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 Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by MrTurkey(m): 8:52pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
well, some dreams have been known to come true  |
| Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by MrTurkey(m): 8:46pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
i like if we all could be dignified with a response by ifyalways, madam, do we have an excessive growth of hair follicles situated around the parts of your lower inner? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:41pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
at least the mouth has it's uses, e.g. talking, eating, kissing, clucking, lying etc |
| Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by MrTurkey(m): 8:34pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
ifyalways:i like to know why you ask, or do you have one?  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:31pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
ifyalways:okay, i guess that would do, seeing that you are yet to scale the oral and written hurdle which the west african examinations board has placed before you, but in case of a next time, it is "thank you sir" and not "thank huh sirs". repeat after me "thank you sir" and not "thank huh sirs", giddit?  |
| Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by MrTurkey(m): 8:16pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
i like to know if liking some hairy pussy implies an intent to wanting to commit suicide |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:12pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
ifyalways, i am still waiting for my 'thank you sir' |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Abc-zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz by MrTurkey(m): 8:05pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
takes a sweeping glance from a to z and clucks away in an absolutely flabberwhelmed mood |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:54pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
now everybody, what comes to mind? fried turkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:53pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
turkey |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:53pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
fire |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:52pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
oil |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:52pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
salt |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:52pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
pepper |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 7:51pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
onions |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 7:46pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
gunpoint:what da' hell it is understandable that you are in self denial, but not to worry, as the true task of realisation should soon dawn on you, we shall reform you from your aggression and wanton need to obliterate except you are not the one i seek ifyalways:ha, this puny little impish somthing is still pining away in her whining voice, you're still a pre pass WAEC entity and you dare to confront me in your prior postings, i will descend on you with my vocabulistic juggernaut and when i'm finished with you even you shall become a certified true TOEFL examiner (okay, tell me thank you sir before i change my mind) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Top 17 Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See by MrTurkey(m): 7:22pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
SLOW DOWN! Turkeys Crossing |
| Nairaland General › Re: Any Turkeys In Here? by MrTurkey(op): 7:10pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 7:07pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
gunpoint:i never for once imagined that anyone would have the presence of mind to have recallibrated the rendition of the combined words of ify and always, but lo and behold, the one called gunpoint has laid such fears to rest with the re-christening of 'ifyalways' as 'ifysometimes', gunpoint has now more or less engraved his name in the world great peoples hall of fame (a resounding resonance of an extended standing ovation is heard in the background) @gunpoint excuse me kind sir, are you the expected one or are we to expect another turkey messiah (waiting in baited breadth filled with anticipation at the unknown answer ) |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Why Do We Drink Water? by MrTurkey(m): 10:36pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
shit meeen |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by MrTurkey(m): 9:06pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
saucekid:ouch, that must've felt painful, i can see purest squirming in pain |
| Jokes Etc › Re: "aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! by MrTurkey(m): 8:26pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
ifyalways:wow |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 7:25pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
it is good for you all to love oh, spread the love okay, but the babies , when all the loiving is done, make sure y'all make some arrangements for the babies. now as if ifyalways is not the type to explore so intellectual reasonings, clemcy and all his angry icons can only suggest some sombreness on the poor guys part, who says every day should be a smiling day? except the kid would decide to put some sauce in the soup of lingua franca and concot some more words that would make one to swirl in exhileration at the intermingling of sound and dance let me ruffle some feathers a bit as i humbly walk across the streets amidst intermitent concobulations originating from the human psyche |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 8:40pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
hey people, you think i'm scared of being called chicken? you could go ahead y'all but i know i ain't a chicken. I'm a full blooded male turkey and i got the secret spell to turn anyone into a chicken if you don't start behaving yourselves. you think i'm joking, just gimme a try and y'all realise that someone or something was responsible for the shocking transformation of some hitherto believed super eagles into some super spectacular chickens in far away ghana just recently. got that right, i was responsible for that thats where i've been all these while making sure that i got some revenge as the country was reported to have consumed the largest number of turkeys over the last festive period, now who wants a piece of me? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Enjoy by MrTurkey(m): 8:21pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
that is laughing in the old zulu tongue |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 7:10pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
ifyalways:okay, for the sake of chivalry, we won't be responding to the above attacks on our intellectual acumen or our vocabulistic capabilities and saucekid, i didn't know you were not comfortable with grammatical construction, beats me cos my favourite new words for last year were yebariba and samboribobo respectivelyinfact i have started a global campaign to have those two words officially included in the revised edition of the oxford advanced english learners dictionary which is expected to be published before the end of this year, perhaps madam ifyalways could help us out by signing our petition, it already has close to 140 million signatures ( infact we need just two more to meet our mark |
| Jokes Etc › Re: If Na You Nko? Wetin You Go Do by MrTurkey(m): 3:31pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
the world is agog for loose moral conduct as sex sells and has been acknowledged to be really hot in the market of entertainment and politics and in all aspects of the affairs of men, if one has it, he or she might get what they want with it and from it while some might choose to sell theirs for peanuts, others would make people beg with kingdoms and power for it. but still it is that need to underscore mans association with the quest for fulfillment that brings about this materialistic drive and sex is just a natural expression of such, but it's just the ways of man, now how demented could that be? |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:42pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Same ol me |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:41pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Lame |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:39pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Tame |
