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 Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:37pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Thames |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:37pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Shames |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:35pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Games |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 12:34pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
Blames |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Title Of Nollywood's Premiere Scifi Movie! by MrTurkey(m): 12:29pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
The extrapolating the dense intriocuretics of the cosmos on the fragile balance of the techno-plytonic imputations of the subliminal sensitivities of extra terrestrials and it's antecedent firiodidactic effects on lighter than air flight. This has to be a world record for the lengthiest movie title  but since it's still light years away from what knuckle headed nollywood directors would ever envision, let's just manage this simple title "The man with the laptop"The screenplay should be simple enough for any nincompoop to comprehend |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Where Is Mr.turkey? by MrTurkey(m): 12:07pm On Feb 17, 2008 |
So this is all you guys could come up with? Farting and contributing to the pollution of the fragile enviromental balance of the earths atmosphere with the outcomes of the chemical processes that occur from the metabolic actions of your various bowels. All those carbon monoxide and subtle methane gasses that's capable of laying an entire city to waste. And I thought that my absence all these while would have made all you guys become rational in your thought process, how wrong I was Anyway, gunpoint, I must say that you have proven yourself not to be the brutal and dastardly destructive denizen that I thought you to be, but if you expect me to start gushing and swooning just because you posted an imposter of me at the beginning of this thread, then you got yourself in fantasy cloud nine (you best wake up fast), imagine the effrontery that you got disrespecting the memory of my. . .of my. . . (sobs sadly in muffled decibels at the fond thoughts of my masticated better half) Now y'all got me broken, well, a note of warning to all of you who made attempts at my life way back then, I am alive and clucking, and I wield a kerosene powered flame thrower. If anyone ventures to emit any variant of a methane gas or carbon monoxide containing foul air from their anuses, don't go blaming me for any accidental conflagration that might occur |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Funny Pictures by MrTurkey(m): 7:05pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
funny toons |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Top 5 Smartass Answers by MrTurkey(m): 6:59pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
Thug Life:gives me the shivers, oooooh |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 6:54pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
| poor chicks |
| Jokes Etc › Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(op): 6:52pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
you call me a clone, can a clone do this (farts all over the forum, some constipated and offensive effluvium emanating from the extremes of the digestive canal and saturates the entire cyberspace) i ain't no clone bro, and if y'all don't take your time, i'ma gonno do it again |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Ideal Wife For Seun Osewa? by MrTurkey(m): 6:38pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
bebedi, do i know you from somewhere, were you among those that made an attempt on my life? [quote author=wendymanda link=topic=97568.msg1801844#msg1801844 date=1198863298][/quote]some real serious attempt at soliciting |
| Jokes Etc › Re: It's Damn Hard Being A Turkey Meeen by MrTurkey(op): 6:24pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
singing "i will survive" |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Goat Missing by MrTurkey(m): 6:22pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
so what did y'all eat in place of the goat? |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 6:19pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
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| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 6:16pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
survival |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: The Ideal Wife For Seun Osewa? by MrTurkey(m): 6:10pm On Dec 28, 2007 |
Do y'all know if the guy is interested in having a turkey as a wife? I could hook him up with some fly chicks meeen |
| Jokes Etc › Re: 10 Ways You Know You Are A Geek by MrTurkey(m): 3:34pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
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| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 3:25pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
saucekid: very loud and extended raucous clucking sounds akin to a human bursting out laughing |
| Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by MrTurkey(m): 3:22pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
suggest |
| Forum Games › Re: All Sentence Must Start With: I Like by MrTurkey(m): 3:19pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
jtkoko9:i ain't going to say "in your dreams" cos i like people that got big dreams and jtoko, your's comes in the most gargantuan of sizes |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Sexy Santa- Ben-jay by MrTurkey(m): 3:15pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
clemcykul:hmmm run run run run |
| Jokes Etc › Re: I Want My Family Name Be On Guiness Book Of Record,guess Wat I Want To Do. by MrTurkey(m): 3:14pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
okay then. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Two Morons by MrTurkey(m): 3:12pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
numbskulls |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Christmas Has Been Postponed by MrTurkey(m): 1:38pm On Dec 21, 2007 |
this is some official news coming in from edo state, do y'all know where that is? the planned christmas party at the government house scheduled to hold today has been postponed tentatively till on thursday the 27th of december, a clear two days after christmas. no reason was given for the postponement. . . turkey lurkey reporting live |
| Music/Radio › Re: Saucekid Yebariba Sanboribobo Official Video: Rate It From 1 To 10 by MrTurkey(m): 1:16am On Dec 20, 2007 |
11 coool  |
| Christianity Etc › Re: Is This Woman A Witch? by MrTurkey(m): 1:08am On Dec 20, 2007 |
:odamn!!! all i can say is damn!!! |
| Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: Babes no cheap for Uk o! by MrTurkey(m): 12:58am On Dec 20, 2007 |
funkybaby:you seem to know quite a little about congeal |
| Food › Re: Chicken Or Turkey by MrTurkey(m): 12:54am On Dec 20, 2007 |
my problems are mounting by the day  |
| Food › Re: Peanut Butter Addiction. by MrTurkey(m): 12:52am On Dec 20, 2007 |
getting addicted to peanut butter? then be ready get afflicted with acne |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Don't Blame Me For This! by MrTurkey(m): 12:48am On Dec 20, 2007 |
cows are good at other things too you know  |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Cliches And Conundrums: by MrTurkey(m): 12:44am On Dec 20, 2007 |
okay, next. . . |
| Jokes Etc › Re: Tounge Twisters. by MrTurkey(m): 12:40am On Dec 20, 2007 |
i'm shining like a star |
