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The Police should service their own gun on the man's head.

You really sound very stupiddd and im sure ur mum regrets pushing you through. My intelligence is greater than your whole generations combined together.

Now shut your face and learn.

evablisse:
Clap for yourself, you really made a point. It's your type that will get small opportunity to enter any white country and you'll even kill them to make money. Lebanese this, Lebanese that. The truth is that no matter how cunning they are, they will be wiser and better than u cos u can't do anything but rant on the internet. Brainless racist. What u do, other people know best even the so called white men. There are bad people in every race. Find sth and do with ur life. Today, u talk about Muslims, tomorrow, Lebanese, next tomorrow Nigeria and even people from ur village. Be useful!

There is hunger in the land.

You sound like a sweet girl, are u single?

wildQuincy:
I honestly don't fancy it atall once you give me money after a date, I will never take you seriously because my head starts recieving some funny ideas about you and that could make me very uncomfortable! Even if I chose to have sex with you as a guy, pls don't give me money after the whole deal because you will never see me anywhere near you again! I know a lot of naija babes will not agree but that's just me.

If this story is true then you did nothing wrong. She only said that to make you understand say she be Ashawo, she is used to men giving her money after every meeting.

bruzrecordz:
Hi guys..
This is something that has being troubling me for some times now, infact it's one of the reasons I have practically stopped asking girls out on a date...just as the question goes...na gud tin to giv a bae money for d first tym as una finish una date either Mr Biggs or tantalizer or pepperoni etc..

Let me gist you what happened on Saturday...on Wednesday I met a very cute girl inside a bank (UBA ph) I was scared talking to her so I spied on her name..as a sharp guy opened my fb, search her and I sent a request..a day later she accept and we started chatting..I later open up to her about I got her name.. She was so impressed on my actions..I asked her out on a date, she agreed, we went out, a nice restaurant, couple of jokes, then later a movie..after everything I took her back to her house..when I got to my house..she called me and said am too stingy for her liking..so i asked her how...she said..y I no give her money as I dey go back.
Abeg help me did I do something wrong?.

itzdeejay:
I have a multi-million dollar idea that needs..#500,000 - #1,000,000 as capital....within 2months....the capital have been multiplied times 10 folds..... Contact me if you have capital for partnership.

Nigerians and 419 ideas are like this

Tht reminds me, I forgot my $10,000 at a UBA branch. Elumelu where is my money

These autopilot cars are dangerous, Tesla's autopilot car just killed the driver few days ago.

Please advice on this for a situation whereby i place a bid with my Bank for 91 days TBills stating clearly a bid of 8% and CBN publish these results in the picture stating successful bid rates for 91days range between 6.0 to 8.1% (circled in red).

Does that mean my 8% bid was successful and my Bank automatically accepts the bid.
Thanks.

Hopefully it gets sorted but with Nigerian Banks its very challenging. Nigerian Banks are looking at all means to recover money from customers who enjoyed some juicy forex transactions. A lot of people will be affected by this especially those that bought gift cards at 208, sold at 240 and finally billed at 260. It will be a huge loss but hopefully the Bank will do something.

jesbu:
Am in big trouble

They allowed it cos Amazon support multiple currencies via MasterCard, the Naira equivalent you see at checkout has always been indicative of the fees in Naira, In an ideal world where exchange rates are stable you only pay that nothing more but the rates was subject to change if you check some of the t&c next to checkout buttons. Since Nigerian economy became unstable business terms have changed with Corporate organisations like Amazon and Stanbic, from all indication the customer is the risk taker and bears the consequences for fluctuations in exchange rates across an international platform.

Most people get debited after months when the books are balanced although this is not very likely if your transactions have already been balanced in the books.

tumababa:
Why did they allow it in the first place? This will be worse than gtb scam some months ago. Cos me av been using it since last year!

Unfortunately you have to live with it cos Stanbic has the right to bill a buyer when they discover the indicated Amazon rates isn't good for their business. I almost fell for this too during the time the rate was trending at 208 but on a second thought I withdrew from it. A lot of people on this thread got away with it.

Even if you didn't have money in your account, they will wait for you until you have sufficient funds and they nail you.

jesbu:
HELP HELP
Good Morning Guys, please I need your insight as I am having some issues relating to a transaction I made in May with stanbic bank. I made a purchase of 1800 and 800 dollars when the Amazon exchange rate was 208. The transaction was complete at the rate of 208 and notifications sent to my phone.
However yesterday I received an alert that 220,000 was deducted from my account, reason being that the transaction done earlier was at Amazon rate not Stanbic rate. Please I need assistance, Has anyone here experienced something like this before? How do I resolve this as I cannot afford to lose this amount.

You have made some interesting points, unfortunately majority of Nigerians will never understand there is a huge difference between Lebanese and pure whites.
One stupid girl wey dey do shakara for me because she dey follow Lebanese do all these lotto business no know say she don enter one chance in the hands of Lebanese.

Funny enough these Lebanese are raking millions of Naira through that lotto and they use naija girls as their intimacy gadgets among themselves, trust naija gals anywhere money dey love go dey.

These Lebanese are cunny, on various occasion some of these girls come to me asking me to buy $50 bills off them. I ask them where una dey get all these $50 from, they will be like "na oyibo give me oh". I look at them and be like wat "which oyibo" then the true story go begin comot.

I advice any young girl being brain washed by Lebanese to desist from sleeping with them even though they give you $50, they are not real as they have a tradition of marrying only women from their country. They are hungry people and Lebanon as a country is suffering from poverty just like Nigeria though some parts have basic amenities. You cannot relate a Lebanese to pure oyibo like Americans and British, the gap is like trekking from Lagos to Sokoto.

Lebanese are as cunny as Nigerians but they are using their colour as an advantage in deceit.

DedeNkem:
Whenever I want to change big money, I only do it in the bank with the bureau de change guy.

As I hand him the money, he doesn't leave with it until I confirm the exchange is in my bank account, not only via sms, I'll actually check my bank account on the spot to confirm the money.

I DON'T accept, "go, I'll transfer the money to yoir account" sh*it!

Lebanese are thieves. They've been stealing from Nigerian for ages. Nigerians think lebanese are white, so they st*upidly trust them. Inferiority complex of Nigerians is massive!

They worship any fair-skinned forienger. But they don't know that whites are the biggest thieves!

The biggest kidnappers are whites.
The biggest country invaders are whites.
The biggest bank heists were perpetrated by whites.
The biggest bank hackers are whites.
The biggest racists are whites.
Whites sold Blacks in slavery like goats. And nany Nigerians were victims of slavery!
You can't name one evil or criminal act whites weren't at the top!

So it baffles me seeing st*upid Nigerians treating whites or those who are fair-skinned, better than they treat their fellow Nigerians or Blacks!

I'm saying anyone should hate Whites. I want Nigerians and other Black Africans to treat whites the same as they would treat their fellow Blacks. No special treatments. Treat everyone equally!

Colllect your own round before water pass garri o. This thing that she is sharingggg, one day it will dry up and harden like kpomo.

What's the name of this your scam sorry scheme that works better and cooler than treasury bills?

keylaz:
treasury bills is good, tho the rate this days are poor. i have scheme that works better and cooler than treasury bills, u get 30% interest of ur spare money monthly. both capital and interest can be withdrawn. contact me on whatsapp 08037260895 for more details. its free

Cleaning the name of the transport company is a blasphemy against the injured and the dead. This useless African mentality of choosing money over safety has bitten through bone marrow.

The transport company is a disgrace to humanity, if it was Peace Mass transit as suggested surely the company needs to thoroughly examine its Human Resources protocols, trainings, state of mind of drivers, vehicle services and management issues.

All superstitious belief do not count.

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Bros e, dis hat on your head looks like you were offloading cement at dangote's factory before receiving a call saying your wife is on the way

Though I understand your point but the exchange for $1 can be N240. During the time dollar was officially N199, I walked into one of the banks without any contact or connection and bought $9000 at N206 per dollar. This was two months ago.

I would say its possible on your lucky day .

doyinisaac:
even interbank rate sef is 280 and above and banks won't even sell it to you at that 280 sef..so it can never be 240 ,is either you did not hear the figure well or the person at the bank that gave u the information is confused...

Lebanese are hungry thieves, they have invaded Naija with illegal businesses such as "the red machine lotto", they are raping naija girls in the name of giving them the lotto job as sales girls.

According to Buhari "my cow choff am phor my cerfiticate"

This is a barbaric act and surely the culprits must be punished by firing squad.

The government must ensure the boy is well taken care of.

Buhari said his cow ate his certificate

Hi, i saw you wanted to sell Skrill funds, whats ur contact number ?

victor101:
I need a book (250 pages, double spaced) copy edited by 8 pm today . I also need a style sheet (sample will be provided) filled out regarding the edits made. All editing should be done according to the Chicago Manual of Style using Track Changes in Word. This is strictly a grammatical copyedit.

Payment: N5000 (payment will be made today if work is done perfectly)
You must have a Skype ID/Watsapp for easy flow of communication
aprofessor@naij.com

Floating is needed, sellers with some kind high rates should get 80 years ban

The pastor's ministry just moved to the permanent site

From the last picture, it shows German punanies go sabi open the thing well well .

I hope she gives E-money correct blow joob today .

Aisha Buhari the food donor, you and your husband are so clueless that you presume the problem of most Nigerians are sorted upon the sight of bags of rice.

#BunchOfWastedGenerations

I am tired of this country, if you are tired of this useless country too and tired of hearing stuupid news from stuupid people click the like button.

She must be so relieved, carrying a 26kg cyst in her 60 kilo body must be an overload.

This is the innovation you get when your President has no direction for the economy, you just smoke weed and make an already dangerous vehicle a more suicidal piece.

With all the pot holes in naija i guarantee this is accident waiting to happen.

There should be a sign on the number plate saying "Enter at your own risk".

The boobs are no saggy but rather "saga", the kind of boobs you suck and get remain confused in life.

Igbo Kwezuenu, egbe beluu ugoo beeluu ma inke si ibeeya ebenne kuku kpakpaii

Who da hell made dat statement, i believe in egbe beluu ugoo beeluu ma inke si ibeeya ebenne "should get lost and find ebe oga ebee".