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Nigeria is the most Useless country in the world, Brexit only has direct negative effect on Britain, Brexit is good news for Americans, Good news for most stable European countries but Bad news for Nigeria Why must Nigeria base its economic progress on negativity of other countries.

These are purely man-made negative effects in order to satisfy the greed among Nigerians.

She no even get breast and she no get kpomo for nyash

The poor Roy is old he should go and sign on and enjoy some pints with his mates.

This is a sign England is no longer wanted in Europe, they were raped without condoms.

It was so sore and Rooney was spotted screaming like this;

Useless country, I hate this country. Nothing works.

The UK focused on Immigration and pushed for a Referendum, the UK failed to acknowledge the fact that immigrants have already trooped in and settled. These immigrants are such as some Eastern Europeans who come from low paid countries and of course the other set of migrants who invade a country with their 4th generation family members all living under one roof.

These migrants are giving birth like a bunch of chickens on heat, the children's children are multiplying and honestly there is nothing the British government can do about it. It is rather too late or better late than never.

David Cameron has demonstrated the true qualities of a leader.

For those who may be wondering why he resigned even though he cheered on the British public for a referendum. David Cameron backed a stay within the EU even though he campaigned for votes to stay or leave the EU. He is stepping down for a new and fresh start for Britain, this is a man who has the love for his country at heart.

Unlike these monkeys in Nigeria who has no clue about modern politics and sit on their posts as if its their birth right.

All of them from Buhari, Saraki, Ekweremadu etc are all INCOMPETENT and must resign too. They can't even hold a two minutes conversation with politicians in developed nations.

Nigerian politicians are sickening and fantastically disgusting.

The impact of Britain leaving the EU has been felt in other countries through the slump of Pound Sterling but there is one country where the slump in Pounds hasn't been felt and will never be felt, Guess the country?

...............

If you guessed right you are genius but if you guessed wrong you will soon know.


The country is Nigeria, everything in this damn country called Nigeria is so artificial .

He will still stay for 3 months.

he just wanted to make front page, fake story everywhere.

Teensway:
your moniker tells me more about you dear.

use 10k divorce her

The fact that most highly placed traders at Alaba or any other market in Nigeria require 25 million usd per week and the government can't provide it doesn't make the government incapable. There are laws in the land of what items that can have access to CBN approved exchange rates, the Federal government has listed such items as in favor of the development of the Nation, anyone who seeks forex to finance goods not listed on the government approved list is solely responsible for any rate obtainable and the government isn't responsible for that.

The United States who owns the USD is not even as dependent as Nigerians on the USD thereby the mentality of Nigerians towards obtaining USD by fire by force is what needs to change. America will not print more dollars because Nigerians can't control their demand for USD and even if Nigeria has $500 billion it will still finish within a short period.

Control is necessary in a government which is what the CBN is doing, GEJ's govt was spending the dollar like it was unlimited. Exchange rate of 1USD to N285 at parallel market is possible and can be sustained with improved mentality of Nigerians towards the USD.

For anyone saying where will the foreign currency come from to sustain a better exchange rate at the parallel market, the last time i checked Nigerian economy is still open for business and one of the benefits of a flexible exchange rate is to encourage foreign investors with interests in Aviation, hospitality, finance, health, petroleum.

If Nigerians truly have the love of the country at heart, those traders should team up among themselves to encourage their business allies overseas to come and open factories in Nigeria, when they do this, they don't just bring more USD to the country they also create Jobs and improve the economy.

Share the message and lets make the change.

When Money dey women call you KingKong, MyHero, Darling

but when money no dey, they call you names like

SEGUN, OKECHUKWU, USELESS FOOl

its obvious this was a Night travel, thought it had been stopped.

the fact that i mentioned the amount she died for doesn't mean she deserves to die, it simply demonstrates the level of poverty in Nigeria, in most developed Nations you pick such amount in streets every half an hour cos its just change whereas in Nigeria people still die because of such amount.

sukkot:
so it would be better if she died because of 10,000 dollars ? the more money you die over the better ?

So she died because of N100 that's less than 0.30usd Hmmmm, life is cruel.

Don't worry from monday (in less than 48 hours) $1 =N1 as promised by Bubu during his campaign

themanderon:
in fact they will all end up miserably because of the way they messed up the lives of millions. hopeless scumbags

But guys in Nigeria said America is the land of milk and honey where you make money easily, is something wrong with these students that they can't work or are the home based guys hallucinating as usual .

He is from Ghana.

This is the screenshot of the current parallel market rate, you have made valid points but unfortunately most Nigerians don't like good news.

Time2Smile:
So what is the rate you can work with. All those criticizing the rate of 280 I posted, I think this is a marketplace so anyone with Dollar can always make a counter offer.

He wasted my time too, I'm so pissed off with the guy.
I don't understand why people just prey on others.

Haha Lambo lambo, on naija road no bro

AdmiralDru:
Was expecting a Lambo.
Anyway, nothing special.

Yes "is" goes with "this" and "are" goes "these"

obiorathesubtle:
My English aint good.. But I don't think 'these' and 'is' should be used together... Just saying

If Mikel wasn't any good Abramovic would have given him out on loan and free transfer. Mikel gets his wages on time more than any of these guys that blast him for sitting on the bench so he ain't worried.

Thanks for your contributions, i heard some police at a filling station in Ijebu Ode cause road block to collect N100, they better watch out cos 007 is on the way

sleekcm:
1. Leave early. Not earlier than 5am. This way you avoid most of the police check points that will cause delays.
2. Have your papers intact. Customs especially.
3. Don't drive alone, get someone, preferably a driver to travel with you.

A lot of great tips have been written here already.

Good luck and have a safe home trip.

Haha no bro, its not a bride but its an interesting ending with pics coming later.

Thanks for your updates, i will keep you updated.

chillex8:
Are you going to pick a bride

This trophy you are craving for tho

lol, i can't wait to taste that Akara. You mentioned customs, they stop and check for documentation, any other officials likely to stop me and cause delay?

Wow you departed quite early 4:30 and completed your journey quite early.

Secondly, i guess a full tank can take me through the journey as i wouldn't want to spend time waiting in the middle of bush queuing up to buy fuel thereby losing travel time. And as i am en-route for a trophy time is of essence 007 style

Thanks for your contributions.

Dexmars:
@ Poster

It's not a big deal.
Trust your car, trust yourself, trust your God.

I drove myself alone from the same festac to owerri.

Car model : Camry 2014 xle.
Engine : 4 cylinders
Tyres: new
Brake pads: new

Potholes just after shagamu will really test your reflexes and mental alertness. (Slow and steady)
Make sure your custom papers are genuine. (Ore customs)
Have water by your side
Dress in something comfortable
Buy hot akara at the Onitsha bridge (nice local taste)


Departure time: 4:30am (my friends where just coming back from the club....though I think that was too early)
Arrival time: 10:15 am (could not go to villa.... too early.....stopped at ph road....point and kill chicken)

I will surely download the map, many thanks.

TCD:
If you are using Android phone please download Nokia Here Maps in play store. it has free Nigeria map and navigation and it's fairly accurate. you can use it to plan your route and gives voice guided navigation so you wouldn't miss your way.

I myself will be driving from Calabar to Lagos through the ugep- afikpo- onitsha route which I'm not too familiar with. I hope I Don't get lost.

Very useful tips, thanks

bravolad:
Driving from Lagos to Enugu should not be a major problem if he has been driving in the city & has a firm control of steering albeit basic understanding of highway codes/driving rules, though our roads are not marked. Driving a long distance is a psychological thing dealing with your state of mind. Most times, inner fear is a major challenge that inhibits people from embarking on such journey.

There's always a one time to conquer that fear & hold the bull by the horn. The best way to drive on a route you are not familiar with is to leave early, (definition of early is relative) maintain a constant speed of 100/h or below. At this speed, you are likely to handle any situation. Have a friend who also drives well in the front seat & you should be ok. It's a pretty straight forward journey but where in doubt or confused, ask for direction.

On no occasion should you engage other drivers in competition or struggle over a lane because you feel it's your right of way; avoid all manner of contention and rivalry & veer off your lane when another driver seems to dominate. Keep your focus, use your mirrors and I think you will be fine.

Just an observation; the size of your engine does not necessarily matter as your are not engaged on drag race, even with a 1.4 litre engine, you are just fine.

Safe journey when you decide to leave.

These craters will surely cause more than leg pull for most cars.

There is a 1.8L turbo, i will upload more pics when i gt it back from servicing. Mine is petrol and i'm sure there are diesel turbo too.

I have a pic of the front rear.

nurey:
Oblo has shown you what a crater could look like, but Nigerian road craters are very deadly, I have experienced one and the way they bend rims and burst tyre is deadly. If one is extremely unlucky, you could loss a whole leg (identical to honda leg pull) or destroy your oil pan or something delicate underneath the car.

But I have a question to ask, the only Avensis that is turbo charged is the 2.2 D4D model as in a turbo charged diesel engine. So I haven't seen a 1.8L turbo charged version, so what engine variant are you using and a pix of the trophy Racer would be nice.

Thanks a lot

lonelydora:
Safe journey