Mrteee's Posts
Nairaland Forum › Mrteee's Profile › Mrteee's Posts
Stupedinluv:
|
You're advertising her to the world as a sex symbol now, when boys start to shine her kongo with reckless abandon then you'll say men are wicked. ![]() |
At 16 they're still dark-skinned, I hope by the time they're getting to 21 they don't start to yellow like fanta. Orange is not the new Black! |
enigma2007:The most useless airline to ever come out. They did not realize that all their zero-customer-service shenanigans would eventually bring them down |
edudguy:Firstly, this quote "...even Yorubas were killing the Igbos in large numbers.." is false and an attempt to propagate the "the world against us theory" of the igbos. There was nowhere it was reported that the Yorubas killed Igbos at that time. secondly, even aside Ironsi, why did the coup plotters missed the prominent Igbo political figures of the time? Azikiwe (President), Michael Okpara (Premier) |
So how do we reconcile this with the hadith: Abu Hurairah (RA) narrated that Allah’s Messenger (SAW), said: 'The nearest a slave can be to his Lord is when he is prostrating, so invoke (supplicate) Allah (SWT) much in it. [Muslim, abu Dawud, an-Nasa'i and others, Sahih al-Jami #1175] |
fkdmods:Oga, please speak for yourself. This thread has been awash with his profile for those that did not know before. You guys would stoke a fire, and then turn around to shout 'help, I'm burning'. You and your likes should be careful, those who ride on the back of a tiger for stunts would eventually end up in it's belly. |
apholaryn:Unfortunately, he's incapable of doing that. |
Sen. Ben Bruce should start by doing actual senate work - moving motions and passing laws that actually benefit Nigerians e.g. the Anti Corruption Bill & the PIB, (rather than self-serving bills like the CCB Amendment bill); then show us transparency by declaring what he earns, which Nigerians have been clamouring for years and tell us what he has impacted positively for his constituency and the Nation at large. Only then would he have the moral standing to engage in such adventure and be taken serious. |
“Preliminary investigation revealed that, on Wednesday 7th December 2016, an airman, Lance Corporal Kamal Usman, left his duty post at about 10pm, and on his way home, when he came across some gathering near a hotel in Simari area; and in an attempt to find out what was wrong, the crowd got scared and took to their heels,” Mr. Ohwo said. “When the airman decided to check the surroundings to find out what scared the crowd, he entered one room in the hotel and found a woman laying on a bed. |
The MTN CEO's name is hereby changed from Moolman to MUMUman. |
herzern1:The Heading on his facebook page answers that question for you. ![]() |
passyhansome:HAIL THE FUTURE HEAD OF STATE OF BIAFRA. Biafra & Fayose. The two would fit like hand in glove. |
Kingbuhari:Apart from the fact that you failed miserably to correctly interpret the passage, you also displayed a sickening lack of self-awareness. Accept our deepest sympathies. |
I stopped reading at this point: "By building 12 new federal universities and 165 almajiri schools and renovating 507 additional secondary schools all over Nigeria" *in Obama's voice* Com' on!!! ![]() All these claims? very rich coming from a mouthpiece of an administration that it's 2015 was so comical we people didn't know whether to laugh or cry. These people actually forget their are records. well, we can't blame Reno, at least his oga GEJ said he could not believe Dasuki stole all that $2.1Bn (lmao) SHOCKING: 2015 Budget: National Assembly’s N150billion enough to fund capital votes for 20 Federal MDAs May 18, 2015 Joshua Olufemi, Ibanga Isine and Richard Akinwumi The National Assembly The National Assembly Related News The whopping N150 billion allocated to the National Assembly in the 2015 Appropriation Act, can fund capital votes for 20 Ministries, Departments and Parastatals [MDAs], a PREMIUM TIMES analysis of the budget has shown. The budget of the 469-member National Assembly consisting of 109 senators, 360 members of the House of Representatives, legislative aides, the National Assembly Commission and the Legislative Institute is about 3.4 percent of the total budget of the federation. The capital vote for 20 major ministries, departments and parastatals is just about N49 million less than is budgeted for the National Assembly this year. Under the 2015 capital votes, the Ministry of Youth Development got only N1.12billion Ministry of Police Affairs got N150billion, while Police Formations and Commands got only N17billion. The Ministry of Women Affairs is allocated N1. 25billion for its capital projects, Ministry of Agriculture and Rural Development got N7billion and Ministry of Water Resources N6billion. The defence sector, including the Ministry of Defence, the Nigerian Army, the Nigerian Navy and the Nigerian Air Force is allocated only N35billion. The education sector, including the Federal Ministry of Education and the Universal Basic Education Commission, is allocated N20billion, while the Federal Ministry of Health got N20billion. The Federal Ministry of Communication Technology got N500million only while the Federal Ministry of Justice and the National Human Rights Commission (N500, 000, 003) received the same allocation for capital projects. The Ministry of Labour and Productivity is allocated a paltry N200, 000, 000 for its capital projects during the year while the Ministry of Power got N4.24billion. The Ministry of Science and Technology is given N500 million while the Ministry of Transport got about N4billion and the Petroleum Resources N500million. With the worsening condition of roads in the country, the Federal Ministry of Works got only about N11billion while with even close to the 15 million housing deficit facing the country, the Ministry of Lands, Housing and Urban Development got only N500million. The Federal Ministry of Environment is also allocated about N500million while the office of the National Security Adviser got N20billion. While getting one of the largest sectoral allocations in the country, the Nigerian lawmakers managed to approve only 106 new laws out of 1,063 brought before them in the last four years. |
kjhova:I thought I was the only one who had seen this unfortunate trend amongst our people, but worse still, try to guide them aright and they viciously come after you like a rabid dog. It's pathetic. |
Hmmmm. After this, he should go help this man below https://www.nairaland.com/3398501/dont-want-die-tunde-alabi |
gatiano:وَعِبَادُ الرَّحْمَٰنِ الَّذِينَ يَمْشُونَ عَلَى الْأَرْضِ هَوْنًا وَإِذَا خَاطَبَهُمُ الْجَاهِلُونَ قَالُوا سَلَامًا And the true servants of the Gracious God are those who walk on the earth humbly and when the ignorant address them, they avoid them gracefully by saying, `Peace !' Qur'an 25:63 Have a nice evening bro. |
gatiano:Please see response. Courtesy of a simple google search (answers from a christian based site). Question: "What is the majestic plural, and how is it used in the Bible?" Answer: The majestic plural, also called the royal plural, is the use of a plural word (such as the pronoun we or us) to refer to a single person. As a type of nosism, the majestic plural emphasizes something or honors someone in a stylistic way. Basically, when a member of royalty, referring to himself, says, “We” instead of “I,” he is using the majestic plural. For example, Queen Victoria, upon hearing a tasteless joke, is said to have replied, “We are not amused.” The ancient Hebrews used the majestic plural, and some examples are found in the Old Testament. But the construction is not unique to Hebrew. The Latin language also had what the Romans called pluralis maiestatis (“the plural of majesty”), and, as has been noted, English sometimes uses it as well. Other modern languages using the royal plural include Punjabi, Hindustani, Telugu, and Egyptian Arabic (in which the President of Egypt is referred to as “Your Excellencies”). The effect of the majestic plural is to indicate greatness, power, and prestige. It is normally reserved for use by nobles, kings, popes, and other persons of high rank when speaking in an official capacity or by those of lower rank when speaking of or to their betters. In the Bible, we find four verses in which God refers to Himself using plural pronouns. The most well-known passage is Genesis 1:26: “Then God said, ‘Let us make mankind in our image, in our likeness.’” See also Genesis 3:22; Genesis 11:7; and Isaiah 6:8. The One God is speaking of Himself in plural form: us and our. This is a perfect example of the majestic plural. God’s divine greatness and transcendence are emphasized through the simple use of pronouns. The majestic plural is also found in one of God’s most common names in the Old Testament, Elohim. The word itself is plural (the singular is Eloah), and it is sometimes translated as “gods” (when referring to a plurality of false gods). When it refers to the One True God, Elohim (plural) is correctly translated as “God” (singular). Source: https://gotquestions.org/majestic-plural.html |
uss25dec:Wow. Such ignorance on full display (no offence meant please). My dear, in English language (as in many other languages) there is what is called "plural of respect" as against plural of numbers. |
TonyeBarcanista:moreover, we buy @87 for 2 weeks, then either you fight/sleep at fuel station or buy @200 for 6 weeks. But what do wailers know. |
RichYoungNigger:Mumu comment. Devoid of any rational thinking whatsoever. I don't know when "holy book" replaced text books in schools. |
shawl:Your last sentence was unnecessary. You don't have to take offence or take digs at others in this type of conversation. Islamic judgements are given based on sufficient evidences, which should be elucidated to the people. |
Pierocash:I thought I was the only one that noticed. Do you commit suicide by hanging and your knees or feet remains on the floor? If the man is really dead, the police need to go investigate murder immediately. |
gists:thank you for a bit of reminder. Nigerians suffer from an incredible level of amnesia. That is the major problem, and the major reason politicians take the people for granted. |
udatso:Could I have the link to the video please. |
Drienzia:Christians like you be spreading lies since time immemorial. Do yourself a favour and request for the chapters & verses of the Quran where these your assertions are stated. Then we may begin your enlightenment from there. |
ajasbaba:As you can see my friend, most of the dullards who populate this space have already swallowed the story it hook, line & sinker. They even refute the School proprietor's rebuttal of the story, as if they were present at the incident. It's this kind of things that validate their empty life, but we can't blame them much because the hate campaign sowed especially by the last administration during the campaign has germinated fully. Their afterthought apology of yesterday is like medicine after death. It will be difficult to reverse the damage already done. The irresponsible media outlets too capitalize on this sorry state of affairs to make quick buck through their irresponsible journalism. However, like the Yorubas say "When the heavens fall, it won't be a problem affecting one person (everybody will be affected)". |
plaetton:Now you see how you've exhibited your hypocrisy. What's the point of the article if not to "demarcate" the issue of "silence" in the SW in the "last one year"? Asking why they've not been up in arms against the present government. All the pro comments (including yours) have only lend credence to the divisive intent of the article. I'm not surprised that someone of your ilk would celebrate such an article, that's what give your life meaning. And even though I've not insulted you in any of my posts, your insults in your last 2 posts shows the type of character that have. I would resist the provocation to stoop to your level of trading insults. Like BRF quoted "When you wrestle with pigs, you both get dirty but the pig enjoys it". Enjoy. |
plaetton:And you my friend are very objective, right? The deafening silence of the SS and the SE during the inglorious 6 years of the past administration was not vexing to you, yet you lot come and spread hate and bile, and when we say thanks but no thanks, you come with insults. Leave the SW and let issues of the SE vex you enough to rally for change in your immediate constituency. Crying more than the bereaved is not a virtue my friend. |
plaetton:Mr Wonderer, have you finished wondering what has happened to/in the SE region in the last forty-one years? Why take panadol for another man's headache? If the SW decides to be silent at this time, why get your knickers twisted over that? when you guys have a truckload of issues to deal with? The OP's article is nothing but a call to hate and childish tantrums against the government. |
Johnnwokolo:Bros, I suspect you're not really an Ipod yoot. ![]() But why you dey give dem expo na? Please leave them to their idiosyncrasies. |


