₦airaland Forum

aboyaji:
I travelled to Ivory Coast some months ago, so I settled in a remote area to reduce cost as a newbie.

One day I was going to an office for registration. Before I could meet up at the junction by 9am, the vehicles heading towards my proposed destination had all gone out. So I stood by the junction for sometimes with the help of the tree branches acting as shed and protecting me from the scorching sun.

A woman selling stuffs by the roadside asked me why I hadn't stopped the police officers on patrol to carry me along.

I said ... Me?

She said Yes, you. Stop them and they'll definitely take you (in french)

I was shocked

I declined the offer (because I was still running on the Nigerian operating system version 1.0

She insisted that they'll gladly be of assistance to me.

So there was a large number of the police officers coming in their 2 Hilux vehicles and about 8 motorcycles running behind the Hilux.

I waved at the Hilux in fear. Make Dem no lock me up in the process. The Hilux carrying some officers stopped. I wasn't fluently speaking the french. I gesticulated much while dishing out the little french I had in me. One of the officers politely told me they were not heading towards my direction and zoomed off.

The woman insisted that I stopped the ones on the motorcycles. I did and they stopped one after the other. They pulled over along the verge of the road.

Then, I told them where I was headed. The others told me they weren't heading towards my direction but 1. Only one out of them all was heading towards my direction. He asked me to join him.



Na police be this or what? And one thing about these police officers here is that they are always neatly dressed. Clean from head to toe. Clean shaven.

That was how we rode till we got to the office, then I alighted. The distance we covered, on a proper commercial vehicle costs 1k here. Yet a police officer was able to render such help.

The woman said that's how they live here and I'm a testament of that fact.

The people here are always ready to assist.

Which country is that pleay

Bukayosakes:
Others will to be delivered in the first quater of 2023 includes an additional three Wing Loong II UCAVs.

I think we need more of this drones

Bukayosakes:
Others will to be delivered in the first quater of 2023 includes an additional three Wing Loong II UCAVs.

These could have been the game changer against these terrorist and kidnappers

Zico777:
Most likely o!
Some of them can be very rude.

Exactly

Skyview01:
If I dey that country, I go dey carry better knife for body before stepping out of the house and my driver must switch off his phone throughout the duration of the journey.

Switch off phone as how,and will a driver agree to drive you if he knows you can endanger him

Zico777:
If it was me I won't pay the driver a dime.
As it is here, she lost out on all sides.
Meaning she paid for injuries and a broken phone.

I guess the lady's issue is attitudinal

OgunKiLhordSpy:
it will happen to your child one day

How are you sure his child will be ill mannered

Calvary247:
That is a very bad advice.

Lolz you no sabi Victor USA

advanceDNA:
I dont get you....so the solution is to sell the car just because some mechanics cant change top gasket......ordinary top gasket that you wont enter inside engine...okay be like u be the op's friend

Dem wan rip op lolz

samintegrity:
I want to agree with this comment, My Honda element gasket got burnt.

Changed the gasket and the SUV never remained the same again.

First, it sounds a bit louder than before...
Now am getting some strange whistling sound from engine

The engine dey whistle ni lolz

Eyinju112:
Ko si iyonu

Mo ti mail e orekelewa j"owo j'emi n'ipe

optimistcandyboy:
or a person from op village.

Looolz walahi

Eyinju112:
Ko si iyonu

Mo d'upe orekelewa mi

Teaser4:
Nope

It's because of your love for russia that makes me reason so

optimistcandyboy:
I believe the op just found out the right word.

Lolz am also suspecting cos only a dumb person will misplace both words

Eyinju112:
Ese modupe oooo

Orekelewa jo se mo le mail e o wun mi l'ati ba e s'oro ni k'oro

Teaser4:
lol I no use naija brain do anything, na only first degree I do in naija(Public Admin), it’s not that related to what I’m doing today(Work) cos my masters na International Relations from UCT… you can ask about me on this forum, my friends Dey here wella, I mean ppl wey sabi me in real life.

PS: I don’t live in Nigeria, na why you no go see me on Nigeria politics section be that dragging agbado or cassava, that’s none of my business. My family back home are fine and will always be fine regardless of whoever una vote for

This thread na foreign section, I don visit all the Baltic States, I know few things about Europe na why I talk say there are some things you can’t just do and get away with it, I don’t need a google screenshot cos I don witness am firsthand.

I be Naija boy sha…. I Dey Rep anywhere

You are based in eastern Europe I guess

Goodvibes007:
The guy left the abundance of young tree around him that he could cut for free but decided instead to vandalize transport infrastructure i.e. commiting a criminal offense that would land him plenty jail time. This is purely the work of a Russian hack for cheap propaganda stunt.

The teaser guy dey use naija brain dey analyse for latvia lolz

Teaser4:
Lmao, you can’t just cut trees in Europe, you will go to jail(cos they’re protected by law, Climate isssh), do I need to explain that to you…. You can google it

Secondly, the benches na dry wood and you know why dem need am…

You need more

Don't get it twisted if they have trees then firewood isn't an issue...the benches issue was just to make a statement okay

Eyinju112:
Akikanju tio ba sa, iru won ma n bogun lo ni

Beeni, but really o rewa l"obinrin

Teaser4:
In Latvia, unknown people cut down 15 benches at bus stops. Most likely, the point is a sharp increase in the price of firewood.

If dem talk say winter is coming, y’all think na Germany, Belgium, Italy, France and other big European countries go suffer am lmao…

Citing CNN as a news source in 2022, that’s a joke. Who Dey take cnn serious

Ok they no get trees for Latvia abi

sweetMichael:
Truth to be told, now i know..ogbonor eye! No be open eye. If you are knew in these game make you pay your tight.

You mean tithe

Rexymania:
I liking this post

I gan zee

Eyinju112:
I no Dey raise hand with man... if a man slaps me I’d do myself one good to walk away call me a coward but you see, I love my body so much and I won’t allow anyone brutalize me... If a man insults me I’d still walk away, you know why? Men mouth too fast to call woman ashawo... I no want get sleepless night abeg

Hmmm m'oja m'osa la fi n mo akikanju.....

SmartyPants:
It just gets really upsetting sometimes. Our military is out there doing their best yet those they protect can never find it in them to say a kind word or simply be appreciative.

You can't blame them, probably due to high expectations

SmartyPants:
It's not good to comment on things you dont understand.

Not even the worlds most advanced militaries rely solely on drones.

And there are several drones included in the order. Shut up and face your books!

He meant no harm naw

fredoooooo:
Sir , he will do it at the right time, people are strategising .
Arise TV is part of anti APC , so Tinubu will do what's good for Tinubu

Okay naw

fredoooooo:
He will realistically do that when it matters not when cry babies are crying , they can cry all they want .. Tinubu will do what's good for Tinubu , his party, his supporters and Nigerians.
He cares not about bush babies , they can cry till de**th

Really doesn't have to be Arise TV but there are other notable stations like tvc, channels etc Nigerians want to hear live from the horses mouth

fredoooooo:
Peter Rufai or who is that ?
Interview with an opposition tv station ... Tinubu will do what's good for Tinubu and Nigeria ,he's not here to please some certain cry babies, invite your lying machine , he's always there for you

Realistically it's not about opposition but electorates want to hear views on national issues live and direct afterall other contestants are from different parties

VeryWickedMan:
Imagine what this same British media would report if an African King appointed the President.

You clearly don't know what you talking about

Chorister1990:
Yes, there is job security

Exactly and it's a multinational organization hmmm are you a chorister?

Revolution2022:
If the car battery rundown for traffic lastma go tow am to their office.Cars like Tesla are not made for Nigeria climate

honestly if it enters porthole and bad roads hope it will be able to withstand it