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This is the evidence of too much money, the aim of this hotel is for historic purpose and not for profit making. There are many hotels in Portugal with similar facilities and more affordable, the majority of tourists visiting Portugal are more interested in bargains.

Well done Cris.

Buhari buhari hw many times did I call you?

Why is Nigerian economy falling like dick wey just cum?

Lol I'm sure he is heading to Vegas to spill some dollar on strippers.

He should at least look after his kids, as for the woman things must have gone really bad between them. He must have held on for so long till this day.

This issue has been bothering me for a while and I would like to seek opinions from various perspectives and backgrounds.
I know a lot of people and I found out that some of these people exhibit similar characteristics of aggression even though their ancestral background are unrelated.

I often wonder could nature have played a part towards their common aggressive behaviour.

The big question is who do you consider more aggressive? Is it a tall or short person and can you explain any situation in particular and the events.
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Anything that enters naija is blown out of proportion.

When Oyibo brought religion, they didn't say we should stop investing in research and development and focus on just religion, most Nigerians have a mad man's mentality, how could you do this to a child.

Religion came to Nigeria, it was blown out of proportion.
Dollar came to Nigeria, it was blown out of proportion.
Azonto came to Nigeria, it was blown out of proportion.
Dabbing came to Nigeria, it was blown out of proportion. Add yours if you remember any.
So many things, I'm tired of being tired of Nigeria.

This guy sha, you could have saved 12 hours of your life by going to see her in the UK rather than going all the way to Canada.

I can even give you her home address if you like her that much.

At least she gave birth to this one, do you have any idea of the number of babies swallowed during blow-job every second In Nigeria?

Pls wherever you are now whether in bed, on top man or woman, even if you are on top of okada
And you are reading this comment stand up now let us observe one minute silence for all the children swallowed during blow-job.

If you already have dollars in ur Dom request they pay you in USD or if they can't then u go collect the Naira equivalent.

dest4real:
Guys if i have dollars in my Dom account, will bank pay me in foreign currency or naira equivalence?


Thanks

This reminds me of when I was still a hustler, some girls disappointed me sotee I vex hustle buy my first factory fitted leather, cooler air conditioning, automatic Mercedes benz.

These days I don't invite girls anymore, I just call them.
Me: Hello
The girl: hey boo
Me: Where are you
The girl: I'm in school
Me: ok, what time do you finish
The girl: 2pm
Me: I will pick you from your house at 3pm

At 3pm

Me: hey baby im in front of your house
The girl: ok boo I'm coming
Me: Turns ac on to max
The girl: hey gorgeous
Me: hello sexy
The girl: I'm hungry
Me: ok baby I get food for house

20 minutes later

Me: what would you like to drink
The girl: malt will be ok
Me: Here is the malt baby, this room is hot.
The girl: yes, pls hang this shirt for me
Me: Ok baby, you look better with your clothes off.
The girl: smiles and straight to item 7

OK guy you see that your $100 eh.
I for say make you bring am make I change am for you but its best you go to a bureau de change exchange street in any city. Read sign board before you enter any of the exchange shops to ensure its an exchange office.
Negotiate with malam and collect your naira, count am twice before leaving the shop.

Inkredible:
I have a hundred dollars $100 with me cash.

I want to change it to Naira. At wat rate will black market charge?
Wat am I supposed to know becus am new to face to face exchange.

Your response and advice is needed.

I was scammed by one idiot on Nairaland, he pretended he was selling paypal funds and requested I send him the equivalent of N70k first, I was very reluctant cos he may not deliver so I asked him to send first since paypal is safe and secure. He said he had been scammed before for doing that so I decided on plan B, I told him I will send the Naira to him first on his bank account and he will then credit my paypal account with the equivalent, but I can only risk $15 per transaction, he reluctantly agreed.

I credited him with the first N4500 and the guy kept saying he didn't get the money for over two hrs, in the third hour he ignored me up till today.

This has been over 4 months now and I need my hard earnerd N4500 back cos hunger dey now

This reminds me of the story about that yoruba guy that married his mother

Dis country sef
I am tired of being tired.

Chai that's some serious money I missed out on nearly 5% more, if I had asked bank to bid for me they probably would have gone 9.5 % as well.

ukay2:
9.5% you will get

Pls what rate do I actually get on Tbills, I bidded 9.5% yesterday for 91 days? Do I get the 9.5% I bidded or 14.14%?
Thanks

I see a confused police officer looking happy as if he just captured a runaway okada man. The victim seems very reluctant to get off the floor as he already knows once we reach station na N20,000. The victim is dialing his lawyer's number but it keep saying unavailable.

Lol dis NCA don reach india

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Saying We are proud of you son

Haha, @the post above me, i don't think the government will do that but the way this government is going it is capable of doing such in the name of recession.

I can advice you on how to handle that, contact the paypal account owner for the last time and request removal of your email, if the person doesn't respond positively you can do so via Fiverr even though he added you via his paypal account.

Let me know.

yemi2plus:
It's a wicked strategy to keep you away from patronising other exchangers who might have better FX rates.

Why won't they remove your email from their account?

yemi2plus:
Many things dey happen here lately, even those Wey go refuse to remove your Fiveer email from their PayPal account and go insult you join dey form innocent.

We dey watch una!

Nigeria as a country is useless and Biafra is not the solution. Most Nigerians are smart at the wrong places, an aspiring president of a country ought to have a portfolio before being elected. Buhari has no portfolio neither has he achieved anything. There are loop holes everywhere in the Nigerian political system.

Kemi Adeosun mentioned some of these but they overpowered her, they just put her there as a representative.

Wat a shameful country, a useless country, a country where the President doesn't have WAEC certificate and you expect the economy not to cripple. A country ruled by thugs and thieves.

A country where 98% will say Yes to brown envelopes
Nigeria politicians should be very ashamed, they have nothing to offer, they don't even know what to offer.
I read a post by Yemi Osibanjo challenging Nigerians to provide a solution for smart energy, is he hallucinating or what?

Personally i think Nigeria needs to be run like a company represented by unbiased Non executive directors who make decisions on all geopolitical zones. One person managing Nigeria is just a joke.

Baba a word of advice for you, before you put those wires on top of your head, make sure the AC plug is disconnected, if EEDC mistakenly trigger electric, the kind makosa wey you go dance will be unimaginable.

As much as she has sinned, she can still make heaven.

God forgives a repentant sinner.

I think the dust has been raised, anyone who still wants to transact with this guy has been warned.

Those naming LordT as LordM get your facts right before engaging your confused head in an argument.

Stop naming people who are not concerned in an argument, IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.

When will you predict Buhari will have epilepsy

We should all join together and kick Buhari in his balls and see if money will come out.

The attacker's origin in Tunisia, blaming immigration on this won't really help as France have a very close tie with Tunisia in terms of trade, goods, services and movement of people.

No matter how tight the immigration policies between France and Tunisia was, this guy would have still made it to France.

Some European countries are stuck up their arses with some procedures that is outdated, this is where the problem lies.

Paypal is probably the best payment solution, i have been using mine for over 11 years without issues.

The issue of payment reversal by Paypal is meant to protect buyer in a situation where the buyer receives a counterfeit product or isn't happy with the transaction. Paypal does this because "as the saying goes a customer is always right"

BUT

Most Nigerians are criminals (95%), they abuse a "buyer protection system" through so many dubious ways such as hacked funds, intentionally reversing an already well executed business.

Paypal have a sophisticated system, its best to avoid them if you don't fully understand how it works cos you will definitely lose money.

It means she was there to cure your Konji as a poor man.

Nobody is asking which school did they graduate from, i'm sure at close inspection they probably graduated from foreign Universities.

What happened to "Buy made in Nigeria to grow the Naira"

If the guy enter naija, within 5 mins under that hot sun he will start speaking yoruba "Arhhhh mogbe ooooo"

I think she meant £70k that's N35m a year. The funny thing is that most girls feel the fact that they have a pussyy makes them a wife material.

This is the 21st century, WAKE UP !!!