicompoop!
I know... Better person

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Romance / Hypocrites!! Don't Compare! by Mrsimini(m): 10:26am On Nov 17, 2021
Yesterday I saw a post where the op criticized p*ssy suckers and it got me offended. See, nothing drives a woman wild like giving head, it gives her multiple orgasms and she'll cherish you and want you again and again even if you guys are not dating. Penetration alone don't give you such affection from her. You might have a small d*ck but by the time u spend an hour sucking her she'll be too distracted by sweetness to even notice. My former gfs keep pestering me till now because of I took my time to pleasure them. Yea I go 8rounds 6rounds etc but I'm not remembered for the rounds, I'm remembered for the pleasure. I am a complete lover. So please guys don't listen to any post telling you to stop sucking. It's fallacy. Do you know that she'll be more open & comfortable with you once you do that? It works wonders and that is why I am careful of calabar girls as a resident.
Pls don't judge me o. I just love honesty
Romance / Re: Women And Money by Mrsimini(m): 1:20am On Nov 16, 2021
mosdii:
Nigerian Girls Are Useless...All Of Them
He's back. The legend himself. I missed u bro

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Romance / Re: My Pregnant Wife Has Refused To Have Sex With Me by Mrsimini(m): 1:10am On Nov 16, 2021
Reading comments on romance section is the best way to laugh and forget your sorrows for awhile. Kaiiii. I love nairaland. U go see nonsense and better people.
Op try understand your woman abeg, women different. I have a 4months son. Do u know that I bang my gf on Sunday afternoon finish, she deliver my son d next day evening. My girl was my type when she get belle, always Hot & sweet. Na she dey worry me I dey run. Wen I read about women for nairaland I laugh because I've got d best girl in the world. Yes na me disvirgin her & only me dey bang her till now. Bros let that woman be, she go give u wen she dey ok

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Family / Re: He's Hurting Because I'm Getting Married. by Mrsimini(m): 10:23pm On Nov 14, 2021
DICKstractor:
undecided


Give him kpekus let him chop before you marry. Atleast you won't be the one committing adultery but him
U too get sense. I love ur advice. Na d only thing wey fit heal the man
Romance / Re: REVEALED! How To Win Sport Betting Regularly by Mrsimini(m): 9:10pm On Nov 14, 2021
Candidlady:


god helping satan?? Very funny
My dear, what do u want me to say na? Some people in life are just sadists naturally
Romance / Re: REVEALED! How To Win Sport Betting Regularly by Mrsimini(m): 8:30pm On Nov 14, 2021
SATANlST:
if this thing no crash on or before day 9 call me bastasd angry angry
Even if it crashes we will rise up and try again next time. We are survivors
Romance / Re: REVEALED! How To Win Sport Betting Regularly by Mrsimini(m): 8:29pm On Nov 14, 2021
SATANlST:
i am going to report that facebook. nigerians deserve to remain poor. stop dropping odds here may thunder no fore u angry angry angry
God help u
Romance / Re: REVEALED! How To Win Sport Betting Regularly by Mrsimini(m): 8:28pm On Nov 14, 2021
Ninety6:
bro, which websites do you use in picking your tips.
I don't use any.. I do it myself. I am a website myself sir. Atleast I give 8 wins in 10. Even those websites don't guarantee such ratio.
Romance / Re: I'm LOSING MYSELF!! Help by Mrsimini(m): 2:26pm On Nov 14, 2021
ahmthankgod:
Get sense
Mr sense thank u
Romance / Re: I'm LOSING MYSELF!! Help by Mrsimini(m): 2:26pm On Nov 14, 2021
2special:
if he's sure for his football prediction let him use the 10k to play bet9ja
Did u read well? I used it for those issues. Pls if u have nothing reasonable ignore this thread. Nairaland people are too judgemental to help they are busy going my group & requesting for codes because I do it free. I am learning
Romance / Re: I'm LOSING MYSELF!! Help by Mrsimini(m): 2:23pm On Nov 14, 2021
slimjohn2k5:
Betting is killing you. Not money
Oga I've not bet for awhile now. If I have I will win. I know myself noe
Romance / I'm LOSING MYSELF!! Help by Mrsimini(m): 1:30pm On Nov 14, 2021
Please before u get angry with me or call me a scammer just hear me out. Things are terrible with as in no job, I managed to do bricklayer work no payment for a week now. Our suckaway filled up & every room was billed to pay 5k, I had to pay NEPA bill 2k and security fee 1k, all these made me to sell my techno povoir2 10k last Sunday. The reason I'm doing this is hunger, as I haven't eaten since Thursday afternoon. People aren't helping and I feel weak and tired. Please anything anyone can help 1k anything I'll appreciate.
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